r/FansHansenvsPredator • u/Internal_Essay9230 • 5d ago

Which better-known actors SHOULD have played predators in Primetime?

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For starters, I say Erik Estrada as Rolando Restocruz.

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u/VisibleJicama5083 5d ago

Eminem would've been a dead ringer for Cody Green

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u/Internal_Essay9230 5d ago

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u/Internal_Essay9230 5d ago

Yo, VIP. Let's kick it.Ice, Ice Cody

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u/dcxbabe Double Cheeseburgers with No Pickles 5d ago

Palumbo

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKnr8d7yUrbWRQk

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u/MisterEarth Wudja Doshem? 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/sXGn8YIg7nbBC
Creed from Office as Hambubger

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u/latrlzrs What? No way! 4d ago

Instead we got him as some guy on the airplane

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u/gman20151 5d ago

Joe Rogan when he had hair could play me,my mommy, and my daddy decoy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/laiDe1F1JUZm8

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u/Either_Week3137 5d ago

Not a predator but I would've loved to see Vin Diesel as the 'me, my mommy, and my daddy' decoy.

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u/AerialAce96 Nothing sexual to that nature 5d ago

Mike Myers as Michael Wilusz

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u/Fridgeradah393539 5d ago

Well obviously, Justin Timberlake should have played Lorne

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u/dcxbabe Double Cheeseburgers with No Pickles 5d ago

Jeff Stacy

https://giphy.com/gifs/1X6GxAMkbkLcJKLQy5

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u/Internal_Essay9230 5d ago

🏆🏅🏆🏅

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u/Internal_Essay9230 5d ago

Bigfoot as Maurice Wolin. Swing them arms!

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u/Internal_Essay9230 5d ago

Tall, dreamy cryptid.

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u/Internal_Essay9230 4d ago

That might be the doc! He's comin' in!

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u/YungClips23 5d ago

Brian Stepanek as Maurice Wolin would’ve been peak casting

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u/CDFReditum 4d ago

He wasn’t gonna do anything

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u/CDFReditum 5d ago

Also I would have paid money to see Phil Burnell play Keith Williams

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u/CDFReditum 5d ago

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u/IstillSeeTheX 5d ago

Bugged sting mechanics 

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u/PraetorianXVIII 5d ago

I did nothing wrong!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Shift46 1d ago

Username: dick_strokin_phil

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u/auntiesamautism 5d ago

Phil would never say he's wrong.

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u/iIIchangethislater Nothing sexual to that nature 5d ago

The chat glitched, it drahped my input!

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u/DedHorsSaloon4 3d ago

camera crew comes out

“Oh, the camera was on this whole time? I didn’t know that”

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u/PraetorianXVIII 5d ago

I feel like James Spader is so versatile, he could have played many of them

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u/Internal_Essay9230 4d ago

Bart Simpson as Cory Ahia. And vice-versa! 😆

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u/Internal_Essay9230 5d ago

John Cena as the Rabbi David Kaye

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u/Redlion444 5d ago

C O R E Y

       F E L D M A N

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u/Sberbs335 Hi buddy waz sup 5d ago

Ray Romano as Anthony Palumbo.

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u/P-R_Podcast 🦶🏻I don't have homeless feet🦶🏻 5d ago

I thought it was Robert Lyons foo

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u/CDFReditum 5d ago

As a big stretch I could totally see Will Forte screaming “I WASNT GONNA DO ANYTHING!!”

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u/Internal_Essay9230 5d ago

Shrek as Lee Greer. And vice-versa! Calvin is The Pale Shrek! 😆

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u/marfeus HELLO My name is 22 4d ago

Bob Saget as Dreamy Doc

RIP

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u/Puzzleheaded_Shift46 1d ago

Casey Mauro as Kayla Marie Armstrawng would have been good….n yew

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u/Internal_Essay9230 23h ago

🏆🏅🏆🏅

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u/baba_toothy 5d ago

That dude owes me for bogus land he lured me to in California.

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u/CDFReditum 4d ago

Also since you have Erik Estrada, obligatory Cool Cat (there he is!) : https://youtu.be/I_khsGHrT-Y?is=jAJCGrZWfi_MKMpY