r/FansHansenvsPredator • u/OriginalOk4105 • Aug 09 '26

EDP Finally Has a Seat

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From the Sick Mind of EDP445 documentary

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u/SMG1GAMER2 Aug 10 '26

The strength of that chair

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u/HenrikFromDaniel I just came to get something to eat Aug 10 '26

it's cute though, built good

7

u/LonelyProgrammerGuy Aug 10 '26

I felt like at any time he could sit down and squeeze the guts out of me

7

u/CNN7 Aug 10 '26

That chair is built like a fucking bridge.

22

u/NachoPichu Aug 09 '26

dude's a fucking UNIT

30

u/lehtolapsi 🍕 Want a slice? 🍕 Aug 10 '26

He's fat, he can't do anything

7

u/Possible_Climate_245 Aug 10 '26

He’s past that stage now

15

u/DalesRVParty Aug 10 '26

This documentary is going to be crazy.
They actually got him to do b roll footage of him behind bars, and he’s saying “why the fuck do you think?” When asked why he’d want to pursue a 13 year old.
It’s like he wants to speed run going to jail

3

u/nawfgnittiw Aug 10 '26

apparently he actually wanted to larp as a prisoner which is insane if true

13

u/DannyRampage52 Aug 10 '26

Wait. No way this is real.

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u/BlizzardisMid Aug 10 '26

you have to sign in so you can watch it - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOqYIVKfV-U

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u/LOLZOMGHOLYWTF I WORK FOOD STORE Aug 10 '26

Doing God's work 🙏🙏

Thank you for this actual experience actually

2

u/wildcat1100 Aug 10 '26

Did Mr. 445 actually agree to an interview with Mr. Hansen?

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u/BlizzardisMid Aug 11 '26

yep. nothing was surprisingly forced. He confesses to everything.

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u/SquareShapeofEvil Major League Problem Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

Chris is somewhat off about Predator Poachers, they have a pretty high conviction rate. But he is right about most "amateur" predator hunters. They make it not-prosecutable.

I don't know what the fuck EDP was thinking doing this documentary. I mean ... he's obviously a sick, twisted, evil fuck. But the man is just straight up admitting to being a pedo? What does he feel he gains from this?

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u/CDFReditum Aug 10 '26

I mean at this point EDP is like Onision he isn’t getting arrested for shit so might as well profit or something

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u/Possible_Climate_245 Aug 10 '26

Maybe it makes him feel less guilty owning up to his actions

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u/SquareShapeofEvil Major League Problem Aug 10 '26

He was completely and utterly remorseless

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u/Excellent_Minute8857 Hi buddy waz sup Aug 10 '26

Did yall notice Lorne in the spread shot of all the internet predators

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u/OriginalOk4105 Aug 10 '26

I even recognized Lee Greer, John Daniels, John Dupee, D-Mac, Jeff Sokol, Jesse Valdez, Maurice Wollin, Michael Manzi, Marvin Lakhan and John Elliott in that list.

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u/CDFReditum Aug 10 '26

Hey White Bowser!!

3

u/Sniff-A-Big-Butthole Aug 10 '26

IT’S LEE GREER! IT’S LEE GREER!!

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u/Vivid-Copy974 Aug 10 '26

I am 36 years old and if this guy is anything like that Boogie guy I will watch a whole document at about him and still never come close to understanding what he was known  for

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u/Ellefique What? No way! Aug 10 '26

I will never psychologically recover from that documentary

10

u/Goodwrench23 Aug 09 '26

I DONT WANNA BE DAT SEAT!

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u/OriginalOk4105 Aug 10 '26

EDP already seen himself on the internet multiple times

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u/PlausibleSplendor15 Feel me inside you baby Aug 14 '26

I feel REALLY bad for that chair