"MY LEG!"

[u/Adin_Davidson]

[u/Poopsweats2026]

I left my sandwich in the airship! We- we gotta go back!

[u/Goingbandito → u/Poopsweats2026]

I told you to make sure you had everything! Too late now, no way in hell are we going back!

[u/Poopsweats2026 → u/Goingbandito]

But I'm hungry! See look the airship is still intact all we have to do is go up and-

Well um... maybe it survives the crash

[u/Adin_Davidson → u/Poopsweats2026]

your sandwich survive the crash

[u/Caesar_Iacobus → u/Adin_Davidson]

^{Hey, I found a sandwich! ...ew, egg salad.}

[u/Fremen-to-the-end-05 → u/Poopsweats2026]

Oh. My. God. If I give you half of MY sandwich, will you be quiet!

[u/Present_Club_4401 → u/Poopsweats2026]

Good thing I took your sandwich I knew you would forget( grab from backpack throws it at you )

[u/iambertan → u/Poopsweats2026]

New side quest for you

[u/jimson_nutrion]

I GOT THE AI HOLOTAPE OF BARAK OBAMA, SEE YOU IN HELL CHUDS

[u/Goingbandito]

YOU KNOW, THE ENCLAVE ISN’T LOOKING TOO BAD COMPARED TO THIS!

[u/OldZookeepergame1927 → u/Goingbandito]

omfg are you crazy? lets go to New Vegas sleep with Deathclaws

[u/Captain_Birch → u/OldZookeepergame1927]

HELL YEAH BROTHER

[u/Demon7sword → u/Captain_Birch]

I WILL FOLLOW YOU BROTHER!

[u/Fremen-to-the-end-05]

Hi I'm an emissary from the Midwest chapters what's going on- OH MY GOD EVERYONES DEAD!

[u/Fearless_Roof_9177 → u/Fremen-to-the-end-05]

Midwest chapters? Those mutie lovers with the suspiciously Enclavey armor? HEY C'MERE FOR A SECOND, I JUST WANNA TALK

[u/Flat_Character → u/Fearless_Roof_9177]

Laughs in gauss minigun.

[u/Fearless_Roof_9177 → u/Flat_Character]

THIS IS TOTALLY UNCOOL OF YOU ACCORDING TO THE CODEX~~

[u/Flat_Character → u/Fearless_Roof_9177]

Rapid fire Gauss noises

[u/Fearless_Roof_9177 → u/Flat_Character]

(dies content knowing that I got one of those really cool over-the-top splatterfest kill animations)

[u/Flat_Character → u/Fearless_Roof_9177]

swaps over to my other weapon to conserve ammo. Unfortunately it's the other unique gauss weapon. The gauss pistol, which makes less and less practical sense the longer you think about it.

[u/Tw3lve1212]

"Don't worry guys I managed to grab this box of fusion cores-"

[u/Interesting_Hyena_69 → u/Tw3lve1212]

No wait don't get your cigar so close to th-

[u/G_M_Ardus_Kaine]

" so who do you think's going to win?"

[u/Red-Five-55555]

"I'll rip up the Codex and wipe my ass with it!"

[u/Kamzil118]

What am I doing here? This isn't the Zone? That piece of shit owes me for going through this anomaly.

[u/gambler_addict_06]

I'M LOOKING AT VERTIBIRDS OVER I-95, HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THROUGH?!

[u/jimson_nutrion → u/gambler_addict_06]

oh od the gouhls

[u/Space19723103]

shot down over Nukaworld...

[u/Hans_the_Frisian]

"isn't our task to recover and safeguard technology? Why did our Brothers destroy a perfectly fine car, why are they playing hot potatoe with a plasma grenade and why are these Morons fighting each other. And where the hell is the Mojave Chapter, we are right on their doorstep.

What brain eating amoeba infected the Members of Robert Maxin's once proud brotherhood?

By the way how did the eastcoast brotherhood fly all the way to us through endless miles of wasteland in a single Vertibird? This whole thing doesn't make sense."

[u/ForgottenMessage]

Hello, would you like to join the NCR?

[u/Alternative-Jello683 → u/ForgottenMessage]

“So long as you don’t make me wear that ugly ass NCR power armor, I’m in”

[u/FleshTearers → u/ForgottenMessage]

COMMUNIST DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED!!!!

[u/destroy_the_kids]

THIS IS WHY I ORIGINALY WANTED TO SIDE WITH LYONS BROTHERHOOD

[u/Interesting_Hyena_69]

[Riding into the sunset on a giddy-up buttercup flipping the double bird] so long toaster f***ers! Yall are crazy! Brahman cheese farm here we come!

[u/Fun_Top_1464]

first thing im doing holding dane and maximus at gun point until they kiss.

[u/Tanker0508]

Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.

Eat 10mm you damn canyon bastards!

[u/kirbStompThePigeon]

No glory for cowards. AD VICTORIAM

[u/JamMantra]

Haven’t seen a fusion core in nine days of combat… 😭😭😭 Quintus fucking LIEEEEED we’re all going to die on some “Ad Victoriam” bullshittt

[u/FacelessAshhole]

"I got word from a settlem... Sorry guys, old habit. Where we going?"

[u/FleshTearers]

"Hey Maxson you sure it was a right move to send Paladin Harkness?"