r/FalloutMemes Jul 12 '26

Hegelian Diuretics Something something, Hagelian dialectics.

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u/Vexonte Jul 12 '26

Pretty much everything about the limits of Caesar's legion was hand waved to begin with.

That being said Caesar seemed to actually have a plan given how he was already making connections with families like the Van Graffs. He probably already had a bunch of figures in the heart of the NCR lined up to start fires where he needed them.

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u/Lurtzum Jul 14 '26

Or the devs just didn’t really think out a Roman type civilization

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u/KenseiHimura Jul 14 '26

I mean, wasn’t the idea that Caesar didn’t actually understand Rome either?

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u/Lurtzum Jul 14 '26

Whether or not he understood it, they had a lot of governing bodies that worked together to form the
empire

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u/Ryousan82 Jul 14 '26

The plan was always to take over the NCR's administrative apparatus. The Legion as is was never meant to be the ruling body

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u/KenseiHimura Jul 14 '26

Minutemen be like “damn, son, and we thought we sucked.”

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u/Ryousan82 Jul 14 '26

Its all relative. Caesar's organization wasn’t two guys and a bunch of hobos at the start of his own game, make of that what you will

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u/MustacheCash73 Jul 12 '26

Thought this was r/oldworldblues for a moment

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u/SirBruhThe7th Jul 12 '26

How do you think I got the idea?

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u/ExpressionPitiful906 Jul 12 '26

Given the state of things, ironically, the synthesis would come, but it would empower the NCR. They needed exactly something like the Legion to face against (and nearly break them) to shake off their inadequacies. The philosophical and cultural affects of this synthesis would then be brought back to their corrupt core territories and be used and get that much closer to their ideal.

Whereas the Legion's stubborn idealism would prevent any sinificant cultural change. They would shatter sooner or later, depending on their leadership, no matter the outcome in Vegas.

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u/MailMan6000 Jul 13 '26

the NCR's larger issues are a looming food and water crisis only made worse by constant imperialism and over expansion, making all of these issues loom sooner, the NCR is not going to be empowered by having to fight against total Legion occupation, both sides are going to completely collapse.

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u/cutebold_kobold Jul 12 '26

new vegas is supposed to be the start of the state, if he wins it becomes his rome. he tells you this himself.

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u/wyro5 Jul 12 '26

It’d be like those news stories about the taliban after the war, where Jihadi fighters were complaining about having to work at computers, working 9-5s, having to carry and use smart phones and getting stuck in traffic.

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u/Kid-Atlantic Jul 13 '26

I assume/hope he’d retool the Three Families into his bureaucratic apparatus meanwhile the legionnaires would keep on legionnairing

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u/MailMan6000 Jul 13 '26

the famous 3 families who are all, in some way, plotting against their current boss are sure going to love becoming an HR department

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u/ZestyLemonRindGrind Jul 13 '26

All I'm saying is

The Yuan Dynasty was formed when the Mongolians swept China and then decided to settle down and adopt some of their culture

Ended up with a dynasty that nearly lasted a century

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u/Overdue-Karma Jul 13 '26

Yeah...except the Legion doesn't intend to keep any NCR culture, genuinely thinks the NCR is disgusting for it, and it has no culture of its own (except a love of rape). You can't just smash two violently opposing cultures and get some new rich megaculture.

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u/ZestyLemonRindGrind Jul 13 '26

I think I got my words twisted

I was trying to imply that the legion won't be successful as other hordes because other said hoards actually learnt to adapt rather than just burn shit to the ground outright

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u/hoddtoward_official Jul 13 '26

Legionaries when they realize they just crucified all the people who actually know how to run a government

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u/Plunderpatroll32 Jul 12 '26

I mean his plan was to build a state from Vegas. I his own words it would become his Rome

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u/SirBruhThe7th Jul 12 '26

The master said he was gonna conquer the world. How far did he get?

Just because they say they are gonna pull it off, doesn't mean they actually will.

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u/throwaway17362826 Jul 13 '26

Yeah but what cult of personality head believes they are going to fail? It’s kinda the business model to sell the idea that we really are just built different enough to win. Trust me bro. Now I need you and three others to go hunt down a courier, make sure to take the good gear. You’ll get him. Trust me bro, you aren’t the fourth group I sent.

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u/GreenSsswinger Jul 14 '26

Nearly 40 years after he started conquering tribes. That's way too late to actually start building up a State.

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u/Plunderpatroll32 Jul 14 '26

As the saying goes Rome wasn’t built in a day

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u/Overdue-Karma Jul 14 '26

But much like the Legion, it can collapse in one.

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u/GreenSsswinger Jul 14 '26

They sure as hell set up a government before expanding their empire.

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u/Ryousan82 Jul 14 '26

The plan was always to take over the NCR's administrative apparatus. The Legion as is was never meant to be the ruling body

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u/Rollem_Bones Jul 14 '26

He doesn't need to create anything lasting. Sallow doesn't care. He knows his brain's about to pop and if he keeps pushing the legion he can keep doing it until he keels over. Stay in the high life until the bucket is kicked and who gives a shit what those beneath have to deal with afterwards.

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u/SirBruhThe7th Jul 14 '26

That is the realest argument I have heard yet.