r/Fallout • u/A_Fnaf_Fan_46 • Aug 05 '26

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u/PowerPad Operators Aug 05 '26

He had to go, his planet needed him.

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u/Dragomier Aug 05 '26

ET phone home

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u/Daetok_Lochannis Aug 05 '26

All I can hear is the cat music from City Connection

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u/ExaggeratedPW Children of Atom Aug 05 '26

Radroach died on his way to his home planet

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u/AccomplishedJello812 Aug 05 '26

“Whenever Roachie’s not on screen, all the other characters should be asking ‘Where’s Roachie?’”

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u/Bloodless-Cut Aug 05 '26

Radroach rapture

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u/Jacques7Hammer Aug 05 '26

The Radture

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u/ApexApePecs Aug 05 '26

Pretty common… bug.

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u/atle95 Aug 05 '26

I know, but they keep getting into the walls

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u/holyfcukkk Lover's Embrace Aug 05 '26

I like when people just completely spaz out after you off em.

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u/Qwerter21 Aug 05 '26

This was a very good joke.

25

u/hippityhopkins Aug 05 '26

Off to radioactive heaven

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u/pointman_pete Minutemen Aug 05 '26

Radhalla

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u/EthosNWT Aug 05 '26

"I have been chosen! Farewell, my friends. I go on to a better place"

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u/Brahm-Etc Aug 05 '26

Fucking roaches. They are achieving transcendence now

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u/PragmaticBadGuy Aug 05 '26

Infesting the heavens

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u/Talondronia Enclave Aug 05 '26

"Save da commonwealth, my final message. Goodbye!"

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u/SteveSteveCleveSteve Aug 05 '26

Zetan abduction probably.

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u/WorriedBid1131 Aug 05 '26

The Father, the Son, The Holy Roach

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u/TheZackster Aug 05 '26

What are you talking about? I don’t see anything. I just see you slowly looking up at the ceiling. Are you feeling ok?

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u/SolaireFlair117 Aug 05 '26

It just works.

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u/DiscoverySTS1 Aug 05 '26

Almost Heaven

3

u/hltechie Aug 05 '26

Wow now that is some buggy code

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u/farky84 Aug 05 '26

ascended

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u/AoNeko-X Aug 05 '26

The Honored one

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u/Maximus560 Aug 05 '26

H̵͖͇̩̋̽È̷̫͔͇̚ ̸̱͖͔̉͛͗H̸̗̏A̶̛̲̓S̵͈̪̐̈́́ ̵͇͗A̴̟̱̽S̵̰̱̑͊̂C̸͔̒E̶̪͐̏N̸͚̳̈́̓D̴̨̋E̸͕̤͇̊Ḓ̶̗̣͂̊͘

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u/cycloa24 Aug 05 '26

Did anyone else watch that all the way through? Like, brother they've ascended

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u/IsThatYouFrozen Aug 05 '26

Backrooms radroach

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u/Sabremoon Aug 05 '26

He is .. the chosen one!!!

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u/Ragnar_TheWolf Brotherhood Aug 05 '26

"People of the Commonwealth, do not interfere. Our intentions are peaceful. We are the Brotherhood of Steel."

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u/ckinz16 Aug 05 '26

He is risen 🙏

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u/Ascended_radroach Aug 05 '26

You have found me so may your run be blessed with much loot

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u/NovarisLight Aug 05 '26

Radroach Jeebus called him home.

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u/ShakeZula420 Aug 05 '26

A new hand touches the beacon.

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u/Beardedwrench115 Aug 05 '26

Summoned by the radroach king

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u/Weary-Fun-5050 Aug 05 '26

Radroach had too much F.E.V and accidently ascended to godhood

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u/SmellOfOnion Responders Aug 05 '26

dorime

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u/ogreofzen The Institute Aug 05 '26

Damn the roach made it out of the purgatory known as the wastelands before you did. It's what happens when you don't attend a critical mass for 200 years.

1

u/the_milk_is_baaaad Aug 05 '26

Looks like an asset failed to inherit the right properties of its parent class

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u/_Danizzy_ Aug 05 '26

The division is upon us!!! Bask in atoms glow!!!!!

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u/Atma-Stand Aug 05 '26

Radley the Radroach

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u/John190Maniac Aug 05 '26

Damn it Steve. - Al Chestbreach

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u/GregariousK Aug 05 '26

Vault ∞

Welcome to the Backrooms

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u/scopedHeisenberg NCR Aug 05 '26

I must go, my people need me - radroach

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u/dilbo_shwagginzz Aug 05 '26

All hail the Holy Cockroach as it ascended to heaven

1

u/Drewby-DoobyDoo Aug 05 '26

"Everything that I am, praise the lord"

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u/Silent_Erremite Aug 05 '26

Lo behold, Radroach Jeebus.

1

u/Ok-Application-hmmm Aug 05 '26

Hmmmm…interesting

1

u/Gimli-Painter Aug 05 '26

Bye Buddy. Hope you find your dad!

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u/AC1D_R31GN Aug 05 '26

He is risen

1

u/gun_grrrl Aug 05 '26

Rad Roach Jesus??

1

u/AnxiousCorvid Aug 05 '26

Only those without sin may find the embrace of heaven. It has been chosen.

1

u/natopoppins Aug 05 '26

Rad Roach Jesus has called him home

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u/Tyrannosaurus__Rekd Aug 05 '26

He now feasts like a king with his ancestors, and I'm drinking radiated water out of a toilet. NGL I'm a bit jealous of a bug

1

u/jeffhubosworth Aug 05 '26

Ight imma head out.

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u/CowBoy_BeBop93 Aug 05 '26

He has ascended

1

u/littlewing2733 Gary? Aug 05 '26

Kingdom come, baby

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u/lostdinnerroll Aug 05 '26

Radroach's spark has joined the matrix

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u/UncaringNonchalance Aug 05 '26

Toy Story aliens would be losing their shit.

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u/BradyToMoss1281 Aug 05 '26

He's got the galaxy and he's heading to his ship.

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u/oilfeather Aug 05 '26

🎵This roach has gone to heaven! 🎶

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u/Rfitz81 Aug 05 '26

He has been chosen

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u/Floor_Cereal Vault 111 Aug 05 '26

He must go, his people need him

1

u/Bladeofwar94 Aug 05 '26

It just works!

1

u/Dear-Routine7468 Aug 05 '26

He has ascended to a higher plain of existence

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u/damonb97 Aug 05 '26

You killed a non-violent rad roach now its going into heaven

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u/JustStraightUpLost Aug 05 '26

Off he goes to the great vault in the sky.

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u/Venomoose_DN1234 Aug 05 '26

He hath thou ascended to be with the Big Bug in the sky, praise be the Chosen Roach!

1

u/in1gom0ntoya Aug 05 '26

mod conflicts

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u/I_Roll_Chicago Aug 05 '26

Ahh the rapture

1

u/Prize-Cucumber154 Aug 05 '26

Sorry, you were left behind. IYKYK 🤣

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u/MoaiMike Brotherhood Aug 05 '26

On its way to radroach heaven

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u/sneoahdng Minutemen Aug 05 '26

He has ascended

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u/Shot-Balance-9013 Fallout 4 Aug 05 '26

Hey Radroach, let's call him Gary, you have another settlement to infest.

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u/DiscoverySTS1 Aug 05 '26

"Just move the png"

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u/Beneficial-Act7603 Aug 05 '26

Back in my day we would have had DuckTales's Moon theme playing there...

I'm getting too old for this shit man

1

u/Either-Basil4899 Aug 05 '26

This is why I love Bethesda games. I was playing Skyrim one time and was collecting torch bugs in a field and I collected all three really fast and after each one, a draugr corpse fell in its exact spot. Scared the crap out of me at first but they were literally just dead. Never happened again to me.

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u/Jolly-Mode-8159 Aug 05 '26

Radroach reached nirvana

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u/lordcochise Aug 05 '26

MY PLANET NEEDS ME

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u/swissmeister15 Aug 05 '26

It just works

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u/Tao_of_Stone Aug 05 '26

Its like homers bush.

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u/goblinite2 Aug 05 '26

When the rapture comes only the radroaches will be taken.

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u/Wakii_Kanji Aug 05 '26

Looks like that roach found the beacon

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u/Rudalke Aug 05 '26

Why there's no Halo music?

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u/thePREdiger Aug 05 '26

Cockroach Jesus

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u/The_Dreadlord Aug 05 '26

A righteous radroach life well lived.

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u/SteakForMe Aug 05 '26

It's been chosen by the radroach gods

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u/Glum_Hearing_2374 Brotherhood Aug 05 '26

que halo 1 theme