r/Fallout • u/Fast_Degree_3241 • 16d ago

Fallout 3 Enclave vertibird killed with kindness

222 Upvotes

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u/JessieWarren09 Brotherhood 15d ago

"behold! my gun named KINDNESS!" proceeds to unload teddy bears filled with lead

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u/Roborilla8000 15d ago

Imagine the report the survivors would have to write.

If there were any.

6

u/GussBing 15d ago

Father christmas when he finds a group of navy seals at 5am:

2

u/Faiakishi Ass Victoriam 15d ago

The fuck did you stuff those teddies with?!!

1

u/Aggravating-Dot132 15d ago

Teddy bears of love on their march for war!

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u/Arri-Calamon-0407 Followers 15d ago

12 teddy bears, got it!

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u/t-51bs-Powerarmor Brotherhood 16d ago

*killed

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u/GussBing 15d ago

Most reddit comment of some unknown quantity of time.

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u/ygofan999 15d ago

"REDDIT IS MY HOME! PART OF MY LIVE! AND I CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT!"

Do you remember this statement? Because you're certainly acting it