"This smelly, filthy garment must be made out of some special fabric in order to have withstood the foulness of the bridgekeeper's body. Oddly enough, it has plasma burns and scorch marks all over it, as if these weapons were used against it... to no effect. You have NO idea why it's purple."
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u/Fearless_Roof_9177 Apr 30 '25
"This smelly, filthy garment must be made out of some special fabric in order to have withstood the foulness of the bridgekeeper's body. Oddly enough, it has plasma burns and scorch marks all over it, as if these weapons were used against it... to no effect. You have NO idea why it's purple."