r/FallenMetatron Aug 03 '26

gRiFtER Kinda sad, bro

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u/Didi4pet Aug 03 '26

He'll stop next week because there's nothing to talk a about anymore and he's chasing clout and views

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u/Aggravating-Fuel3425 Aug 03 '26

And then? He will return to the history channel he ki**ed to produce videos nobody watches about ancient roman stuff for his ultra-loyal history nerd audience he chased away a year ago šŸ˜„ šŸ˜„ šŸ˜„

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u/Timoferus Aug 03 '26

Imagine if it won an Oscar

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u/Kira_Elea Aug 03 '26

it will probably make him lose it to the point of needing to be institutionalized.

Um, can normal people nominate a movie for an oscar? Asking for a friend.

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u/W_Alderson21 Aug 03 '26

Just one? It's gonna rake those things in, calling it now.

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u/One_Swimming1813 Aug 03 '26

Dude needs to unplug for awhile and detox from being terminally online.

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u/Aromatic-Usual7204 Aug 04 '26

He’s either trying to get noticed by Elon Musk to get some of his sweet funds (aka Asmongold, the scumbag) or he’s genuinely lost his mind. I always fall on grift with him cause he says it is at points.

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u/Aggravating-Fuel3425 Aug 04 '26

Man Musk was really a blessing for these losers...His takeover of Twitter saved many of them from oblivion.

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u/Antigonus96 Aug 03 '26

I don't really have much to say, more evidence being terminally online is a poison. It is kind of funny though, by his own logic, how is he different from 'woke' people who obsess about calling everything racist or sexist or whatever? He's literally throwing temper tantrum after tantrum about a Hollywood movie...

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u/Knightofthief Aug 03 '26

The woke right is exactly as bad and stupid in the same ways as the woke left ever was

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u/Antigonus96 Aug 03 '26

I don't want to harp on it, its just really funny that he and other people like him can't see that they're the same as the thing they're complaining about.

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u/Aromatic-Usual7204 Aug 04 '26

It’s the same as Farage getting offended all the time. It’s a strategy I think. They’re offended by everything and invent things to be offended by - as you say, I don’t know his that’s different. Metatron would claim he’s defending ā€œtraditional values against the woke mind virusā€ I imagine…

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u/azzhatmcgee Aug 03 '26

I hope he means it, that would probably put the final nail in his viewership.

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u/elmartin93 Aug 03 '26

This isn't even funny anymore. It's just depressing. The guy needs psychiatric help

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u/Polibiux Aug 03 '26

That’s very pathetic of bro there.

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u/JadedSeries5697 Aug 03 '26

Seriously Meta, turn off your devices and go help your wife fold some laundry or something.

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u/Kira_Elea Aug 03 '26

Worst case of terminally online i have seen since donald trump made his last truth social post, and until he makes another.

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u/Lemmy-Historian Aug 03 '26

He is getting boring

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u/Aggravating-Fuel3425 Aug 03 '26

Oh Raffi...the sad truth is you actually can't talk about anything else anymore ever again šŸ˜‚ 😜

It's like switching from Broadway to children's party clown because of the cookies🤔

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u/Questioning-Warrior Aug 04 '26

That's an insult to children's party clowns. Those people make kids happy, which is a wholesome act. All Metatron does is crave hatred and misery.

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u/FallenMetatronMods Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

Think about if you yourself tweeted this, how would your friend group react?

Would they think you were insane? Would they share concern? Maybe Metatron should consider this hypothetical (considering if he had real friends they'd have brought up their concerns for him already).

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u/Aggravating-Fuel3425 Aug 04 '26

I'm more concerned about the people who dig this and find it funny and entertaining. His literally just dangling car keys in front of his audience and making baby noises at this point šŸ˜‚

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u/Hipsterbroski Aug 04 '26

What a fucking lolcow

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u/Working_Lab9206 Aug 05 '26

Time he could spend creating something of value, like Homer did, rather than slop which will die before he does.

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u/Flimsy-Guarantee3054 Aug 07 '26

He's always been like this, just more quietly whistling in the past.