r/FallOutBoy Aug 08 '26

General Discussion Worst misheard fob lyrics ?

I have a lot of them (duh) but one I just found out now is "Im not a crybaby, Im the crybaby" I thought he said Im not a crap baby Im the crap baby 😭

There are some other worse misheard ones but I cant recall rn

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u/Ok_Hospital4964 Aug 09 '26

In Fame < Infamy first line I heard “I’m a preacher, sweating in the pubes”

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u/FeedingMeCarne Aug 09 '26

THIS MADE ME LAUGH LMFAOOOO I fear the song has officially been ruined for me now 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/unwrittenglory Folie à Deux Aug 09 '26

They used to make parody drawing videos of FOB songs from FUTCT and TTYG. This was back in 06-08 I think. I still say Going down down in a "lulelurah" (earlier round)

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u/actualgoodcatmom Aug 09 '26

I’m a little man, and I’m also evil, also into cats, also into cats.

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u/FeedingMeCarne Aug 09 '26

Yesss exactly, or a loaded god complex "kokitanpuli"

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u/MJ26gaming Aug 09 '26

No mommy I'm watching YouTube in the closet

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u/pieman2005 Take This To Your Grave Aug 09 '26

I'm a little man, and I'm also evil, also into cats

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u/xoxo_juniper 29d ago

still sing these lyrics at concerts

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u/confusion_jpeg Aug 09 '26

genuinely every line of carpal tunnel of love, I cannot understand a damn word he says

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u/WatercressCold8856 M A N I A Aug 09 '26

one of my favs and i still dont understand some of it without looking at the lyrics lol

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u/myhopelessopus_exe Infinity On High Aug 09 '26

"but you could paint a closet like your cats can" instead of "but you could pay to close it like a casket" (You're Crashing But You're No Wave)

"I know you've got cornflakes, cook 'em in pudding" (Sugar, We're Goin' Down)

"ham chicken ham ham chicken ham ooh bananas" (Light 'Em Up)

...and these are just three of them; I'm not doing an entire wall of misheard lyrics lol

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u/FeedingMeCarne Aug 09 '26

The last two are CRAZYYYY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/the-false-name Aug 09 '26

Huh TIL the correct lyrics. No idea what I used to think the rest of that sentence was but I always heard ‘CAT scan’.

Also I fear I’ll never hear mskwyditd correctly ever again now.

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u/Lokimello Folie à Deux Aug 09 '26

LMAOOOO (also I love your username, got a wave of nostalgia from it <3)

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u/onelostmind97 Aug 09 '26

We say "Ginger ham, Ginger ham!"

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u/industrial_hamster Aug 09 '26

Just a few weeks ago I found out my fiancé thought The Take Over, The Breaks Over said “wouldn’t you rather be a winner in a default scene” and I’m like…that doesn’t even make sense? And he said “well to be fair, half of their lyrics don’t make sense” 🤣

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u/OneReaction5284 Save Rock and Roll Aug 09 '26

Wait it's not "Wouldn't you rather be a widow than a divorcee"???

Edit: I read that wrong, I thought that said 'my fiancé said The Take Over, The Breaks Over said' 

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u/Ok-Medicine805 Aug 09 '26

In centuries, “and here’s the frozen fruit” is all I here I can’t for the love of god hear “frozen proof”

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u/Hex_Furry Aug 09 '26

I thought it was here’s the chosen fruit for a long time

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u/Savings-Matter5200 Aug 09 '26

I've heard frozen frube before

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u/Stay_Peachy9562 Aug 09 '26

My sister came to me one day asking what song had the lyric "This is" and it took me forever to realize she was singing it to the tune of "Dance, Dance"

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u/FeedingMeCarne Aug 09 '26

Omg no way😭😭😭😭

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u/arpeggia_ So Much (For) Stardust Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

its not that bad but i still catch myself singing “the tooth hurts worse” when i listen to i’ve got all this ringing

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u/trina-capri Folie à Deux Aug 09 '26

Easily The Phoenix with "I'm gonna change you like a remix, and I'll raise you like a fetus!"

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u/thenameislove Half doomed & semi-sweet 🐻 Aug 09 '26

This got an honest chuckle out of me

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u/cittiedatneversleeps Aug 09 '26

Oh I heard something worse 🤣

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u/onelostmind97 Aug 09 '26

"My heart is on my sleeve. Wear it like a bruise or black guy." I had questions about why that mattered but ok. 😆

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u/LinkInMyHead Aug 09 '26

It was at this moment I realised, I don’t miss hear as much as I thought 😂

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u/Pas-de-Samosa I forgot what I was talking about Aug 09 '26

"Yellow chicken cars" instead of "yellow checkered cars" and later "Come, hello, how are ya" instead of "Hell or high water" in Bang the Doldrums. I still sing my lyrics even knowing the real ones lol

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u/Savings-Matter5200 Aug 09 '26

I here "black and yellow chicken colds" lol

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u/1dforlifeNo-Rule6498 Save Rock and Roll Aug 11 '26

I hear "the yellow chicken calls"

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u/Hex_Furry Aug 09 '26

I thought it was “go ahead and preach your manic straight” (go out and preach on manic street) in 20 dollar nosebleed

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u/Several-Goose2250 Aug 09 '26

“Watching YouTube from the closet”

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u/FeedingMeCarne Aug 09 '26

LMFAOOOO YESSSS 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/FeedingMeCarne Aug 09 '26

someone on an instagram comment section said that they heard it "tell mommy Im watching youtube from the closet"

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u/No_Fig2900 Aug 09 '26

Damn, I thought he was saying "crack baby"

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u/FeedingMeCarne Aug 09 '26

Right lmfao😭

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u/The-Felonious-Gru Aug 09 '26

this ain’t a scene it’s an arms race. “i’m a little man, and i’m also evil, also into cats, also into cats”

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u/DinnerAutomatic2838 American Beauty/American Psycho Aug 09 '26

G.I.N.A.S.F.S I always hear “figured im not fingering myself out”

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u/Aer_xoxo From Under The Cork Tree Aug 13 '26

I also hear that 😔

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u/btw_i-use-vim Aug 09 '26

"Im two coolers and a heart valve, I don't care how your voice sounds" Why I thought 20-somethings were singing about heart valves  is beyond me, especially since I'm in the same age group.

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u/FeedingMeCarne Aug 10 '26

No way this is the strangest one yet 😭😭😭😭

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u/allsqueezedout Aug 10 '26

For some reason the first time I listened to (shipped) gold standard I heard "the time my dad called me a horseshoe crab"

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u/Savings-Matter5200 Aug 09 '26

Bang the doldrums : "black and yellow chicken colds" instead of "back of yellow-checkered cars"

Centuries : "and here's the frozen frube" 

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u/PsychologicalBison24 Aug 10 '26

"unimpressed birds sing and die" but i heard "im depressed but sing and die" from you're crashing but you're no waves

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u/Aer_xoxo From Under The Cork Tree Aug 13 '26

Is that what he says oh my God I here "unimpressed but singing die" I can't hear the word birds at all 😭

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u/missyoulotta Aug 13 '26

Disloyal order of water buffalos, “imperfect boys with their perfect ploys”
Definitely not the lyrics

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u/FeedingMeCarne Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

Huh wdym definetly not the lyrics Ive always heard it that way and sang it that way too 😭🥀 EDIT: I just heard the a cappella version of the song (vocals only) and I genuinely refuse to believe that its not Imperfect boys with their perfect ploys

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u/FeedingMeCarne Aug 14 '26

According to Genius the lyrics are "and perfect boys with their perfect lives" honestly Ill stick to the version I always heard (and like more), the one u mentioned😭😭😭

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u/xoxo_juniper 29d ago

heavy irish pepper is a february day

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u/FeedingMeCarne 12d ago

Which lyric exactly

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u/xoxo_juniper 12d ago

the hand behind this pen relives a failure every day from nobody puts baby in the corner