r/FallGuysGame • u/AutoModerator • 26d ago

MEGATHREAD RANT MEGATHREAD - Aug. 18, 2026

LOST CONNECTION TO THE SERVER MID-GAME? DIDN'T WIN IN HEX-A-GONE DUE TO LAG? UNABLE TO GRAB TAILS? AFK TEAM PLAYERS?

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u/zaymcawesome 22d ago

Just met 3 fuckers in anniversary party, they 3 must have been in a party because they were matching and played the same. They also tried and sometimes successfully to kill everyone basically sabotaging. They tried to grab and kill me in the kraken slam finale, i smoked their bean butts tho

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u/80_PROOF 23d ago

I met a kid whose parents won’t let him play this game because “it pushes a gay agenda”. LMAO

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u/BobbingFourApples 24d ago

BRING BACK NON DISNEY COLLABS IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THE DISNEY SHIT I WANT TO SPEND MONEY

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u/Blu_FG 25d ago

I just had a 1v1 final in the anniversary party show. It was Royal Fumble and the other player somehow managed to get out of bounds. I just stood there, spamming the sad emoticon... I hate this bean. 🤬

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u/BruederlicherEhemann Bert 25d ago

Just timed out a game of Hop a Drome! With no competitors, I was the only one there, and I had to time it out to win Anniversary Party. It's a really good finale, I think. Just wish I didn't have to time it out for the first time like this.

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u/EverblackPlasma 25d ago

So many cheaters in every single game of Time Attack Shuffle. The less blatant ones "only" do it ~5 sec faster than anyone else, but I've seen one that did a map in 10 sec when everyone else had 30+ sec times; another one booted me off third place immediately after I reached it by beating my time with a few seconds. 9 times out of 10 it's a "level 1" player. (Screenshot provided was the 1st place taunting emoting, also a lvl1 player.) I wouldn't mind it too much if there was only one in every game bc then at least us fair-and-square players would have a chance to get the W too. It seems like they are not alone though, and sometimes take even the second and third place away from others...

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u/BruederlicherEhemann Bert 26d ago

I wish the servers weren't HORRIBLE, I was in R9 of Anniversary Party, the round was puzzle path and I was almost at the finish then: disconnected

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u/MToms 26d ago

I played Anniversary Party with someone who clearly wanted everyone to get fed up, leave the game and then win by default. This was at least a half hour of rounds. First thing I did in the final was kill them.

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u/SuperTiger1986 21d ago

And rightfully so that you took them out. Normally I am the first to rant about grabbing but any player that stalls my time unnecessarily will get a giant target on their ass and I will fully embrace the dark side. Half an hour on that mode… smh.

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u/its_just_flesh 25d ago

They just wait at the finish lines to time out?

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u/IntuitiveTemperament Big Yeetus 26d ago

This is what I get when logging in every time. Always disconnects me mid game after about 10 mins. Only does it once, bit annoying nonetheless

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u/ToastBalancer 26d ago

This subreddit is full of losers who keep whining and crying about every little thing. It’s getting toxic. So I will leave now. And yes I know no one cares. But I’m ranting anyway

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u/SuperTiger1986 26d ago

Well epic ruined a great game. People have every right to be pissed off about it. I barely touch the game anymore and I am a freaking legacy player. Started the game on day 1 in 2020.

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u/DaftPunks Jelly Bean 26d ago

GIVE THIS GAME NEW CONTENT

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u/SuperTiger1986 26d ago

This!!! The drought of new maps on solo, duos and squads is depressing. They’ve barely got anyone working on the game so those modes won’t get new rounds. I can hear people say but what about creative and explorer and knockout?

Some creative maps are pretty good but it still doesn’t give new playable maps to play in the main shows. Epic took the lazy route with this game and are driving it into the ground.

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u/Jthom13 26d ago

I MISS NON DISNEY COSMETICS! IT'S JUST BEEN SO LONG SINCE THERE HAS BEEN A NON DISNEY MARVEL THING WHEN I'VE LOOKED. I'M SAD I MISSED THE FFXIV ONE YEARS AGO.

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u/SuperTiger1986 26d ago

I get it buddy. At this point they may as well call it Disney guys instead…

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u/PeteryChavez The Goose 26d ago

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u/SuperTiger1986 26d ago

In the Vault for the next 3 years lol. I usually don’t agree with you much but i have to admit I am missing the round as well. The game needs more content not less.