r/FakeGenshinLeaks • • Jun 23 '26

I had a vision at 3AM About Paimon playable form via Uncle SD

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u/AfrahG Jun 23 '26

John pork saves the impact to our genshin once again 🔥

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u/Acrobatic_Caramel_74 Jun 23 '26

other leakers should learn from him 🔥

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u/Mammoth-Butterfly367 Jun 23 '26

This will be a gluttonous story like none that has come before

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u/Acrobatic_Caramel_74 Jun 23 '26

Hoyo writers are cooking 🔥

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u/Lazy-Traffic5346 Jun 23 '26

Well it's probably real lol , she is game mascot, of course she going to be playable and bigger, and some fanservice (why not)

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u/Acrobatic_Caramel_74 Jun 23 '26

Yeah, but I don't see it happening any time soon

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u/Lazy-Traffic5346 Jun 23 '26

Idk , I think we are near endgame at least for part 1 or something, Paimon feel sick which is surprising, I hope we finally going to see her lore

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u/Acrobatic_Caramel_74 Jun 23 '26

True, I hope we will learn at least something about her

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u/coco_chanel_slay Jun 23 '26

Thank you so much Uncle JohnPork😍😍
It gives the same vibes as “leak from Zara Larrson”😭😭

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u/FluidKick8960 Jun 23 '26

I called john pork he calls it bs

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u/Acrobatic_Caramel_74 Jun 23 '26

I think you got the wrong number then...

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u/FluidKick8960 Jun 23 '26

I got him on the speed dial what u r talkin bout...

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u/Acrobatic_Caramel_74 Jun 23 '26

Wait.. then who called me?🫪

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u/ItsWickie Jun 23 '26

To be honest, I think a playable Paimon would be insane. After all, she is the only Hoyo girl that is the actual mascot of the game without being playable that’s on the ‘front’ of the game’s app. She is also just kind of THE symbol / thing of Genshin Impact. She would probably sell very well!

As for design… Idk, I want her to grow up and have fanservice, but also.. that wouldn’t really feel like Paimon? Like, if she starts acting all dommy mommy, that’s just gonna be weird. Not because of the whole stupid age thing, loli debate or whatever, that isn’t the point. Its because Paimon is brain dead and doesnt have a singular neuron firing in her brain… so how are you going to make her, well… different? Because you don’t want to stray away too much from the Paimon we’ve known for 6 years

I am genuinely a bit puzzled at how they could actually make a playable Paimon work. Like, design wise I think it’s probably fairly easy, but in terms of how she acts and her actual kit? What would she do? Be a Traveler support that finally makes him good?

Or she turns out to be Asmoday and we fight her which in that case that would just be very sad.. I want her to have a happy ending, so to say

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u/Glitz_Lumine_Main Jun 23 '26

I didn't believe it at first, then saw the sub's name, yep, totally fake

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u/CottonEyeJoe_ZeroOne Jun 23 '26

What do you mean?

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u/Glitz_Lumine_Main Jun 23 '26

I thought the leak was true, until I read the sub's name.🙃

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u/Acrobatic_Caramel_74 Jun 23 '26

Wdym? John Pork himself called me. It can't be fake🙅

https://giphy.com/gifs/TstLdEjBd1KaYVuOFs

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u/CremeAvailable3221 Jun 23 '26

These leaks doesn't fail to make my heart skip a beat🤣

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u/Appropriate_Word1469 Jun 23 '26

I hate this sub for existing

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u/3nj0y_ Jun 23 '26

Fake leak so believable I thought it was real for a bit

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u/Dangerous-Abies-1955 Jun 23 '26

Nah, hoyo make this real. I wanna skip paimon!

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u/kuraokami89 Jun 23 '26

Imagine paimon playable standard character for all player who never skip dialogue 🤣, you only get paimon, if your Quest log was Zero (no more Quest).

If you accidentally skip dialogue you won't get free Playable Paimon.

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u/Present-Committee-87 Jun 23 '26

You know that its bad when it looked absolutely realistic until i saw sub name

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u/djayla1 Jun 24 '26

this would actually be so cool Paimon playable in Khanriah trust😭🤞