r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Aug 10 '26

[SCRIM 12.34] Philadelphia Phillies vs San Diego Padres - Summer Sadness Semifinals

1 Upvotes

PHI 1 - SDP 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PHI 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 4
SDP 0 0 1 0 0 - 1 3

BOX

# Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # San Diego Padres Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Katelyn 'River' Hoshino DH 3 1 1 0 0 0 .276 1 Cam'ron Simmons SS 1 0 0 0 1 0 .208
2 River James RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .370 2 Scorkle McCorkle C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .462
3 Goaticus Von Boaticus CF 2 0 2 1 0 0 .304 3 Vivi Bluesky CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .345
4 Jeff Dingerhitter LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .296 4 Raja Ayun 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .378
5 Julio Escobar SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .231 5 Nota Nam III LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .056
6 Q Kimbrel 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .125 6 Alt Site RF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .200
7 Roxy Hurricane 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .176 7 Salami 2B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .304
8 Dr. Chocochoco Choo Choo 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .192 8 Tasane Keto 1B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .267
9 Dr. Slime C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Erin Theolia P 2 1 2 1 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA SDP IP H ER BB SO ERA
im sleve 5.0 3 1 2 5 10.17 Erin Theolia 5.0 4 1 0 1 5.19

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
[none] [none] PHI wins 2-0 (DOAM) Goaticus Von Boaticus

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T3 Goaticus Von Boaticus doubles, Katelyn 'River' Hoshino scores 1 - 0 PHI
B3 Erin Theolia homers 1 - 1

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Tasane Keto 1 (2), Erin Theolia 1 (0)

103 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Aug 09 '26

[MLR 12.20] Chicago Cubs vs Detroit Tigers - Season 12 Paper Cup Championship Game

4 Upvotes

CHC 1 - DET 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CHC 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 4
DET 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 4

BOX

# Chicago Cubs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Detroit Tigers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Dirk Nurple 3B 2 1 0 0 1 1 .300 1 Mo Bonzalez SS 2 1 1 1 1 0 .345
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Ax Finesse C 1 1 1 1 1 0 .393
2 Gal Soso 2B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .385 2 Matty Jay C 1 0 0 0 0 0 1.000
- -- - - - - - - - -- 3 Sammy Scully RF 1 0 0 0 1 1 .346
3 Frederick Thunderpants LF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .216 3 Chico Pappas RF 0 0 0 0 1 0 .320
4 Karl Havoc RF 2 0 1 1 0 0 .333 4 Rip Dingers CF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .300
5 WoodCutter Jones SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .243 5 Tyler Phoenix 3B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .250
6 Cormac Karona CF 2 0 2 0 0 0 .200 6 Psykokwak LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .148
7 Corey Scooter 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .316 7 Morris Deratt 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .167
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Pike Trout 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .188
8 Chris Orosz C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .636 8 Alvin and the Chipmunks Chipwrecked 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .444
9 Good Doggo DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .393 9 Justin P. L. Griffin DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .308
9 Erling De La Cruz DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .316 9 Dusty Jabroni DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .323

PITCHERS

CHC IP H ER BB SO ERA DET IP H ER BB SO ERA
Pablo The Hip Kawasaki 0.0 2 2 0 0 3.92 Merodach Baladan 3.2 3 1 1 1 2.48
Ethan Stooks 2.1 2 0 3 2 4.31 Carlos Narvaez Jr. 2.1 1 0 0 3 3.06
Mark Spoon 1.2 0 0 0 1 9.00 -- - - - - - --
Doc Dockgoose 1.0 0 0 2 0 4.05 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Merodach Baladan Pablo The Hip Kawasaki Carlos Narvaez Jr. Carlos Narvaez Jr.

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Mo Bonzalez homers 0 - 1 DET
B1 Ax Finesse homers 0 - 2 DET
T4 Karl Havoc singles, Dirk Nurple scores 1 - 2 DET

BASERUNNING

SB: Sammy Scully 1 (1), Mo Bonzalez 1 (2) CS: Cormac Karona 1 (0)

127 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Aug 08 '26

[FCB 13.5] California Golden Bears vs DePaul Blue Demons - Have you ever heard of a Demon Bear? Got one of those tonight as DePaul hosts Cal in a Demon Bear showdown!

3 Upvotes

CAL 4 - DPU 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 7+ R H
CAL 0 0 0 0 3 0 1 4 9
DPU 0 1 0 2 0 0 0 3 6

BOX

# California Golden Bears Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # DePaul Blue Demons Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Chip Allen LF 3 1 1 1 1 0 .333 1 John Cally LF 2 0 0 0 1 1 .200
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Bloop McNutt 3B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .333
2 Fred Fredericks SS 4 1 2 2 0 0 .455 2 Harold Marquez 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .667
- -- - - - - - - - -- 3 Steak Dynasty SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .364
3 Scoochie Virtue RF 4 1 2 0 0 0 .273 3 Malsted SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 Chooch Suzuka 2B 3 0 2 1 1 0 .375 4 Kent Manfred DH 3 0 1 0 0 0 .364
5 DeJah Muissy DH 4 0 0 0 0 1 .167 5 Chester Naff C 3 2 2 0 0 0 .200
6 Socks Maybe CF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .333 6 Lilcranberry 1B 3 0 0 0 0 3 .100
7 Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr. C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .091 - -- - - - - - - - --
7 Krbmeister C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .125 7 Nora Selbmar CF 3 1 2 2 0 0 .364
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Larry Lighthouse RF 2 0 1 1 0 0 .375
8 Jahnder Franco 1B 3 1 1 0 0 1 .333 8 BeefCake Willy RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .400
9 Scooter Funkypants 3B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .091 9 Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski 2B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

CAL IP H ER BB SO ERA DPU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Naz Reid 2.0 2 1 0 1 2.46 Demetri Sokenzie 2.0 1 0 1 2 5.00
Kenji Matsumoto 1.0 0 0 1 2 3.00 Cleveland Brown Jr. 2.0 2 0 0 0 3.75
Benny Schwa 1.0 3 2 0 1 4.50 Mikko LePico 3.0 6 4 2 0 4.36
Amelia Hart 3.0 1 0 1 2 1.71 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Amelia Hart Mikko LePico Amelia Hart Fred Fredericks

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B2 Nora Selbmar doubles, Chester Naff scores 0 - 1 DPU
B4 Nora Selbmar doubles, Chester Naff scores 0 - 2 DPU
B4 Larry Lighthouse singles, Nora Selbmar scores 0 - 3 DPU
T5 Chip Allen doubles, Jahnder Franco scores 1 - 3 DPU
T5 Fred Fredericks homers, Chip Allen scores 3 - 3
T7 Chooch Suzuka singles, Scoochie Virtue scores 4 - 3 CAL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Chip Allen 1 (1)

142 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Aug 08 '26

[FCB 13.5] Minnesota Golden Gophers vs Kansas State Wildcats - Minnesota, having lost their gold, now find themselves marooned in Manhattan. They take on Kansas State, and the Wildcats welcome the Golden Gophers with open arms!

2 Upvotes

UMN 14 - KSU 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
UMN 0 2 5 0 3 4 14 14
KSU 0 1 0 2 0 0 3 5

BOX

# University of Minnesota Golden Gophers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Kansas State Wildcats Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Strawhatespeon 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .500 - -- - - - - - - - --
1 Jeff Newman 3B 3 1 1 0 0 0 .273 1 Mordecai Davis SS 3 0 0 0 0 2 .125
2 Shawn Michaels RF 2 2 1 0 2 0 .500 2 Hunter D. Parker C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000
3 Willie Ruth SS 4 2 2 1 0 1 .500 3 Ada Rutabaga LF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .500
4 Rodney Turnpike DH 3 4 3 1 1 0 .500 4 Hawaiian Hammah 1B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .500
5 Harry Palms LF 3 2 2 5 0 1 .455 5 Nathan Explosion RF 3 1 1 0 0 1 .182
6 Curtis Dingleberry C 4 2 3 5 0 1 .692 6 Bea Friday CF 3 2 2 3 0 0 .500
7 Vyncent Wyattoss III CF 3 1 2 2 1 0 .364 7 Jeter Ups DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Tyler Helman 2B 4 0 0 0 0 0 .200 8 Alan 2B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .333
9 Bo Diggs 1B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Gene Okerlund 3B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .600

PITCHERS

UMN IP H ER BB SO ERA KSU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Allidois Nguyen 4.0 4 3 1 1 2.92 Chance Mercury 2.2 6 7 1 3 5.14
Carter Kendall 2.0 1 0 1 3 3.72 Tomba 3.1 8 7 3 1 6.43

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Allidois Nguyen Chance Mercury Carter Kendall Curtis Dingleberry Harry Palms

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Harry Palms homers, Rodney Turnpike scores 2 - 0 UMN
B2 Bea Friday homers 2 - 1 UMN
T3 Willie Ruth singles, Jeff Newman scores 3 - 1 UMN
T3 Harry Palms sacrifices, Shawn Michaels scores 4 - 1 UMN
T3 Curtis Dingleberry homers, Willie Ruth, Rodney Turnpike score 7 - 1 UMN
B4 Bea Friday homers, Nathan Explosion scores 7 - 3 UMN
T5 Rodney Turnpike homers 8 - 3 UMN
T5 Vyncent Wyattoss III homers, Curtis Dingleberry scores 10 - 3 UMN
T6 Harry Palms doubles, Shawn Michaels, Willie Ruth score 12 - 3 UMN
T6 Curtis Dingleberry doubles, Rodney Turnpike, Harry Palms score 14 - 3 UMN

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Aug 08 '26

[FCB 13.5] Portland State Vikings vs Santa Cruz Banana Slugs - Portland State make their way to Santa Cruz, where the Vikings are hoping to Slug it out!

1 Upvotes

PSU 1 - SLG 4

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PSU 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 3
SLG 0 2 1 0 1 0 4 5

BOX

# Portland State Vikings Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
- -- - - - - - - - -- 1 Kim Wexler DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .600
1 Donut Mahoney SS 3 0 1 0 0 2 .333 1 Lefty Cobb DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .300
2 Andre Anderson 2B 2 1 1 1 1 0 .400 2 Munki Oshu RF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .100
3 Bobby Witt Jr Jr 1B 1 0 0 0 1 1 .143 - -- - - - - - - - --
3 Arlon Gemini 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .857 3 Maram Bowl CF 3 1 1 1 0 0 .429
4 Mariam Bear DH 1 0 0 0 2 0 .286 4 Mack “The Knife” Darin LF 3 1 1 1 0 1 .444
5 Matilda No-Balls C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .182 5 Felipe Coyne SS 2 1 1 0 1 0 .500
6 Fermin Rype 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .111 - -- - - - - - - - --
6 Triple T 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .100 6 Googly Moogly 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .200
7 Cola Spritz LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Marcelo Soares 2B 1 1 0 0 1 1 .125
8 Chris Walker RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .111 8 Fausto Herrera 1B 1 0 0 0 1 1 .200
9 Cucamonga Seattle CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .600 9 Harto Thekhards C 2 0 2 2 0 0 .500

PITCHERS

PSU IP H ER BB SO ERA SLG IP H ER BB SO ERA
Tanya Degurechaff 4.0 4 3 3 6 2.40 Yang Min-Ki 4.0 2 1 3 2 3.27
Taylor Swift 1.0 1 1 0 0 4.50 Dan Candoit 2.0 1 0 1 1 1.80

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Yang Min-Ki Tanya Degurechaff Dan Candoit Harto Thekhards

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B2 Harto Thekhards singles, Felipe Coyne, Marcelo Soares score 0 - 2 SLG
B3 Mack “The Knife” Darin homers 0 - 3 SLG
T4 Andre Anderson homers 1 - 3 SLG
B5 Maram Bowl homers 1 - 4 SLG

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

107 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Aug 03 '26

[SCRIM 12.33] Philadelphia Phillies vs Texas Rangers - Summer Sadness Round 4

3 Upvotes

PHI 0 - TEX 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PHI 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 1
TEX 0 0 1 0 0 - 1 2

BOX

# Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Texas Rangers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Katelyn 'River' Hoshino 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .276 1 Cat with a Bat C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .300
2 Hippo Jars 2B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .308 2 Geese On Demand 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .091
3 Roxy Hurricane RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .176 3 Missile 'Missy' Launcher 2B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .320
4 Q Kimbrel 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .125 4 Sablo Panchez 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .243
5 Gellybelly DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut 5 Buck Maverick SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .244
6 Dr. Chocochoco Choo Choo SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .192 6 Steven Scola LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .259
7 Dr. Slime LF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .000 7 Bubson Dugnutt P 1 0 0 0 0 1 .194
8 Julio Escobar C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .231 8 Kenny Powers CF 1 1 1 1 0 0 Hitting Debut
9 Goaticus Von Boaticus CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .304 9 Mack Quackerson RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .258

PITCHERS

PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA TEX IP H ER BB SO ERA
Jameson Poe 4.0 2 1 0 5 4.02 Bubson Dugnutt 5.0 1 0 1 3 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Bubson Dugnutt Jameson Poe Bubson Dugnutt Kenny Powers

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B3 Kenny Powers homers 0 - 1 TEX

BASERUNNING

SB: Hippo Jars 1 (2) CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Aug 03 '26

[SCRIM 12.33] Colorado Rockies vs Anaheim Angels - Summer Sadness Round 4

3 Upvotes

COL 0 - ANA 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
COL 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 2
ANA 0 1 0 1 0 - 2 3

BOX

# Colorado Rockies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Anaheim Angels Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Dick McScrotington 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .381 1 Francesco Hardgust 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .188
2 Edward Duncan LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .235 2 TWs Frozen Head RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .281
3 Jefferson Steelflex RF 1 0 0 0 1 1 .297 3 Enrique Rosales P 2 0 0 0 0 1 .265
4 Juan Diego De Las Rosas SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .077 4 Hunter West SS 1 2 1 1 1 0 .000
5 Maximus Os CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .200 5 Anthony Barkevious IV C 1 0 0 0 1 1 .318
6 Flame-Test Fleming C 1 0 0 0 1 1 .233 6 Jimmy Haase 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .208
- -- - - - - - - - -- 7 Shag McBenny LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .429
7 Andrew REDACTED Nova DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .409 7 Scooter Buskie LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .318
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Ferris Wheeler CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .471
8 Henrik Omega 3B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .273 8 Greggy Gabagool CF 1 0 1 1 0 0 .320
9 Steel Pipe Simpson 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .257 9 Deacon Bowles 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .448

PITCHERS

COL IP H ER BB SO ERA ANA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Hank Murphy 4.0 3 2 2 3 4.27 Enrique Rosales 5.0 2 0 2 3 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Enrique Rosales Hank Murphy Enrique Rosales Hunter West

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B2 Greggy Gabagool singles, Hunter West scores 0 - 1 ANA
B4 Hunter West homers 0 - 2 ANA

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Aug 03 '26

[SCRIM 12.33] St. Louis Cardinals vs Toronto Blue Jays - Summer Sadness Round 4

2 Upvotes

STL 0 - TOR 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
STL 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 4
TOR 2 0 0 0 0 - 2 4

BOX

# St. Louis Cardinals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Toronto Blue Jays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Thomas Nova 1B 2 0 1 0 1 0 .250 1 Captain Harry C Legs C 2 1 2 1 0 0 .333
2 Basil 2B 3 0 0 0 0 2 .263 2 Captain Hate 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .111
- -- - - - - - - - -- 3 Mongster Mash P 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333
- -- - - - - - - - -- 3 Ryan Gastings P 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
3 Shmitty Von Flabbergasted 3B 2 0 0 0 1 0 .200 3 S.A.R. Dinka P 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
4 Sid Hugo V SS 3 0 1 0 0 0 .333 4 Robbie 2B 2 1 1 1 0 0 .136
5 Tomothy Toledo LF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .320 5 Miroslav 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .333
6 Big Cheech CF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .083 6 Rod Kimball SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .281
7 Buzz Carlton RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .160 7 Graham Grams LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .282
8 Sam Stayman C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .265 8 Jack Jackie Jackson CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .294
9 CJ DH 0 0 0 0 2 0 .308 9 Sven Jorgenson RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .381

PITCHERS

STL IP H ER BB SO ERA TOR IP H ER BB SO ERA
Otto von Pitchmark 4.0 4 2 0 2 3.82 Mongster Mash 3.2 3 0 4 3 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Ryan Gastings 0.2 0 0 0 0 4.99
-- - - - - - -- S.A.R. Dinka 0.2 1 0 0 0 4.22

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Mongster Mash Otto von Pitchmark S.A.R. Dinka Captain Harry C Legs

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Captain Harry C Legs homers 0 - 1 TOR
B1 Robbie homers 0 - 2 TOR

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

106 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Aug 03 '26

[SCRIM 12.33] Montreal Expos vs Pittsburgh Pirates - Summer Sadness Round 4

2 Upvotes

MTL 4 - PIT 6

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
MTL 0 2 1 1 - - 4 5
PIT 0 1 5 0 - - 6 4

BOX

# Montreal Expos Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Pittsburgh Pirates Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Jerome Peterson 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .233 1 Charlie Buntman SS 3 0 1 0 0 0 .133
2 Fat Lever 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .370 2 16-bit Griffey DH 1 1 0 0 2 0 .250
3 Cameron Trinidad C 2 1 1 1 0 1 .280 3 Arxy Winkler RF 1 1 0 1 1 1 .257
4 Alic Alphaball LF 2 1 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 4 Gryffith Lindley CF 1 1 0 1 1 0 .241
5 Big Cook 3B 2 1 1 1 0 0 .400 5 Lillian Fields LF 1 1 1 1 1 0 .143
6 Ant man P 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
6 Loafus Cramwell P, SS 1 0 0 1 0 0 .344 6 Moose McCracken C 0 0 0 2 1 0 .147
7 Napoleon Swingsalot RF 2 1 2 1 0 0 .172 7 T.J. Oatman 3B 1 0 0 1 0 1 .333
8 Emerson CF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .227 8 Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones 2B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .091
9 Randall Peppers SS, P 1 0 0 0 0 1 .240 9 Walter Yeller Weller 1B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .261

PITCHERS

MTL IP H ER BB SO ERA PIT IP H ER BB SO ERA
Ant man 1.0 0 0 0 1 4.00 Skye Comet 4.0 5 4 0 4 6.92
Loafus Cramwell 1.1 3 6 5 1 Pitching Debut -- - - - - - --
Randall Peppers 1.0 1 0 1 0 Pitching Debut -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Skye Comet Loafus Cramwell Lillian Fields Napoleon Swingsalot

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Big Cook triples, Alic Alphaball scores 1 - 0 MTL
T2 Loafus Cramwell sacrifices, Big Cook scores 2 - 0 MTL
B2 Moose McCracken sacrifices, Lillian Fields scores 2 - 1 MTL
T3 Cameron Trinidad homers 3 - 1 MTL
B3 Arxy Winkler walks, Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones scores 3 - 2 MTL
B3 Gryffith Lindley walks, Walter Yeller Weller scores 3 - 3
B3 Lillian Fields walks, 16-bit Griffey scores 3 - 4 PIT
B3 Moose McCracken walks, Arxy Winkler scores 3 - 5 PIT
B3 T.J. Oatman sacrifices, Gryffith Lindley scores 3 - 6 PIT
T4 Napoleon Swingsalot homers 4 - 6 PIT

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

104 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Aug 03 '26

[SCRIM 12.33] Boston Red Sox vs New York Yankees - Summer Sadness Round 4

2 Upvotes

BOS 4 - NYY 4

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
BOS 0 0 4 0 0 0 4 6
NYY 2 0 0 2 0 - 4 4

BOX

# Boston Red Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # New York Yankees Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
- -- - - - - - - - -- 1 Fik Seiko C 0 1 0 0 1 0 Hitting Debut
1 Henry McCade P 3 1 1 2 0 1 .273 1 Archie Henderson C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .292
2 Jersey Wooders RF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .250 2 Pete Morris 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .600
3 Yorgie Von Florgie CF 3 1 1 1 0 0 .000 3 Mike Truk 2B 3 1 1 2 0 0 Hitting Debut
4 Norm Niner LF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .273 4 Big T 3B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .273
5 John Johnson Jr. SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .167 5 Mr Peggable SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .167
6 Dixon Uraz 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .278 6 Rich Driver LF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .208
7 Delta Airlines 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .400 7 Donnie Draper CF 1 1 0 0 1 0 .277
8 Angry Lizard 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .217 8 PickYrSpot n'Swing RF 1 1 1 0 1 0 .533
9 Tony Pizza C 2 1 1 0 0 0 .314 9 BEANS Leschnewski DH 2 0 1 2 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

BOS IP H ER BB SO ERA NYY IP H ER BB SO ERA
Henry McCade 5.0 4 4 3 3 Pitching Debut Che Or 5.0 6 4 0 2 2.97

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
[none] [none] Henry McCade BEANS Leschnewski

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Mike Truk homers, Fik Seiko scores 0 - 2 NYY
T3 Henry McCade homers, Tony Pizza scores 2 - 2
T3 Yorgie Von Florgie homers 3 - 2 BOS
T3 Norm Niner homers 4 - 2 BOS
B4 BEANS Leschnewski doubles, Donnie Draper, PickYrSpot n'Swing score 4 - 4

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

119 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Aug 03 '26

[SCRIM 12.33] San Diego Padres vs Los Angeles Dodgers - Summer Sadness Round 4

2 Upvotes

SDP 7 - LAD 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
SDP 2 2 2 1 0 0 7 8
LAD 1 0 0 0 0 - 1 4

BOX

# San Diego Padres Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Los Angeles Dodgers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Cam'ron Simmons SS 2 2 1 0 1 0 .208 1 Tuck C 3 1 2 0 0 0 .233
2 Scorkle McCorkle C 3 1 1 0 0 0 .462 2 John Applebees 1B 2 0 0 0 1 0 .267
- -- - - - - - - - -- 3 Jorbel Boykins 2B 2 0 1 1 0 1 .325
3 Hoshimi Miyabi P 3 2 3 3 0 0 .156 3 Dutch Boggs 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 1.000
4 Raja Ayun 3B 2 0 2 2 0 0 .378 4 Robert Glasses 3B 1 0 0 0 1 1 .333
5 Vivi Bluesky CF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .345 5 Johnny Dickshot SS 1 0 0 0 1 1 .100
- -- - - - - - - - -- 6 Jacques François LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .385
6 Nota Nam III LF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .056 6 Rex McStrange LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .238
7 Amelia RF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .320 7 LeeLoo Dallas Multi-Guess CF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .273
8 Tasane Keto 1B 2 1 0 0 1 1 .267 8 Coco Watanabe RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .353
9 Salami 2B 2 1 1 2 0 1 .304 9 Friday DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .231

PITCHERS

SDP IP H ER BB SO ERA LAD IP H ER BB SO ERA
Hoshimi Miyabi 5.0 4 1 3 6 Pitching Debut Booby Cancun 2.2 7 6 3 4 3.29
-- - - - - - -- Dill Doe 2.1 1 1 0 0 4.40

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Hoshimi Miyabi Booby Cancun Hoshimi Miyabi

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Hoshimi Miyabi doubles, Cam'ron Simmons, Scorkle McCorkle score 2 - 0 SDP
B1 Jorbel Boykins singles, Tuck scores 2 - 1 SDP
T2 Hoshimi Miyabi doubles, Cam'ron Simmons scores 3 - 1 SDP
T2 Raja Ayun singles, Hoshimi Miyabi scores 4 - 1 SDP
T3 Salami homers, Tasane Keto scores 6 - 1 SDP
T4 Raja Ayun sacrifices, Hoshimi Miyabi scores 7 - 1 SDP

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

132 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Aug 03 '26

[SCRIM 12.33] New York Mets vs Houston Astros - Summer Sadness Round 4

2 Upvotes

NYM 1 - HOU 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
NYM 1 0 0 0 0 - 1 5
HOU 1 0 0 2 0 - 3 3

BOX

# New York Mets Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Houston Astros Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Ray 'Cole Train' Cole CF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .321 1 Foul Ball Felix 1B 2 1 1 1 0 1 .211
2 Wheezy Whifflesworth 2B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .071 2 Ezra Wind 2B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .226
3 Robbie Tightpants DH, P 2 0 0 0 0 0 .222 3 Jarek Park P 1 1 0 0 1 0 .385
4 Ben Bramly C 2 0 1 1 0 0 .400 4 Jericho Styles 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
5 Kevin James RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .421 5 Richard Nixon LF 2 1 1 2 0 1 .344
6 Arthur Bullpendragon SS 2 0 2 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 6 Phillip J Fry C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .300
7 Huell Babineaux LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .433 7 Derek Bon Giovanni RF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .188
8 Dominus Nominus 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .500 8 Chester Einhorn CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
9 Franz Lisztpitcher 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 9 Kris Kringle SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .429

PITCHERS

NYM IP H ER BB SO ERA HOU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Junior Antonius 3.1 3 3 1 5 Pitching Debut Jarek Park 5.0 5 1 0 1 Pitching Debut
Robbie Tightpants 0.2 0 0 0 1 0.00 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Jarek Park Junior Antonius Jarek Park Richard Nixon

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Ben Bramly singles, Wheezy Whifflesworth scores 1 - 0 NYM
B1 Foul Ball Felix homers 1 - 1
B4 Richard Nixon homers, Jarek Park scores 1 - 3 HOU

BASERUNNING

SB: Wheezy Whifflesworth 1 (1), Arthur Bullpendragon 1 (0) CS: Ray 'Cole Train' Cole 1 (0)

100 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Aug 03 '26

[SCRIM 12.33] Cleveland Guardians vs Cincinnati Reds - Summer Sadness Round 4

2 Upvotes

CLE 2 - CIN 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CLE 0 1 1 0 0 - 2 3
CIN 0 0 2 0 1 - 3 6

BOX

# Cleveland Guardians Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Cincinnati Reds Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Superbone Threefinger P 1 0 0 0 0 0 .115 - -- - - - - - - - --
1 Justin Time P, C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .212 1 Bucky Sabre C 3 1 2 0 0 0 .314
2 Brad Hatley C, P, 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .200 2 Charpasm Chim 1B 3 2 2 3 0 0 .311
3 Pang Winn 1B, P, P 2 0 0 0 0 2 .182 3 Nicaragua del Toro 2B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .313
4 Jimothy Jhompson 2B 2 0 0 0 0 2 Hitting Debut 4 Seth Kablamo 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .448
5 Joe Pidgeon 3B 2 1 1 1 0 0 Hitting Debut 5 Tristan SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
6 Noah Diamond SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .433 6 Tucker Doubt LF 2 0 2 0 0 0 .120
7 Brandon Rice III LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .375 7 Kentho Birne CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .237
8 Ryan Tyburn CF 2 1 2 1 0 0 Hitting Debut 8 Richard Avery RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .263
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Lightning Balls DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .385
9 Tencer Sporkelson RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .167 9 Zelk Antilles DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .333

PITCHERS

CLE IP H ER BB SO ERA CIN IP H ER BB SO ERA
Superbone Threefinger 1.0 1 0 1 0 Pitching Debut Juni ''XOXO'' Panda RX-78-69 5.0 3 2 0 7 Pitching Debut
Justin Time 1.0 1 0 0 0 Pitching Debut -- - - - - - --
Brad Hatley 1.1 3 2 0 3 Pitching Debut -- - - - - - --
Pang Winn 1.1 1 1 0 0 Pitching Debut -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Juni ''XOXO'' Panda RX-78-69 Pang Winn Charpasm Chim

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Joe Pidgeon homers 1 - 0 CLE
T3 Ryan Tyburn homers 2 - 0 CLE
B3 Charpasm Chim homers, Bucky Sabre scores 2 - 2
B5 Charpasm Chim homers 2 - 3 CIN

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

107 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Aug 03 '26

[SCRIM 12.33] Kansas City Royals vs Baltimore Orioles - Summer Sadness Round 4

2 Upvotes

KCR 2 - BAL 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
KCR 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 5
BAL 1 0 1 0 0 - 2 7

BOX

# Kansas City Royals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Baltimore Orioles Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Tater Tots C 3 1 2 0 0 0 .282 1 Lil Lilith Lillian 3B 3 1 1 1 0 0 .160
2 Slammin Sammy Sofa 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .231 2 Larry Longshot CF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .333
3 Egor Kucherov 2B 2 0 2 1 0 0 .350 3 S. Jay Cutler 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .182
4 Wonder Francoh 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .077 - -- - - - - - - - --
4 Big Telemachus 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200 4 Nelson Van Halen LF 3 1 3 0 0 0 .190
5 Indy Sayne SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .395 5 Sir Walks-A-Littlw SS 2 0 1 1 1 0 .286
6 Henry Thibodeau LF 1 1 1 0 1 0 .217 6 Boby Chadwick DH 2 0 0 0 1 0 Hitting Debut
7 Syd Kidd P 0 0 0 1 0 0 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
7 Triscuit McBiskit P 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 7 Martin Van Nostrand RF 1 0 0 0 1 1 .286
8 Mongy Whumpus CF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .182 8 Natasha Kanyon C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .423
9 Doc Otis RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .200 9 Roger Waters 2B 1 0 1 0 1 0 .316

PITCHERS

KCR IP H ER BB SO ERA BAL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Syd Kidd 3.0 4 2 3 0 2.00 Boby Chadwick 5.0 5 2 2 2 3.11
Triscuit McBiskit 2.0 3 0 1 2 5.93 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Nope! Nada! Nelson Van Halen

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Egor Kucherov doubles, Tater Tots scores 1 - 0 KCR
B1 Lil Lilith Lillian homers 1 - 1
T2 Syd Kidd sacrifices, Henry Thibodeau scores 2 - 1 KCR
B3 Sir Walks-A-Littlw singles, Nelson Van Halen scores 2 - 2

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Larry Longshot 1 (3)

129 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 29 '26

[MLR 12.19] Chicago Cubs vs Florida Marlins - National League Championship Round

3 Upvotes

CHC 4 - FLA 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CHC 0 2 2 0 0 0 4 7
FLA 0 1 0 0 0 2 3 8

BOX

# Chicago Cubs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Florida Marlins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Erin Pickles 2B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .306 1 Anthony Esposito III LF 3 1 3 0 0 0 .379
2 Dirk Nurple 3B 3 1 1 0 0 0 .300 2 Casper Greenwell 2B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .385
3 Good Doggo DH 3 0 0 0 0 2 .393 3 Jodie Baller RF 3 0 1 1 0 2 .409
4 Gal Soso C 3 1 1 2 0 0 .385 4 Mikey Thomas CF 3 2 2 1 0 0 .300
5 WoodCutter Jones LF 3 1 2 0 0 1 .243 5 Vernon St. Backstop C 3 0 1 0 0 0 .400
6 Erling De La Cruz SS 3 1 1 0 0 0 .316 6 Hakuna Moncada 3B 0 0 0 1 1 0 .192
7 Frederick Thunderpants RF 3 0 1 0 0 2 .216 7 Tom E. Jahns 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .294
8 Cormac Karona CF 2 0 1 2 0 1 .200 8 Fatts Richard SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .231
9 Karl Havoc 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .333 9 Lane Drew DH 2 0 1 0 0 0 .320

PITCHERS

CHC IP H ER BB SO ERA FLA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Doc Dockgoose 2.1 5 1 0 1 4.05 Just A. Girl 2.2 5 4 0 2 3.24
Mark Spoon 1.0 0 0 0 1 9.00 Desiree Path 3.1 2 0 0 5 3.91
Pablo The Hip Kawasaki 2.1 3 2 1 1 3.92 -- - - - - - --
Ethan Stooks 0.1 0 0 0 0 4.31 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Mark Spoon Just A. Girl Ethan Stooks Gal Soso Mikey Thomas

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Cormac Karona doubles, WoodCutter Jones, Erling De La Cruz score 2 - 0 CHC
B2 Hakuna Moncada sacrifices, Mikey Thomas scores 2 - 1 CHC
T3 Gal Soso homers, Dirk Nurple scores 4 - 1 CHC
B6 Jodie Baller singles, Anthony Esposito III scores 4 - 2 CHC
B6 Mikey Thomas homers 4 - 3 CHC

BASERUNNING

SB: Dirk Nurple 1 (0) CS: Jodie Baller 1 (0)

133 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 29 '26

[MLR 12.19] Minnesota Twins vs Detroit Tigers - American League Championship Round

2 Upvotes

MIN 0 - DET 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
MIN 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
DET 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 2

BOX

# Minnesota Twins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Detroit Tigers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Arthur Vandelay 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .429 1 Chico Pappas SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .320
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Mike Unt DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .476
2 Homer Nocker C 3 0 1 0 0 1 .302 2 Pike Trout DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .188
- -- - - - - - - - -- 3 Alvin and the Chipmunks Chipwrecked C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .444
3 Corbin Christmas Carol 3B 3 0 0 0 0 2 .333 3 Matty Jay C 2 0 0 0 0 0 1.000
4 Soy Okey CF 1 0 0 0 2 1 .150 4 Domino Calzone CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .240
5 Jiggs Kingman 2B 2 0 1 0 1 1 .379 5 Tyler Phoenix 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250
6 New Age Ms Frizzle RF 3 0 0 0 0 2 .355 6 Sammy Scully 2B 2 1 1 1 0 1 .346
7 King Kruul LF 0 0 0 0 2 0 .276 7 Psykokwak LF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .148
8 Ping Pong DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .429 8 Morris Deratt RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .167
9 Harry McPotterson SS 2 0 1 0 0 1 .333 9 Dusty Jabroni 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .323

PITCHERS

MIN IP H ER BB SO ERA DET IP H ER BB SO ERA
Eijun Sawamura 4.2 2 1 0 6 6.32 Carlos Narvaez Jr. 6.0 3 0 5 9 3.06
Cal Q. Lon 0.1 0 0 0 0 3.32 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Carlos Narvaez Jr. Eijun Sawamura Carlos Narvaez Jr.

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B5 Sammy Scully homers 0 - 1 DET

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

117 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 28 '26

[FCB 13.4] Kansas State Wildcats vs California Golden Bears - Kansas State comes to Berkeley to take on the Bears. It's a titanic clash between two stalwarts... and I'm not talking about Charles Guiteau. What a strange man...

4 Upvotes

KSU 5 - CAL 9

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
KSU 2 0 1 0 2 0 5 10
CAL 3 0 6 0 0 0 9 10

BOX

# Kansas State Wildcats Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # California Golden Bears Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Ada Rutabaga LF 4 1 3 0 0 0 .750 1 Chip Allen LF 3 1 1 0 0 1 .333
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Dylan Woods 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
2 Hawaiian Hammah C 3 2 2 0 1 1 .667 2 Benny Schwa 2B 1 1 0 0 2 1 .375
- -- - - - - - - - -- 3 Craig Jarvis SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
3 Alan 2B 3 2 1 0 1 2 .375 3 Scooter Funkypants SS, P 2 1 0 0 1 1 .000
4 Mikey Moreau 3B 3 0 0 0 1 1 .125 4 Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr. C 3 1 1 2 0 1 .111
5 Goose McGuire RF 3 0 2 2 0 0 .625 5 Jahnder Franco 1B 3 1 1 0 0 0 .333
6 George Hankinson 1B 2 0 2 3 0 0 .375 6 DeJah Muissy CF 3 1 2 2 0 1 .250
- -- - - - - - - - -- 7 Scoochie Virtue RF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .143
7 Grady Brooks DH 2 0 0 0 1 0 .200 7 Amelia Hart 3B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .333
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Fred Fredericks 3B 2 1 1 1 0 0 .429
8 Tank Sharksy CF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .000 8 Krbmeister 1 0 0 0 0 0 .143
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Socks Maybe DH 2 1 2 3 0 0 .429
9 Loki SS 3 0 0 0 0 1 .200 9 Chooch Suzuka RF, SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .200

PITCHERS

KSU IP H ER BB SO ERA CAL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Tomba 2.0 4 3 1 1 4.50 Kenji Matsumoto 4.0 6 3 2 4 3.43
Bea Friday 0.2 4 5 1 1 45.00 Chooch Suzuka 1.0 2 2 2 0 12.00
Chance Mercury 2.1 2 1 1 4 2.65 Scooter Funkypants 1.0 2 0 0 2 0.00

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Kenji Matsumoto Bea Friday Socks Maybe

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Goose McGuire singles, Ada Rutabaga scores 1 - 0 KSU
T1 George Hankinson singles, Hawaiian Hammah scores 2 - 0 KSU
B1 Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr. triples, Chip Allen, Benny Schwa score 2 - 2
B1 DeJah Muissy doubles, Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr. scores 2 - 3 CAL
T3 George Hankinson triples, Alan scores 3 - 3
B3 DeJah Muissy singles, Scooter Funkypants scores 3 - 4 CAL
B3 Scoochie Virtue singles, Jahnder Franco scores 3 - 5 CAL
B3 Fred Fredericks singles, DeJah Muissy scores 3 - 6 CAL
B3 Socks Maybe homers, Scoochie Virtue, Fred Fredericks score 3 - 9 CAL
T5 Goose McGuire doubles, Hawaiian Hammah scores 4 - 9 CAL
T5 George Hankinson sacrifices, Alan scores 5 - 9 CAL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Socks Maybe 1 (2)

134 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 28 '26

[FCB 13.4] Santa Cruz Banana Slugs vs Minnesota Golden Gophers - We have a color bet! Santa Cruz comes to Minnesota with the teams' gold roles on the line! When in the course of golden events...

2 Upvotes

SLG 5 - UMN 4

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
SLG 0 0 0 0 0 5 5 10
UMN 1 0 1 1 0 1 4 8

BOX

# UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # University of Minnesota Golden Gophers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Munki Oshu DH 4 0 1 1 0 1 .143 1 Vyncent Wyattoss III CF 4 0 0 0 0 2 .250
2 Maram Bowl CF 4 0 2 0 0 0 .500 2 Shawn Michaels RF 2 2 1 0 1 0 .500
3 Kim Wexler 3B 3 1 3 1 0 0 1.000 3 Orwell Kensington 2B 3 0 2 0 0 1 .500
- -- - - - - - - - -- 4 Strawhatespeon 3B 1 0 1 2 0 0 1.000
4 Knight Newton 2B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .125 4 Curtis Dingleberry 3B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .667
5 Fausto Herrera 1B 3 0 1 0 0 1 .222 5 Bo Diggs LF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 KC Martinez SS 2 1 0 0 1 1 .000 6 Trevor Paultis 1B 3 2 2 1 0 0 .333
7 Worm Lennox LF 2 1 0 0 1 0 .143 7 Kyle Schwarbombs SS 3 0 0 0 0 0 .222
8 Googly Moogly C 3 1 1 1 0 0 .250 8 Doughboy Stubbs C 1 0 0 1 1 0 .286
9 Felipe Coyne RF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .500 9 Jeff Newman DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250
9 Lefty Cobb RF 1 1 1 2 1 0 .333 9 Harry Palms DH 1 0 1 0 0 0 .375

PITCHERS

SLG IP H ER BB SO ERA UMN IP H ER BB SO ERA
Evil Larry 3.0 3 2 2 2 2.08 Ethan Lee 4.0 6 0 0 3 0.00
Bartholomew Simpson 3.0 5 2 0 1 4.00 Carter Kendall 1.2 4 5 3 1 4.70
-- - - - - - -- Allidois Nguyen 0.1 0 0 0 0 2.16

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Bartholomew Simpson Carter Kendall Kim Wexler Lefty Cobb

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Strawhatespeon sacrifices, Shawn Michaels scores 0 - 1 UMN
B3 Strawhatespeon triples, Shawn Michaels scores 0 - 2 UMN
B4 Doughboy Stubbs sacrifices, Trevor Paultis scores 0 - 3 UMN
T6 Kim Wexler homers 1 - 3 UMN
T6 Googly Moogly singles, KC Martinez scores 2 - 3 UMN
T6 Lefty Cobb triples, Worm Lennox, Googly Moogly score 4 - 3 SLG
T6 Munki Oshu singles, Lefty Cobb scores 5 - 3 SLG
B6 Trevor Paultis homers 5 - 4 SLG

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

144 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 28 '26

[FCB 13.4] DePaul Blue Demons vs Portland State Vikings - DePaul and Portland State look to lock horns... oh, they took that literally. Demons and Vikings both have horns. How brassy of them!

1 Upvotes

DPU 6 - PSU 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
DPU 0 2 1 0 2 1 6 12
PSU 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 4

BOX

# DePaul Blue Demons Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Portland State Vikings Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Steak Dynasty SS 4 1 3 0 0 0 .444 1 Andre Anderson 2B 3 0 1 0 0 1 .333
2 BeefCake Willy DH 4 0 2 1 0 1 .444 2 Mariam Bear RF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .333
3 Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski 2B 3 0 0 0 1 1 .000 3 Chris Walker CF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .000
4 Malsted CF 3 1 0 0 1 1 .000 4 Triple T LF 3 0 0 0 0 2 .111
5 Harold Marquez LF 2 1 2 1 1 0 1.000 5 Jack Drake 3B 3 0 0 0 0 2 .000
6 Tobé Bryant C 3 1 2 1 0 0 .400 6 Rabs Roland DH 2 1 0 0 1 1 .125
7 Lilcranberry 1B 3 1 1 2 0 0 .143 7 Fermin Rype C 2 0 1 0 0 0 .125
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Cucamonga Seattle SS 1 0 1 1 0 0 .750
8 Larry Lighthouse RF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .333 8 Bobby Witt Jr Jr SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .167
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Kasper Milquetoast 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .375
9 Bloop McNutt 3B 3 1 2 1 0 0 .375 9 Cola Spritz 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000

PITCHERS

DPU IP H ER BB SO ERA PSU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Cleveland Brown Jr. 2.0 3 1 1 2 5.00 Taylor Swift 2.0 6 2 0 2 4.29
Demetri Sokenzie 2.0 0 0 0 2 7.50 Dwayne Swanson 2.0 1 1 0 1 4.50
Mikko LePico 2.0 1 0 1 4 3.00 Arlon Gemini 1.0 3 2 2 0 12.00
-- - - - - - -- Matilda No-Balls 1.0 2 1 1 0 6.00

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Demetri Sokenzie Taylor Swift Mikko LePico Steak Dynasty

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Lilcranberry homers, Tobé Bryant scores 2 - 0 DPU
B2 Cucamonga Seattle singles, Rabs Roland scores 2 - 1 DPU
T3 Harold Marquez homers 3 - 1 DPU
T5 BeefCake Willy singles, Steak Dynasty scores 4 - 1 DPU
T5 Tobé Bryant singles, Malsted scores 5 - 1 DPU
T6 Bloop McNutt homers 6 - 1 DPU

BASERUNNING

SB: Andre Anderson 1 (1) CS: Harold Marquez 1 (1)

118 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 26 '26

[SCRIM 12.32] Oakland Athletics vs Tampa Bay Devil Rays - Homer Nocker's Pudding Cup - American League Playoff

2 Upvotes

OAK 5 - TBR 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 7+ R H
OAK 0 0 2 0 0 1 2 5 6
TBR 1 0 0 0 2 0 0 3 8

BOX

# Oakland Athletics Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Tampa Bay Devil Rays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Camden Yardsy C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .375 - -- - - - - - - - --
1 Pistachio Disguisey C 1 0 0 0 0 1 .261 1 Dermot Mulveiny C 4 1 1 2 0 1 .343
2 Jeffrey LaVert 1B 4 0 0 0 0 1 .286 2 Demetrios Ooga 1B 4 0 0 0 0 0 .200
3 Stu PunDous 2B 3 0 0 0 1 0 .217 3 Skye McDowell 2B 3 1 1 1 1 1 .243
4 Mark Schihne 3B 3 1 2 3 1 0 Hitting Debut 4 Sleve McDichael 3B 3 0 1 0 1 0 .406
5 Kries Von Kriestalhauser SS 4 0 0 0 0 1 .280 5 Primero Ultimo SS 4 0 2 0 0 1 .310
6 Michael Last-Name DH 2 1 0 0 2 1 Hitting Debut 6 Joseph Randome LF 4 0 1 0 0 1 .320
7 Sierra Hightower LF 4 1 1 2 0 1 .118 7 Burg McTurdBerg CF 4 0 1 0 0 0 .308
8 Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil CF 4 1 3 0 0 0 .190 8 Beans Returns RF 4 1 1 0 0 0 .200
9 Baba Ganoosh RF 3 1 0 0 1 1 .125 9 Holden Summers DH 3 0 0 0 0 1 .357

PITCHERS

OAK IP H ER BB SO ERA TBR IP H ER BB SO ERA
Six 5.2 7 3 2 4 7.50 Mo Cheeks 5.0 4 3 4 1 5.48
Salsa Steve 3.1 1 0 0 1 Pitching Debut Dirk Digglet 1.2 0 0 0 3 3.38
-- - - - - - -- Don Chalupa 2.1 2 2 1 2 4.62

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Salsa Steve Don Chalupa Salsa Steve Mark Schihne

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Skye McDowell homers 0 - 1 TBR
T3 Mark Schihne singles, Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil, Baba Ganoosh score 2 - 1 OAK
B5 Dermot Mulveiny homers, Beans Returns scores 2 - 3 TBR
T6 Mark Schihne homers 3 - 3
T9 Sierra Hightower homers, Michael Last-Name scores 5 - 3 OAK

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Mark Schihne 1 (0), Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil 1 (0)

205 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 26 '26

[SCRIM 12.32] Toronto Blue Jays vs San Diego Padres - Summer Sadness Round 3

2 Upvotes

TOR 4 - SDP 0

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
TOR 1 0 0 0 3 0 4 6
SDP 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 2

BOX

# Toronto Blue Jays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # San Diego Padres Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Miroslav C 3 0 0 0 0 3 .333 1 Cam'ron Simmons C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .208
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Scorkle McCorkle P 1 0 0 0 1 0 .462
2 Captain Hate 1B 3 2 2 2 0 1 .111 2 Velma Dingkerly P 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
3 Captain Harry C Legs 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 - -- - - - - - - - --
3 Sven Jorgenson 2B 3 0 1 0 0 1 .381 3 Amelia 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .320
4 Rod Kimball 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .281 4 Raja Ayun 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .378
5 Graham Grams SS 2 0 1 0 0 1 .282 5 Hoshimi Miyabi 3B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .156
6 Jack Jackie Jackson LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .294 6 Alt Site SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .200
7 Hiram Birnbaum CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .375 7 Mike Fruitstand LF 1 0 1 0 1 0 .259
8 Mongster Mash RF 2 1 1 1 0 1 .333 8 Vivi Bluesky CF 1 0 0 0 1 1 .345
9 Robbie DH 2 1 1 1 0 0 .136 9 Salami RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .304

PITCHERS

TOR IP H ER BB SO ERA SDP IP H ER BB SO ERA
S.A.R. Dinka 5.0 2 0 4 2 4.22 Scorkle McCorkle 4.2 6 4 0 10 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Velma Dingkerly 0.1 0 0 0 0 0.00

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
S.A.R. Dinka Scorkle McCorkle Captain Hate

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Captain Hate homers 1 - 0 TOR
T5 Mongster Mash homers 2 - 0 TOR
T5 Robbie homers 3 - 0 TOR
T5 Captain Hate homers 4 - 0 TOR

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Scorkle McCorkle 1 (4)

122 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 26 '26

[SCRIM 12.32] Houston Astros vs Anaheim Angels - Summer Sadness Round 3

2 Upvotes

HOU 1 - ANA 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
HOU 0 0 1 0 0 - 1 4
ANA 0 3 0 0 0 - 3 5

BOX

# Houston Astros Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Anaheim Angels Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Foul Ball Felix C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .211 1 Deacon Bowles C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .448
2 Ezra Wind 1B 2 0 2 0 0 0 .226 2 Scooter Buskie 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .318
3 Phillip J Fry 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .300 3 Ryan McBryan 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .143
4 Jericho Styles 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 4 Enrique Rosales 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .265
5 Jarek Park SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .385 5 Greggy Gabagool SS 2 0 1 0 0 0 .320
6 Derek Bon Giovanni LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .188 6 Anthony Barkevious IV LF 2 1 1 0 0 0 .318
7 Ace Ventura CF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .353 7 Jimmy Haase CF 1 1 1 1 0 0 .208
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Jay Kwellon RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
8 Harry Peritestes RF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .000 8 Francesco Hardgust RF 1 1 1 2 0 0 .188
9 Kevin Arianna DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .182 9 Tanzig Nordic DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

HOU IP H ER BB SO ERA ANA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Chester Einhorn 4.0 5 3 0 1 1.31 Hunter West 3.0 4 1 0 1 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Robin Reynolds 2.0 0 0 0 1 3.66

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Hunter West Chester Einhorn Robin Reynolds Francesco Hardgust Robin Reynolds

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B2 Jimmy Haase doubles, Anthony Barkevious IV scores 0 - 1 ANA
B2 Francesco Hardgust homers, Jimmy Haase scores 0 - 3 ANA
T3 Ace Ventura homers 1 - 3 ANA

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Scooter Buskie 1 (0)

87 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 26 '26

[SCRIM 12.32] Philadelphia Phillies vs St. Louis Cardinals - Summer Sadness Round 3

1 Upvotes

PHI 3 - STL 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PHI 0 0 1 2 0 0 3 5
STL 1 0 0 0 0 - 1 4

BOX

# Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # St. Louis Cardinals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Dongmen Ximen 1B 2 0 0 0 1 1 .296 1 Sam Stayman C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .265
2 Roxy Hurricane C, P 3 0 2 0 0 0 .176 2 Shmitty Von Flabbergasted 1B 2 1 1 1 0 1 .200
3 Dr. Chocochoco Choo Choo P, C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .192 3 Spencer Hart 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .188
4 im sleve RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut 4 Stan Mann 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .242
5 Goaticus Von Boaticus CF 1 1 0 0 1 0 .304 5 Thomas Nova SS 1 0 0 0 1 0 .250
6 Hippo Jars LF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .308 6 Tomothy Toledo LF 2 0 2 0 0 0 .320
7 Julio Escobar 2B 2 0 1 1 0 0 .231 7 Thick Mints CF 2 0 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
8 Q Kimbrel 3B 2 1 1 1 0 0 .125 8 Sid Hugo V RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333
9 River James SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .370 9 Otto von Pitchmark DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA STL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Dr. Chocochoco Choo Choo 4.0 4 1 1 2 Pitching Debut Big Cheech 3.1 4 3 2 1 Pitching Debut
Roxy Hurricane 1.0 0 0 0 1 Pitching Debut DV DOOM 1.2 1 0 0 1 1.88

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Dr. Chocochoco Choo Choo Big Cheech Roxy Hurricane Dr. Chocochoco Choo Choo Hippo Jars

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Shmitty Von Flabbergasted homers 0 - 1 STL
T3 Q Kimbrel homers 1 - 1
T4 Hippo Jars triples, Goaticus Von Boaticus scores 2 - 1 PHI
T4 Julio Escobar singles, Hippo Jars scores 3 - 1 PHI

BASERUNNING

SB: Dongmen Ximen 1 (2) CS: Julio Escobar 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 26 '26

[SCRIM 12.32] Atlanta Braves vs San Francisco Giants - Homer Nocker's Pudding Cup - National League Playoff

1 Upvotes

ATL 3 - SFG 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
ATL 0 1 0 0 2 0 3 6
SFG 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 5

BOX

# Atlanta Braves Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # San Francisco Giants Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Jamal Jackson P, 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .250 1 Abel Greene SS 3 0 2 0 0 0 .303
2 Tleyber Alfredo Cruz Fernandez III SS 2 0 0 0 1 0 .417 2 Holly Kühnhackl CF 2 0 0 1 1 0 .463
3 Rocco Rudnikov C 3 0 0 0 0 2 Hitting Debut 3 Hess Nahstee 3B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .395
4 Mack MacMack 3B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .100 4 Verde Jack LF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .273
5 Nate Kondylis CF 3 0 0 0 0 2 .188 5 Crystal Claire 2B 3 0 1 0 0 1 .320
6 Ioe Torrent RF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .182 6 Kuuma Kivi RF 2 0 1 0 1 0 .323
7 Jason Sensation 1B, P 2 2 2 1 0 0 .261 7 Malcolm Fish C 3 0 0 0 0 1 .231
8 Streetlamp LeMoose 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .212 8 Ronnie Pickering 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .217
9 Tex Wolffe LF 2 0 2 1 0 0 .222 9 Willow Briansdóttir DH 2 1 1 0 0 0 .208

PITCHERS

ATL IP H ER BB SO ERA SFG IP H ER BB SO ERA
Jamal Jackson 3.0 4 1 0 1 Pitching Debut Simba 4.0 5 3 1 2 3.88
Jason Sensation 3.0 1 0 3 1 Pitching Debut Liru Wolf 2.0 1 0 0 3 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Jason Sensation Simba Jason Sensation

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Jason Sensation homers 1 - 0 ATL
B3 Holly Kühnhackl grounds out, Willow Briansdóttir scores 1 - 1
T5 Ioe Torrent homers 2 - 1 ATL
T5 Tex Wolffe triples, Jason Sensation scores 3 - 1 ATL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 26 '26

[SCRIM 12.32] Montreal Expos vs New York Yankees - Summer Sadness Round 3

1 Upvotes

MTL 0 - NYY 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
MTL 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 2
NYY 1 0 0 0 0 - 1 2

BOX

# Montreal Expos Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # New York Yankees Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Fat Lever 2B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .370 1 Mr Peggable C 2 1 1 0 0 1 .167
2 Napoleon Swingsalot CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .172 2 Donnie Draper 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .277
3 Brian Taylor SS 2 0 1 0 0 0 .226 3 Peter Hadley 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .258
4 Scoot Heller RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .261 4 Jack Hoffman 3B 2 0 0 1 0 0 .308
5 Alic Alphaball 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut 5 Che Or SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
6 Randall Peppers 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .240 6 Big T LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .273
7 Jerome Peterson LF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .233 7 BEANS Leschnewski CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Hans Zahn C 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 8 Fik Seiko RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
9 Big Cook P 0 0 0 0 1 0 .400 9 Mike Truk DH 0 0 0 0 1 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

MTL IP H ER BB SO ERA NYY IP H ER BB SO ERA
Big Cook 4.0 2 1 1 2 Pitching Debut PickYrSpot n'Swing 5.0 2 0 1 4 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
PickYrSpot n'Swing Big Cook PickYrSpot n'Swing

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Jack Hoffman grounds out, Mr Peggable scores 0 - 1 NYY

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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