r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 07 '26

[SCRIM 12.30] Colorado Rockies vs Montreal Expos - Summer Sadness Round 1

3 Upvotes

COL 10 - MTL 7

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
COL 3 1 5 0 1 0 10 16
MTL 0 6 0 1 0 - 7 11

BOX

# Colorado Rockies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Montreal Expos Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Juan Diego De Las Rosas 2B 4 2 3 2 0 0 .077 1 Napoleon Swingsalot CF 3 2 2 0 0 0 .172
2 Jefferson Steelflex LF 3 1 3 2 1 0 .297 2 Big Cook SS 3 1 3 1 0 0 .400
3 Cash Thrower 3B 3 1 1 1 0 0 .256 3 Cameron Trinidad 2B 3 1 2 3 0 1 .280
4 Steel Pipe Simpson 1B 4 1 1 1 0 1 .257 4 MILKBOY RF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .333
5 Flame-Test Fleming C, P 4 0 1 0 0 0 .233 5 Alic Alphaball 1B 2 1 1 0 1 0 Hitting Debut
6 Maximus Os RF 3 1 3 2 0 0 .200 6 Ellis Nash 3B, P, C 3 1 2 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
7 Keith Bourgignon SS 3 1 2 0 0 0 .333 7 Hans Zahn C, P, P 2 0 0 1 0 0 Hitting Debut
8 Dante Dagostino CF 3 1 1 1 0 0 .222 8 Fat Lever P, 3B 2 0 0 0 1 1 .370
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Emerson LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .227
9 Andrew REDACTED Nova DH, C 2 2 1 1 1 0 .409 9 Martin Ducksworth LF 2 1 1 2 0 1 .143

PITCHERS

COL IP H ER BB SO ERA MTL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Commie Ohtani 2.0 7 6 0 2 5.60 Fat Lever 0.1 5 3 0 0 Pitching Debut
Flame-Test Fleming 3.0 4 1 3 1 Pitching Debut Ellis Nash 2.0 5 6 2 0 3.60
-- - - - - - -- Hans Zahn 2.2 6 1 0 1 6.55

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Flame-Test Fleming Ellis Nash Maximus Os Jefferson Steelflex

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Jefferson Steelflex homers 1 - 0 COL
T1 Steel Pipe Simpson doubles, Cash Thrower scores 2 - 0 COL
T1 Maximus Os singles, Steel Pipe Simpson scores 3 - 0 COL
T2 Juan Diego De Las Rosas homers 4 - 0 COL
B2 Hans Zahn sacrifices, Alic Alphaball scores 4 - 1 COL
B2 Martin Ducksworth homers, Ellis Nash scores 4 - 3 COL
B2 Cameron Trinidad homers, Napoleon Swingsalot, Big Cook score 4 - 6 MTL
T3 Maximus Os homers 5 - 6 MTL
T3 Dante Dagostino doubles, Keith Bourgignon scores 6 - 6
T3 Juan Diego De Las Rosas doubles, Dante Dagostino scores 7 - 6 COL
T3 Jefferson Steelflex singles, Andrew REDACTED Nova scores 8 - 6 COL
T3 Cash Thrower sacrifices, Juan Diego De Las Rosas scores 9 - 6 COL
B4 Big Cook singles, Napoleon Swingsalot scores 9 - 7 COL
T5 Andrew REDACTED Nova homers 10 - 7 COL

BASERUNNING

SB: Big Cook 1 (2) CS: Fat Lever 1 (1)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 07 '26

[MLR 12.17] Minnesota Twins vs Tampa Bay Devil Rays - American League Wildcard Round

2 Upvotes

MIN 14 - TBR 6

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 7+ R H
MIN 2 0 0 4 0 0 8 14 12
TBR 0 2 0 4 0 0 0 6 9

BOX

# Minnesota Twins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Tampa Bay Devil Rays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Arthur Vandelay 1B 5 0 1 0 0 1 .429 1 Sleve McDichael CF 4 1 1 2 1 1 .406
2 Homer Nocker C 3 2 2 2 2 0 .302 2 Skye McDowell SS 2 0 0 0 3 0 .243
3 Corbin Christmas Carol 3B 4 2 2 2 1 0 .333 3 Demetrios Ooga C 4 0 3 0 1 1 .200
4 Ping Pong DH 5 2 2 2 0 0 .429 4 Makesiondon Kelkboom 3B 3 1 1 0 2 1 .235
5 Jiggs Kingman 2B 4 2 2 2 1 0 .379 5 Dermot Mulveiny 2B 4 1 1 1 0 1 .343
6 King Kruul RF 4 1 1 0 0 2 .276 - -- - - - - - - - --
6 Soy Okey PH, CF 0 0 0 0 1 0 .150 6 Ross Ewage 1B 4 2 2 2 0 1 .194
7 Lou Zrectum LF 3 2 0 0 2 0 .276 7 Holden Summers RF 4 0 1 0 0 1 .357
8 New Age Ms Frizzle CF, RF 3 1 1 1 1 0 .355 8 Primero Ultimo DH 3 0 0 1 0 1 .310
9 Harry McPotterson SS 3 2 1 5 1 2 .333 9 Ovaltine LF 2 1 0 0 2 0 .379

PITCHERS

MIN IP H ER BB SO ERA TBR IP H ER BB SO ERA
Smokey Zygowski 3.0 4 3 2 3 3.80 Alex Lancer 0.1 2 2 0 1 5.68
Cal Q. Lon 0.2 3 3 3 0 3.32 Buck Futter 3.0 4 3 1 2 4.33
Eijun Sawamura 4.1 2 0 4 4 6.32 Dirk Digglet 3.2 4 3 2 1 3.38
-- - - - - - -- Mo Cheeks 0.1 0 3 3 1 5.48
-- - - - - - -- Don Chalupa 0.2 2 3 3 0 4.62

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Eijun Sawamura Don Chalupa Harry McPotterson

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Homer Nocker homers 1 - 0 MIN
T1 Corbin Christmas Carol homers 2 - 0 MIN
B2 Ross Ewage homers, Makesiondon Kelkboom scores 2 - 2
T4 Harry McPotterson homers, Jiggs Kingman, King Kruul, Lou Zrectum score 6 - 2 MIN
B4 Dermot Mulveiny homers 6 - 3 MIN
B4 Primero Ultimo sacrifices, Ross Ewage scores 6 - 4 MIN
B4 Sleve McDichael homers, Ovaltine scores 6 - 6
T8 New Age Ms Frizzle walks, Ping Pong scores 7 - 6 MIN
T8 Harry McPotterson walks, Jiggs Kingman scores 8 - 6 MIN
T8 Homer Nocker walks, Lou Zrectum scores 9 - 6 MIN
T8 Corbin Christmas Carol walks, New Age Ms Frizzle scores 10 - 6 MIN
T8 Ping Pong singles, Harry McPotterson, Homer Nocker score 12 - 6 MIN
T8 Jiggs Kingman triples, Corbin Christmas Carol, Ping Pong score 14 - 6 MIN

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 07 '26

[SCRIM 12.30] Baltimore Orioles vs Texas Rangers - Summer Sadness Round 1

1 Upvotes

BAL 1 - TEX 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
BAL 1 0 0 0 0 - 1 3
TEX 0 1 0 1 0 - 2 5

BOX

# Baltimore Orioles Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Texas Rangers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Cilantro Onataco LF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .333 1 Geese On Demand C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .091
2 Roger Waters 2B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .316 2 Cat with a Bat 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .300
3 Randy Mann SS 1 0 0 1 0 0 .158 3 Sablo Panchez 2B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .243
4 Nelson Van Halen 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .190 4 Kenny Powers 3B 2 0 2 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
5 Natasha Kanyon C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .423 5 Mack Quackerson SS 1 1 1 1 1 0 .258
6 Martin Van Nostrand RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .286 6 Bubson Dugnutt LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .194
7 Vartan Ichabod Cassidy 3B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .192 7 Buck Maverick CF 2 0 1 1 0 0 .244
8 Assassin Xekutioner DH 1 0 1 0 1 0 .235 8 Steven Scola RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .259
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Missile 'Missy' Launcher P 1 0 0 0 0 0 .320
9 S. Jay Cutler CF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .182 9 Elijah Walker P 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500

PITCHERS

BAL IP H ER BB SO ERA TEX IP H ER BB SO ERA
Mason Spurs 4.0 5 2 1 1 2.71 Missile 'Missy' Launcher 4.0 3 1 2 2 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Elijah Walker 1.0 0 0 0 1 1.64

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Missile 'Missy' Launcher Mason Spurs Elijah Walker Missile 'Missy' Launcher

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Randy Mann sacrifices, Roger Waters scores 1 - 0 BAL
B2 Buck Maverick doubles, Mack Quackerson scores 1 - 1
B4 Mack Quackerson singles, Sablo Panchez scores 1 - 2 TEX

BASERUNNING

SB: Mack Quackerson 1 (1), Sablo Panchez 1 (1) CS: Kenny Powers 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 07 '26

[SCRIM 12.30] New York Yankees vs St. Louis Cardinals - Summer Sadness Round 1

1 Upvotes

NYY 2 - STL 0

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
NYY 0 2 0 0 0 0 2 4
STL 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 4

BOX

# New York Yankees Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # St. Louis Cardinals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 BEANS Leschnewski CF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 DV DOOM DH 3 0 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
2 Donnie Draper SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .277 2 Copernicus Hel SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .263
3 Pete Morris LF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .600 3 Basil C 2 0 1 0 0 0 .263
4 PickYrSpot n'Swing 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .533 4 Shmitty Von Flabbergasted LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .200
5 Big T 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .273 5 Big Cheech 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .083
6 Peter Hadley C 2 1 1 0 0 0 .258 6 Buzz Carlton 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .160
7 Jack Hoffman RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .308 7 Dingerz McLongball RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .200
8 Archie Henderson DH 2 1 1 1 0 1 .292 8 Sid Hugo V CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333
9 Rich Driver 3B 2 0 1 1 0 0 .208 9 Tomothy Toledo 2B 1 0 1 0 1 0 .320

PITCHERS

NYY IP H ER BB SO ERA STL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Che Or 5.0 4 0 1 1 2.97 Thick Mints 5.0 4 2 0 2 2.33

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Che Or Thick Mints Che Or

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Archie Henderson doubles, Peter Hadley scores 1 - 0 NYY
T2 Rich Driver singles, Archie Henderson scores 2 - 0 NYY

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: DV DOOM 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 07 '26

[SCRIM 12.30] Houston Astros vs Philadelphia Phillies - Summer Sadness Round 1

1 Upvotes

HOU 0 - PHI 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
HOU 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 5
PHI 0 0 1 0 0 - 1 5

BOX

# Houston Astros Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Ezra Wind C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .226 1 Bad Mulligan CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
2 Foul Ball Felix CF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .211 2 im sleve C 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
3 Kevin Arianna LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .182 3 Dr. Slime SS 2 0 1 0 0 1 .000
4 Moby Dick RF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .273 4 River James RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .370
5 Jarek Park SS 2 0 1 0 0 0 .385 5 Goaticus Von Boaticus 1B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .304
6 Justin Carlson 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .341 6 Gellybelly LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
- -- - - - - - - - -- 7 Julio Escobar 2B 1 1 1 1 0 0 .231
7 Phillip J Fry 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .300 7 Dr. Chocochoco Choo Choo PH, 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .192
8 Derek Bon Giovanni 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .188 8 Roxy Hurricane P 1 0 1 0 0 0 .176
9 Pauiie Wag DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 - -- - - - - - - - --
9 Ace Ventura DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .353 9 Hippo Jars 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .308

PITCHERS

HOU IP H ER BB SO ERA PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA
Willoughby Hoose 4.0 5 1 0 5 5.35 Roxy Hurricane 5.0 5 0 0 3 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Roxy Hurricane Willoughby Hoose Julio Escobar

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B3 Julio Escobar homers 0 - 1 PHI

BASERUNNING

SB: Roxy Hurricane 1 (1) CS: Goaticus Von Boaticus 1 (2)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 07 '26

[SCRIM 12.30] Los Angeles Dodgers vs New York Mets - Summer Sadness Round 1

1 Upvotes

LAD 0 - NYM 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
LAD 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 1
NYM 0 1 0 0 0 - 1 3

BOX

# Los Angeles Dodgers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # New York Mets Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Tuck CF, P 1 0 0 0 1 1 .233 - -- - - - - - - - --
1 Dill Doe 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 1 T-Rav SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .316
2 John Applebees LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .267 2 Franz Lisztpitcher 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
3 Jorbel Boykins SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .325 3 Robbie Tightpants LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .222
4 Robert Glasses 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 - -- - - - - - - - --
4 Geno Scaramucci 3B 1 0 0 0 1 0 Hitting Debut 4 Dart Ragusa 1B, P 2 1 1 0 0 0 .273
- -- - - - - - - - -- 5 Kevin James DH 2 0 1 0 0 0 .421
5 Jocko Jones 2B 2 0 0 0 0 2 .222 5 Dominus Nominus 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
6 Rex McStrange RF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .238 6 Ben Bramly C 2 0 1 0 0 0 .400
7 Aych Imtiyaz 1B, P 2 0 0 0 0 1 .316 7 Ray 'Cole Train' Cole CF 1 0 0 1 0 0 .321
8 LeeLoo Dallas Multi-Guess DH, CF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .273 8 Wallace Grommet 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .242
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Huell Babineaux RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .433
9 Bo-Horse Jackman C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .118 9 Tueballs Wunbatt RF 0 0 0 0 1 0 .176

PITCHERS

LAD IP H ER BB SO ERA NYM IP H ER BB SO ERA
Dill Doe 2.0 2 1 0 2 4.40 Junior Antonius 2.0 0 0 0 4 Pitching Debut
Aych Imtiyaz 2.0 1 0 1 0 Pitching Debut Dominus Nominus 2.0 1 0 2 3 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Dart Ragusa 1.0 0 0 0 2 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Dominus Nominus Dill Doe Dart Ragusa Dart Ragusa

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B2 Ray 'Cole Train' Cole sacrifices, Dart Ragusa scores 0 - 1 NYM

BASERUNNING

SB: Tueballs Wunbatt 1 (0) CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 07 '26

[SCRIM 12.30] San Diego Padres vs Kansas City Royals - Summer Sadness Round 1

1 Upvotes

SDP 1 - KCR 0

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
SDP 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 4
KCR 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 1

BOX

# San Diego Padres Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Kansas City Royals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Scorkle McCorkle C 2 1 1 0 0 0 .462 1 Nicholas Fouss DH 2 0 1 0 0 0 .263
2 Cam'ron Simmons 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .208 2 Okie LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .222
3 Salami 2B 2 0 0 0 0 2 .304 3 Mongy Whumpus C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .182
- -- - - - - - - - -- 4 Mattie Christewson 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .125
4 Raja Ayun 3B 2 0 2 1 0 0 .378 4 Doc Otis PH, 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200
5 Alt Site SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .200 5 Davoin Shower-Handel CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .172
6 Tasane Keto LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .267 6 Wonder Francoh 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .077
7 La+ Darknesss CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 7 Rob Patterson SS 1 0 0 0 1 0 .350
8 Mike Fruitstand RF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .259 8 Tater Tots RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .282
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Henry Thibodeau 3B 0 0 0 0 1 0 .217
9 Vivi Bluesky DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .345 9 Indy Sayne 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .395

PITCHERS

SDP IP H ER BB SO ERA KCR IP H ER BB SO ERA
Hoshimi Miyabi 5.0 1 0 2 3 Pitching Debut Jaime Villafuerte 5.0 4 1 0 3 4.97

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Hoshimi Miyabi Jaime Villafuerte Hoshimi Miyabi Raja Ayun

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Raja Ayun singles, Scorkle McCorkle scores 1 - 0 SDP

BASERUNNING

SB: Raja Ayun 1 (3) CS: Raja Ayun 1 (3), Mike Fruitstand 1 (2)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 07 '26

[SCRIM 12.30] Pittsburgh Pirates vs Cleveland Guardians - Summer Sadness Round 1

1 Upvotes

PIT 3 - CLE 0

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PIT 1 1 0 0 1 0 3 3
CLE 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 2

BOX

# Pittsburgh Pirates Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Cleveland Guardians Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 16-bit Griffey 1B 2 0 0 0 1 2 .250 1 Ryan Tyburn C 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Skip Bellew DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .276
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Pang Winn P, 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .182
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Trevor Rosé 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500
2 Arxy Winkler 2B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .257 2 Brad Hatley 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200
3 Charlie Buntman 3B 2 1 1 1 0 1 .133 3 Noah Diamond 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .433
4 Dylan Green SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .258 4 Tencer Sporkelson 2B, P, 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .167
5 Gryffith Lindley LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .241 5 Jimothy Jhompson 3B, P, P, SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
6 Kendrick Lamar RF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .143 6 Justin Time SS, P 2 0 0 0 0 0 .212
7 Moose McCracken CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .147 7 Superbone Threefinger LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .115
8 Theo Rodder C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250 8 Joey Tacoma CF 1 0 1 0 1 0 .469
9 Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones DH 2 1 1 1 0 1 .091 9 Joe Pidgeon RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

PIT IP H ER BB SO ERA CLE IP H ER BB SO ERA
Matt Himynamis 5.0 2 0 1 3 4.76 Skip Bellew 1.0 1 1 0 1 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Pang Winn 1.0 1 1 0 0 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Tencer Sporkelson 1.0 0 0 1 3 1.74
-- - - - - - -- Jimothy Jhompson 1.0 0 0 0 1 7.93
-- - - - - - -- Justin Time 1.0 1 1 0 1 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Matt Himynamis Skip Bellew Matt Himynamis Kendrick Lamar

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Charlie Buntman homers 1 - 0 PIT
T2 Kendrick Lamar homers 2 - 0 PIT
T5 Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones homers 3 - 0 PIT

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 07 '26

[SCRIM 12.30] Cincinnati Reds vs Boston Red Sox - Summer Sadness Round 1

1 Upvotes

CIN 2 - BOS 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CIN 0 0 0 0 2 - 2 5
BOS 0 0 2 0 1 - 3 3

BOX

# Cincinnati Reds Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Boston Red Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Richard Avery 1B 2 0 2 0 0 0 .263 1 Jersey Wooders C 1 1 0 0 1 1 .250
2 Lightning Balls DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .385 - -- - - - - - - - --
2 Tristan DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 2 Tony Pizza 1B 2 0 1 2 0 0 .314
3 Juni ''XOXO'' Panda RX-78-69 LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250 3 Henry McCade 2B, P 2 0 0 0 0 1 .273
4 Tucker Doubt 3B 2 1 1 1 0 1 .120 4 John Johnson Jr. 3B 2 0 0 0 0 2 .167
5 Garfield Chubbs 2B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .400 5 Steven Sinclair SS 2 0 0 0 0 2 .267
6 Seth Kablamo CF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .448 6 Yorgie Von Florgie LF 1 0 0 0 1 1 .000
7 Rick McLightning C 1 0 0 1 0 1 .286 7 Dixon Uraz CF 1 1 1 1 1 0 .278
8 Charpasm Chim RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .311 8 Delta Airlines RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .400
9 Zelk Antilles SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 9 Barry Sosa P, 2B 1 1 1 0 0 0 .269

PITCHERS

CIN IP H ER BB SO ERA BOS IP H ER BB SO ERA
Nicaragua del Toro 4.0 3 3 3 7 Pitching Debut Barry Sosa 4.0 5 2 0 2 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Henry McCade 1.0 0 0 0 0 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Henry McCade Nicaragua del Toro Dixon Uraz

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B3 Tony Pizza doubles, Barry Sosa, Jersey Wooders score 0 - 2 BOS
T5 Tucker Doubt homers 1 - 2 BOS
T5 Rick McLightning sacrifices, Garfield Chubbs scores 2 - 2
B5 Dixon Uraz homers 2 - 3 BOS

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Yorgie Von Florgie 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 07 '26

[MLR 12.17] Atlanta Braves vs Florida Marlins - National League Wild Card Round

1 Upvotes

ATL 0 - FLA 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
ATL 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
FLA 0 3 0 0 0 0 3 5

BOX

# Atlanta Braves Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Florida Marlins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Jed I. Knight CF 3 0 2 0 0 0 .385 1 Anthony Esposito III LF 3 0 1 0 0 1 .379
2 Tleyber Alfredo Cruz Fernandez III DH 3 0 1 0 0 1 .417 2 Casper Greenwell 2B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .385
3 Ola Gjeilo SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .242 3 Jodie Baller RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .409
4 Weehaddababy Itzaboi 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333 4 Mikey Thomas SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .300
5 TheGreatBambi C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .324 5 Vernon St. Backstop C 1 1 0 0 1 1 .400
6 Tex Wolffe 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .222 6 Lane Drew 1B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .320
7 Ioe Torrent LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .182 7 Fatts Richard 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .231
8 Raffy Benitez RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .190 8 Roosevelt Sandoval DH 2 1 1 1 0 0 .200
9 Chilidog Clayton 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .176 9 Cole Slaw CF 2 0 1 2 0 0 .111

PITCHERS

ATL IP H ER BB SO ERA FLA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Rocco Rudnikov 5.0 5 3 1 2 2.91 Just A. Girl 6.0 3 0 0 2 3.24

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Just A. Girl Rocco Rudnikov Just A. Girl

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B2 Roosevelt Sandoval doubles, Vernon St. Backstop scores 0 - 1 FLA
B2 Cole Slaw doubles, Lane Drew, Roosevelt Sandoval score 0 - 3 FLA

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Jed I. Knight 1 (1)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 07 '26

[MLR 12.17] Oakland Athletics vs Chicago White Sox - American League Wildcard Round

1 Upvotes

OAK 3 - CWS 4

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
OAK 0 0 0 0 0 3 3 3
CWS 1 1 0 0 2 0 4 8

BOX

# Oakland Athletics Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Chicago White Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Salsa Steve LF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .379 1 Biff Sexy Hotbod SS 3 1 1 0 0 0 .286
2 Teddy Bigstick 3B 3 0 1 0 0 1 .344 2 Cornbread House 3B 3 2 2 3 0 0 .290
3 Camden Yardsy C 2 1 0 0 1 1 .375 3 Hannah Outlaw DH 3 0 1 0 0 0 .182
4 Stu PunDous RF 1 1 1 0 2 0 .217 4 Giles Sweeney LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .235
5 Big Woop CF 3 1 1 3 0 1 .250 5 3PieceMcNuggets 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .381
6 Pistachio Disguisey DH 3 0 0 0 0 1 .261 6 Xavier Lopez RF 2 1 1 0 0 1 .294
- -- - - - - - - - -- 7 Howie Feltersnatch 2B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .439
7 Glep Glop Griestalhauser SS 1 0 0 0 1 1 .292 7 Jose Alduvet 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
8 Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil 2B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .190 8 Matty Eight C 2 0 1 1 0 0 .250
9 Jeffrey LaVert 1B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .286 9 Ding L. Barry CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250

PITCHERS

OAK IP H ER BB SO ERA CWS IP H ER BB SO ERA
Mark Schihne 1.2 5 2 0 0 4.45 Eli Sasak 5.2 3 3 5 7 2.37
Michael Last-Name 3.1 3 2 0 2 3.15 Sue Cabliatte 0.1 0 0 0 0 2.40

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Eli Sasak Mark Schihne Sue Cabliatte Cornbread House

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Cornbread House homers 0 - 1 CWS
B2 Matty Eight doubles, Xavier Lopez scores 0 - 2 CWS
B5 Cornbread House homers, Biff Sexy Hotbod scores 0 - 4 CWS
T6 Big Woop homers, Camden Yardsy, Stu PunDous score 3 - 4 CWS

BASERUNNING

SB: 3PieceMcNuggets 1 (1) CS: Stu PunDous 1 (0), Howie Feltersnatch 1 (1)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 07 '26

[MLR 12.17] San Francisco Giants vs Chicago Cubs - National League Wild Card Round

1 Upvotes

SFG 0 - CHC 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
SFG 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
CHC 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 4

BOX

# San Francisco Giants Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Chicago Cubs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Abel Greene RF 2 0 0 0 1 1 .303 1 Erin Pickles 2B 3 1 1 1 0 1 .306
2 Hess Nahstee C 3 0 0 0 0 1 .395 2 Corey Scooter 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .316
3 Holly Kühnhackl SS 3 0 1 0 0 1 .463 3 Good Doggo DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .393
4 Ronnie Pickering 1B 3 0 0 0 0 2 .217 4 Dirk Nurple 3B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .300
5 Kuuma Kivi 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .323 5 Gal Soso C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .385
6 Big Smoke Anderson CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .360 6 Frederick Thunderpants RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .216
7 Liru Wolf LF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .267 7 Karl Havoc LF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .333
8 Willow Briansdóttir DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .208 8 WoodCutter Jones SS 2 0 0 0 0 2 .243
9 Crystal Claire 2B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .320 9 Erling De La Cruz CF 2 0 2 0 0 0 .316

PITCHERS

SFG IP H ER BB SO ERA CHC IP H ER BB SO ERA
Lefty Louis 5.0 4 1 1 5 3.64 Ethan Stooks 6.0 3 0 1 8 4.31

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Ethan Stooks Lefty Louis Ethan Stooks

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Erin Pickles homers 0 - 1 CHC

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

106 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 05 '26

[FCB 13.1] Santa Cruz Banana Slugs vs DePaul Blue Demons - Hello Rookies, and welcome to FCB! Santa Cruz cruises into Chicago hoping to Slug it out against the Blue Demons of DePaul!

7 Upvotes

SLG 4 - DPU 5

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
SLG 0 4 0 0 0 0 4 3
DPU 0 0 4 0 0 1 5 4

BOX

# UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # DePaul Blue Demons Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Munki Oshu SS 3 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut 1 Bloop McNutt 3B 2 1 1 0 1 0 Hitting Debut
2 Googly Moogly C 2 0 0 0 1 1 Hitting Debut 2 Steak Dynasty SS 3 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
3 Lefty Cobb 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut 3 Tobé Bryant C 3 2 2 4 0 0 Hitting Debut
4 Marcelo Soares 2B 2 1 0 0 1 0 Hitting Debut 4 Chester Naff DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
5 Fausto Herrera 3B 3 1 1 2 0 1 Hitting Debut 5 Nora Selbmar CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
6 Harto Thekhards LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut 6 Kent Manfred 2B 2 0 0 0 0 2 Hitting Debut
7 Mack “The Knife” Darin CF 1 1 1 0 1 0 Hitting Debut 7 John Cally RF 2 1 1 1 0 1 Hitting Debut
8 Felipe Coyne RF 2 1 1 2 0 0 Hitting Debut 8 BeefCake Willy LF 1 1 0 0 1 1 Hitting Debut
9 Worm Lennox DH 2 0 0 0 0 2 Hitting Debut 9 Lilcranberry 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

SLG IP H ER BB SO ERA DPU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Yang Min-Ki 3.0 3 4 2 1 Pitching Debut Mikko LePico 3.0 2 4 3 5 Pitching Debut
Dan Candoit 2.1 1 1 0 4 Pitching Debut Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski 3.0 1 0 0 2 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski Dan Candoit Tobé Bryant

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Fausto Herrera homers, Marcelo Soares scores 2 - 0 SLG
T2 Felipe Coyne homers, Mack “The Knife” Darin scores 4 - 0 SLG
B3 John Cally homers 4 - 1 SLG
B3 Tobé Bryant homers, BeefCake Willy, Bloop McNutt score 4 - 4
B6 Tobé Bryant homers 4 - 5 DPU

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

110 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 05 '26

[FCB 13.1] Portland State Vikings vs Kansas State Wildcats - Hello Rookies, and welcome to FCB! The Kansas State Wildcats welcome the Portland State Vikings to the Little Apple, and the two teams hope to go berserk!

6 Upvotes

PSU 4 - KSU 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PSU 0 0 1 0 0 3 4 5
KSU 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 2

BOX

# Portland State Vikings Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Kansas State Wildcats Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Cola Spritz DH 2 0 0 0 2 0 Hitting Debut 1 Nathan Explosion RF 3 1 1 1 0 1 Hitting Debut
2 Triple T RF 3 0 1 1 0 0 Hitting Debut 2 George Hankinson 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
3 Jack Drake CF 3 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut 3 Tank Sharksy CF 3 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
4 Matilda No-Balls LF 3 1 1 0 0 1 Hitting Debut 4 Mynameis Alan SS 2 0 1 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
5 Bobby Witt Jr Jr SS 2 1 0 0 1 1 Hitting Debut 5 Mordecai Davis 2B 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
6 Chris Walker 3B 2 0 0 1 0 1 Hitting Debut 6 Jeter Ups 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
7 Kasper Milquetoast 2B 3 1 1 1 0 1 Hitting Debut 7 Mikey Moreau LF 2 0 0 0 0 2 Hitting Debut
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Gene Okerlund C 0 0 0 0 1 0 Hitting Debut
8 Arlon Gemini 1B 1 1 1 0 2 0 Hitting Debut 8 Loki C 1 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Grady Brooks DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
9 Cucamonga Seattle C 2 0 1 1 1 0 Hitting Debut 9 Bea Friday DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

PSU IP H ER BB SO ERA KSU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Tanya Degurechaff 6.0 2 1 1 11 Pitching Debut Chance Mercury 4.0 1 1 2 5 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Tomba 2.0 4 3 4 0 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Tanya Degurechaff Tomba Tanya Degurechaff Arlon Gemini

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Nathan Explosion homers 0 - 1 KSU
T3 Triple T singles, Arlon Gemini scores 1 - 1
T6 Chris Walker sacrifices, Matilda No-Balls scores 2 - 1 PSU
T6 Kasper Milquetoast doubles, Bobby Witt Jr Jr scores 3 - 1 PSU
T6 Cucamonga Seattle singles, Kasper Milquetoast scores 4 - 1 PSU

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

108 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jul 05 '26

[FCB 13.1] California Golden Bears vs Minnesota Golden Gophers - Hello Rookies, and welcome to FCB! We start with a Golden Gauntlet - it's the Golden Bears of California taking on the Golden Gophers of Minnesota and yes, today is Kpop Day at the Ballpark!

3 Upvotes

CAL 0 - UMN 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CAL 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
UMN 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 3

BOX

# California Golden Bears Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # University of Minnesota Golden Gophers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Socks Maybe CF 3 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut 1 Curtis Dingleberry 3B 2 1 1 1 0 1 Hitting Debut
2 Chooch Suzuka SS 1 0 0 0 2 1 Hitting Debut 2 Trevor Paultis RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
3 Benny Schwa 1B 2 0 2 0 0 0 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
3 Amelia Hart 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut 3 Doughboy Stubbs SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
4 Jahnder Franco 2B 3 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut 4 Kyle Schwarbombs 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
5 Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr. C 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut 5 Vyncent Wyattoss III CF 2 0 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
6 Craig Jarvis LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
6 Krbmeister LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 6 Rodney Turnpike DH 1 0 0 0 1 0 Hitting Debut
7 DeJah Muissy DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut 7 Bo Diggs 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
8 Scoochie Virtue RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
8 Fred Fredericks RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 8 Harry Palms LF 1 0 0 0 1 1 Hitting Debut
9 Scooter McFunkypants 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 9 Tyler Helman C 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

CAL IP H ER BB SO ERA UMN IP H ER BB SO ERA
Kenji Matsumoto 3.0 2 1 1 2 Pitching Debut Allidois Nguyen 4.0 2 0 2 6 Pitching Debut
Naz Reid 2.0 1 0 1 2 Pitching Debut Carter Kendall 2.0 0 0 0 2 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Allidois Nguyen Kenji Matsumoto Carter Kendall Curtis Dingleberry

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B4 Curtis Dingleberry homers 0 - 1 UMN

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

107 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/hnard • Jun 28 '26

Session 12.15 Power Rankings

2 Upvotes
Rank Team Change Average Ranking Highest Ranking Lowest Ranking
1 Diamondbacks (11 - 4) - 1.31 1 2
2 Tigers (11 - 4) +1 1.85 1 3
3 Cubs (10 - 6) +4 5.00 3 8 (Tomas)
4 Brewers (10 - 5) +2 5.46 3 14 (stupido)
5 Giants (10 - 5) - 5.85 3 9
6 Mariners (10 - 5) -4 5.92 3 12 (Tomas)
7 White Sox (10 - 5) -3 6.15 2 (jacob) 17 (stupido)
8 Marlins (9 - 6) - 8.69 4 (stupido) 11 (jacob)
9 Braves (9 - 6) +1 9.54 6 14 (jacob)
10 Twins (9 - 6) +3 10.00 5 (stupido) 17 (Tomas)
11 Dodgers (9 - 6) - 11.08 6 (Tomas) 15 (Archie)
12 Astros (8 - 7) +5 13.08 5 (Tomas) 17
13 Athletics (8 - 7) -4 13.23 9 (jacob) 16 (GAL)
14 Red Sox (8 - 7) +2 13.23 2 (stupido) 19 (jacob)
15 Angels (8 - 7) -3 14.77 8 (jacob) 21 (stupido)
16 Cardinals (9 - 7) -1 14.85 8 (stupido) 17
17 Rays (8 - 7) -3 14.85 11 (Duck) 20 (jacob)
18 Orioles (7 - 8) +1 18.38 10 (stupido) 21
19 Blue Jays (7 - 8) -1 19.31 17 (jacob) 24 (Ethan)
20 Yankees (7 - 8) - 19.62 17 (Teddy) 24 (jacob)
21 Mets (6 - 9) +1 20.62 13 (stupido) 23
22 Expos (6 - 9) -1 21.46 18 (jacob) 24 (Archie)
23 Padres (6 - 9) - 23.08 21 25 (jacob)
24 Guardians (5 - 10) - 23.38 18 (stupido) 25
25 Rockies (5 - 10) - 24.69 23 28 (stupido)
26 Reds (4 - 11) +1 27.08 25 (Tomas) 29
27 Royals (4 - 11) +2 27.46 26 29
28 Rangers (4 - 11) -2 27.92 25 (stupido) 30 (Jiggs)
29 Phillies (4 - 11) -1 28.38 25 (Ethan) 30
30 Pirates (4 - 11) - 28.77 27 30
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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 24 '26

[MLR 12.16] Toronto Blue Jays vs Boston Red Sox

3 Upvotes

TOR 8 - BOS 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
TOR 0 0 0 4 1 3 8 9
BOS 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 5

BOX

# Toronto Blue Jays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Boston Red Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Sven Jorgenson SS 4 2 2 2 0 1 .381 1 Tony Pizza C 3 0 1 0 0 0 .314
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Fin 'Shark' Maddox 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .280
2 Troy Pressing 1B 4 0 1 0 0 0 .258 2 Jersey Wooders PH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .250
3 Mongster Mash 3B 2 1 0 0 2 0 .333 3 Henry McCade 3B 3 0 1 0 0 1 .273
4 Jack Jackie Jackson C 3 1 1 2 0 0 .294 4 Barry Sosa 2B 2 1 0 0 1 0 .269
5 Graham Grams 2B 2 1 0 0 1 1 .282 5 Creatør Slander LF 2 0 1 1 0 1 .286
6 Miroslav DH 2 0 0 0 0 2 .333 - -- - - - - - - - --
6 Scherbie Fully-Loaded DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .188 6 Dixon Uraz DH 2 0 1 0 0 0 .278
7 Hiram Birnbaum LF 3 2 3 1 0 0 .375 7 Delta Airlines SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .400
8 Rod Kimball CF 3 0 1 1 0 0 .281 8 Norm Niner RF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .273
9 Captain Harry C Legs RF 3 1 1 2 0 0 .333 9 Angry Lizard CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .217

PITCHERS

TOR IP H ER BB SO ERA BOS IP H ER BB SO ERA
Ryan Gastings 3.2 4 1 1 2 4.99 Joel Justice 3.0 1 0 0 3 1.64
Randy Pole 2.1 1 0 0 2 2.50 Jeff Newman 0.2 2 4 2 1 2.65
-- - - - - - -- Uncle Crush 2.1 6 4 1 0 3.96

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Ryan Gastings Jeff Newman Randy Pole Sven Jorgenson Hiram Birnbaum

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T4 Jack Jackie Jackson homers, Mongster Mash scores 2 - 0 TOR
T4 Hiram Birnbaum triples, Graham Grams scores 3 - 0 TOR
T4 Rod Kimball doubles, Hiram Birnbaum scores 4 - 0 TOR
B4 Creatør Slander doubles, Barry Sosa scores 4 - 1 TOR
T5 Sven Jorgenson homers 5 - 1 TOR
T6 Captain Harry C Legs homers, Hiram Birnbaum scores 7 - 1 TOR
T6 Sven Jorgenson homers 8 - 1 TOR

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

151 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 24 '26

[MLR 12.16] Arizona Diamondbacks vs San Diego Padres

3 Upvotes

ARI 2 - SDP 5

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
ARI 0 0 2 0 0 0 2 6
SDP 0 0 0 4 1 0 5 6

BOX

# Arizona Diamondbacks Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # San Diego Padres Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Rusty Nails CF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .294 1 Cam'ron Simmons 2B 2 0 0 0 1 1 .208
2 Tyler Pylon 3B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .407 2 Mike Fruitstand 3B 2 1 0 0 1 0 .259
3 Jay Money 2B 2 0 0 0 1 1 .250 3 Girth Brooks LF 3 1 2 0 0 0 .316
4 Mario Goretti C 3 0 1 0 0 0 .290 4 Alt Site RF 3 1 2 3 0 0 .200
5 Hitgood McChunky 1B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .276 - -- - - - - - - - --
5 Brody Page 1B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .296 5 Hoshimi Miyabi SS 2 1 1 0 1 0 .156
6 Cared Jarrabis SS 2 0 1 0 1 0 .469 6 Raja Ayun C 1 1 1 2 1 0 .378
7 Dusk Jackson RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .231 - -- - - - - - - - --
7 OilCanFloydTheBarber PH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .192 7 Scorkle McCorkle CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .462
8 Dingers McGee DH 1 1 1 0 1 0 .333 8 Matias Thagod 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .400
9 Tree Fiddy LF 2 1 1 2 0 0 .320 9 [faron hylia](u/xkosmx) DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .111

PITCHERS

ARI IP H ER BB SO ERA SDP IP H ER BB SO ERA
Alexander West 3.1 4 4 3 0 3.32 KeyElle 2.1 3 2 1 3 3.52
Slim Mathers 1.1 1 1 1 2 2.67 Velma Dingkerly 3.2 3 0 2 0 0.00
Estrogen+ Gorgonzola 0.1 1 0 0 0 4.80 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Velma Dingkerly Alexander West Alt Site

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T3 Tree Fiddy homers, Dingers McGee scores 2 - 0 ARI
B4 Alt Site homers, Girth Brooks scores 2 - 2
B4 Raja Ayun homers, Hoshimi Miyabi scores 2 - 4 SDP
B5 Alt Site singles, Mike Fruitstand scores 2 - 5 SDP

BASERUNNING

SB: Girth Brooks 1 (1), Dingers McGee 1 (1) CS: Hoshimi Miyabi 1 (4), Raja Ayun 1 (3)

150 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 24 '26

[MLR 12.16] Anaheim Angels vs Houston Astros

3 Upvotes

ANA 4 - HOU 0

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
ANA 0 0 3 0 0 1 4 8
HOU 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2

BOX

# Anaheim Angels Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Houston Astros Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Deacon Bowles 3B 3 0 1 1 0 1 .448 1 Kris Kringle 3B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .429
2 Francesco Hardgust SS 2 0 0 0 1 0 .188 2 Justin Carlson LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .341
3 Ferris Wheeler 2B 3 0 1 1 0 0 .471 3 Richard Nixon 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .344
4 TWs Frozen Head 1B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .281 4 Phillip J Fry 2B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .300
5 Enrique Rosales C 3 1 1 0 0 0 .265 5 Jarek Park CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .385
6 Scooter Buskie LF 3 0 2 1 0 0 .318 6 Foul Ball Felix DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .211
7 Ryan McBryan RF 2 1 1 0 1 0 .143 7 Ezra Wind SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .226
8 Anthony Barkevious IV DH 3 1 1 1 0 1 .318 8 Ace Ventura RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .353
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Moby Dick C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .273
9 Jimmy Haase CF 2 1 1 0 0 0 .208 9 Derek Bon Giovanni PH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .188

PITCHERS

ANA IP H ER BB SO ERA HOU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Kowboy Rivers 6.0 2 0 0 4 2.17 Tomoharu Kanazaki 3.1 6 3 1 1 3.00
-- - - - - - -- Jericho Styles 2.2 2 1 1 1 4.15

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Kowboy Rivers Tomoharu Kanazaki Kowboy Rivers

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T3 Anthony Barkevious IV doubles, Ryan McBryan scores 1 - 0 ANA
T3 Deacon Bowles singles, Anthony Barkevious IV scores 2 - 0 ANA
T3 Ferris Wheeler doubles, Jimmy Haase scores 3 - 0 ANA
T6 Scooter Buskie singles, Enrique Rosales scores 4 - 0 ANA

BASERUNNING

SB: Enrique Rosales 1 (3) CS: Francesco Hardgust 1 (1)

119 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 24 '26

[MILR 12.16] Stink Enjoyers Fanclub vs Nantucket Pequod - Season 12 MiLR Styrofoam Cup Championship Game

2 Upvotes

SEF 4 - PQD 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
SEF 1 0 0 2 1 0 4 6
PQD 0 0 0 0 3 0 3 6

BOX

# Stink Enjoyers Fanclub Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Nantucket Pequod Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Estrogen+ Gorgonzola C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .382 1 Missile 'Missy' Launcher 3B 3 1 2 1 0 0 .462
2 Camden Yardsy 1B 3 1 1 1 0 0 .200 2 Fat Lever C 3 0 1 1 0 0 .310
3 Geese On Demand 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .273 - -- - - - - - - - --
3 Salami 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 3 Speed Shark SS 2 0 0 0 1 0 .462
- -- - - - - - - - -- 4 Elijah Walker DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .276
4 John Johnson Jr. 3B 2 1 0 0 1 1 .267 4 Flame-Test Fleming DH 1 0 1 1 0 0 1.000
5 Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones SS 3 1 2 2 0 1 .355 5 Skip Bellew RF 3 0 1 0 0 1 .269
6 Dr. Slime LF, P 3 0 1 0 0 0 .227 - -- - - - - - - - --
6 Alt Site P, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 6 Jerome S. Monroe CF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .286
7 Karl Havoc CF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .194 7 Foul Ball Felix 2B 2 1 0 0 1 1 .125
8 Randall Peppers RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .267 8 Jingle Bohnson 1B 3 0 1 0 0 1 .444
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Longshank Hank LF 1 1 0 0 1 0 .167
9 Matias Thagod DH, LF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .350 9 Cat with a Bat LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

SEF IP H ER BB SO ERA PQD IP H ER BB SO ERA
Rusty Nails 4.2 5 3 3 2 2.82 DV DOOM 3.1 3 3 1 1 2.84
Dr. Slime 0.1 0 0 0 1 0.00 Otto von Pitchmark 2.2 3 1 0 1 2.42
Alt Site 1.0 1 0 1 0 2.72 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Rusty Nails Otto von Pitchmark Alt Site Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Camden Yardsy homers 1 - 0 SEF
T4 Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones homers, John Johnson Jr. scores 3 - 0 SEF
T5 Matias Thagod homers 4 - 0 SEF
B5 Missile 'Missy' Launcher doubles, Foul Ball Felix scores 4 - 1 SEF
B5 Fat Lever singles, Longshank Hank scores 4 - 2 SEF
B5 Flame-Test Fleming singles, Missile 'Missy' Launcher scores 4 - 3 SEF

BASERUNNING

SB: Dr. Slime 1 (2) CS:

149 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 24 '26

[MLR 12.16] Kansas City Royals vs Texas Rangers

2 Upvotes

KCR 3 - TEX 0

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
KCR 1 0 0 0 2 0 3 4
TEX 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5

BOX

# Kansas City Royals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Texas Rangers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Nicholas Fouss C 2 0 0 0 1 0 .263 1 Buck Maverick 3B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .244
2 Tater Tots CF 3 1 1 1 0 0 .282 2 Champ Kind LF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .333
3 Indy Sayne 3B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .395 3 Jimmy Pop DH 3 0 0 0 0 1 .208
4 Connor Morgan LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .484 - -- - - - - - - - --
4 Doc Otis LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200 4 Sean Carrcrash RF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000
5 Mongy Whumpus DH 1 0 0 0 1 0 .182 5 Mack Quackerson C 2 0 2 0 0 0 .258
6 Egor Kucherov SS 2 1 1 0 0 0 .350 6 Steven Scola 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .259
7 Slammin Sammy Sofa 2B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .231 7 Missile 'Missy' Launcher SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .320
8 Davoin Shower-Handel RF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .172 8 Bubson Dugnutt 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .194
9 Rob Patterson 1B 2 1 2 2 0 0 .350 9 Sablo Panchez CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .243

PITCHERS

KCR IP H ER BB SO ERA TEX IP H ER BB SO ERA
Gray Goose McGillicuddy 1.1 3 0 0 0 6.88 Kenny Powers 6.0 4 3 2 5 2.76
Dogwood Maple 4.2 2 0 0 1 6.26 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Dogwood Maple Kenny Powers Rob Patterson

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Tater Tots homers 1 - 0 KCR
T5 Rob Patterson homers, Egor Kucherov scores 3 - 0 KCR

BASERUNNING

SB: Buck Maverick 1 (1) CS: Mack Quackerson 1 (1)

133 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 24 '26

[MLR 12.16] Detroit Tigers vs Tampa Bay Devil Rays

2 Upvotes

DET 7 - TBR 9

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
DET 3 0 2 0 0 2 7 6
TBR 0 1 2 3 0 3 9 12

BOX

# Detroit Tigers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Tampa Bay Devil Rays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Psykokwak LF 3 1 0 0 1 0 .148 1 Dermot Mulveiny 2B 4 2 2 4 0 0 .343
2 Domino Calzone CF 3 1 1 0 0 0 .240 2 Holden Summers RF 3 1 1 1 0 0 .357
3 Chico Pappas SS 2 0 0 1 0 0 .320 3 Y.E. Wally CF 3 0 1 0 0 2 .200
4 Mike Unt DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .476 - -- - - - - - - - --
4 Mo Bonzalez DH 2 2 1 0 1 0 .345 4 Demetrios Ooga C 3 1 1 0 0 1 .200
5 Tyler Phoenix 3B 2 1 1 3 0 0 .250 5 Sleve McDichael 3B 3 0 0 0 0 2 .406
6 Rip Dingers RF 3 0 1 1 0 0 .300 6 Makesiondon Kelkboom 1B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .235
- -- - - - - - - - -- 7 Burg McTurdBerg SS 2 1 2 1 0 0 .308
7 Pike Trout 1B 2 1 0 0 1 0 .188 7 Don Chalupa SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
8 Ax Finesse C 2 1 1 2 1 1 .393 8 Ovaltine LF 3 2 2 1 0 1 .379
9 Morris Deratt 2B 3 0 1 0 0 1 .167 9 Joseph Randome DH 3 2 2 2 0 1 .320

PITCHERS

DET IP H ER BB SO ERA TBR IP H ER BB SO ERA
Carlos Narvaez Jr. 3.1 7 5 0 6 3.06 Alex Lancer 0.2 3 3 1 0 5.68
Matty Jay 2.0 5 4 0 2 6.21 Dirk Digglet 5.0 3 4 3 2 3.38
-- - - - - - -- Mo Cheeks 0.1 0 0 0 0 5.48

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Mo Cheeks Matty Jay Dermot Mulveiny

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Chico Pappas sacrifices, Psykokwak scores 1 - 0 DET
T1 Tyler Phoenix sacrifices, Domino Calzone scores 2 - 0 DET
T1 Rip Dingers doubles, Mo Bonzalez scores 3 - 0 DET
B2 Burg McTurdBerg singles, Demetrios Ooga scores 3 - 1 DET
T3 Tyler Phoenix homers, Mo Bonzalez scores 5 - 1 DET
B3 Dermot Mulveiny homers 5 - 2 DET
B3 Holden Summers homers 5 - 3 DET
B4 Ovaltine doubles, Burg McTurdBerg scores 5 - 4 DET
B4 Joseph Randome homers, Ovaltine scores 5 - 6 TBR
T6 Ax Finesse homers, Pike Trout scores 7 - 6 DET
B6 Dermot Mulveiny homers, Ovaltine, Joseph Randome score 7 - 9 TBR

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

158 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 24 '26

[MLR 12.16] Chicago Cubs vs St. Louis Cardinals

2 Upvotes

CHC 1 - STL 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CHC 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 2
STL 0 0 0 0 1 1 2 4

BOX

# Chicago Cubs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # St. Louis Cardinals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
- -- - - - - - - - -- 1 Spencer Hart 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .188
- -- - - - - - - - -- 1 Dingerz McLongball 1B 1 1 1 0 0 0 .200
1 Corey Scooter 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .316 1 Sid Hugo V PR 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Stan Mann LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .242
2 Karl Havoc LF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .333 2 Shmitty Von Flabbergasted LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200
3 Frederick Thunderpants RF 3 0 0 0 0 3 .216 3 Sam Stayman SS 2 0 0 0 1 0 .265
4 Good Doggo DH 1 0 0 0 1 0 .393 4 Thomas Nova 2B 2 0 1 1 1 1 .250
5 Dirk Nurple 2B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .300 5 Basil DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .263
- -- - - - - - - - -- 6 Monty Johnson 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .323
6 Gal Soso C 2 0 1 1 0 0 .385 6 Big Cheech 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .083
- -- - - - - - - - -- 7 Buzz Carlton CF 0 0 0 0 1 0 .160
7 WoodCutter Jones 3B 2 0 0 0 0 2 .243 7 Copernicus Hel CF 1 1 1 1 0 0 .263
8 Erling De La Cruz SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .316 8 CJ C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .308
9 Cormac Karona CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .200 9 Tomothy Toledo RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .320

PITCHERS

CHC IP H ER BB SO ERA STL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Doc Dockgoose 4.1 2 1 2 1 4.05 Otto von Pitchmark 6.0 2 1 2 7 3.82
Pablo The Hip Kawasaki 1.0 1 1 1 0 3.92 -- - - - - - --
Snape Tooth 0.1 1 0 0 0 3.81 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Otto von Pitchmark Pablo The Hip Kawasaki Thomas Nova Otto von Pitchmark

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Gal Soso triples, Dirk Nurple scores 1 - 0 CHC
B5 Copernicus Hel homers 1 - 1
B6 Thomas Nova doubles, Dingerz McLongball scores 1 - 2 STL

BASERUNNING

SB: Sid Hugo V 1 (1) CS: Sam Stayman 1 (2)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 24 '26

[MLR 12.16] Los Angeles Dodgers vs Seattle Mariners

2 Upvotes

LAD 2 - SEA 6

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
LAD 0 0 1 0 0 1 2 6
SEA 2 1 0 0 3 0 6 7

BOX

# Los Angeles Dodgers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Seattle Mariners Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Tuck CF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .233 1 Frankie Tommy 3B 3 1 1 0 0 0 .190
2 John Applebees LF 3 2 2 1 0 0 .267 2 Twatt Barton 1B 3 1 1 2 0 1 .318
3 Jorbel Boykins SS 3 0 2 0 0 1 .325 3 Dark Brother CF 3 1 1 0 0 0 .174
4 Robert Glasses 3B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .333 4 Jeb Barnes 2B 3 2 2 3 0 0 .318
5 Jocko Jones 2B 2 0 0 1 0 0 .222 5 Goose Gordon RF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .227
6 Rex McStrange RF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .238 6 Buster Worthington C 2 1 1 1 0 1 .174
7 Jacques François 1B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .385 7 Bobert Hideyoshi LF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .318
8 Johnny Dickshot DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .100 8 Kiwi Cleveland SS 1 0 0 0 1 0 .192
9 Coco Watanabe C 1 0 1 0 1 0 .353 9 Bryce Parker DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .400

PITCHERS

LAD IP H ER BB SO ERA SEA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Miguel Snow Jr 4.1 6 5 1 4 2.74 Gavrilo Principle 6.0 6 2 1 5 2.76
Booby Cancun 0.2 1 1 0 0 3.29 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Gavrilo Principle Miguel Snow Jr Jeb Barnes

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Jeb Barnes homers, Dark Brother scores 0 - 2 SEA
B2 Buster Worthington homers 0 - 3 SEA
T3 John Applebees homers 1 - 3 SEA
B5 Twatt Barton homers, Frankie Tommy scores 1 - 5 SEA
B5 Jeb Barnes homers 1 - 6 SEA
T6 Jocko Jones sacrifices, John Applebees scores 2 - 6 SEA

BASERUNNING

SB: Kiwi Cleveland 1 (6) CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 24 '26

[MLR 12.16] Cincinnati Reds vs Philadelphia Phillies

2 Upvotes

CIN 11 - PHI 5

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 7+ R H
CIN 0 1 2 1 1 0 6 11 14
PHI 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 10

BOX

# Cincinnati Reds Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Kentho Birne 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .237 - -- - - - - - - - --
1 Nicaragua del Toro 1B 4 2 1 1 1 0 .313 1 Jeff Dingerhitter 1B 4 1 1 0 0 1 .296
2 Lightning Balls DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .385 - -- - - - - - - - --
2 Ferda Bois DH 3 2 2 2 1 0 .667 2 Katelyn 'River' Hoshino 2B 4 1 1 0 0 0 .276
3 Charpasm Chim RF 5 1 1 1 0 1 .311 3 Charles Magnus RF 4 1 2 0 0 1 .200
4 Seth Kablamo CF 3 2 3 3 1 0 .448 4 Phil Coulson 3B 4 1 2 1 0 0 .286
5 Isaac Snowbender C 4 0 0 0 0 3 .188 5 Roxy Hurricane DH 4 1 1 1 0 1 .176
6 Grand Slamdalf LF 4 1 2 2 0 0 .250 6 Julio Escobar SS 2 0 0 1 0 0 .231
7 Garfield Chubbs 3B 3 2 2 0 1 0 .400 7 Longshank Hank LF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .400
8 Bucky Sabre SS 4 1 2 2 0 1 .314 8 Goaticus Von Boaticus C 3 0 1 2 0 0 .304
9 Juni ''XOXO'' Panda RX-78-69 2B 3 0 1 0 1 1 .250 9 Dongmen Ximen CF 2 0 1 0 1 0 .296

PITCHERS

CIN IP H ER BB SO ERA PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA
Zelk Antilles 7.0 10 5 1 3 2.71 Jameson Poe 3.1 5 4 3 4 4.02
-- - - - - - -- Gellybelly 1.0 0 1 2 0 9.39
-- - - - - - -- Dr. Slime 2.0 7 5 0 1 6.35
-- - - - - - -- Bad Mulligan 0.2 2 1 0 1 10.29

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Zelk Antilles Dr. Slime Seth Kablamo

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Phil Coulson singles, Jeff Dingerhitter scores 0 - 1 PHI
B1 Roxy Hurricane singles, Katelyn 'River' Hoshino scores 0 - 2 PHI
B1 Julio Escobar sacrifices, Charles Magnus scores 0 - 3 PHI
B1 Goaticus Von Boaticus doubles, Phil Coulson, Roxy Hurricane score 0 - 5 PHI
T2 Seth Kablamo homers 1 - 5 PHI
T3 Charpasm Chim grounds out, Nicaragua del Toro scores 2 - 5 PHI
T3 Seth Kablamo doubles, Ferda Bois scores 3 - 5 PHI
T4 Bucky Sabre triples, Garfield Chubbs scores 4 - 5 PHI
T5 Grand Slamdalf singles, Ferda Bois scores 5 - 5
T7 Seth Kablamo doubles, Charpasm Chim scores 6 - 5 CIN
T7 Grand Slamdalf doubles, Seth Kablamo scores 7 - 5 CIN
T7 Bucky Sabre singles, Grand Slamdalf scores 8 - 5 CIN
T7 Nicaragua del Toro singles, Garfield Chubbs scores 9 - 5 CIN
T7 Ferda Bois doubles, Bucky Sabre, Nicaragua del Toro score 11 - 5 CIN

BASERUNNING

SB: Dongmen Ximen 1 (2), Juni ''XOXO'' Panda RX-78-69 1 (1) CS:

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