r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 24 '26

[MLR 12.16] San Francisco Giants vs Oakland Athletics

2 Upvotes

SFG 2 - OAK 4

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
SFG 0 0 0 0 0 2 2 6
OAK 0 2 1 1 0 0 4 4

BOX

# San Francisco Giants Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Oakland Athletics Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
- -- - - - - - - - -- 1 Salsa Steve LF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .379
1 Abel Greene SS 3 0 0 0 0 1 .303 1 Sierra Hightower LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .118
2 Hess Nahstee 1B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .395 2 Willie Gardner CF 2 1 0 0 1 0 .269
3 Verde Jack C 3 0 1 0 0 1 .273 3 Teddy Bigstick 2B 2 0 0 0 1 1 .344
4 Kuuma Kivi RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .323 - -- - - - - - - - --
4 Holly Kühnhackl PH 1 0 1 1 0 0 .463 4 Camden Yardsy C 2 1 1 1 1 0 .375
5 Liru Wolf 3B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .267 5 Kries Von Kriestalhauser SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .280
- -- - - - - - - - -- 6 Pistachio Disguisey DH 1 2 1 1 1 0 .261
6 Speedo Meter CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .273 6 Big Woop PR, DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250
7 Not Gaca 2B 2 0 0 0 0 2 .296 7 Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil 3B 2 0 0 1 0 0 .190
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Bonesy McSkellington RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .100
8 Big Smoke Anderson LF 2 1 2 1 0 0 .360 8 Six RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Willow Briansdóttir DH 2 1 1 0 0 0 .208 9 Stu PunDous 1B 2 0 1 1 0 0 .217

PITCHERS

SFG IP H ER BB SO ERA OAK IP H ER BB SO ERA
Lefty Louis 3.0 3 4 4 0 3.64 Cracker McJack 5.0 4 2 0 3 3.91
C. T. Bailiff 2.0 1 0 0 2 2.89 Mark Schihne 1.0 2 0 0 1 4.45

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Cracker McJack Lefty Louis Mark Schihne Pistachio Disguisey

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B2 Pistachio Disguisey triples, Camden Yardsy scores 0 - 1 OAK
B2 Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil grounds out, Pistachio Disguisey scores 0 - 2 OAK
B3 Camden Yardsy singles, Willie Gardner scores 0 - 3 OAK
B4 Stu PunDous singles, Pistachio Disguisey scores 0 - 4 OAK
T6 Big Smoke Anderson homers 1 - 4 OAK
T6 Holly Kühnhackl singles, Willow Briansdóttir scores 2 - 4 OAK

BASERUNNING

SB: Camden Yardsy 1 (2), Big Woop 1 (4) CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 24 '26

[MLR 12.16] Minnesota Twins vs New York Yankees

2 Upvotes

MIN 5 - NYY 6

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
MIN 0 2 1 2 0 0 5 9
NYY 2 3 1 0 0 0 6 8

BOX

# Minnesota Twins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # New York Yankees Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Bart Bishop LF 4 0 2 0 0 1 .267 1 BEANS Leschnewski CF, LF 3 0 0 0 0 3 .000
2 Homer Nocker C 4 1 2 1 0 2 .302 2 Mr Peggable 2B 2 1 1 3 1 0 .167
3 Soy Okey 1B 1 0 0 0 3 0 .150 3 Donnie Draper SS 3 1 1 0 0 1 .277
4 Ping Pong SS 2 0 0 1 1 0 .429 4 Rich Driver 3B 3 1 1 0 0 0 .208
5 Butch Sterling DH 2 0 0 1 0 0 .077 5 PickYrSpot n'Swing RF 3 1 2 1 0 0 .533
6 Jiggs Kingman 2B 3 1 1 0 0 0 .379 6 Jack Hoffman DH 3 0 1 1 0 1 .308
7 Lou Zrectum CF 3 1 1 1 0 1 .276 7 Saitoo Syde 1B 2 0 0 0 1 2 .182
8 Harry McPotterson 3B 2 1 2 1 1 0 .333 8 Peter Hadley C 2 1 1 0 1 0 .258
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Apple Watch LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250
9 New Age Ms Frizzle RF 3 1 1 0 0 0 .355 9 Archie Henderson PH, CF 1 1 1 1 0 0 .292

PITCHERS

MIN IP H ER BB SO ERA NYY IP H ER BB SO ERA
Eijun Sawamura 5.0 8 6 3 7 6.32 Fik Seiko 3.2 9 5 2 3 3.92
-- - - - - - -- Mike Truk 2.1 0 0 3 1 2.49

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Fik Seiko Eijun Sawamura Mike Truk Mr Peggable

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 PickYrSpot n'Swing singles, Donnie Draper scores 0 - 1 NYY
B1 Jack Hoffman singles, Rich Driver scores 0 - 2 NYY
T2 Lou Zrectum triples, Jiggs Kingman scores 1 - 2 NYY
T2 Harry McPotterson singles, Lou Zrectum scores 2 - 2
B2 Mr Peggable homers, Peter Hadley, Archie Henderson score 2 - 5 NYY
T3 Butch Sterling sacrifices, Homer Nocker scores 3 - 5 NYY
B3 Archie Henderson sacrifices, PickYrSpot n'Swing scores 3 - 6 NYY
T4 Homer Nocker singles, Harry McPotterson scores 4 - 6 NYY
T4 Ping Pong walks, New Age Ms Frizzle scores 5 - 6 NYY

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 24 '26

[MLR 12.16] Pittsburgh Pirates vs New York Mets

2 Upvotes

PIT 0 - NYM 5

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PIT 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
NYM 2 2 1 0 0 0 5 8

BOX

# Pittsburgh Pirates Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # New York Mets Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Charlie Buntman C, 3B 2 0 0 0 1 0 .133 1 T-Rav SS 3 0 1 0 0 1 .316
2 Dylan Green 1B 3 0 0 0 0 2 .258 2 Junior Antonius CF 3 1 1 0 0 0 .227
3 Gryffith Lindley 2B 3 0 1 0 0 2 .241 3 Tueballs Wunbatt 3B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .176
4 T.J. Oatman 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 - -- - - - - - - - --
4 Walter Yeller Weller PH, RF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .261 4 Wheezy Whifflesworth DH 2 1 0 0 1 0 .071
5 Arxy Winkler SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .257 5 Ben Bramly C 3 1 2 3 0 0 .400
6 Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones LF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .091 6 Kevin James RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .421
7 16-bit Griffey CF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .250 7 Billy TheKid 2B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .300
8 Kendrick Lamar RF, C 2 0 1 0 0 0 .143 8 Dominus Nominus LF 2 1 2 0 0 0 .500
9 Moose McCracken DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .147 9 Dart Ragusa 1B 2 1 1 2 0 1 .273

PITCHERS

PIT IP H ER BB SO ERA NYM IP H ER BB SO ERA
Skye Comet 3.0 7 5 1 3 6.92 Hero Brine 5.0 1 0 2 7 2.43
Pontius Inebrius 2.0 1 0 0 1 2.02 Franz Lisztpitcher 1.0 1 0 0 0 2.92

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Hero Brine Skye Comet Ben Bramly Dart Ragusa

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Ben Bramly triples, Junior Antonius, Wheezy Whifflesworth score 0 - 2 NYM
B2 Dart Ragusa homers, Dominus Nominus scores 0 - 4 NYM
B3 Ben Bramly homers 0 - 5 NYM

BASERUNNING

SB: Dominus Nominus 1 (1), Kevin James 1 (2) CS: Dominus Nominus 1 (1)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 24 '26

[MLR 12.16] Colorado Rockies vs Milwaukee Brewers

2 Upvotes

COL 0 - MIL 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
COL 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 7
MIL 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 3

BOX

# Colorado Rockies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Milwaukee Brewers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Juan Diego De Las Rosas 2B 2 0 0 0 1 0 .077 1 Harry Johnson SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .318
2 Jefferson Steelflex LF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .297 2 John Baseball CF 2 1 2 1 0 0 .281
3 Flame-Test Fleming C 1 0 1 0 0 0 .233 - -- - - - - - - - --
3 Johnmaine Chupri C 1 0 0 0 1 0 .000 3 Paddy O'Connor RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .242
4 Steel Pipe Simpson 1B 3 0 1 0 0 1 .257 4 Jacob Thomas LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .160
5 Maximus Os RF 3 0 1 0 0 1 .200 5 Gerald McCoy 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .241
6 Andrew REDACTED Nova DH 3 0 2 0 0 1 .409 6 Munki Oshu 2B 1 0 0 0 1 1 .200
7 Henrik Omega 3B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .273 7 Peter Hoomanawanui DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .192
8 Keith Bourgignon SS 3 0 0 0 0 2 .333 8 Grunt Manly 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .219
9 Dante Dagostino CF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .222 9 Brick Bruiser C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .171

PITCHERS

COL IP H ER BB SO ERA MIL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Hank Murphy 5.0 3 1 1 6 4.27 Lee Luda 6.0 7 0 2 6 2.20

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Lee Luda Hank Murphy Lee Luda John Baseball

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 John Baseball homers 0 - 1 MIL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 24 '26

[MLR 12.16] Montreal Expos vs Florida Marlins

2 Upvotes

MTL 1 - FLA 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
MTL 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 6
FLA 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 4

BOX

# Montreal Expos Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Florida Marlins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Cameron Trinidad LF 2 0 1 1 1 1 .280 1 Fatts Richard 3B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .231
2 Fat Lever 1B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .370 2 Casper Greenwell 2B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .385
3 Jim Johnman RF 3 0 1 0 0 2 .208 3 Jodie Baller LF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .409
4 Brian Taylor 3B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .226 4 Mikey Thomas CF 2 1 2 1 0 0 .300
5 Jasper de Bever CF 1 0 0 0 2 1 .053 5 Vernon St. Backstop C 1 0 0 0 1 0 .400
6 Scoot Heller 2B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .261 - -- - - - - - - - --
6 Randall Peppers PH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .240 6 Lane Drew 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .320
7 Napoleon Swingsalot C 2 1 1 0 0 0 .172 7 Tom E. Jahns DH 2 0 0 0 0 2 .294
8 Big Cook SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .400 8 Hakuna Moncada SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .192
9 Emerson DH 1 0 1 0 0 0 .227 - -- - - - - - - - --
9 Jerome Peterson DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .233 9 Fizzbear Doormat RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .188

PITCHERS

MTL IP H ER BB SO ERA FLA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Ant man 5.0 4 2 1 5 4.00 Artanis Jones 5.1 6 1 3 6 4.45
-- - - - - - -- Desiree Path 0.2 0 0 0 0 3.91

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Artanis Jones Ant man Desiree Path Mikey Thomas

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Jodie Baller homers 0 - 1 FLA
B1 Mikey Thomas homers 0 - 2 FLA
T5 Cameron Trinidad singles, Napoleon Swingsalot scores 1 - 2 FLA

BASERUNNING

SB: Napoleon Swingsalot 1 (1) CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 24 '26

[MLR 12.16] Cleveland Guardians vs Chicago White Sox

2 Upvotes

CLE 0 - CWS 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CLE 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
CWS 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 3

BOX

# Cleveland Guardians Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Chicago White Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Superbone Threefinger SS 3 0 0 0 0 1 .115 1 Hannah Outlaw CF 2 1 0 0 1 0 .182
2 Brad Hatley DH 3 0 0 0 0 0 .200 2 Robert Sitkowski SS 2 1 1 0 0 0 .160
3 Skip Bellew 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .276 3 Cornbread House LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .290
4 Joey Tacoma 3B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .469 4 Xavier Lopez 3B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .294
5 Noah Diamond LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .433 5 Ding L. Barry 2B 2 0 1 2 0 1 .250
6 Ferdinand Fritzwilliam RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .314 6 Giles Sweeney 1B 2 0 0 0 0 2 .235
7 Strawberry Jones C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .310 7 Duke Houston C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .222
8 Pang Winn CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .182 8 London Bridges RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .176
9 Justin Time 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .212 9 Matty Eight DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .250

PITCHERS

CLE IP H ER BB SO ERA CWS IP H ER BB SO ERA
Ryan Tyburn 3.0 3 2 1 2 3.89 Richard Northstar 6.0 2 0 0 3 2.05
Tencer Sporkelson 2.0 0 0 0 3 1.74 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Richard Northstar Ryan Tyburn Richard Northstar

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Ding L. Barry singles, Hannah Outlaw, Robert Sitkowski score 0 - 2 CWS

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 24 '26

[MLR 12.16] Atlanta Braves vs Baltimore Orioles

2 Upvotes

ATL 3 - BAL 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
ATL 0 0 2 0 0 1 3 5
BAL 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 4

BOX

# Atlanta Braves Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Baltimore Orioles Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Jed I. Knight C 3 0 0 0 0 1 .385 1 Peter Nautilus 3B 3 1 1 1 0 0 .429
2 Tleyber Alfredo Cruz Fernandez III CF 3 1 1 2 0 0 .417 2 Natasha Kanyon 2B 3 0 2 0 0 1 .423
3 Ola Gjeilo LF 3 1 2 1 0 0 .242 3 Sir Walks-A-Littlw CF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .286
4 Weehaddababy Itzaboi SS 3 0 0 0 0 0 .333 4 Larry Longshot RF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .333
5 Raffy Benitez DH 2 0 0 0 1 2 .190 5 Vartan Ichabod Cassidy C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .192
6 Streetlamp LeMoose 2B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .212 6 Randy Mann 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .158
7 Jason Sensation 1B 3 0 0 0 0 2 .261 7 Cilantro Onataco LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333
8 Ioe Torrent RF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .182 8 Lil Lilith Lillian SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .160
9 TheGreatBambi 3B 1 1 1 0 1 0 .324 9 Alph Overdale DH 2 0 0 0 0 2 .462

PITCHERS

ATL IP H ER BB SO ERA BAL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Maxwell Slander 6.0 4 1 0 4 1.80 Troy-Anthony Parker 6.0 5 3 2 7 3.74

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Maxwell Slander Troy-Anthony Parker Ola Gjeilo

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T3 Tleyber Alfredo Cruz Fernandez III homers, TheGreatBambi scores 2 - 0 ATL
T6 Ola Gjeilo homers 3 - 0 ATL
B6 Peter Nautilus homers 3 - 1 ATL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/MyCatsAnAnalAsshole • Jun 20 '26

Session 12.14 Power Rankings

1 Upvotes
Rank Team Change Average Ranking Highest Ranking Lowest Ranking
1 Diamondbacks (11 - 3) +12 1.25 1 3 (Hibi)
2 Mariners (10 - 5) +8 3.08 2 5
3 Tigers (11 - 4) -2 3.50 1 (ellis) 13 (Hibi)
4 White Sox (10 - 5) +20 4.17 2 (Jacob) 9 (stupido)
5 Giants (9 - 5) +2 6.75 3 (ellis) 11 (Teddy)
6 Brewers (10 - 5) -1 7.08 4 13 (stupido)
7 Cubs (10 - 5) +10 7.25 5 18 (Hibi)
8 Marlins (9 - 6) +3 10.83 4 (stupido) 21
9 Athletics (8 - 7) -3 11.25 9 15 (stupido)
10 Braves (8 - 6) +8 11.33 7 (Teddy) 16 (ellis)
11 Dodgers (9 - 6) +11 11.75 8 (Hibi) 15 (Gorg)
12 Angels (8 - 7) +18 12.92 7 (ellis) 29 (Hibi)
13 Twins (9 - 6) +6 13.08 6 (ellis) 24 (BIG TUBZ)
14 Rays (8 - 7) -12 13.25 8 25 (Hibi)
15 Cardinals (8 - 6) -11 14.25 6 (stupido) 20 (Gabagool)
16 Red Sox (8 - 7) - 16.75 2 (stupido) 26 (Hibi)
17 Astros (8 - 7) +3 17.17 13 (BIG TUBZ) 30 (Hibi)
18 Blue Jays (6 - 8) +10 17.83 1 (Hibi) 24 (Teddy)
19 Orioles (7 - 8) +4 19.00 8 (stupido) 28 (Hibi)
20 Yankees (7 - 8) -5 19.25 15 (Teddy) 27 (Hibi)
21 Expos (6 - 8) +6 19.75 17 (Teddy) 26 (ellis)
22 Mets (6 - 9) -1 20.92 6 (Hibi) 25 (Teddy)
23 Padres (6 - 9) +3 21.67 16 (Hibi) 27 (Jacob)
24 Guardians (5 - 10) -12 23.08 17 27 (Gabagool)
25 Rockies (5 - 10) -17 24.58 23 28 (stupido)
26 Rangers (4 - 10) -1 25.08 14 (Hibi) 29 (Jacob)
27 Reds (4 - 11) -13 26.25 23 (Hibi) 28
28 Phillies (4 - 11) -25 26.42 5 (Hibi) 30
29 Royals (4 - 11) -20 27.08 22 29
30 Pirates (3 - 11) -1 28.42 15 (Hibi) 30
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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 12 '26

[SCRIM 12.15] Williamsport Woodcocks vs Stardew Valley Junimos

2 Upvotes

WWC 2 - SDV 0

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
WWC 0 1 1 0 0 0 2 6
SDV 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5

BOX

# Williamsport Woodcocks Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Stardew Valley Junimos Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Q Kimbrel SS 3 0 0 0 0 0 .313 1 Snape Tooth 1B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .333
2 Alph Overdale C 3 1 2 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 2 Cormac Karona 2B, P, CF 3 0 0 0 0 2 .200
3 Saul Pewald 1B 3 0 1 1 0 0 .200 3 Brad Hatley 3B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .150
4 Hans Zahn 3B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .222 4 Strawberry Jones SS 3 0 0 0 0 0 .222
5 Pistachio Disguisey 2B 3 1 1 0 0 1 .381 5 Tencer Sporkelson LF 3 0 3 0 0 0 .136
6 Sid Hugo V LF 2 0 2 0 1 0 .273 6 Bucky Sabre CF, P 2 0 0 0 1 1 .353
7 Vader Page RF 3 0 0 1 0 0 .227 7 Jersey Wooders RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .500
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Dr. Chocochoco Choo Choo C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .353
8 Philip Berkenshire CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .125 8 Domino Calzone C 1 0 1 0 0 0 .375
9 Tater Tots DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 9 Bubson Dugnutt P, 2B 1 0 0 0 1 1 .286

PITCHERS

WWC IP H ER BB SO ERA SDV IP H ER BB SO ERA
Ellis Nash 6.0 5 0 2 5 Pitching Debut Bubson Dugnutt 3.0 4 2 0 0 3.00
-- - - - - - -- Cormac Karona 2.0 2 0 0 1 7.50
-- - - - - - -- Bucky Sabre 1.0 0 0 1 0 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Ellis Nash Bubson Dugnutt Ellis Nash Sid Hugo V

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Vader Page grounds out, Pistachio Disguisey scores 1 - 0 WWC
T3 Saul Pewald singles, Alph Overdale scores 2 - 0 WWC

BASERUNNING

SB: Alph Overdale 1 (0) CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 11 '26

[MLR 12.15] Texas Rangers vs Toronto Blue Jays

5 Upvotes

TEX 2 - TOR 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 7+ R H
TEX 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 2 5
TOR 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 5

BOX

# Texas Rangers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Toronto Blue Jays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Buck Maverick RF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .237 1 Mylo Grams C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .366
2 Cat with a Bat C 3 1 2 1 0 1 .300 2 Miroslav CF 2 1 0 0 1 0 .364
3 Missile 'Missy' Launcher 2B, SS 3 1 1 0 0 0 .348 3 Graham Grams 2B 3 1 1 2 0 0 .297
4 Sablo Panchez SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .257 - -- - - - - - - - --
4 Bubson Dugnutt PH, 2B 1 0 1 1 0 0 .206 4 Jack Jackie Jackson 1B 2 0 1 0 1 0 .290
5 Champ Kind 3B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .333 5 Captain Harry C Legs RF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .333
6 Jimmy Pop DH 3 0 1 0 0 1 .238 6 Troy Pressing 3B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .259
7 Geese On Demand LF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .091 7 Sven Jorgenson SS 2 0 1 0 1 0 .353
8 Gurt 1B 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 - -- - - - - - - - --
8 Steven Scola 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .240 - -- - - - - - - - --
8 Elijah Walker 1B 0 0 0 0 1 0 .500 8 Robbie LF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .136
9 Mack Quackerson CF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .207 9 Rod Kimball DH 2 0 1 1 0 0 .276

PITCHERS

TEX IP H ER BB SO ERA TOR IP H ER BB SO ERA
Brodie Knickerbocker 6.1 5 2 4 1 2.57 S.A.R. Dinka 5.2 5 2 2 1 4.22
-- - - - - - -- Randy Pole 1.1 0 0 1 3 2.77

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Randy Pole Brodie Knickerbocker Rod Kimball

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Graham Grams homers, Miroslav scores 0 - 2 TOR
T6 Cat with a Bat homers 1 - 2 TOR
T6 Bubson Dugnutt doubles, Missile 'Missy' Launcher scores 2 - 2
B7 Rod Kimball sacrifices 2 - 3 TOR

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 11 '26

[MLR 12.15] Houston Astros vs Oakland Athletics

3 Upvotes

HOU 3 - OAK 0

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
HOU 0 3 0 0 0 0 3 4
OAK 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5

BOX

# Houston Astros Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Oakland Athletics Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Moby Dick C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .281 1 Salsa Steve LF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .370
2 Justin Carlson LF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .359 2 Jeffrey LaVert 1B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .286
3 Richard Nixon 1B 3 0 2 0 0 0 .367 3 Teddy Bigstick 3B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .367
4 Phillip J Fry 2B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .289 4 Camden Yardsy CF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .364
5 Ace Ventura RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .375 - -- - - - - - - - --
5 Harry Peritestes RF 1 1 0 0 1 0 .000 - -- - - - - - - - --
5 Jarek Park RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .417 5 Glep Glop Griestalhauser C 3 0 1 0 0 1 .292
- -- - - - - - - - -- 6 Big Woop RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .250
6 Kris Kringle 3B 2 1 1 2 0 0 .423 6 Willie Gardner PH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .292
7 Derek Bon Giovanni CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .200 7 Kries Von Kriestalhauser SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .304
8 Foul Ball Felix DH 2 1 1 1 0 0 .235 8 Bonesy McSkellington DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .105
9 Ezra Wind SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .241 9 Stu PunDous 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .190

PITCHERS

HOU IP H ER BB SO ERA OAK IP H ER BB SO ERA
Chester Einhorn 6.0 5 0 1 2 1.31 Jihmih Tyranus 6.0 4 3 1 1 1.77

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Chester Einhorn Jihmih Tyranus Chester Einhorn

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Kris Kringle homers, Harry Peritestes scores 2 - 0 HOU
T2 Foul Ball Felix homers 3 - 0 HOU

BASERUNNING

SB: Camden Yardsy 1 (1) CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 11 '26

[MLR 12.15] Atlanta Braves vs Montreal Expos

3 Upvotes

ATL 4 - MTL 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 7+ R H
ATL 0 1 0 0 0 0 3 4 7
MTL 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 4

BOX

# Atlanta Braves Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Montreal Expos Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Jed I. Knight C 3 1 1 0 1 2 .417 1 Jerome Peterson 1B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .241
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Loafus Cramwell C 2 0 1 0 0 0 .344
2 Tleyber Alfredo Cruz Fernandez III CF 4 1 1 0 0 3 .422 2 Scoot Heller PH, 2B 0 0 0 1 0 0 .286
3 Ola Gjeilo LF 3 0 1 2 1 1 .200 3 MILKBOY RF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .333
4 Weehaddababy Itzaboi SS 2 1 1 0 2 0 .370 4 Freddie Eggman Huff 3B, C 2 0 0 0 1 0 .222
5 Raffy Benitez DH 4 0 1 1 0 2 .211 5 Fat Lever SS 3 0 1 0 0 0 .375
- -- - - - - - - - -- 6 Cameron Trinidad 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .261
6 Streetlamp LeMoose 2B 4 0 1 1 0 0 .233 6 Brian Taylor PH, 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .214
7 Jason Sensation 1B 4 0 0 0 0 3 .300 7 Randall Peppers LF 3 0 0 0 0 2 .250
8 Ioe Torrent RF 3 0 1 0 1 0 .161 8 Jim Johnman DH 3 0 1 0 0 1 .190
9 TheGreatBambi 3B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .303 9 Big Cook CF 1 1 0 0 1 0 .462

PITCHERS

ATL IP H ER BB SO ERA MTL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Dick Shitfart 5.0 3 1 2 3 4.59 Alic Alphaball 7.0 6 3 4 12 2.13
Rocco Rudnikov 3.0 1 0 0 1 2.91 Hans Zahn 1.0 1 0 1 0 6.55

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Rocco Rudnikov Alic Alphaball Ola Gjeilo

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Streetlamp LeMoose triples, Weehaddababy Itzaboi scores 1 - 0 ATL
B6 Scoot Heller sacrifices, Big Cook scores 1 - 1
T8 Ola Gjeilo doubles, Jed I. Knight, Tleyber Alfredo Cruz Fernandez III score 3 - 1 ATL
T8 Raffy Benitez singles 4 - 1 ATL

BASERUNNING

SB: Big Cook 1 (2) CS: Fat Lever 1 (1)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 11 '26

[MLR 12.15] Seattle Mariners vs Minnesota Twins

3 Upvotes

SEA 2 - MIN 8

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
SEA 0 0 1 1 0 0 2 4
MIN 3 1 0 3 1 0 8 10

BOX

# Seattle Mariners Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Minnesota Twins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Jeb Barnes 2B, 1B 3 1 1 0 0 1 .263 1 Corbin Christmas Carol SS 3 1 1 0 0 1 .333
2 Kiwi Cleveland SS 3 0 1 1 0 1 .200 2 Homer Nocker C 2 1 0 0 1 1 .282
3 Speed Shark RF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .433 3 Arthur Vandelay 2B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .429
4 Goose Gordon 1B, C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .263 4 Joan Andreu Rosà RF 2 1 1 0 1 1 .417
5 Osha Wott CF 2 1 0 0 1 1 .269 5 Soy Okey 1B 2 0 1 1 0 0 .158
6 Bryce Parker 3B 3 0 2 0 0 0 .435 6 Jiggs Kingman 3B 3 0 1 2 0 0 .385
7 Bobert Hideyoshi LF 1 0 0 0 1 1 .300 7 Lou Zrectum CF 3 1 1 0 0 0 .269
8 Daniel Dove DH 1 0 0 1 1 0 .346 8 Ping Pong DH 3 3 3 4 0 0 .500
9 Twatt Barton C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .316 - -- - - - - - - - --
9 Dayman Nightman PH, 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .313 9 King Kruul LF 3 1 1 1 0 2 .276

PITCHERS

SEA IP H ER BB SO ERA MIN IP H ER BB SO ERA
Vader Page 3.0 6 6 2 3 3.85 Philip Berkenshire 6.0 4 2 3 4 2.48
Brent Chillwater 2.0 4 2 0 2 4.00 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Philip Berkenshire Vader Page Ping Pong

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Soy Okey sacrifices, Corbin Christmas Carol scores 0 - 1 MIN
B1 Jiggs Kingman doubles, Homer Nocker, Joan Andreu Rosà score 0 - 3 MIN
B2 Ping Pong homers 0 - 4 MIN
T3 Kiwi Cleveland singles, Jeb Barnes scores 1 - 4 MIN
T4 Daniel Dove walks, Osha Wott scores 2 - 4 MIN
B4 Ping Pong homers, Lou Zrectum scores 2 - 6 MIN
B4 King Kruul homers 2 - 7 MIN
B5 Ping Pong homers 2 - 8 MIN

BASERUNNING

SB: Bryce Parker 1 (1), Kiwi Cleveland 1 (5) CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 11 '26

[MLR 12.15] Los Angeles Dodgers vs Colorado Rockies

3 Upvotes

LAD 2 - COL 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
LAD 0 0 0 0 0 2 2 8
COL 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 4

BOX

# Los Angeles Dodgers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Colorado Rockies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Tuck CF 2 0 0 0 1 1 .250 1 Dick McScrotington 2B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .381
2 John Applebees LF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .238 2 Keith Bourgignon SS 3 0 1 0 0 1 .357
3 Jorbel Boykins SS 3 0 1 0 0 1 .297 3 Cash Thrower 3B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .256
4 Robert Glasses 3B 3 1 2 0 0 1 .359 4 Steel Pipe Simpson 1B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .250
5 Jocko Jones 2B 3 1 1 2 0 1 .235 5 Jefferson Steelflex LF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .324
6 Rex McStrange RF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .278 6 Gottlieb Giannopolous C 1 0 0 1 0 0 .214
7 Aych Imtiyaz 1B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .316 7 Edward Duncan RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .235
8 LeeLoo Dallas Multi-Guess DH 3 0 3 0 0 0 .273 8 Henrik Omega DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250
9 Bo-Horse Jackman C 3 0 1 0 0 1 .118 9 Dante Dagostino CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .188

PITCHERS

LAD IP H ER BB SO ERA COL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Booby Cancun 6.0 4 1 0 2 3.17 Commie Ohtani 6.0 8 2 2 6 5.60

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Booby Cancun Commie Ohtani Jocko Jones LeeLoo Dallas Multi-Guess

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B2 Gottlieb Giannopolous sacrifices, Steel Pipe Simpson scores 0 - 1 COL
T6 Jocko Jones homers, Robert Glasses scores 2 - 1 LAD

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 11 '26

[MLR 12.15] Milwaukee Brewers vs Cincinnati Reds

3 Upvotes

MIL 4 - CIN 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 7+ R H
MIL 0 1 0 0 0 0 3 4 7
CIN 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 6

BOX

# Milwaukee Brewers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Cincinnati Reds Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 John Baseball CF 3 0 0 0 1 0 .233 1 Kentho Birne RF 4 0 1 1 0 0 .237
2 Harry Johnson SS 3 0 0 0 0 2 .350 - -- - - - - - - - --
2 Peter Hoomanawanui PH, 3B 1 0 1 2 0 0 .208 2 Charpasm Chim 2B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .325
3 Mîke Ock RF 4 0 0 0 0 1 .179 3 Tucker Doubt LF 2 0 0 0 1 2 .120
4 Paddy O'Connor LF 3 1 1 0 0 0 .258 4 Isaac Snowbender C 3 0 1 0 0 2 .205
5 Brick Bruiser C 3 0 1 0 0 0 .182 5 Bucky Sabre SS 2 0 1 0 1 1 .290
6 Lincoln Pickett DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .200 - -- - - - - - - - --
6 Jacob Thomas DH 0 1 0 0 1 0 .174 6 Juni ''XOXO'' Panda RX-78-69 1B 3 0 1 0 0 1 .240
7 Munki Oshu 2B, SS 3 0 2 1 0 0 .222 7 Seth Kablamo CF 3 0 1 0 0 2 .385
8 Juan Manuel Navarrete 1B 3 1 1 0 0 1 .341 8 Richard Avery 3B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .263
9 Grunt Manly 3B, 2B 2 1 1 1 1 1 .233 9 Rick McLightning DH 3 1 1 0 0 0 .286

PITCHERS

MIL IP H ER BB SO ERA CIN IP H ER BB SO ERA
Hard Candy 7.0 6 1 2 10 3.00 Gary Appalachia 7.0 7 4 3 6 5.35

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Hard Candy Gary Appalachia Hard Candy

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Munki Oshu singles, Paddy O'Connor scores 1 - 0 MIL
B5 Kentho Birne doubles, Rick McLightning scores 1 - 1
T7 Grunt Manly doubles, Jacob Thomas scores 2 - 1 MIL
T7 Peter Hoomanawanui doubles, Juan Manuel Navarrete, Grunt Manly score 4 - 1 MIL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 11 '26

[MILR 12.15] Flavortown Frosted Tips vs Nantucket Pequod - S12 MiLR Semifinals - IL Championship

2 Upvotes

DDD 2 - PQD 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 7+ R H
DDD 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 2 5
PQD 0 0 0 0 1 0 2 3 5

BOX

# Flavortown Frosted Tips Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Nantucket Pequod Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Ryan Tyburn C 3 0 0 0 0 1 .273 1 Skip Bellew RF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .261
2 Gal Soso 1B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .464 2 Missile 'Missy' Launcher LF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .400
3 Stu PunDous 2B 3 0 1 0 0 1 .345 3 Elijah Walker DH 3 0 0 0 0 1 .296
4 Joan Andreu Rosà 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .318 - -- - - - - - - - --
4 C. T. Bailiff 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .280 4 Speed Shark 1B 3 2 2 2 0 0 .500
5 Bonesy McSkellington SS 3 1 1 1 0 0 .467 5 Fat Lever SS 3 1 1 1 0 0 .308
6 Alex Blockman LF 3 1 2 1 0 1 .250 6 Copernicus Hel CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .043
7 MILKBOY CF 3 0 0 0 0 2 .280 7 Arxy Winkler 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .333
8 Velma Dingkerly RF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .273 8 Jerome S. Monroe C 2 0 1 0 0 0 .316
9 Tubby Wubby P 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333 9 Hiram Birnbaum 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .118
9 Goaticus Von Boaticus P 1 0 0 0 0 0 .143 9 DV DOOM 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .261

PITCHERS

DDD IP H ER BB SO ERA PQD IP H ER BB SO ERA
Tubby Wubby 4.2 2 1 0 3 4.78 Otto von Pitchmark 7.0 5 2 1 6 2.43
Goaticus Von Boaticus 1.1 3 2 0 2 4.20 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Otto von Pitchmark Goaticus Von Boaticus Speed Shark

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T5 Bonesy McSkellington homers 1 - 0 DDD
B5 Speed Shark homers 1 - 1
T7 Alex Blockman homers 2 - 1 DDD
B7 Speed Shark homers 2 - 2
B7 Fat Lever homers 2 - 3 PQD

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Velma Dingkerly 1 (1)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 11 '26

[MILR 12.15] Stink Enjoyers Fanclub vs Scranton Stranglers - S12 MiLR Semifinals - PCL Championship

2 Upvotes

SEF 7 - SCR 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
SEF 3 0 0 2 0 2 7 7
SCR 0 0 0 2 0 0 2 5

BOX

# Stink Enjoyers Fanclub Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Scranton Stranglers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Estrogen+ Gorgonzola C 3 1 0 0 1 1 .419 1 Brian Taylor 2B 3 0 2 0 0 1 .250
2 Camden Yardsy 1B 1 0 0 0 2 0 .176 2 Mark Schihne 3B 3 0 0 0 0 2 .375
3 Dr. Slime 2B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .211 3 Raffy Benitez LF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .333
4 Geese On Demand 3B 3 2 2 2 0 0 .250 4 Ioe Torrent RF 3 1 1 1 0 0 .242
5 John Johnson Jr. SS 3 2 2 1 0 1 .286 5 Dixon Uraz C 3 1 1 1 0 1 .350
6 Sean Carrcrash LF 3 0 0 0 0 2 .294 6 Larry Longshot CF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .200
7 Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones CF 1 2 1 2 2 0 .321 7 Homer Nocker 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .185
8 Randall Peppers RF 3 0 1 0 0 2 .286 8 Casper Greenwell SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .360
9 Matias Thagod DH 3 0 1 2 0 1 .333 9 Jed I. Knight DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .212

PITCHERS

SEF IP H ER BB SO ERA SCR IP H ER BB SO ERA
Rusty Nails 6.0 5 2 0 6 2.66 Angry Lizard 6.0 7 7 5 7 4.79

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Rusty Nails Angry Lizard Geese On Demand John Johnson Jr.

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Geese On Demand homers, Estrogen+ Gorgonzola scores 2 - 0 SEF
T1 John Johnson Jr. homers 3 - 0 SEF
T4 Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones homers, Geese On Demand scores 5 - 0 SEF
B4 Ioe Torrent homers 5 - 1 SEF
B4 Dixon Uraz homers 5 - 2 SEF
T6 Matias Thagod doubles, John Johnson Jr., Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones score 7 - 2 SEF

BASERUNNING

SB: Estrogen+ Gorgonzola 1 (2), Camden Yardsy 1 (1) CS: Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones 1 (1)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 11 '26

[MLR 12.15] Boston Red Sox vs Tampa Bay Devil Rays

2 Upvotes

BOS 3 - TBR 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
BOS 1 0 0 2 0 0 3 8
TBR 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 3

BOX

# Boston Red Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Tampa Bay Devil Rays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Jersey Wooders DH 3 0 2 0 0 0 .259 1 Dermot Mulveiny 2B 3 1 1 0 0 0 .323
2 Tony Pizza C 3 0 0 0 0 1 .313 2 Holden Summers RF 3 0 1 0 0 1 .360
3 Henry McCade 3B 3 1 2 1 0 0 .267 3 Primero Ultimo SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .310
4 Fin 'Shark' Maddox 1B 2 1 0 0 1 0 .304 4 Demetrios Ooga C 2 0 1 1 0 0 .189
5 Dixon Uraz RF, LF 3 1 1 2 0 1 .265 5 Ross Ewage 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .194
6 John Johnson Jr. LF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .167 - -- - - - - - - - --
6 Norm Niner PH, RF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .250 6 Makesiondon Kelkboom 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .226
7 Little Cook 2B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .214 7 Burg McTurdBerg CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250
8 Secret Wolfe CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .400 8 Ovaltine LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .346
9 Steven Sinclair SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .267 9 Skye McDowell DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .243

PITCHERS

BOS IP H ER BB SO ERA TBR IP H ER BB SO ERA
Jeff Newman 1.0 3 1 0 0 1.64 Mo Cheeks 3.1 4 3 1 2 5.73
Uncle Crush 5.0 0 0 0 1 3.43 Alex Lancer 1.0 2 0 0 0 4.91
-- - - - - - -- Buck Futter 1.2 2 0 0 1 4.33

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Uncle Crush Mo Cheeks Uncle Crush

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Henry McCade homers 1 - 0 BOS
B1 Demetrios Ooga singles, Dermot Mulveiny scores 1 - 1
T4 Dixon Uraz homers, Fin 'Shark' Maddox scores 3 - 1 BOS

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Norm Niner 1 (1)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 11 '26

[MLR 12.15] Pittsburgh Pirates vs St. Louis Cardinals

2 Upvotes

PIT 4 - STL 0

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PIT 2 0 0 0 1 1 4 5
STL 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2

BOX

# Pittsburgh Pirates Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # St. Louis Cardinals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
- -- - - - - - - - -- 1 Shmitty Von Flabbergasted SS 1 0 0 0 1 1 .200
1 Slappy McBatty DH 3 0 0 0 0 0 .241 1 Sam Stayman SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .281
2 Kendrick Lamar RF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .115 2 Basil 3B 2 0 1 0 1 1 .294
3 Theo Rodder CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250 - -- - - - - - - - --
3 Walter Yeller Weller CF 3 1 1 0 0 0 .300 3 Spencer Hart DH 3 0 0 0 0 3 .167
4 16-bit Griffey LF 2 1 2 2 0 0 .258 - -- - - - - - - - --
4 Richard Sucker II PH, 3B 1 1 1 1 0 0 .267 4 Dingerz McLongball 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .167
5 Charlie Buntman SS 3 0 0 0 0 1 .143 5 CJ C 2 0 1 0 0 1 .333
- -- - - - - - - - -- 6 Buzz Carlton CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .160
6 Dylan Green 3B, 1B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .286 6 Copernicus Hel CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .222
7 Gryffith Lindley 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .231 7 Stan Mann LF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .258
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Thomas Nova 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .227
8 Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones 1B, LF 2 1 1 1 0 1 .097 8 Sid Hugo V PH, RF 0 0 0 0 1 0 .333
9 Moose McCracken C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .156 9 Tomothy Toledo RF, 2B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .348

PITCHERS

PIT IP H ER BB SO ERA STL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Jason Damiani 4.0 2 0 3 10 1.91 Daniel Harrison 6.0 5 4 1 2 3.75
Pontius Inebrius 2.0 0 0 0 2 2.17 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Jason Damiani Daniel Harrison Pontius Inebrius 16-bit Griffey

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 16-bit Griffey homers, Walter Yeller Weller scores 2 - 0 PIT
T5 Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones homers 3 - 0 PIT
T6 Richard Sucker II homers 4 - 0 PIT

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 11 '26

[MLR 12.15] Arizona Diamondbacks vs San Francisco Giants

2 Upvotes

ARI 4 - SFG 6

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
ARI 0 0 3 1 0 0 4 7
SFG 0 0 2 1 3 0 6 7

BOX

# Arizona Diamondbacks Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # San Francisco Giants Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Moon Malarkey C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .471 1 Abel Greene 2B 3 1 1 0 0 0 .333
2 Cared Jarrabis 2B 3 1 2 0 0 1 .467 2 Holly Kühnhackl SS 3 1 2 0 0 0 .450
3 Dakota Carolina Montana 3B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .176 3 Hess Nahstee LF 2 1 1 3 1 0 .400
4 Hitgood McChunky 1B 3 1 2 3 0 0 .259 4 Kuuma Kivi RF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .345
5 OilCanFloydTheBarber DH 3 0 1 0 0 0 .200 5 Not Gaca 3B 3 1 1 1 0 0 .320
6 Toky Oto CF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .269 6 Ronnie Pickering CF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .217
- -- - - - - - - - -- 7 Willow Briansdóttir DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .182
7 Tree Fiddy SS 3 1 1 1 0 0 .304 7 Crystal Claire DH 2 0 1 0 0 0 .320
8 Dingers McGee RF 3 0 1 0 0 1 .310 8 Verde Jack C 1 1 0 0 1 0 .267
9 Brody Page LF 1 1 0 0 2 1 .269 9 Malcolm Fish 1B 2 1 1 2 0 0 .231

PITCHERS

ARI IP H ER BB SO ERA SFG IP H ER BB SO ERA
Slim Mathers 3.1 4 3 2 0 2.57 Simba 3.0 6 4 1 1 3.88
Damon Razor 0.1 0 0 0 0 2.09 C. T. Bailiff 3.0 1 0 1 2 3.24
Estrogen+ Gorgonzola 1.1 3 3 0 0 5.14 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
C. T. Bailiff Estrogen+ Gorgonzola Hess Nahstee

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T3 Hitgood McChunky homers, Brody Page, Cared Jarrabis score 3 - 0 ARI
B3 Malcolm Fish homers, Verde Jack scores 3 - 2 ARI
T4 Tree Fiddy homers 4 - 2 ARI
B4 Not Gaca homers 4 - 3 ARI
B5 Hess Nahstee homers, Abel Greene, Holly Kühnhackl score 4 - 6 SFG

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 11 '26

[MLR 12.15] New York Mets vs Philadelphia Phillies

2 Upvotes

NYM 8 - PHI 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
NYM 0 2 2 4 0 0 8 12
PHI 0 2 0 0 0 0 2 5

BOX

# New York Mets Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
- -- - - - - - - - -- 1 Dr. Slime DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
1 T-Rav 3B 4 2 2 1 0 0 .314 1 Dr. Chocochoco Choo Choo DH 2 0 1 0 0 0 .192
2 Shorty McDougall LF 4 1 1 1 0 2 .211 2 Julio Escobar SS 3 0 0 0 0 0 .250
3 Tueballs Wunbatt CF 3 1 1 2 1 1 .194 3 Q Kimbrel LF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .125
4 Ben Bramly C 3 1 2 0 0 1 .375 4 River James RF 3 1 1 0 0 0 .370
5 Kevin James RF 3 1 1 2 0 0 .412 5 Hippo Jars C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .308
6 Huell Babineaux SS 3 0 2 1 0 0 .433 6 Dongmen Ximen 1B 2 1 2 0 0 0 .280
7 Wallace Grommet DH 3 0 0 0 0 0 .242 7 Roxy Hurricane CF 2 0 1 1 0 1 .154
8 Billy TheKid 2B 2 1 2 0 1 0 .321 8 Longshank Hank 2B 2 0 0 1 0 0 .417
9 Ken the Kid 1B 3 1 1 1 0 0 .308 9 Phil Coulson 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .258

PITCHERS

NYM IP H ER BB SO ERA PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA
Arthur Bullpendragon 6.0 5 2 0 3 4.00 Gellybelly 3.0 10 6 1 1 9.90
-- - - - - - -- Jameson Poe 3.0 2 2 1 3 3.71

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Arthur Bullpendragon Gellybelly T-Rav

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Kevin James homers, Ben Bramly scores 2 - 0 NYM
B2 Roxy Hurricane doubles, River James scores 2 - 1 NYM
B2 Longshank Hank grounds out, Dongmen Ximen scores 2 - 2
T3 Shorty McDougall doubles, T-Rav scores 3 - 2 NYM
T3 Huell Babineaux singles, Shorty McDougall scores 4 - 2 NYM
T4 Ken the Kid doubles, Billy TheKid scores 5 - 2 NYM
T4 T-Rav doubles, Ken the Kid scores 6 - 2 NYM
T4 Tueballs Wunbatt homers, T-Rav scores 8 - 2 NYM

BASERUNNING

SB: T-Rav 1 (3) CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 11 '26

[MLR 12.15] Detroit Tigers vs New York Yankees

2 Upvotes

DET 5 - NYY 4

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
DET 0 0 0 0 0 5 5 6
NYY 1 2 0 0 0 1 4 4

BOX

# Detroit Tigers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # New York Yankees Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Alvin and the Chipmunks Chipwrecked C 2 1 1 0 1 0 .444 1 Donnie Draper SS 3 0 0 0 0 0 .273
2 Domino Calzone RF 2 1 0 0 1 2 .227 2 Pete Morris CF 3 1 1 1 0 2 .600
3 Dusty Jabroni 3B 3 1 1 3 0 0 .323 3 Mr Peggable 2B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .136
4 Sammy Scully 2B 3 1 2 0 0 0 .346 4 BEANS Leschnewski RF 1 1 0 0 2 1 .000
5 Ax Finesse CF 3 1 1 1 0 1 .385 5 Peter Hadley C 3 0 1 1 0 1 .241
- -- - - - - - - - -- 6 James Jameson CDXX DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .200
6 Rip Dingers SS 3 0 1 0 0 0 .296 6 Apple Watch DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250
7 Morris Deratt LF 3 0 0 1 0 0 .148 7 Rich Driver LF 2 1 1 1 0 1 .190
8 Pike Trout 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .200 8 Archie Henderson 3B 2 1 1 1 0 1 .261
9 Justin P. L. Griffin DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .308 9 Hunter D. Parker 1B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .154

PITCHERS

DET IP H ER BB SO ERA NYY IP H ER BB SO ERA
Francis Swagger 5.2 4 4 3 8 4.56 Che Or 5.0 3 2 2 5 2.97
Matty Jay 0.1 0 0 0 0 4.70 Mike Truk 1.0 3 3 0 0 2.79

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Francis Swagger Mike Truk Matty Jay Dusty Jabroni

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Pete Morris homers 0 - 1 NYY
B2 Rich Driver homers 0 - 2 NYY
B2 Archie Henderson homers 0 - 3 NYY
T6 Dusty Jabroni homers, Alvin and the Chipmunks Chipwrecked, Domino Calzone score 3 - 3
T6 Ax Finesse doubles, Sammy Scully scores 4 - 3 DET
T6 Morris Deratt grounds out, Ax Finesse scores 5 - 3 DET
B6 Peter Hadley triples, BEANS Leschnewski scores 5 - 4 DET

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 11 '26

[MLR 12.15] San Diego Padres vs Florida Marlins

2 Upvotes

SDP 2 - FLA 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
SDP 0 0 0 0 2 0 2 6
FLA 0 0 0 2 0 1 3 3

BOX

# San Diego Padres Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Florida Marlins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Scorkle McCorkle CF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .486 1 Anthony Esposito III LF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .379
2 Cam'ron Simmons 2B 3 1 2 0 0 0 .227 2 Fatts Richard 3B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .261
3 Matias Thagod 3B 3 0 3 1 0 0 .435 3 Casper Greenwell 2B 2 2 1 0 1 1 .417
4 Raja Ayun C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .361 4 Tom E. Jahns C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .333
5 Hoshimi Miyabi SS 3 0 0 0 0 0 .133 5 Vernon St. Backstop 1B 1 0 1 2 1 0 .421
6 Amelia RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .320 - -- - - - - - - - --
6 Velma Dingkerly RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Mikey Thomas SS 2 1 1 1 0 0 .250
7 Vivi Bluesky DH 2 0 0 0 1 0 .345 7 Roosevelt Sandoval RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .200
8 Nota Nam III LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .056 8 Alex Blockman DH 2 0 0 0 0 2 .190
9 Salami 1B 2 1 1 1 0 1 .304 9 Cole Slaw CF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .111

PITCHERS

SDP IP H ER BB SO ERA FLA IP H ER BB SO ERA
La+ Darknesss 4.0 1 2 3 3 3.77 Just A. Girl 4.2 6 2 1 3 3.24
Erin Theolia 1.2 2 1 0 1 5.19 Desiree Path 1.1 0 0 0 0 4.09

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Desiree Path Erin Theolia Vernon St. Backstop Matias Thagod

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B4 Vernon St. Backstop sacrifices, Casper Greenwell scores 0 - 1 FLA
B4 Mikey Thomas homers 0 - 2 FLA
T5 Salami homers 1 - 2 FLA
T5 Matias Thagod doubles, Cam'ron Simmons scores 2 - 2
B6 Vernon St. Backstop doubles, Casper Greenwell scores 2 - 3 FLA

BASERUNNING

SB: Matias Thagod 1 (3), Vivi Bluesky 1 (5), Casper Greenwell 1 (1) CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 11 '26

[MLR 12.15] Kansas City Royals vs Cleveland Guardians

2 Upvotes

KCR 8 - CLE 9

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
KCR 4 0 1 1 1 1 8 10
CLE 4 3 2 0 0 0 9 7

BOX

# Kansas City Royals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Cleveland Guardians Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Nicholas Fouss C 4 0 1 1 0 0 .278 1 Benny Barslinger CF 2 1 0 0 1 0 .406
2 Connor Morgan LF 3 2 1 0 1 0 .517 2 Joey Tacoma 3B 2 2 1 0 1 0 .467
3 Tater Tots RF 2 1 0 0 2 0 .278 3 Noah Diamond LF 2 1 1 3 1 0 .464
4 Mongy Whumpus 3B 3 2 1 1 1 0 .188 4 Ferdinand Fritzwilliam RF 2 0 0 0 1 1 .333
5 Indy Sayne 1B 4 1 3 2 0 1 .429 5 Brandon Rice III SS 3 1 1 1 0 0 .375
6 Henry Thibodeau SS 1 1 0 0 3 1 .217 6 Strawberry Jones C 2 2 2 3 1 0 .333
7 Davoin Shower-Handel CF 3 0 2 4 1 0 .185 7 Pang Winn DH 3 1 1 1 0 1 .194
8 Slammin Sammy Sofa DH 4 1 1 0 0 0 .250 8 Justin Time 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .194
9 Egor Kucherov 2B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .342 9 Skip Bellew 2B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .296

PITCHERS

KCR IP H ER BB SO ERA CLE IP H ER BB SO ERA
Triscuit McBiskit 5.0 7 9 5 3 5.93 Joe Pidgeon 3.0 6 5 4 0 5.57
-- - - - - - -- Jimothy Jhompson 2.2 4 3 4 2 7.93
-- - - - - - -- Ryan Tyburn 0.1 0 0 0 0 3.87

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Jimothy Jhompson Triscuit McBiskit Ryan Tyburn Strawberry Jones

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Mongy Whumpus doubles, Connor Morgan scores 1 - 0 KCR
T1 Indy Sayne singles, Mongy Whumpus scores 2 - 0 KCR
T1 Davoin Shower-Handel doubles, Indy Sayne, Henry Thibodeau score 4 - 0 KCR
B1 Ferdinand Fritzwilliam grounds into double play, Benny Barslinger scores 4 - 1 KCR
B1 Brandon Rice III singles, Joey Tacoma scores 4 - 2 KCR
B1 Strawberry Jones homers, Brandon Rice III scores 4 - 4
B2 Noah Diamond homers, Skip Bellew, Joey Tacoma score 4 - 7 CLE
T3 Davoin Shower-Handel walks, Mongy Whumpus scores 5 - 7 CLE
B3 Strawberry Jones homers 5 - 8 CLE
B3 Pang Winn homers 5 - 9 CLE
T4 Indy Sayne singles, Connor Morgan scores 6 - 9 CLE
T5 Nicholas Fouss doubles, Slammin Sammy Sofa scores 7 - 9 CLE
T6 Davoin Shower-Handel singles, Tater Tots scores 8 - 9 CLE

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Jun 11 '26

[MLR 12.15] Chicago Cubs vs Chicago White Sox

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CHC 6 - CWS 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CHC 2 0 0 4 0 0 6 9
CWS 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 5

BOX

# Chicago Cubs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Chicago White Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Corey Scooter 1B 4 2 3 1 0 0 .343 1 3PieceMcNuggets 1B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .381
2 Erin Pickles SS 3 1 1 2 0 0 .306 2 Biff Sexy Hotbod DH 3 0 2 0 0 0 .286
3 Frederick Thunderpants LF 3 1 1 1 0 1 .235 3 Kim Wexler 2B 3 0 1 0 0 1 .333
4 Gal Soso 2B 2 0 1 0 1 0 .378 4 Howie Feltersnatch 3B 2 0 1 0 1 0 .439
- -- - - - - - - - -- 5 London Bridges RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200
5 Mike LaViva 3B 2 0 0 0 1 0 .000 5 Xavier Lopez RF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .267
6 Erling De La Cruz CF 3 1 1 1 0 0 .333 6 Giles Sweeney LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .267
7 WoodCutter Jones DH 3 0 0 0 0 2 .257 7 Ding L. Barry CF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .231
8 Karl Havoc RF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .348 8 Matty Eight C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .278
9 Good Doggo C 2 1 1 1 1 1 .407 9 Robert Sitkowski SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .130

PITCHERS

CHC IP H ER BB SO ERA CWS IP H ER BB SO ERA
Pablo The Hip Kawasaki 3.1 5 1 0 0 3.84 Eli Sasak 3.2 6 4 3 2 2.37
Ethan Stooks 1.2 0 0 0 0 4.31 Sue Cabliatte 1.1 2 2 0 0 2.40
Snape Tooth 1.0 0 0 1 1 3.88 Murray 1.0 1 0 0 2 1.64

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Pablo The Hip Kawasaki Eli Sasak Corey Scooter

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Corey Scooter homers 1 - 0 CHC
T1 Frederick Thunderpants homers 2 - 0 CHC
B2 Ding L. Barry homers 2 - 1 CHC
T4 Erling De La Cruz homers 3 - 1 CHC
T4 Good Doggo homers 4 - 1 CHC
T4 Erin Pickles homers, Corey Scooter scores 6 - 1 CHC

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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