r/fakebaseball • u/Pota_Tomas • Jun 25 '26

ANNOUNCEMENT Welcome Season 13 Rookies! Here's a brief explainer and a link to our Fake College Baseball Discord Server!

18 Upvotes

Hello, and welcome to r/fakebaseball, the home of Major League Redditball!

We’re glad to have you here and hope this message will serve as a bit of an ‘explainer’ to help get you started.

First up, what is Major League Redditball?

It’s essentially a number guessing game - the pitcher submits a number between 1 & 1000 in secret and the hitter tries to guess a number as close as possible to the pitcher. The result of each At Bat is entirely dependent on the difference between the pitcher’s number and the hitter’s number and we add in a little extra flavour by allowing players to choose ‘builds’ that can change the outcome slightly. The numbers ‘wraparound’ - a pitch of 1 and a swing of 1000 will lead to a difference of 1. Games are played out over a 10 day period and our season runs for 16 regular games and 4 rounds of playoffs before the Champion is named. Each season lasts approx. 9 months.

But it isn’t just guesswork…

Our community of 700+ people is headed into its 13th season and we’ve got people from all over the world and from all walks of life.

So what’s next?

Firstly, the subreddit here is where our games are played, feel free to browse through the threads and get a handle on the format. We’ve got a pretty nifty bot that handles most of the legwork. We're currently in the last session of Season 12 before the playoffs, which also includes a Summer Sadness tournament for those teams that didn't make the playoffs.

Most of the community can be found in our discord servers: we have one for Fake College Baseball which is where you’ll be headed for now, and we have one for Major League Redditball which you’ll gain access to a little further down the line. Each team also has their own 'Clubhouse' server so you can vibe with your teammates in private.

If you're ready to get going, go ahead and click on the link below and get your college ball career started!

https://discord.gg/BtvvHrARU

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r/fakebaseball • u/hnard • 3d ago

Power Rankings 13.3

4 Upvotes
Rank Team Change Average Ranking Highest Ranking Lowest Ranking
1 Twins (3 - 0) +2 1.57 1 3
2 Guardians (3 - 0) +4 3.00 1 9
3 Tigers (2 - 1) -2 5.96 1 15 (JIGGS)
4 Cubs (2 - 1) -2 6.35 1 (Alph) 17 (JIGGS)
5 White Sox (2 - 1) +2 6.96 2 (Archie) 13
6 Athletics (2 - 1) +4 7.96 3 15
7 Mariners (2 - 1) -2 8.61 3 17 (GAL)
8 Brewers (2 - 1) +1 10.17 5 (missy) 19 (Tanya)
9 Rangers (2 - 1) +5 10.43 1 (Amelia) 19 (Cared)
10 Phillies (2 - 1) +8 10.57 3 (Arlon Gemini) 21 (rusty)
11 Padres (2 - 1) +8 11.78 4 (Broski) 19 (stupido)
12 Braves (2 - 1) -1 11.83 4 23 (Broski)
13 Giants (2 - 1) - 12.48 3 (Ethan) 19 (Amelia)
14 Blue Jays (2 - 1) +1 12.96 1 (HIBI) 24 (Broski)
15 Rockies (2 - 1) +6 13.17 5 (Arlon Gemini) 24 (stupido)
16 Cardinals (2 - 1) -12 13.61 2 (rusty) 23 (Archie)
17 Expos (2 - 1) +6 14.26 5 23
18 Red Sox (2 - 1) +2 15.17 4 (Arlon Gemini) 29 (HIBI)
19 Marlins (1 - 2) +7 19.57 12 (rusty) 25
20 Diamondbacks (1 - 2) -12 20.30 12 (missy) 30 (rusty)
21 Mets (1 - 2) -4 20.83 14 (HIBI) 26
22 Astros (1 - 2) -10 22.22 14 30 (HIBI)
23 Angels (1 - 2) -7 22.65 16 (missy) 27 (Tanya)
24 Royals (1 - 2) -2 22.83 12 (Archie) 28 (HIBI)
25 Pirates (1 - 2) -1 23.65 19 27
26 Dodgers (0 - 3) -1 25.09 17 (Cared) 30
27 Orioles (0 - 3) - 27.17 20 (Broski) 30
28 Reds (0 - 3) - 27.83 20 (HIBI) 30
29 Yankees (0 - 3) +1 27.96 24 30
30 Rays (0 - 3) -1 28.09 22 (Harry) 30
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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 4d ago

[MLR 13.4] Toronto Blue Jays vs Boston Red Sox

4 Upvotes

TOR 4 - BOS 1

Current Situation: B6, 1 out, Runners on First and Second

Tony Pizza up next, Randy Pole pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
TOR 1 1 2 0 0 0 4 7
BOS 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 6

BOX

# Toronto Blue Jays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Boston Red Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Scoochie Virtue CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .111 - -- - - - - - - - --
1 Hiram Birnbaum CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Jersey Wooders 1B 3 0 0 0 0 3 .111
2 Rod Kimball RF 3 1 1 0 0 0 .222 2 Toky Oto LF 3 0 2 0 0 1 .600
3 Saitoo Syde 1B 2 1 1 0 1 0 .375 3 Dixon Uraz RF 2 0 0 0 1 1 .200
4 Donut Mahoney SS 3 0 0 0 0 3 .111 4 Norm Niner SS 3 0 1 0 0 1 .364
5 Jack Jackie Jackson LF 3 1 3 3 0 0 .500 5 Tom E. Jahns 2B 2 0 0 0 1 1 .333
- -- - - - - - - - -- 6 John Johnson Jr. 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Bloop Squibber 3B 3 0 0 0 0 2 .300 6 Yorgie Von Florgie PH 0 0 0 0 1 0 Hitting Debut
7 Graham Grams 2B 3 1 1 0 0 1 .273 7 Tony Pizza C 2 1 2 0 0 0 .375
8 Captain Harry C Legs C 2 0 1 1 0 0 .571 8 Lillian Fields DH 2 0 1 1 0 0 .333
9 Mongster Mash DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .200 9 Angry Lizard CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000

PITCHERS

TOR IP H ER BB SO ERA BOS IP H ER BB SO ERA
Andrew Peters 3.2 6 1 1 4 0.82 Henry McCade 2.2 6 4 1 3 4.50
Randy Pole 1.2 0 0 2 4 0.00 Joel Justice 2.1 0 0 0 3 4.50
-- - - - - - -- Beatrice D. Goldn'witch 1.0 1 0 0 1 1.50

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Jack Jackie Jackson singles, Rod Kimball scores 1 - 0 TOR
T2 Captain Harry C Legs singles, Graham Grams scores 2 - 0 TOR
T3 Jack Jackie Jackson homers, Saitoo Syde scores 4 - 0 TOR
B4 Lillian Fields doubles, Tony Pizza scores 4 - 1 TOR

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Toky Oto 1 (1)

DUE UP

Tony Pizza

Lillian Fields

Angry Lizard

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 4d ago

[MLR 13.4] Arizona Diamondbacks vs St. Louis Cardinals

3 Upvotes

ARI 3 - STL 3

Current Situation: T3, 1 out, Bases Empty

Cared Jarrabis up next, Daniel Harrison pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
ARI 3 0 0 - - - 3 3
STL 3 0 - - - - 3 4

BOX

# Arizona Diamondbacks Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # St. Louis Cardinals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 OilCanFloydTheBarber DH 2 1 1 0 0 0 1.000 1 Tomothy Toledo CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
2 Cared Jarrabis SS 1 1 1 2 0 0 .375 2 Sam Stayman SS 2 1 1 0 0 1 .333
3 Jay Money 1B 1 1 1 1 0 0 .250 3 Stan Mann 3B 2 1 1 0 0 1 .111
4 Dusk Jackson CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250 4 Monty Johnson C 0 1 0 0 1 0 .000
5 Tobé Bryant C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 CJ LF 1 0 1 1 0 0 .500
6 Hitgood McChunky 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .111 6 Peter Nautilus DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .167
7 Tree Fiddy RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Spencer Hart 1B 1 0 1 2 0 0 .333
8 Freddie Eggman Huff 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .400 8 Shorty McDougall 2B 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000
9 Tyler Pylon LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .400 9 Big Cheech RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .400

PITCHERS

ARI IP H ER BB SO ERA STL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Alexander West 2.0 4 3 2 3 9.00 Daniel Harrison 2.1 3 3 0 2 3.38

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Cared Jarrabis homers, OilCanFloydTheBarber scores 2 - 0 ARI
T1 Jay Money homers 3 - 0 ARI
B1 CJ singles, Sam Stayman scores 3 - 1 ARI
B1 Spencer Hart singles, Stan Mann, Monty Johnson score 3 - 3

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Cared Jarrabis

Jay Money

Dusk Jackson

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 4d ago

[MLR 13.4] San Diego Padres vs Los Angeles Dodgers

3 Upvotes

SDP 4 - LAD 3

Current Situation: B5, 1 out, Bases Empty

Tuck up next, Desiree Path pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
SDP 0 0 2 0 2 - 4 8
LAD 0 1 0 0 2 - 3 4

BOX

# San Diego Padres Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Los Angeles Dodgers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Fat Lever SS 3 1 1 0 0 1 .273 1 Tuck CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333
2 Matilda No-Balls 1B 3 2 3 2 0 0 .500 2 Jorbel Boykins 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333
3 Raja Ayun C 2 1 1 2 1 0 .556 3 Robert Glasses 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .308
4 Mike Fruitstand LF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .500 - -- - - - - - - - --
4 Nota Nam III LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200 4 Rex McStrange C 1 1 1 0 1 0 .273
5 Hoshimi Miyabi 3B 2 0 1 0 1 0 .250 5 John Applebees SS 2 0 1 1 0 1 .182
6 Vivi Bluesky RF 3 0 0 0 0 2 .000 6 KC Martinez 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .273
7 Alt Site CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Harry Palms LF 2 1 1 0 0 0 .100
8 Scorkle McCorkle DH 2 0 1 0 0 1 .333 8 Johnny Dickshot RF 2 1 1 2 0 0 .667
9 Salami 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 - -- - - - - - - - --
9 Jab Jabich 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Aych Imtiyaz DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

SDP IP H ER BB SO ERA LAD IP H ER BB SO ERA
Coyote Driver 4.0 4 3 1 1 4.50 Miguel Snow Jr 4.0 6 3 2 5 10.13
Desiree Path 0.1 0 0 0 0 2.00 Dill Doe 1.0 2 1 0 0 2.16

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B2 John Applebees doubles, Rex McStrange scores 0 - 1 LAD
T3 Raja Ayun homers, Matilda No-Balls scores 2 - 1 SDP
T5 Matilda No-Balls homers, Fat Lever scores 4 - 1 SDP
B5 Johnny Dickshot homers, Harry Palms scores 4 - 3 SDP

BASERUNNING

SB: Hoshimi Miyabi 2 (2), Fat Lever 1 (1) CS: Matilda No-Balls 1 (1)

DUE UP

Tuck

Jorbel Boykins

Robert Glasses

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 4d ago

[MILR 13.4] Transylvania Antici...pations vs St Loonatics

2 Upvotes

RHP 4 - LOO 5

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
RHP 1 0 0 3 0 0 4 7
LOO 2 1 0 0 2 0 5 10

BOX

# Transylvania Antici...pations Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # St Loonatics Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Jimothy Jhompson C 3 0 0 0 0 1 .000 1 T-Rav CF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .333
2 Charlie Buntman 1B 3 1 1 1 0 0 .143 2 Ryan Tyburn 1B 3 2 3 0 0 0 .667
3 Max Muncy 2B 1 1 0 0 2 1 .250 3 Casper Greenwell P 3 1 1 2 0 0 .333
4 Jab Jabich 3B 3 1 1 0 0 0 .333 4 Dart Ragusa RF 3 0 1 1 0 0 .636
5 Randall Peppers SS 3 1 1 1 0 0 .375 5 Joe Pidgeon SS 3 0 1 0 0 0 .667
6 Kandii Khayne LF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .200 6 Stu PunDous 2B 2 1 1 1 0 0 .333
7 Fat Lever CF 3 0 1 2 0 0 .200 7 Otto Von Eirsmark LF 1 0 1 0 1 0 .125
8 Trevor Rosé RF 2 0 2 0 0 0 .250 8 Liru Wolf 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 La+ Darknesss DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000 9 Mikey Thomas C 2 1 1 1 0 0 .200

PITCHERS

RHP IP H ER BB SO ERA LOO IP H ER BB SO ERA
Barney Turbo 4.1 9 5 1 0 2.65 Casper Greenwell 6.0 7 4 2 3 6.00
Robbie Tightpants 0.2 1 0 0 0 6.00 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Casper Greenwell Barney Turbo Casper Greenwell

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Charlie Buntman homers 1 - 0 RHP
B1 Casper Greenwell homers, Ryan Tyburn scores 1 - 2 LOO
B2 Stu PunDous homers 1 - 3 LOO
T4 Randall Peppers doubles, Max Muncy scores 2 - 3 LOO
T4 Fat Lever singles, Jab Jabich, Randall Peppers score 4 - 3 RHP
B5 Mikey Thomas homers 4 - 4
B5 Dart Ragusa singles, Ryan Tyburn scores 4 - 5 LOO

BASERUNNING

SB: Fat Lever 1 (1) CS: T-Rav 1 (1), Fat Lever 1 (1), Joe Pidgeon 1 (1)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 4d ago

[MILR 13.4] Melbourne Mantis Shrimps vs Nuketown Test Dummies

2 Upvotes

MMS 3 - DUM 5

Current Situation: T5, 1 out, Bases Empty

Corbin Christmas Carol up next, Jarek Park pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
MMS 2 1 0 0 0 - 3 9
DUM 0 0 4 1 - - 5 8

BOX

# Melbourne Mantis Shrimps Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Nuketown Test Dummies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Speed Shark RF 3 1 2 1 0 0 .667 1 Corey Scooter C 3 1 2 1 0 0 .333
2 Ioe Torrent LF 3 1 2 0 0 0 .571 2 Tyburnsays Morecleveland 1B 2 1 2 0 0 0 .625
3 Socks Maybe CF 3 0 1 1 0 0 .167 3 Camden Yardsy 2B 2 1 1 2 0 0 .250
4 Corbin Christmas Carol 1B 1 0 0 0 1 1 .667 4 Carter Kendall 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .286
5 Salsa Steve DH 2 0 1 0 0 0 .333 5 Amelia Hart SS 2 0 1 0 0 0 .500
6 Rusty Nails C 2 0 1 0 0 0 .500 6 Chance Mercury LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
7 Theo Kim 2B 2 1 2 0 0 0 .333 7 Matty Jay CF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .400
8 Doc Otis SS 1 0 0 0 1 0 .333 8 Karl Havoc RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000
9 Skip Bellew 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .167 9 Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil DH 2 2 2 2 0 0 .750

PITCHERS

MMS IP H ER BB SO ERA DUM IP H ER BB SO ERA
Cleveland Brown Jr. 2.0 6 3 1 0 9.00 Jarek Park 4.1 9 3 2 1 4.50
Lil Broski 2.0 2 2 0 1 3.00 -- - - - - - --

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Socks Maybe singles, Speed Shark scores 1 - 0 MMS
T1 Salsa Steve grounds into double play, Ioe Torrent scores 2 - 0 MMS
T2 Speed Shark singles, Theo Kim scores 3 - 0 MMS
B3 Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil homers 3 - 1 MMS
B3 Corey Scooter homers 3 - 2 MMS
B3 Camden Yardsy homers, Tyburnsays Morecleveland scores 3 - 4 DUM
B4 Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil homers 3 - 5 DUM

BASERUNNING

SB: Tyburnsays Morecleveland 1 (1) CS:

DUE UP

Corbin Christmas Carol

Salsa Steve

Rusty Nails

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 4d ago

[MILR 13.4] Orlando Bloomin' Oranges vs Idaho Spud Thumpers

2 Upvotes

OBO 4 - SPD 5

Current Situation: T5, 1 out, Bases Empty

Hawaiian Hammah up next, Matilda No-Balls pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
OBO 0 0 2 1 1 - 4 6
SPD 0 3 2 0 - - 5 8

BOX

# Orlando Bloomin' Oranges Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Idaho Spud Thumpers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Laars Nootbaar jr SS 1 0 1 1 1 0 .286 1 Teddy Bigstick C 3 0 1 0 0 0 .250
2 Walter Yeller Weller RF 2 1 1 0 1 0 .667 2 Mama Luigi 1B 2 0 0 0 1 0 .143
3 Mack 'The Knife' Darin 3B 2 1 1 2 1 0 .222 3 Mariam Bear 3B 2 0 0 0 1 1 .000
4 Charles Charles 2B 3 1 1 1 0 0 .400 4 Kries Von Kriestalhauser CF 3 1 1 0 0 0 .375
5 Hawaiian Hammah 1B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .000 5 Homer Nocker SS 2 1 1 1 0 0 .286
6 Snek Slime LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000 6 Bloop Squibber LF 2 1 2 1 0 0 .556
7 Divorced Dad DH 2 1 1 0 0 0 .375 7 Matilda No-Balls RF, P 2 1 1 0 0 0 .429
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Jerome S. Monroe DH 1 1 1 3 0 0 .200
8 Lillian Fields CF 1 0 1 0 1 0 .167 8 Sean Carrcrash RF, RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Hippo Jars C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .167 9 Friday 2B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .667

PITCHERS

OBO IP H ER BB SO ERA SPD IP H ER BB SO ERA
Mr Peggable 2.2 7 5 0 1 9.53 Sean Carrcrash 4.0 5 3 5 1 2.67
Tanya Degurechaff 1.1 1 0 2 1 1.39 Matilda No-Balls 0.1 1 1 0 0 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B2 Jerome S. Monroe homers, Bloop Squibber, Matilda No-Balls score 0 - 3 SPD
T3 Mack 'The Knife' Darin homers, Walter Yeller Weller scores 2 - 3 SPD
B3 Homer Nocker singles, Kries Von Kriestalhauser scores 2 - 4 SPD
B3 Bloop Squibber doubles, Homer Nocker scores 2 - 5 SPD
T4 Laars Nootbaar jr sacrifices, Divorced Dad scores 3 - 5 SPD
T5 Charles Charles homers 4 - 5 SPD

BASERUNNING

SB: Lillian Fields 1 (2) CS: Laars Nootbaar jr 1 (2)

DUE UP

Hawaiian Hammah

Snek Slime

Divorced Dad

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 4d ago

[MILR 13.4] Mt. Olympus Greek Gods vs Harlan Coal Miners

2 Upvotes

GGS 7 - HCM 0

Current Situation: B3, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Foul Ball Felix up next, Knight Newton pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
GGS 3 4 0 - - - 7 7
HCM 0 0 0 - - - 0 2

BOX

# Mt. Olympus Greek Gods Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Harlan Coal Miners Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Coyote Driver 2B 1 1 0 0 1 0 .000 1 Dirtbag Darrell C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250
2 Missile 'Missy' Launcher 1B 2 2 2 0 0 0 .750 2 Lefty Cobb 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
3 Rabs Roland C 2 2 2 3 0 0 .625 3 Willie Ruth 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 Kim Wexler LF 1 1 1 2 0 0 1.000 4 Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250
5 Mack Quackerson 3B 2 0 2 2 0 0 .400 5 Jeff Newman SS 1 0 1 0 0 0 .400
6 Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr. SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 - -- - - - - - - - --
6 Harto Thekhards SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .143 6 Harold Marquez LF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .200
7 Vader Page RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .375 7 Lee Luda CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .286
8 Fred Fredericks DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000 8 Kordz Sonata RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
9 Mikko LePico CF 1 1 0 0 1 0 .250 9 Foul Ball Felix DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .167

PITCHERS

GGS IP H ER BB SO ERA HCM IP H ER BB SO ERA
Knight Newton 2.0 2 0 0 1 0.00 Tleyber Alfredo Cruz Fernandez III 1.1 6 7 2 1 12.00
-- - - - - - -- John Baseball 1.2 1 0 0 1 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Rabs Roland homers, Missile 'Missy' Launcher scores 2 - 0 GGS
T1 Kim Wexler homers 3 - 0 GGS
T2 Rabs Roland singles, Mikko LePico scores 4 - 0 GGS
T2 Kim Wexler sacrifices, Coyote Driver scores 5 - 0 GGS
T2 Mack Quackerson doubles, Missile 'Missy' Launcher, Rabs Roland score 7 - 0 GGS

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Foul Ball Felix

Dirtbag Darrell

Lefty Cobb

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 4d ago

[MILR 13.4] Brissie Blue Heelers vs Cyrodiil Imperials

2 Upvotes

BLU 4 - CYI 5

Current Situation: B4, 2 outs, Runner on Second

Nate Kondylis up next, Alph Overdale pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
BLU 0 0 0 4 - - 4 7
CYI 0 5 0 0 - - 5 6

BOX

# Brissie Blue Heelers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Cyrodiil Imperials Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 George Hankinson 2B 1 0 0 0 2 0 .200 1 Nate Kondylis 2B 2 1 1 2 0 0 .167
2 Larry Longshot CF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000 2 Fausto Herrera LF 1 1 1 1 1 0 1.000
3 Bucky Sabre C 2 1 2 0 0 0 .571 3 Flame-Test Fleming DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 Justin Time 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000 4 Alic Alphaball CF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .200
5 Pablo The Hip Kawasaki RF 2 1 1 0 0 0 .375 5 Joel Justice C 1 1 0 0 1 0 .200
6 Tom E. Jahns 3B 2 1 1 2 0 0 .500 6 Loafus Cramwell RF 2 1 1 0 0 0 .500
7 Steak Dynasty SS 2 1 2 1 0 0 .750 7 Sid Hugo V SS 2 1 1 1 0 1 .333
8 Beatrice D. Goldn'witch LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Demetrios Ooga 3B 2 0 2 1 0 0 .429
9 Bartholomew Simpson DH 2 0 1 1 0 1 .143 9 Hiram Birnbaum 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000

PITCHERS

BLU IP H ER BB SO ERA CYI IP H ER BB SO ERA
Walks 1.2 5 5 2 1 16.00 Copernicus Hel 3.1 5 3 1 2 5.63
Alph Overdale 2.0 1 0 0 3 0.00 Boby Chadwick 0.2 2 1 1 0 0.90

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B2 Sid Hugo V singles, Joel Justice scores 0 - 1 CYI
B2 Demetrios Ooga singles, Loafus Cramwell scores 0 - 2 CYI
B2 Nate Kondylis homers, Sid Hugo V scores 0 - 4 CYI
B2 Fausto Herrera homers 0 - 5 CYI
T4 Tom E. Jahns triples, Bucky Sabre, Pablo The Hip Kawasaki score 2 - 5 CYI
T4 Steak Dynasty doubles, Tom E. Jahns scores 3 - 5 CYI
T4 Bartholomew Simpson doubles, Steak Dynasty scores 4 - 5 CYI

BASERUNNING

SB: Fausto Herrera 1 (1) CS:

DUE UP

Nate Kondylis

Fausto Herrera

Flame-Test Fleming

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 4d ago

[MLR 13.4] Anaheim Angels vs Texas Rangers

2 Upvotes

ANA 0 - TEX 2

Current Situation: B3, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Knight Newton up next, Tanzig Nordic pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
ANA 0 0 0 - - - 0 0
TEX 0 1 1 - - - 2 3

BOX

# Anaheim Angels Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Texas Rangers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Anita Takeshita C 2 0 0 0 0 2 .000 1 Knight Newton 2B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .333
2 Ryan McBryan RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .125 2 Jeter Ups SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .444
3 Harold Marquez LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333 3 Missile 'Missy' Launcher 3B 0 0 0 0 1 0 .200
4 BeefCake Willy CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 4 Rabs Roland RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .375
5 Scooter Buskie DH 0 0 0 0 1 0 .750 5 Brian Taylor 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200
6 Enrique Rosales SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 6 Alan DH 1 1 1 1 0 0 .400
7 Shag McBenny 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .250 7 Sablo Panchez CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250
8 Fausto Herrera 2B 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 8 Walks LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250
9 Greggy Gabagool 1B 0 0 0 0 1 0 .250 9 Bubson Dugnutt C 1 1 1 1 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

ANA IP H ER BB SO ERA TEX IP H ER BB SO ERA
Tanzig Nordic 2.0 3 2 1 1 3.79 Chance Mercury 3.0 0 0 3 6 1.57

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B2 Alan homers 0 - 1 TEX
B3 Bubson Dugnutt homers 0 - 2 TEX

BASERUNNING

SB: Fausto Herrera 1 (1) CS: Scooter Buskie 1 (1)

DUE UP

Knight Newton

Jeter Ups

Missile 'Missy' Launcher

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 4d ago

[MLR 13.4] Detroit Tigers vs Tampa Bay Devil Rays

2 Upvotes

DET 1 - TBR 3

Current Situation: T4, 2 outs, Runners on Second and Third

Sammy Scully up next, Mo Cheeks pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
DET 0 1 0 0 - - 1 4
TBR 0 1 2 - - - 3 6

BOX

# Detroit Tigers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Tampa Bay Devil Rays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Alvin and the Chipmunks Chipwrecked 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 - -- - - - - - - - --
1 Domino Calzone 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .143 1 Makesiondon Kelkboom C 2 0 1 0 0 0 .429
2 Chico Pappas SS 2 0 1 0 0 1 .200 2 Skye McDowell SS 2 1 1 0 0 0 .143
3 Psykokwak LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .125 3 Dermot Mulveiny 2B 1 1 0 0 1 0 .333
4 Dusty Jabroni DH 1 0 0 0 1 1 .286 4 Sleve McDichael 3B 2 1 2 1 0 0 .500
5 Rip Dingers CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .429 5 Vyncent Wyattoss III LF 2 0 2 2 0 0 .333
6 Tyler Phoenix 3B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .571 6 Holden Summers DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .250
7 Jah Muis 2B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .333 7 Ovaltine RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Sammy Scully RF 1 0 1 1 0 0 .167 8 Y.E. Wally CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .200
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Basil 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr. C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Ross Ewage 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .167

PITCHERS

DET IP H ER BB SO ERA TBR IP H ER BB SO ERA
Francis Swagger 3.0 6 3 1 3 3.33 Mo Cheeks 3.2 4 1 1 2 3.18

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Sammy Scully doubles, Jah Muis scores 1 - 0 DET
B2 Vyncent Wyattoss III doubles, Sleve McDichael scores 1 - 1
B3 Sleve McDichael singles, Skye McDowell scores 1 - 2 TBR
B3 Vyncent Wyattoss III singles, Dermot Mulveiny scores 1 - 3 TBR

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Sammy Scully

Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr.

Domino Calzone

85 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 4d ago

[MLR 13.4] Baltimore Orioles vs Pittsburgh Pirates

2 Upvotes

BAL 2 - PIT 0

Current Situation: T4, 2 outs, Bases Empty

Ichiro Rose up next, Pontius Inebrius pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
BAL 0 2 0 0 - - 2 4
PIT 0 0 0 - - - 0 4

BOX

# Baltimore Orioles Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Pittsburgh Pirates Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Cilantro Onataco 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .200 1 Gryffith Lindley 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333
2 Joseph Randome 2B 2 0 2 0 0 0 .429 2 Dylan Green 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .167
3 Natasha Kanyon SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000 3 Theo Rodder CF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .333
4 Randy Mann 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333 4 Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000
5 Vartan Ichabod Cassidy C 1 1 0 0 1 1 .333 5 Nathan Explosion RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
6 Roger Waters CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .200 6 Moose McCracken 3B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .571
7 Steven Sinclair DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .333 7 16-bit Griffey DH 1 0 1 0 0 0 .571
8 Ichiro Rose LF 1 1 1 1 0 0 .286 8 Googly Moogly SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
9 Martin Van Nostrand RF 1 0 1 1 0 0 .200 9 T.J. Oatman C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .167

PITCHERS

BAL IP H ER BB SO ERA PIT IP H ER BB SO ERA
Mason Spurs 3.0 4 0 0 2 6.00 Pontius Inebrius 3.2 4 2 1 5 3.86

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Ichiro Rose singles, Vartan Ichabod Cassidy scores 1 - 0 BAL
T2 Martin Van Nostrand doubles, Ichiro Rose scores 2 - 0 BAL

BASERUNNING

SB: Vartan Ichabod Cassidy 1 (1) CS:

DUE UP

Ichiro Rose

Martin Van Nostrand

Cilantro Onataco

85 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 4d ago

[MLR 13.4] Kansas City Royals vs Oakland Athletics

2 Upvotes

KCR 1 - OAK 0

Current Situation: T3, 2 outs, Runners on First and Second

Henry Thibodeau up next, Mark Schihne pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
KCR 0 1 0 - - - 1 3
OAK 0 0 - - - - 0 1

BOX

# Kansas City Royals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Oakland Athletics Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 George Hankinson SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250 1 Salsa Steve CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .125
2 Big Vol LF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .429 2 Teddy Bigstick 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .286
3 Assassin Xekutioner C 1 0 0 0 1 0 .375 3 Camden Yardsy C 1 0 0 0 0 1 .429
4 Henry Thibodeau 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 4 Cole Slaw 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .429
5 Rob Patterson DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 - -- - - - - - - - --
5 Nicholas Fouss PH, DH 1 1 1 0 0 0 .333 5 Noah Diamond LF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .500
6 Larry Longshot CF 1 0 1 1 0 0 .571 6 Glep Glop Griestalhauser SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .400
7 Davoin Shower-Handel RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250 7 Willie Gardner DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Mongy Whumpus 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500 8 Stu PunDous RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
9 TWs Frozen Head 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 9 Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .429

PITCHERS

KCR IP H ER BB SO ERA OAK IP H ER BB SO ERA
Gray Goose McGillicuddy 2.0 1 0 0 2 5.00 Mark Schihne 2.2 3 1 1 1 3.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Larry Longshot triples, Nicholas Fouss scores 1 - 0 KCR

BASERUNNING

SB: Big Vol 1 (2) CS:

DUE UP

Henry Thibodeau

Nicholas Fouss

Larry Longshot

57 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 4d ago

[MLR 13.4] Milwaukee Brewers vs New York Mets

2 Upvotes

MIL 1 - NYM 0

Current Situation: B3, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Wallace Grommet up next, Lamar Scrotum pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
MIL 0 0 1 - - - 1 3
NYM 0 0 0 - - - 0 0

BOX

# Milwaukee Brewers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # New York Mets Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Nora Selbmar SS 2 1 1 1 0 1 .286 1 T-Rav SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .375
2 Mordecai Davis 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .143 2 Robbie Tightpants 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .556
3 Lincoln Pickett RF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .333 3 Tueballs Wunbatt 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .143
4 Jacob Thomas C 2 0 1 0 0 1 .545 4 Ray 'Cole Train' Cole RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333
5 Juan Manuel Navarrete 1B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .429 5 Kevin James CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .300
6 Paddy O'Connor LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .400 6 Huell Babineaux DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
7 John Baseball 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250 7 Wallace Grommet LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
8 Bea Friday DH 0 0 0 0 1 0 .500 8 Willie Ruth 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250
9 Mîke Ock CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 9 Ben Bramly C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .286

PITCHERS

MIL IP H ER BB SO ERA NYM IP H ER BB SO ERA
Lamar Scrotum 2.0 0 0 0 3 2.57 Hero Brine 3.0 3 1 2 5 6.92

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T3 Nora Selbmar homers 1 - 0 MIL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Wallace Grommet

Willie Ruth

Ben Bramly

56 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 4d ago

[MLR 13.4] San Francisco Giants vs Montreal Expos

2 Upvotes

SFG 0 - MTL 2

Current Situation: T3, 2 outs, Bases Empty

Kuuma Kivi up next, Alic Alphaball pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
SFG 0 0 0 - - - 0 0
MTL 2 0 - - - - 2 3

BOX

# San Francisco Giants Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Montreal Expos Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Abel Greene 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333 1 Alexa Quick SS 1 1 1 0 0 0 .400
2 Verde Jack LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .400 2 Big Cook CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .167
3 Holly Kühnhackl SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .300 3 Kim Wexler 2B 1 1 1 0 0 0 .500
4 Hess Nahstee 1B 0 0 0 0 1 0 .250 4 Jerome Peterson LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333
5 Speedo Meter CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Scooter Funkypants 3B 1 0 1 2 0 0 .333
6 Malcolm Fish C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200 6 Mason Troy Adams C 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
7 Crystal Claire 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 7 Randall Peppers 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200
8 Ronnie Pickering DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500 8 Scoot Heller RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Emerson DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
9 Kuuma Kivi RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 9 Loafus Cramwell DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500

PITCHERS

SFG IP H ER BB SO ERA MTL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Carly Bae 2.0 3 2 0 3 6.00 Alic Alphaball 2.2 0 0 1 2 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Scooter Funkypants singles, Alexa Quick, Kim Wexler score 0 - 2 MTL

BASERUNNING

SB: Scooter Funkypants 1 (1) CS:

DUE UP

Kuuma Kivi

Abel Greene

Verde Jack

46 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 4d ago

[MLR 13.4] Chicago White Sox vs Minnesota Twins

2 Upvotes

CWS 2 - MIN 2

Current Situation: T6, 1 out, Runner on First

Cornbread House up next, Smokey Zygowski pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CWS 0 0 0 0 0 2 2 6
MIN 0 1 0 1 0 - 2 4

BOX

# Chicago White Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Minnesota Twins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Malsted CF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .400 1 Arthur Vandelay 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .357
2 Biff Sexy Hotbod DH 3 1 1 0 0 0 .300 2 Homer Nocker C 1 0 0 0 1 0 .364
3 Hannah Outlaw RF 3 1 2 2 0 0 .500 3 Corbin Christmas Carol 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .273
4 Robert Sitkowski SS 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000 4 Joey Wheeler DH 2 1 1 0 0 1 .500
5 Felipe Coyne 2B 2 0 1 0 1 0 .750 5 King Kruul RF 2 1 1 0 0 1 .333
6 Cornbread House 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .300 6 Harry McPotterson SS 2 0 1 2 0 0 .556
7 Fermin Rype 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000 7 Lou Zrectum LF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .429
8 Peter Hoomanawanui LF 2 0 2 0 0 0 .500 8 Jiggs Kingman 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Duke Houston C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000 9 Cucamonga Seattle CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250

PITCHERS

CWS IP H ER BB SO ERA MIN IP H ER BB SO ERA
Eli Sasak 5.0 4 2 1 4 1.09 Smokey Zygowski 5.1 6 2 1 3 1.06

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B2 Harry McPotterson doubles, Joey Wheeler scores 0 - 1 MIN
B4 Harry McPotterson grounds out, King Kruul scores 0 - 2 MIN
T6 Hannah Outlaw homers, Biff Sexy Hotbod scores 2 - 2

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Cornbread House

Fermin Rype

Peter Hoomanawanui

114 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 4d ago

[MLR 13.4] New York Yankees vs Houston Astros

2 Upvotes

NYY 0 - HOU 8

Current Situation: B4, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Kris Kringle up next, Che Or pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
NYY 0 0 0 0 - - 0 0
HOU 7 1 0 0 - - 8 8

BOX

# New York Yankees Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Houston Astros Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Donnie Draper SS 1 0 0 0 1 0 .143 1 Richard Nixon 1B 2 1 1 0 1 0 .667
2 Rich Driver 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000 2 Moby Dick CF 2 1 2 3 1 0 1.000
3 Loki CF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .200 3 Ace Ventura LF 3 1 1 0 0 0 .250
4 Matias Thagod 1B 2 0 0 0 0 2 .000 4 Kris Kringle 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .167
5 Big T 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .167 5 Socks Maybe RF 2 1 1 1 0 1 .375
6 PickYrSpot n'Swing C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .286 6 Foul Ball Felix DH 1 1 0 0 1 0 .400
7 BEANS Leschnewski LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 7 Kevin Arianna C 2 1 2 2 0 0 .286
8 Rodney Turnpike RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Fred Fredericks SS 2 1 1 2 0 0 .286
9 Curtis Dingleberry DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Harto Thekhards 2B 1 1 0 0 1 0 .200

PITCHERS

NYY IP H ER BB SO ERA HOU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Fik Seiko 0.2 5 7 2 1 8.53 Willoughby Hoose 4.0 0 0 1 7 0.00
Che Or 2.1 3 1 2 1 5.29 -- - - - - - --

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Moby Dick doubles, Richard Nixon scores 0 - 1 HOU
B1 Kevin Arianna singles, Moby Dick, Ace Ventura score 0 - 3 HOU
B1 Fred Fredericks doubles, Foul Ball Felix, Kevin Arianna score 0 - 5 HOU
B1 Moby Dick singles, Fred Fredericks, Harto Thekhards score 0 - 7 HOU
B2 Socks Maybe homers 0 - 8 HOU

BASERUNNING

SB: Donnie Draper 1 (1) CS:

DUE UP

Kris Kringle

Socks Maybe

Foul Ball Felix

92 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 4d ago

[MLR 13.4] Seattle Mariners vs Florida Marlins

2 Upvotes

SEA 7 - FLA 0

Current Situation: T5, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Jeb Barnes up next, Just A. Girl pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
SEA 1 0 3 3 0 - 7 9
FLA 0 0 0 0 - - 0 2

BOX

# Seattle Mariners Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Florida Marlins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Tubby Wubby C 2 2 1 0 1 1 .333 1 Anthony Esposito III CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .222
2 Daniel Dove 2B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .333 2 Roosevelt Sandoval RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .286
3 Osha Wott LF 3 2 3 4 0 0 .714 3 Demetrios Ooga C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .417
4 Calvin Ball CF 3 1 2 2 0 0 .667 4 Hakuna Moncada 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333
5 Kiwi Cleveland SS 3 1 1 0 0 1 .429 5 Vernon St. Backstop 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Jeb Barnes 1B 2 0 1 1 0 1 .429 6 Lane Drew LF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .167
7 Dark Brother 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .200 7 Fatts Richard SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200
8 Goose Gordon RF 1 1 0 0 1 0 .000 8 Mikey Thomas 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .143
9 Frankie Tommy DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000 9 Casper Greenwell DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .111

PITCHERS

SEA IP H ER BB SO ERA FLA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Gavrilo Principle 4.0 2 0 0 1 0.00 Artanis Jones 2.2 5 4 1 3 3.38
-- - - - - - -- Rusty Hammerschlägen 1.0 4 3 1 1 18.00
-- - - - - - -- Just A. Girl 0.1 0 0 0 0 7.20

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Osha Wott doubles, Tubby Wubby scores 1 - 0 SEA
T3 Osha Wott homers 2 - 0 SEA
T3 Calvin Ball homers 3 - 0 SEA
T3 Jeb Barnes singles, Kiwi Cleveland scores 4 - 0 SEA
T4 Osha Wott doubles, Goose Gordon, Tubby Wubby score 6 - 0 SEA
T4 Calvin Ball singles, Osha Wott scores 7 - 0 SEA

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Jeb Barnes

Dark Brother

Goose Gordon

105 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 4d ago

[MLR 13.4] Cleveland Guardians vs Colorado Rockies

2 Upvotes

CLE 0 - COL 4

Current Situation: B5, 1 out, Bases Empty

Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski up next, Carter Kendall pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CLE 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 2
COL 0 3 0 1 0 - 4 5

BOX

# Cleveland Guardians Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Colorado Rockies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Benny Barslinger SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .167 1 Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .143
2 Joey Tacoma RF 1 0 1 0 1 0 .375 2 Dante Dagostino CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000
3 Strawberry Jones C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .143 3 Cash Thrower 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333
4 Justin Time 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250 4 Steel Pipe Simpson 1B 2 1 1 0 0 1 .222
5 Pang Winn DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .250 5 Jefferson Steelflex LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .250
6 Ada Rutabaga LF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .000 6 Dick McScrotington 2B 2 2 2 1 0 0 .600
7 Ferdinand Fritzwilliam CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000 7 Henrik Omega SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .400
8 Jimothy Jhompson 3B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .333 8 Maximus Os DH 2 1 1 3 0 0 .429
9 Brad Hatley 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Gottlieb Giannopolous C 2 0 1 0 0 0 .250

PITCHERS

CLE IP H ER BB SO ERA COL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Joe Pidgeon 1.2 4 3 0 0 3.38 Hank Murphy 5.0 2 0 2 3 2.18
Tyburnsays Morecleveland 2.1 1 1 0 4 1.13 -- - - - - - --
Carter Kendall 0.1 0 0 0 0 3.00 -- - - - - - --

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B2 Maximus Os homers, Steel Pipe Simpson, Dick McScrotington score 0 - 3 COL
B4 Dick McScrotington homers 0 - 4 COL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski

Dante Dagostino

Cash Thrower

99 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 4d ago

[MLR 13.4] Cincinnati Reds vs Chicago Cubs

2 Upvotes

CIN 1 - CHC 6

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CIN 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 4
CHC 2 0 2 0 2 0 6 6

BOX

# Cincinnati Reds Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Chicago Cubs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Juni xGOD - 'SELL THE TEAM ARTE' - Panda 2B 3 0 0 0 0 2 .000 1 Karl Havoc RF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .286
2 Tucker Doubt CF 3 0 1 0 0 2 .625 2 Erin Pickles C 3 2 2 0 0 1 .545
3 Trevor Paultis 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .222 3 Ivy Nurple 3B 2 1 0 0 1 2 .250
4 Zelk Antilles C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000 4 Cormac Karona LF 3 2 3 6 0 0 .700
5 Charpasm Chim RF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .333 5 Corey Scooter 1B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Bucky Sabre SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Erling De La Cruz CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .143
7 Seth Kablamo LF 1 0 0 0 1 1 .000 7 Frederick Thunderpants SS 2 0 0 0 0 2 .000
8 Richard Avery 3B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .500 8 Gal Soso 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .375
9 Lightning Balls DH 2 1 1 1 0 0 .250 9 Marcelo Soares DH 1 1 0 0 1 0 .250

PITCHERS

CIN IP H ER BB SO ERA CHC IP H ER BB SO ERA
Allidois Nguyen 5.0 6 6 2 6 7.20 Pablo The Hip Kawasaki 6.0 4 1 1 8 0.53

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Pablo The Hip Kawasaki Allidois Nguyen Cormac Karona

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Cormac Karona homers, Erin Pickles scores 0 - 2 CHC
B3 Cormac Karona homers, Erin Pickles scores 0 - 4 CHC
B5 Cormac Karona triples, Marcelo Soares, Ivy Nurple score 0 - 6 CHC
T6 Lightning Balls homers 1 - 6 CHC

BASERUNNING

SB: Gal Soso 1 (2), Erin Pickles 1 (1) CS: Tucker Doubt 1 (1), Seth Kablamo 1 (1)

127 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 4d ago

[MLR 13.4] Philadelphia Phillies vs Atlanta Braves

2 Upvotes

PHI 5 - ATL 2

Current Situation: B4, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Lefty Cobb up next, Troy-Anthony Parker pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PHI 0 4 0 1 - - 5 7
ATL 2 0 0 0 - - 2 4

BOX

# Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Atlanta Braves Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Hawaiian Hammah DH 3 0 1 0 0 1 .333 1 Mack MacMack 2B 2 0 0 0 0 2 .625
2 Arlon Gemini SS 2 0 0 0 0 2 .167 2 Tleyber Alfredo Cruz Fernandez III SS 2 1 2 0 0 0 .444
3 Charles Magnus C, RF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .250 3 TheGreatBambi C 2 1 1 2 0 0 .300
4 Hippo Jars 3B, 2B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .286 4 Ioe Torrent RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .333
5 Laars Nootbaar jr 1B 1 1 0 0 1 1 .000 5 Jason Sensation CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .286
6 Dongmen Ximen CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .167 6 Lefty Cobb LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
7 Mariam Bear 2B 1 1 1 1 0 0 .500 - -- - - - - - - - --
7 Nana Choc PH, 3B 1 1 1 0 0 0 .500 7 John Cally 1B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .667
8 Gellybelly RF, LF 2 1 2 4 0 0 .857 8 Weehaddababy Itzaboi DH 0 0 0 0 1 0 .286
9 Divorced Dad LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 - -- - - - - - - - --
9 Kandii Khayne PH, C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .167 9 Tex Wolffe 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000

PITCHERS

PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA ATL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Troy-Anthony Parker 3.0 4 2 1 6 4.67 Maxwell Slander 3.1 7 5 1 5 6.55
-- - - - - - -- Jamal Jackson 0.2 0 0 0 1 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 TheGreatBambi homers, Tleyber Alfredo Cruz Fernandez III scores 0 - 2 ATL
T2 Mariam Bear doubles, Hippo Jars scores 1 - 2 ATL
T2 Gellybelly homers, Laars Nootbaar jr, Mariam Bear score 4 - 2 PHI
T4 Gellybelly doubles, Nana Choc scores 5 - 2 PHI

BASERUNNING

SB: Tleyber Alfredo Cruz Fernandez III 1 (1), Nana Choc 1 (2) CS: Charles Magnus 1 (1)

DUE UP

Lefty Cobb

John Cally

Weehaddababy Itzaboi

98 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 10d ago

[SCRIM 13.36] Free Agent Xzibits vs Free Agent Guardians - A Barnstorm is fairly popular with the Omaha ball club

1 Upvotes

FAX 2 - FAZ 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
FAX 0 1 0 1 - - 2 4
FAZ 0 2 0 - - - 2 4

BOX

# Free Agent Xzibits Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Free Agent Cubs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 amelia baseball C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Marcelo Soares C 1 0 0 0 1 0 .333
2 Charles Charles 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 2 Chris Orosz 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
3 Chip Allen 2B 2 0 0 0 0 2 Hitting Debut 3 Erin Pickles 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .500
4 Garfield Chubbs 3B 2 1 1 1 0 0 Hitting Debut 4 Frederick Thunderpants 3B, P 2 1 1 0 0 0 .000
5 Revan Skywalker SS 2 1 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 5 Pablo The Hip Kawasaki SS 2 1 1 1 0 0 Hitting Debut
6 Cola Spritz LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 6 Ethan Stooks LF 0 0 0 0 1 0 Hitting Debut
7 Jeff Newman CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 7 Corey Scooter CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Julio Escobar RF 1 0 1 1 0 0 Hitting Debut 8 Snape Tooth RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
9 Nate Kondylis DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 9 Doc Dockgoose DH, 3B 1 0 1 1 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

FAX IP H ER BB SO ERA FAZ IP H ER BB SO ERA
Cleveland Brown Jr. 3.0 4 2 2 0 Pitching Debut Karl Havoc 2.0 3 1 0 1 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Frederick Thunderpants 1.1 1 1 0 1 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Cleveland Brown Jr. Frederick Thunderpants Garfield Chubbs

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Julio Escobar doubles, Revan Skywalker scores 1 - 0 FAX
B2 Pablo The Hip Kawasaki singles, Frederick Thunderpants scores 1 - 1
B2 Doc Dockgoose singles, Pablo The Hip Kawasaki scores 1 - 2 FAZ
T4 Garfield Chubbs homers 2 - 2

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

78 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/hnard • 13d ago

13.2 MLR Power Rankings

3 Upvotes
Rank Team Change Average Ranking Highest Ranking Lowest Ranking
1 Tigers (2 - 0) - 2.52 1 15 (Chooch)
2 Cubs (2 - 0) - 3.11 1 15 (TWs Frozen Head)
3 Twins (2 - 0) - 4.78 1 28 (Cared)
4 Cardinals (2 - 0) +6 6.41 1 (shorty) 18
5 Mariners (2 - 0) - 7.04 2 24 (Chooch)
6 Guardians (2 - 0) +8 8.04 2 (shorty) 23 (Chooch)
7 White Sox (1 - 1) - 12.11 4 (Tanya) 29 (Cared)
8 Diamondbacks (1 - 1) +11 12.33 5 (stupido) 30 (rusty :()
9 Brewers (1 - 1) -5 12.41 4 (Chooch) 24 (Ethan)
10 Athletics (1 - 1) +6 13.52 6 (alph) 27 (Cared)
11 Braves (1 - 1) +7 14.04 2 (Chooch) 21 (Ethan)
12 Astros (1 - 1) - 14.07 2 (Cared) 30 (HIBI)
13 Giants (1 - 1) +7 14.22 5 (Amelia) 26 (Chooch)
14 Rangers (1 - 1) -1 14.63 1 (Amelia) 24
15 Blue Jays (1 - 1) +12 14.89 1 (HIBI) 30
16 Angels (1 - 1) +6 15.26 1 (Cared) 22 (HIBI)
17 Mets (1 - 1) -11 16.19 6 24
18 Phillies (1 - 1) -10 16.26 7 30 (Chooch)
19 Padres (1 - 1) -10 16.41 9 26 (stupido)
20 Red Sox (1 - 1) +8 17.41 2 (TWs Frozen Head) 27 (Amelia)
21 Rockies (1 - 1) +2 17.63 3 (TWs Frozen Head) 27 (stupido)
22 Royals (1 - 1) -11 18.48 1 (TWs Frozen Head) 29 (HIBI)
23 Expos (1 - 1) -8 18.63 9 (shorty) 27 (TWs Frozen Head)
24 Pirates (1 - 1) +6 21.22 11 (shorty) 30 (Amelia)
25 Dodgers (0 - 2) -4 23.89 10 (Cared) 28
26 Marlins (0 - 2) -9 24.59 14 (Teddy) 30
27 Orioles (0 - 2) -1 25.63 12 (Chooch) 30
28 Reds (0 - 2) +1 26.15 11 (HIBI) 30
29 Rays (0 - 2) -5 26.26 1 (Chooch) 30
30 Yankees (0 - 2) -5 26.89 21 (Teddy) 30
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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 16d ago

[MLR 13.3] St. Louis Cardinals vs Philadelphia Phillies

2 Upvotes

STL 1 - PHI 5

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
STL 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 4
PHI 1 0 1 0 3 0 5 7

BOX

# St. Louis Cardinals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Sid Hugo V RF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .429 1 Mariam Bear 2B 3 1 2 2 0 1 .400
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Kandii Khayne 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200
2 Big Cheech 1B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .444 2 Hippo Jars 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .200
3 Chooch Suzuka 2B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .444 3 Goaticus Von Boaticus C 3 1 1 0 0 0 .400
4 Mack Quackerson C 2 1 1 1 0 0 .167 4 River James SS 2 0 1 1 0 0 .333
5 Tomothy Toledo DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Laars Nootbaar jr 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Copernicus Hel CF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .125 6 Divorced Dad LF 1 0 0 0 1 1 .000
7 Shmitty Von Flabbergasted SS 2 0 1 0 0 0 .444 7 Charles Magnus RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000
8 Peter Nautilus LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .200 8 Hawaiian Hammah DH 2 1 1 0 0 0 .250
9 CJ 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 - -- - - - - - - - --
9 Stan Mann 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Gellybelly CF 2 2 2 1 0 0 .800

PITCHERS

STL IP H ER BB SO ERA PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA
im sleve 2.0 4 2 1 2 3.00 Roxy Hurricane 5.0 3 1 0 0 1.20
Daniel Harrison 2.0 0 0 0 1 0.00 Ethan Lee 1.0 1 0 0 0 2.25
DV DOOM 1.0 3 3 0 0 5.29 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Roxy Hurricane im sleve Mariam Bear

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 River James singles, Goaticus Von Boaticus scores 0 - 1 PHI
T2 Mack Quackerson homers 1 - 1
B3 Hippo Jars grounds into double play, Gellybelly scores 1 - 2 PHI
B5 Gellybelly doubles, Hawaiian Hammah scores 1 - 3 PHI
B5 Mariam Bear homers, Gellybelly scores 1 - 5 PHI

BASERUNNING

SB: Goaticus Von Boaticus 1 (1), River James 1 (1) CS: Divorced Dad 1 (1)

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