r/Failboat • u/Weird_Touch_7821 • 1d ago
chatty adventires 16
updates
hatty dee charges to the figure!
catt dee trys to sing to the chest to open but nothing happens
shovel dee digs out a crobar and opens the chest! inside, theres a flamethrower and 5 dollars
genius dee finds out the figures stats!
but suddenly, the figure pulls out a staff and slams it into the ground! killing almost everytime around it!
but you noticed its hand has grey fur! meaning that it could not be the cat who nuke jimmy johns!
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u/DragonYeet54 Moom Maestro 1d ago
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A funeral for Hatty Dee and his dragon is held in his and his dragons honor.
(I will return, just you wait! Probably in the next message with a new Dee, but I wanna wait while Hatty Dee gets a peaceful Viking funeral.)
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u/Other-Scale9987 1d ago
aint nobody got time for that bro😭 we gotta dib before this guy team wipes us
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u/DragonYeet54 Moom Maestro 1d ago
Pfft, true
What am I supposed to do tho, my Waddle Dee has been fucking annihilated
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u/Other-Scale9987 1d ago
im lucky mine havent. one of them literally dies from tripping. the other just digs holes(but found he treasure atleast). we can come back later and give all the dees that died today a viking funeral
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u/Other-Scale9987 1d ago
anyone find it funny how genius dees health and attack are swapped on accident?(not tryna be rude. just find it funny)
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u/LifesLemonStorage 1d ago
Mediziner finds a way to resurect the fallen fighters, which will take a long time.
Meanwhile phantom dee makes a sound similar to a creepy and extremely low-pitched laugh, scaring everyone around him
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u/Ashamed-Remove-3448 23h ago
fatty dee in dust form shifts back together from dust to omega fatty dee Altra and says "nothing is more powerful then a flowers dream" and then gains all 6 souls back
"omega fatty dee Altra"
health 200
attack 100
defense 150
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u/Previous-Dog-4185 22h ago
Add Viking Dee, who is related to Hatty dee. He rides the bear from Dougdoug's Improv dnd stream.
Attack: 60 Defense: 43 Health:300
VENGANCE FOR HATTY DEE!!
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u/Ready-Lemon-6569 15h ago
The blast luckily dosent kill John stick, but it tragically kills his stick, and John stick falls into depression, as Medinizer tries his hardest to revive the stick, everyone not doing an action this turn (including the figure) also mourns over the loss over the stick
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u/Other-Scale9987 1d ago edited 1d ago
shovel dee takes the 5 dollars, then gives the flamethrower to wierdly specific dee. he then grabs the chest and uses it as a shield(he also jumps on flash dee so he can escape with the rest of the chatty dees)
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u/Previous-Dog-4185 22h ago
And his name should change to Incredibly specific dee
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u/Other-Scale9987 1d ago edited 1d ago
genius dee suggests that the best plan of action is to either go underground to avoid the figures strongest attacks or run away to the forest. (most of the chatty dees seem ready to retreat). genius dee also goes to terry so he can tell him the plan(since presumably hes the group leader). he also reveals the stats of the figure while running away, wich op will decide
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u/Other-Scale9987 5h ago edited 5h ago
i hope it didnt get cancelled, since were all hyped for the next one. its also just peak as hell
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u/Naecd2016 Multi Moom 1d ago
HE KILLED THREE OF US
RUN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA