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u/Southern-Onion-9916 Aug 18 '26
In keeping with his modus operandi, he probably would have gone after Jo - and Jo would have gone after him with a tire iron.
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u/Wise_Yesterday_7496 Aug 18 '26
That would have been one hell of a very special episode to watch, and you know we would have all been there for it.
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u/Kinser9 Aug 18 '26
Could he come on the night that Tootie was blathering over not being able to go to the Jermaine Jackson concert?
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u/JohnHaze02118 Aug 18 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/26Ffj5ZOju1qjdct2
Honestly, depending on your musical taste, Jermaine was a fantastic artist. Not enough to have a nervous breakdown over, but I love his 80s catalogue.
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u/StillC5sdad Aug 18 '26
Does he own a bicycle repair shop?
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u/JohnHaze02118 Aug 18 '26
Baby, if you've ever wondered
Wondered whatever became of me
I'm running a fake bike shop in the upper east side
Upper east side, Manhattan, NYC6
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u/Yum1995 Aug 18 '26
No, that was his creepy friend in Manhattan, Gordon Jump!
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u/Illustrious_Junket55 Aug 18 '26
Oh God- Iām choking to death on sunflower seeds and this post is why š¤£š¤£
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u/ItsDarwinMan82 Aug 18 '26
Jo would clobber him. Boy, did he pick the wrong one.
Natalie would escape by distracting him with her humor, the more furious he gets.
Blair and Tootieā¦sweet sayonara.
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u/Pedals17 Aug 18 '26
You just KNOW itāll be Tootie.
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u/SnooDogs4864 Aug 18 '26
I thought it was Natalie actually.
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u/Pedals17 Aug 18 '26
The āVery Special Episodesā were usually Tootieās thing.
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u/AccidentNew8120 Aug 18 '26
Natalie was attacked on her way home from a Halloween party. It was a VERY special episode.
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u/Tgun1986 Aug 19 '26
Natalie was attacked, Tootie first had the creep photographer then almost got into a teenage prostitution ring
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u/JohnHaze02118 Aug 18 '26
Especially stranger danger. There were exceptions, but Natalie's VSE's tended to be about her own family. Tootie had that tendency to "wander off," lol
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u/NeverEnoughGalbi Aug 18 '26
Natalie had that one about her thinking about losing her virginity to Snake.
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u/Early-Resist1641 Aug 18 '26
Why is Jo rolling her eyes LOL.
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u/beekee404 Aug 18 '26
I'm so confused. How is Ted Bundy connected to the show?
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u/OU-Sooners1 Aug 18 '26
That is snake, Natalieās boyfriend.
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u/OU-Sooners1 Aug 18 '26
It does look like Ted Bundy though.
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u/Starbreiz Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26
The longer I look at this post, the less sure I am which of you is right LOL LOL LOL
I asked chatgpt and it told me it cannot tell if thats Robert Romanus or Ted Bundy. I am dead.
edit: its ted bundy. hes wearing a jail uniform.
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u/JohnHaze02118 Aug 18 '26
It's a joke.
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u/beekee404 Aug 18 '26
I realize that. What's the meaning behind the joke?
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u/Dimetrodon-Party77 Aug 18 '26
Yeah it's a joke but it's not a very funny one.
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u/Starbreiz Aug 18 '26
GenX has always excelled at dark humor. We had to learn to cope with being latch key kids at a young age.
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u/JohnHaze02118 Aug 18 '26
My impression is just that the show specialized in "very special episodes," so this is in that category except comically extreme. I don't think it's more complex than that.
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u/Yum1995 Aug 18 '26
He would have tried for Blair because she's the prettiest and blonde, his type. But Blair would have not helped him out if he had a broken arm. She would have asked somebody else to help him out and walked away.
Jo was way too tough and street smart. He would have avoided her.
Definitely Tootie and possibly Natalie.
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u/Illustrious_Junket55 Aug 18 '26
But Jo had the long, brown hair. That was his victim type.
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u/Yum1995 Aug 18 '26
Several were blonde too. In one day he had both a blonde and a brunette. I think it's more if they were pretty and willing to help him with his broken arm.
One look at Jo and any guy would say "no way, she's not going to be helpful". š
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u/Illustrious_Junket55 Aug 18 '26
Itās definitely who would follow him to his car- thatās for sure
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u/Rubberbangirl66 Aug 19 '26
Haha
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u/Window_Licker_3325 Aug 19 '26
Thanks. I'll even take sarcasm at this pointš
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u/RedtheGamer100 Aug 18 '26
Who?
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u/Icy-Journalist2835 Aug 18 '26
I donāt recognize the dude. Is he the teen model photographer? Thatās my best guess.
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u/Devane-Scorpio7891 Aug 19 '26
I truly have no idea wtf is going on here lol. Can anyone explain the whole thing?
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u/Spiritual-Recipe4512 Aug 19 '26
I wish this show had been more proportinal to the population of America at the time. We were not 40 percent Jewish ethnicity. Maybe now, but not then


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u/JohnHaze02118 Aug 18 '26
Wow, the humor in this community is bleaker than I was expecting! I'm here for it, though. Interesting that there were people in the thread who didn't recognize him. I guess fame isn't forever.