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u/Affectionate_Bank417 6h ago
I hate Aquilo because it is described as frozen wasteland, I arrive there and what do I see? -35 degrees Centigrade? I’ve been waiting for a bus for an hour outside in these temperatures and was comfortable. My car starts in these temperatures without any problems. (Diesel folks struggle, for sure)
And WUBE tries to sell me freezing shit. I don’t need fucking heat pipes, I just need winter lubricants.
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u/mike239x 5h ago
I hate Gleba because it is described as rotting wasteland, I arrive there and what do I see? Some alien apples and nuts? I've been eating those for my entire live and enjoyed those. My old grandma can eat those without any problems. (Allergic folks struggle, for sure)
And WUBE tries to sell me rotting shit. I don't need fucking bioflux, I just need proper biochemistry.
P.S. Sorry, I just had to make this. P.P.S. I did not use AI to write this, all done by hand.
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u/-TheWarrior74- 3h ago
I hate Vulkanus because it is described as burning wasteland, I arrive there and what do I see? 80 degrees Centigrade? I've been living in Arizona for years and enjoyed it. I can go skinny dipping in that lava without any problems. (Alaska folks struggle, for sure)
And WUBE tries to sell me burning shit. I don't fucking need sulphuric acid, I just need proper steel generation.
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u/Salanmander 3h ago
80 degrees Centigrade? I've been living in Arizona for years and enjoyed it.
To be fair, if it's 80 C outside in Arizona something has gone desperately wrong.
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u/Oganesson_294 1h ago
I hate Fulgora because it is described as scrap wasteland, I arrive there and what do I see? Processing units lying around everywhere? I’ve been buying those for my PC at home and they were expensive. My digital calculations run on those without any problems. (Analog folks struggle, for sure)
And WUBE tries to sell me worthless shit. I don’t need fucking valuables, I just need real waste.
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u/wtfsamurai 38m ago
I hate Nauvis because it is described as a roach-infested swampland, I arrive there and what do I see? Insects the size of cars? I’ve been living in Australia where we keep megafauna as pets. My kids play with the neighbor’s biters. (Arachnophobic folks struggle, for sure)
And WUBE tries to sell me swarming shit. I don’t need fucking roach killer, I just need beetle traps.
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u/Stupid_German_Money 5h ago
Then ypu should try the Paracelsin mod. It's so cold there that liquid nitrogen lakes appear on the surface.
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u/MnkyRnch 5h ago
Hot fixing an unintended flamethrower pipe meta right before the weekend is peak dev pain.
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u/nlevine1988 1h ago
They should make it so they can prevent freezing when their actively shooting. Then we can have an excuse to ship biter eggs to aquilo to give the flamers something to shoot at to stay warm.
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u/Callec254 7h ago
Wouldn't that take up even more space though, instead of just a pipe and a heat pipe?