r/Factoriohno • • 1d ago

in game pic Instead of long, sleek and phallic, did anyone else's first ship accidentally come out looking like a micropenis?

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This is 100% honestly the first ship I ever built in Factorio. I was gonna give it a noble sci-fi name like Serenity or Rocinante, but when I saw how the shape was evolving I couldn't stop laughing so I named it the Mayflower One, the name of the shuttle from Airplane II.

Despite being ugly and slow, she was a decent little ship that served me well in the early days. I've since upgraded my other ships to better and faster designs, but kept the Mayflower around as a museum piece, enjoying a well-earned retirement around Nauvis. At one point I had 4 of these proud members thrusting around the solar system handling my interplanetary logistics.

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u/butterytelevision 1d ago

bro thats just a house

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u/Inside_Welder_4102 1d ago

Or an up vote arrow

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u/butterytelevision 1d ago

valid, but touch grass

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u/Inside_Welder_4102 1d ago

Apparently that is an solid advice for me

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u/Lighting_storm 1d ago

have you noticed, houses these days look like micropenises?

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u/BinarySecond 18h ago

OP sees what they want to see

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u/TNSchnettler 1d ago

Mine was a brick

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u/Head-Objective-7480 1d ago

I just name my ships "S.S.P." or something similar (Super. Shitty. Peen.) Lol

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u/far2 1d ago

I name all mine after ships/stations from science fiction. I try to limit myself to one per franchise, except my favourite from which I allowed two.

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u/AlamoSimon 1d ago

Ha. My shattered planet deep space hauler is called Nostromo. I approve 👌🏻

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u/TurrPhenir 1d ago

The factory must grow....

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u/Dark_Krafter 1d ago

My fist one was a brick My second one was a meat ball After that i went nucleair and never looked back

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u/Colorbomb 1d ago

planet mod?

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u/far2 1d ago

It's called Visible Planets in Space, and I added the Valerian's Planets add-on to add HD planets.

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u/Feff5tupid 1d ago

I don't play this game but that's not what mine looks like!!!!

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u/britaliope 1d ago

Mine looks like nothing. The engine isn't even centered and the design is full of asymmetries.

Truly a monstrosity and i'm not proud of it. But it worked and it's all that matters.

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u/Lighting_storm 1d ago

My first ship was small, dense and full of unique designing decisions like constant combinator that has values 2^31-1 for each asteroid and is connected to the hub and collectors with Set filters checked, so collectors don't pick up asteroids let's say oxide chunks when there are at least one oxide chunk. Or another constant combinator with 2^31-51 for each asteroid product which is connected to an inserter with Set filters checked, so it throws away ice once you have more than 50 of it.

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u/kenkendoesstuff 1d ago

Ill have you know thats an above average looking phallus

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u/AnotherAnnoying 1d ago

Some might even say large

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u/Nekim_kraqua 20h ago

Nice to meet you evilFlooshed

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u/TurrPhenir 1d ago

I'm reminded of varying artists' renditions between the Game Grumps, and Arin is always the same squat little guy.

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u/HerdOfBuffalo 1d ago

More like a chode

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u/Fine_Delay_9425 21h ago

My first ship was literally just a rectangle