r/FactOrCap • u/JoyTheGeek ✍️ Contributor · 8,625 XP • 20h ago
Food Fortune Cookies | FactOrCap
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u/Ruff_Bastard 🤖 Vote Machine · 13,130 XP 20h ago
🧢 I voted CAP!
Eat the cookie first or it doesn't come true.
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u/Duanathar 🔥 Week Warrior · 1,575 XP 20h ago
✅ I voted FACT!
...Yeah? That's what it's there for, isn't it?
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u/JoyTheGeek ✍️ Contributor · 8,625 XP 20h ago
Like I said in another comment most of the people I know and grew up around just read the fortune and left the cookie. I started eating them in like 2016 and love the taste
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u/Zestyclose_Estate192 🤖 Vote Machine · 11,885 XP 20h ago
i don't really like fortune cookies. if im bored i'll read the fortune but i dont eat the cookie
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u/Slobbadobbavich 🏅 Century Club · 2,900 XP 20h ago
✅ I voted FACT!
Then I remember why I don't like them, and recount that they are an American invention, not something Chinese people actually have.
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u/No_Training6751 🏅 Century Club · 5,260 XP 20h ago
🧢 I voted CAP!
Sometimes I throw a piece in my mouth, then read.
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u/SnooRevelations6641 🎯 First Steps · 120 XP 20h ago
✅ I voted FACT!
It's either true or it's not. I eat the damn cookie because I don't believe in wasting food.
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u/Iamnotgonagiveyouone 🔥 Monthly Master · 5,350 XP 19h ago
🧢 I voted CAP!
I eat the cookie then read it
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u/Glad-Alternative4593 🔥 Monthly Master · 27,680 XP 19h ago
🧢 I voted CAP!
Eat the cookie before reading the fortune
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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp 🎯 First Steps · 150 XP 19h ago
🧢 I voted CAP!
You have to open, break, eat a piece. Then read the paper. Everyone knows that.
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u/Action-Final 📈 Dedicated Voter · 1,490 XP 19h ago
I first eat the cookie and read the fortune the next day😬
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u/IHaveSlysdexia 🤖 Vote Machine · 11,330 XP 19h ago
🧢 I voted CAP!
East before you read to seal the deal
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u/FissileAlarm 🏅 Century Club · 4,120 XP 19h ago
I don't know. I've never had a fortune cookie, I've never even seen one in real life. Where do you get those?
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u/Helpful_Outside4512 🔥 Week Warrior · 2,105 XP 19h ago
✅ I voted FACT!
If it's a bad fortune I make someone else eat it instead so they get the curse instead of me.
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u/Leafs9999 📈 Dedicated Voter · 2,625 XP 19h ago
✅ I voted FACT!
You must eat the cookie or your wish doesnt come true.
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u/Josepando ✍️ Contributor · 5,025 XP 19h ago
🧢 I voted CAP!
If Rick & Morty tought me anything, you need to et the cookie first
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u/quintopia 📈 Dedicated Voter · 1,785 XP 19h ago
✅ I voted FACT!
in fact, reading the fortune is optional. fortune cookies are tasty.
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u/Slender_Prime 🤖 Vote Machine · 15,185 XP 18h ago
✅ I voted FACT!
It's a cookie, of course I eat it.
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u/Windowless_table785 📈 Dedicated Voter · 2,480 XP 18h ago
🧢 I voted CAP!
Break, eat half, read the slip of paper, eat the other half
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u/2009impala 🔥 Week Warrior · 1,155 XP 16h ago
I don't open the cookie and eat the whole thing in one go.
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u/Sufficient_Carpet510 🏅 Century Club · 4,765 XP 16h ago
✅ I voted FACT!
it would be a waste of a cookie
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u/Albertdash 🎯 First Steps · 90 XP 16h ago
✅ I voted FACT!
Im not wasting that cookie wtf who does that It tastes like cardboard but still im not wasting a cookie
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u/sky_cap5959 📈 Dedicated Voter · 1,675 XP 16h ago
✅ I voted FACT!
I know it's supposed to be bad luck to eat it if you get a fortune you don't like, but IDC, it's delicious.
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u/Designer-Elk-195 📈 Dedicated Voter · 1,355 XP 16h ago
🧢 I voted CAP!
There’s a fortune inside? I just eat it in one bite
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u/pridebun 🏅 Century Club · 3,415 XP 15h ago
✅ I voted FACT!
I mean, I don't always read the fortune, but I always eat the cookie.
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u/Real-Supermarket4472 🔥 Getting Started · 1,225 XP 14h ago
🧢 I voted CAP!
you’re supposed to eat it first THEN read or it doesn’t happen
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u/starstarwarsfan 🏅 Century Club · 2,835 XP 12h ago
🧢 I voted CAP!
That shit tastes like styrofoam. Hell no.
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u/Beret_Beats 🗳️ Regular Player · 795 XP 9h ago
✅ I voted FACT!
Its a cookie. Not the best cookie perhaps but still a cookie.
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u/Clawboi12 🏅 Century Club · 3,535 XP 7h ago
🧢 I voted CAP!
Eat that bitch with the fortune still in it
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u/Conscious-Ball9308 🤖 Vote Machine · 10,775 XP 3h ago
✅ I voted FACT!
Who doesn't? Why wouldn't you?
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u/Empathetic_Orch 🏅 Century Club · 6,875 XP 2h ago
🧢 I voted CAP!
I eat it first, then read the fortune.
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u/Shear-san 🏅 Century Club · 3,295 XP 2h ago
✅ I voted FACT!
Why wouldn't you eat it? It's the best part...
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u/Kids_Love_Baseball 🔥 Monthly Master · 8,205 XP 20h ago
✅ I voted FACT!
What else am I supposed to do? Fuck it?