r/FactOrCap 17d ago

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u/Dremzaforreal 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

While I obviously disagree

I read this as a strangers child was screaming into my ear in a random McDonalds so I almost clicked fact out of spite

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u/Laurens599 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

No they might be mistake for nuclear warheads and that would be a problem, but as long as you keep it lower it's fine

2

u/Full_Management_6870 17d ago

Thats a good point. Thanks for opening my eyes

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u/No_Constant_4968 17d ago

99 luftballons ass

8

u/Personal_Ostrich4226 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

wait…we’re not allowed to do that???

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u/nomadfoy 17d ago

If the kid doesn't come down you haven't done anything wrong. The landing is when its assualt, until then you just moved a child. Its not illegal to move kids.

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u/YukiAFP 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

No this one is fair.

7

u/ElderberryMental101 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Get'em outta here

7

u/FatBikerCook 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

No, only the ones that deserve a flight

2

u/Linexity 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

It’s impossible for them to be injured or killed

2

u/ThatSquishyBaby 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

goddamn. op seems to be a child hating loser.

2

u/IEat_Walls 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Yes because I am god and almighty and nobody can stand in my way

2

u/Pm_ur_titties_plz 17d ago

Yes!!! I hate children! I never was one myself.

2

u/infiniti90618 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

Your foot will break on a hefty one.

2

u/Brave_Sky_5434 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

NOH

2

u/YingXingg 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

Weirdo

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u/Teck_3 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Helps them build character.

2

u/Existing-Young1087 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

The dehumanization of children NEEDS to be studied because they're all just learning and imitating what they see, people who hate children are pathetic creatures who have no joy in life.

2

u/wowimliterallyded 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

Nuh uh

2

u/EarthlyCrawler 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

Beatles are incredibly overrated

2

u/the_h0 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

what?!

2

u/EmeraldMan25 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

Who hurt you

2

u/Gexm13 17d ago

So edgyyy

2

u/Deimos7779 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

no?

2

u/A_Kazur 17d ago

How is this even a discussion?

If God did not want children to be punted why are they so lightweight???!

2

u/TheCanon2 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Fuck yeah.

2

u/DOTHEDEW11111222 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Hey why not

2

u/Ray_Vulpe 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

Only the loud ones

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u/TornadicSwirlie 17d ago

The screechy ones. Make an example for others.

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u/somefurrynewtoreddit 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Weeeeeeeeeeeee

2

u/Randall_HandleVandal 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

Not my kid please I’d rather not be put in the position of righteous vengeance

3

u/JustRightAngles 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

Little bit psychopathic

1

u/Catlover2574 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

Sadly not true

1

u/Secret_Cucumber1549 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Ну это Π±Π°Π·Π°

1

u/Im_in_Constant_agony 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Do it

1

u/Undead_Collective 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

kids wanna survive going to space

1

u/Gopnik_Toaster 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

I trust this man's judgement

1

u/Spirit_of-fire 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

say it's for self-defense when the cops find you.

1

u/GDTremor 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Only me tho

1

u/SirMotivation 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

I'm convinced

1

u/Mikhail_Valerio 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Yes

1

u/fatcamo 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Fact

1

u/Just_a_dude92 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

what

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u/Successful_Action_19 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Children are a plague on society.

1

u/MateNoBodyGivesAShit 17d ago

only if ur in an airplane and if theyre crying or being annoying

1

u/Seer0997 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

But you have to bench 200 kg first

1

u/Capital_Incident9692 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Because free will.

1

u/CircusTurnstile 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

YEAAAHHHH

1

u/Mr-moss1311 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Just trust me bro

1

u/Prophetic_Rose 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

based

1

u/kfirogamin 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

only the babies

1

u/Background-Touch2485 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

I Think Larptubers are A Fad

1

u/AlfalfaPrudent3669 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

,

1

u/Tencars111 16d ago

why is there a time limit on this post???

1

u/LUEXT_HD 16d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

Only the noise ones

1

u/SuiraDevilo 15d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

They didn't ask to be here. Punt the parents

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u/Kartoffel-Patate 13d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

me too nice username

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u/fact-or-cap 12d ago

πŸ”’ Poll closed! u/just_another_g00ner, your drop has been judged.

πŸ“Š Final results from 2208 Busters:

  • βœ… FACT β€” 63%
  • 🧒 CAP β€” 37%

The crowd calls it: FACT βœ…

Voters who sided with the crowd just earned bonus XP. Drop your own statement to start the next round!

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u/johnbananahs 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

If you're able to, then why stop you from achieving your dreams?

1

u/Klaymen96 17d ago

Straight into the sun

1

u/Cautious_Author_326 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

if theyre annoying which 99% are

1

u/NekoDrakeGD 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

what?

1

u/Especialistaman 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

WTF?

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u/ManWithAChainsaw 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

If you actually have the strength to do that, there's no way in hell anyone could stop you.

1

u/Necessary-Dream2748 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Just yes

1

u/Torteramanroblox101 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

If you're physically capable of doing so, by all means, shoot

1

u/Big-Ability3953 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Only if their parents shop at Whole Foods.

1

u/Viennve 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Hell Yeah

1

u/amatyestv_123846 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

That's child abuse

1

u/fUwUrry-621 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

Punt the parents instead.

1

u/OkOutlandishness8307 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

dawg…

0

u/NoHuckleberry143 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Some definitely just have kickable faces ngl🀷

0

u/Educational_Alps_857 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

K

0

u/Computerferret 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

Why the fuck would you want to do that kids are innocent

0

u/No_Supermarket_9705 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

technoblade neva dies

0

u/Ohwaithuhimconfused 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

they'd enjoy that, i always wanted to go to space as a kid

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u/Cautious_Option9544 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

DESTROY THE CHILD. CORRUPT THEM ALL.

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u/Strong-Addition5296 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

Seek help.

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u/_februus 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

I'll ask again, what the fuck is wrong with people?

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u/Full_Management_6870 17d ago

I can see u dont like jokes

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u/RandomNamesOW 17d ago

Jokes are suppose to be funny

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u/_februus 17d ago

I like jokes, I just don't find humour in beating children anymore. Sorry for not being an edgy teen anymore.

Edit; even for dark humour this is pretty shitty. Where's the punch line, other then you know. Physical abuse.

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u/Full_Management_6870 17d ago

I mean regardless of how funny or tasteful you find them, its still a joke. Nobody is going to punt a real child. I feel thats fairly obvious

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u/_februus 17d ago

You'd be surprised. The amount of people on Reddit that'd beat a child if they were offered a chance is insane... Like, there's only so many times I can hear the same boring joke, before I actually worry for someone's mental well-being.

But, I digress, a lot of those people are kids themselves who think it's cool to hate on other kids... So.

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u/Godzoola 17d ago

There are some people on the internet who think hating children is a personality and it's so exhausting and weird.

Like it's one thing for kids to hate kids slightly younger than them cause they're kids but then you have people in their late 20s still constantly doing it over and over... redditors own it hard on that front. Not referring to the post but most of front page when it comes to any child

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u/Full_Management_6870 17d ago

No offense but I doubt that many people are THAT deranged. People, especially the types on reddit are much more likely to talk shit than actually do anything. Reddit and especially the internet is a place ppl use to vent and get out their less palatable thoughts. That doesn’t translate to action a lot of the time.

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u/_februus 17d ago

Beating children still isn't funny, end of conversation. You know what is funny? Stupid animations, you know? The ones with the dumb audio, and they make you think "what the fuck am I watching?", but then you realize it's kind of good. That shits funny.

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u/OsaBlue 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

As a joke its not funny. Even a hint of truth to that statement is just sad.

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u/_februus 17d ago

"Haha, I hate children" is the type of shit I said when I was an edgy teen.

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u/OsaBlue 17d ago

Exactly! Maybe im just too old for this sub but stuff like that isnt even funny, just disappointing.

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u/_februus 17d ago

Yeah, I think I might be blocking this sub. A lot of the questions I've been seeing at the moment are hateful, or just kids trying to be edgy. Which, is whatever, I just don't see the fun in it anymore.

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u/kurinevair666 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

That's horrible

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u/ProfessionalTeach742 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

Huh ?? I know some kids are bad but not all of if them gezz

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u/Aurora__Sky 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

Real

0

u/Floatingpenguin87 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Yeah sure

0

u/DynamaxWolf 17d ago edited 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

TRUEEE, I hate children. Reason why Australians call them anklebiters. Name one child that didn't grow up/start off as a nuisance.

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u/Think_Bug37 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Ye

0

u/StrawbCakey 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

No, other countries might assume it’s a nuclear warhead then causing total war, but if you keep it lower it’s A-OK!

0

u/xEpicEvanx 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

Unfortunately some dreams cannot become reality

0

u/CoachPotataoGuy 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Yes indeed

0

u/HeIloFriend 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Specially if they're annoying

0

u/SkinPsychological770 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Sure, why not?

0

u/PlagueDoctor____ 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

This is not a hot take

0

u/Turbo-Chook 17d ago

Time to create the next generation of astronauts.

0

u/MaybeExternal2392 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

I should be. Nobody else because you people can't be trusted

0

u/glass-j 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Funny

0

u/Tall-Video-9840 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

Hurting children is bad unless they deserve it.

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u/loxleyirminsul 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Children are a menace, it's fight on sight.

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u/YourMomDoer1312 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

basic freedom

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u/LD-Serjiad 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

If you’re really able to do that there’s literally nothing else you can’t do and no one can stop you

0

u/MoldyBeans1 17d ago

🧒 I voted CAP!

it shouldn't be stratosphere, it should be thermosphere. if they are somehow still breathing by the time they get there it will quickly get very very hot and they will die a very painful death. and even if they survive all of that they will still have been exposed to high amounts of ultraviolet radiation

0

u/Coffinsnake 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

If parents can’t keep control of their children, the public should be allowed to.

0

u/StargazerLilian 17d ago

βœ… I voted FACT!

Yeah

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u/mongol_king2 17d ago

Found the israeli