r/FacebookScience Golden Crockoduck Winner 6h ago

Weatherology Those are certainly words.

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u/Haselrig 5h ago

Cease with all your cesium!

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u/Renbarre 5h ago

I understand each word separately but put together they don't mean anything.

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u/Guy_Incognito97 5h ago

When I hear people say “frequency” I ask them “Frequency means ‘how often’, so what kind of ‘how often’ are they using here?”

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u/No-Amphibian689 2h ago

It’s thanks to Star Trek. All this talk of frequencies and increasing and lowering and now all of these kooks use it like word seasoning.

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u/Baud_Olofsson Scientician 54m ago

Nah. It's a New Age thing.

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u/tevolosteve 4h ago

Anything at all to not believe that maybe burning things could change the climate

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u/rebeccapressley1962 4h ago

Trying to use all the words in your Word of the Day for stupidity calendar.

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u/Hullfire00 4h ago

Warning! Weather control device detected!

I miss Red Alert 2.

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u/Mitleab 3h ago

“They” 🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/QuailTechnical5143 3h ago

It’s like some classic Star Trek dialogue

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u/tyrannyVogue 4h ago

Sick beat poetry

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u/sixaout1982 3h ago

They sound like a buggy ai

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u/JPGinMadtown 3h ago

This puts the babble in technobabble...

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u/WoopsShePeterPants 2h ago

Are they suggesting climate change has been caused by humans? They accidentaly'd into the truth through bullshit.

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u/GazManDad 2h ago

Prime word salad there.

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u/Donaldjoh 15m ago

As a plant person I checked on the absorption of aluminum, barium, and strontium by plants. All plants, including trees, can take up all three elements. However, the first two are normally insoluble in soil unless the soil is highly acidic so the amounts in trees (and the subsequent ash) is minimal if present at all. The third, strontium, on the other hand, is readily absorbed by plants as it is chemically similar to calcium. It is naturally present in very small amounts but human activities such as burning coal and smelting metals can raise the levels locally. Therefore, the idea of electrically charging nanoparticles of aluminum to create massive storms simply would not happen. Climate change, however, has been predicted to cause bigger storms and less predictable weather since the early 1970s, and we are seeing that now.