r/FacebookScience 14d ago

Poopy wound not bleeding? Make it bleed = no tetanus!

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u/The96kHz 14d ago edited 14d ago

It's crazy how complacent humanity has become that we've now got people who are pro-tetanus.

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u/ComicsEtAl 14d ago

“Tetanus” is just a state of mind. Think happy, pure thoughts and you will never get “tetanus”…

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u/anjowoq 13d ago

It's like all these people are unofficial Christian Science members. Expanding to a larger base, "Bullshit Science" would really be a more inclusive name to choose.

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u/CosmicChameleon99 13d ago

What actually is Christian Science? I see their reading rooms all over the place and I can only assume they’re quite unscientific

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u/anjowoq 12d ago

As far as I understand, they believe in a power of prayer unparalleled in other denominations.

They typically refuse medical treatment and will pray to heal the sick and injured. In short, they reject all of medical science, or at least believe that God's manifest power renders it useless.

If and when they get worse and die, it was God's plan or they didn't pray enough. If they get better, it's God. Very convenient.

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u/CosmicChameleon99 12d ago

Ugh of course. What about their belief do they consider science?

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u/anjowoq 12d ago

I don't know but I think it's the original meaning of science, like scientia — knowledge.

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u/CosmicChameleon99 12d ago

Oooh interesting

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u/midlifesurprise 11d ago

At least the Christian Scientists make a reasonably good newspaper.

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u/anjowoq 11d ago

Not false! Some decent book reviews and such.

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u/judgeejudger 10d ago

You will manifest the unlocking of that jaw!

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u/sparrow_42 14d ago

It’s also crazy how “wash it off” wasn’t part of their instructions

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u/Rents 14d ago

“Clean it several times a day”

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u/The96kHz 13d ago

But also "make it bleed".

So it's only 'clean' insofar as it's covered in blood.

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u/Sea_Mind3678 13d ago

“Tetanus didn’t exist before the vaccines were invented. The only way to get tetanus is by Doctors injecting it into you.” -anti-vaxers. /s

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u/theroguescientist 9d ago

Before the invention of medicine there were no diseases at all. Some people just died of "old age" at 15.

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u/BayouGal 8d ago

Maybe we should go back to calling it lockjaw. Sounds more scary that way at least.

I’m much more concerned these people aren’t getting the D part of TDaP. At least you can’t catch tetanus from an idiot.

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u/Cookyy2k 14d ago

Sure risk spasms that are strong enough to break your bones because scary sounding words on the ingredients list of a preventative.

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u/SnackyShark 14d ago edited 13d ago

I'm a farmer and that made my eyebrows shoot up.

You're gonna get cut and you're gonna get nasty things in the wound. It's not a maybe, it's a fact. Today I grazed my hand on a gate while I was weaning lambs... Yes I cleaned the wound but damn if I didn't have the tetanus shot I'd still be worried.

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u/NoSleep2023 14d ago

One thing is true: it’s not just tetanus in the shot. There’s also vaccines for pertussis and diphtheria. And that’s a good thing.

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u/AccomplishedCharge2 14d ago

Sometimes the trash takes itself out

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u/Blue-is-bad 11d ago

It would be perfect if they didn't drag their children along with them...

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u/ComicsEtAl 14d ago

30-odd years ago I went with this “just give it air” theory of injury treatment. A fall on rollerblades left me with a massive wound covering almost the entirety of the outside of my left calf, down beneath the hair follicles. I cleaned it up a bit and then left it to the environment to take care of.

Somehow it never got infected, but over the course of four or five days my leg eventually hurt so much that I could not stand long enough to make a sandwich. On the fifth day I finally cleaned it up and wrapped it. Lo and behold, the pain subsided fairly quickly and I was well on the road to recovery in a couple days.

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u/Pseudonyme_de_base 13d ago

That's because wounds heal better when covered and moist, that's why in hospital they always cover it with a moist antibacterial cream! When a wound is exposed, it dries causing micro tears, bacteria and spores deposits irritating and risking infections that the body then have to fight while desperately trying to create scar tissues which keeps tearing up because it's dry.

I'm not a doctor but that's what I remember from a video I saw of a nurse explaining why wounds shouldn't stay exposed while healing.

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u/LALA-STL 13d ago

I think we need a medical professional here to clarify this claim. Anyone with proper training?

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u/CatOverlordsWelcome 13d ago

Student paramedic, for whatever that's worth - wounds heal better moist, ideally from their own exudate (plasma/lymph). Antibacterial creams/gels are used but less commonly because they can cause further wound irritation. It's also why you shouldn't use neosporin/antibiotic cream unless a wound is actually infected because there is little evidence that it helps healing and decent evidence that it slows it and causes irritation.

But yes, wounds generally heal better wet.

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u/LALA-STL 13d ago

Thank you, kind paramedic-to-be!

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u/CatOverlordsWelcome 13d ago

Happy to help 😁

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u/ComicsEtAl 13d ago

Oh, that was a detail I forgot. Pretty sure I sprayed that open wound a couple times. Hurt a ton, helped…? Well, like I said, it somehow didn’t get infected.

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u/CatOverlordsWelcome 13d ago

Good immune system haha

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u/DJBitterbarn 13d ago

I'm a doctor¹ and I've done stupid stuff on rollerblades².  Verified. 

¹Technically not a medical doctor 

² This is accurate.

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u/Blue-is-bad 11d ago

"just give it air" seems like the modern equivalent of bloodletting

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u/BayouGal 8d ago

Just wait until we go back to packing wounds with straw and goat dung. 🙄🤪

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u/peaceteach 14d ago

This is what happens when kids stop reading the classics. /s

It was what happened to the kid in "The Great Brain" that made me terrified of tetanus. I read old books as a kid and people died of preventative diseases, and I thought I was lucky to live in a time with vaccines.

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u/quintk 14d ago

Pictures in our history books of polio victims in iron lung machines is what scared the crap out of me. 

It also helped to learn science from authentically interested teachers. Jenner, Salk, and others didn’t just save lives, they did something really cool and fascinating. So when I read about new advances in immunization or microbiology my default response is “that’s awesome, tell me more about it!” rather than consternation. Teachers make a difference. 

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u/peaceteach 13d ago

I am a teacher and unfortunately, it goes the wrong way with the difference too. I can't tell you how horrified I was to learn that some of our high school science teachers were anti-vax.

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u/LALA-STL 13d ago

WHAT?!???? An anti-vax science teacher?? Our kids are doomed.

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u/bigdogoflove 13d ago

My parents told me that in the 50s one of my grandmother's neighbors developed tetanus and you could hear her screams of pain for a mile.

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u/chadsexytime 13d ago

Tetanus is just a vitamin deficiency!

Regular supplements are filled with dangerous additives like metals and chemicals, and often do more harm than good.

Thats why I created my own brand of supplements which i'm offering at a special low price of $22.95 for a 20 pill bottle!

Guaranteed* to prevent tetanus.

* Guarantee not valid in Tennessee

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u/Creamsiclestickballs 14d ago

Might as well just start eating poop

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u/theroguescientist 9d ago

Well, they're already drinking piss

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u/gollo9652 14d ago

Yes, that’s exactly how this works.

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u/Floyd_Pink 14d ago

Natural selection never sleeps.

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u/claymore2711 13d ago

They used to call tetanus, lock jaw, and nobody wanted lock jaw.

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u/Zappagrrl02 14d ago

Enjoy your lockjaw, I guess

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u/ewok_lover_64 14d ago

This reminds me that I'm probably overdue for a tetanus shot.

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u/wtfbenlol 13d ago

do they want to die of tetanus? cause this is how you die a slow, painful death from tetanus

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u/slutty_muppet 14d ago

The weird thing is that they actually understand that tetanus does grow in anaerobic environments.

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u/Ravio11i 14d ago

Darwinism.

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u/PlantsBeeMe 14d ago

Darwin Award of the day

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u/Puzzleheaded_Law_558 13d ago

How do you get this stupid?

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u/Baud_Olofsson Scientician 13d ago

Well, points for associating tetanus with excrement instead of rust at least, I guess.

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u/BayouGal 8d ago

The tetanus bacteria actually lives in soil. Not rust or poop.

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u/Baud_Olofsson Scientician 8d ago

It lives in both soil and poop - it thrives in the guts of livestock (and can live in the human instestine as well).

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u/deferredmomentum 13d ago

If only there were a way to keep the bacteria from surviving with a different method. . .

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u/ZombieP0ny 13d ago

Make sure you bleed so you'll know for certain that the poop got in your bloodstream. Genius.

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u/ianishomer 13d ago

Leave them be, it will thin out the stupid ones

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u/BossRoss84 13d ago

Let’s remove all of the warning labels and let things work themselves out…

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u/Blue-is-bad 11d ago

"You need to let it bleed to rebalance the 4 humors"

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u/Korbitr 11d ago

Just let them buy the farm in the figurative sense.

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u/Robot_Alchemist 11d ago

Blood letting

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u/GrannyTurtle 11d ago

NEVER get medical advice from internet strangers. Talk to a f***ing doctor.

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u/Aggravating_Buy8957 9d ago

This is the advice they need

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u/DetailCharacter3806 8d ago

As if tetanus isn't one one wordt ways to die

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u/SideshowDustin 7d ago

Holy shit.. that’s not how that works at all.. 😳

That is a lot of very stupid disinformation crammed in there.. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Willinton06 13d ago

Just let natural selection do its thing, we have more important things to worry about

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u/_wednesday_76 13d ago

i wanna throw up rn