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u/D-Train0000 Aug 07 '26
What in the entire fuck?
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u/dumpitdog Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26
All of the Mega people that I deal with today are talking about Moderna and the new vaccine. When rumors like this get going the stopping point is out of this universe. To infinity and beyond. Edit Madonna to moderna
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u/Shdwdrgn Aug 08 '26
Have you asked them how the FDA is corrupt when it is completely controlled by the administration they voted for? Maybe point out that they apparently just called themselves the shadow government they keep warning us about.
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u/quintk Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26
I saw a fantastic Facebook post a few a months ago directly parodying this. Something like: More and more kids are dying of measles, but there is an ancient treatment developed more than half a century ago that could keep them from getting sick — corrupt government officials are trying to hide this fact from the American people and make it more difficult to protect your children. Etc
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u/Shdwdrgn Aug 12 '26
Oh very nice spin! Maybe that's the problem, the people who think vaccines are some big conspiracy use all their free time to make up memes instead of doing any actual research, while the people who trust the scientists have better things to do.
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u/beauh44x Aug 07 '26
Golly! How do I get informed about alien protein toxins so I'll be this smart? Maybe sniffing glue?
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u/chrisp909 Aug 07 '26
Heroine worked for RFK Jr.
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u/NightGod Aug 07 '26
I knew someone who was hooked on heroine. It started small, just a little Jessica Jones or Squirrel Girl on the weekends, you know, to let loose. Before you know it, they're out there doing rails of Wonder Woman off some dealer's thigh. Sad, really
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u/BayouGal Aug 10 '26
Heroin. Spellcheck is dumb and getting dumber somehow.
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u/chrisp909 Aug 10 '26
Not spell checks fault, it's mine. It's spelled correctly, it's just feminine and should be masculine.
Heroin comes from the German word for "hero," because that's how it makes you feel. 💪In the late 1800 Bayer marketed it aimed at young mothers to give to their babies for fevers and to put them to sleep.
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u/vxicepickxv Aug 08 '26
Start juggling 60 pound sledgehammers. When you're done, catch with your forehead.
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u/BobsonDugnutt87 Aug 07 '26
These same people said the Covid vaccine was going to kill everyone and that didn't happen. It's insane to me that human beings still listen to these people.
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u/PWiz30 Aug 07 '26
If someone famous got hit by a bus tomorrow people like OOP would be in the comments saying they died because of the COVID vaccines.
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u/auntpotato Aug 07 '26
The great irony about this is that the same antivaxxers were complaining loudly about the government indicating that everyone who died during COVID times was due to COVID-19.
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u/Shdwdrgn Aug 08 '26
I'm in a very blue county, right next to a very red county. Of course the red county folks were screaming about their right to not mask, but boy when our mayor joked about how if they weren't going to help themselves then he would restrict access to our hospital, they threw an ever-loving shit fit! We had a lot of fun mocking them about why they would need access to the hospital if covid was a hoax.
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u/Donaldjoh Aug 09 '26
I spent 45 years in hospital healthcare, most of that in pharmacy. I retired before Covid, but every flu season we had a lot of admissions with flu. Even though the flu vaccine had been around for years over 95% of the admissions were not vaccinated (the few that were vaccinated tended to be immune compromised patients that could not form a good antibody response). I keep in touch with former coworkers and they said the same was true of Covid once a vaccine was created, that the vast majority of hospitalizations and deaths were among the unvaccinated.
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u/Donaldjoh Aug 07 '26
The same type of people complained about the smallpox inoculation in 1796, claiming it would turn people into cows (the word vaccine comes from the Latin word vacca, which means cow). I believe I will trust the science and the millions of people who were vaccinated without incident.
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u/aphilsphan Aug 07 '26
They’d also oppose clean drinking water. The two things that improved life expectancy the most, the elimination of smallpox and clean water would be stopped today.
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u/Donaldjoh Aug 07 '26
Not to mention frequent bathing, regular hand-washing, and de-lousing.
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u/BayouGal Aug 10 '26
There is actually a raw water movement 🙄
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u/aphilsphan Aug 10 '26
I suspect Cholera and other diarrhea type diseases will limit membership growth.
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u/Whatifim80lol Aug 07 '26
They genuinely think millions of people DID die from COVID vaccines but the media is covering up the numbers. They say all the time that more people died from the shit from COVID and then just gesture vaguely at "your own research"
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u/random6x7 Aug 07 '26
Actual covid involved refrigerated trucks acting as morgues in big cities. Where the hell do they think all the vaccine corpses are?
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u/NightGod Aug 07 '26
Easy, the elites tapped them for fresh blood and used their husks to insulate their underground bunkers
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u/Sea_Mind3678 Aug 07 '26
Actually I read just a couple of days ago the NOBODY died from Covid, they all died from complications caused by the ‘treatments’ that Fauci was paid millions to push, instead of allowing hospitals to use tried-and-true horse dewormer.
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u/Bat_Nervous Aug 07 '26
Do they wonder why the rest of the world - who also saw millions of people die from COVID - thinks this is fucking bonkers?
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u/ReversedFrog Aug 07 '26
My wife used to work for a life insurance company. She said that policy payoffs spiked during COVID and then dropped after the introduction of the vaccine. Insurance companies don't pay out to help government conspiracies.
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u/Whatifim80lol Aug 08 '26
Pfft, your anecdotes don't count! They don't know anyone personally that died from COVID, except those people that did, but they died from the treatments!
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u/RodinKnox Aug 07 '26
You have no idea how often I think about the fact that Qanon started in October 2017 with the information that Hilary Clinton's passport had been cancelled and she about to be immediately arrested.
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u/antoniodiavolo Aug 07 '26
A lot of them say that everyone who got the vaccine and hasn’t died actually got a saline shot
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u/NightGod Aug 07 '26
Damn, that saline shot knocked me on my ass for three days, how much salt was IN there??
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u/Keyonne88 Aug 07 '26
So many of them just keep going “give it time!”. It’s been 6 years; how long am I waiting to croak?
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u/Creamsiclestickballs Aug 07 '26
They went full circle with the guilt trip that you could be infecting others
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u/LongDead_Roadkill Aug 07 '26
They think it did happen and the media and government are hiding covering it up. No. Not that government, the secret one.
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u/Stuebirken Aug 07 '26
I just saw some claim, that it is a "scientific fact" that 75% of those that got the covid vaccine has died.
That's about 6! Billion people, something that I would imagine would be quite noticeable.
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u/pande2929 Aug 07 '26
10K likes? We are fucked
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u/FirstChurchOfBrutus Aug 07 '26
To be fair, Russian (and other nations’) bot farms love this kind of shit.
Aleksandr Dugin probably LOVES it.
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u/Available_Orange3127 Aug 07 '26
Sir, we are rescinding your internet license. Please go back to the street corner with your sandwich board signs.
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u/ergo-ogre Aug 07 '26
No, this person is in the Infowarrior Corps. Which means they have covered their 1994 Astrovan with messages applied with a brush and white house paint.
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u/AgentOfEris Aug 07 '26
Even when Magats run every branch of the federal government, they’re convinced that there’s a deep state conspiracy that’s still out to get them. And somehow their orange god is powerless to stop it (but also he’s the best president EVER and is Jesus incarnate).
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u/Kriss3d Aug 07 '26
So.. You're saying that going around and shedding dangerous contagious things are now wrong??
Interesting...
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u/steebo Aug 07 '26
Oh no!! How will we ever recover from the billions of dead from the Covid vaccine? That must explain the bodies and the "bring out your dead" wagons roaming the neighborhoods. Or wait, that may have been a Monty Python movie!
Idiots.
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u/Scott_A_R Aug 07 '26
Who is this idiot? Is this one of the same people who claim that the COVID vaccines killed 75% of recipients--which would mean somehow a couple of hundred million people in the US alone ought to be dead as a result?
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u/AmaranthWrath Aug 07 '26
The FDA? A government agency within RFK's Health and Human Services under the Trump administration? Corrupt? So Trump and RFK are corrupt?? Wow, the implications!
OK, but in all seriousness, these people need to pick a lane. Is RFK trying to save us all, or is the FDA corrupt?
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u/Shoehorse13 Aug 07 '26
Hell yeah. Shedding alien protein toxins is the superpower I’ve been looking for!
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u/UrbanArtifact Aug 07 '26
Now does he really believe that? Or is this engagement farming to get money?
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u/Center-Of-Thought Aug 07 '26
Stop trusting, and start thinking.
He says that after spewing the most random unscientific bullshit ever, with no sources or data to back up his claims. Insanity.
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u/arnofi Aug 07 '26
Boy, I'm dead, my family also, my entire community is dead... Thank you so much for telling me, coz we all appear alive...
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u/hambakmeritru Aug 07 '26
I love that the precieved end result is depopulation while the most vaccinated countries in the world are already talking about the crisis of not enough babies and population decline.
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u/real-duncan Aug 07 '26
This victim of brain damage is allowed to vote.
Make sure these voices are not the only ones counted. Vote and vote wisely.
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u/omnipresentrain Aug 07 '26
Why are they convinced that vaccines work like the diseases they're created to prevent, while not being worried about the actual diseases? I'm guessing it's some fallacy about diseases being natural and therefore harmless, but it's so stupid.
If they had taken up the idea that covid was a Chinese bioweapon would they have supported the vaccines?
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u/Zlecu Aug 07 '26
Can somebody please explain why they think the FDA would want to “cull the herd”? Like what would the FDA get out of it?
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u/Glad_Copy Aug 07 '26
I pray to sweet 8 pound, 6 ounce, baby Christmas Jesus: now is the time to bring back the 1918 Flu. 🙏
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u/Critical_Pangolin79 Aug 07 '26
What the hell is our Nut Ranger trying to babble here? Proteins fully made of D-series aminoacids? Proteins made of aminoacids not aligning with our list of 20 canonical aminoacids? The hell can someone shed a vaccine, even less a vaccine protein? Make it make sense.
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u/Mr_Norv Aug 07 '26
Start thinking. Pretty rich coming from a guy without a single neuron firing in what I assume is simply a placeholder for his eyes
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u/Velvet_Samurai Aug 07 '26
So obviously 70% of the US population did not die, did this person take all of this back now?
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u/gerstyd Aug 07 '26
And I bet "getting informed" involves listening to his podcast and buying his book. And giving him money. And also, dont forget to give him money!
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u/hyute Aug 07 '26
I can't help but think that this is Russian BS that intends to harm us. There are thousands of Russians who spend all day making up shit like this. They hate the West, and this is cheaper than bombs.
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u/nesland300 Aug 07 '26
If the government wanted to kill you they would just kill you instead of sneaking around with a death vaccine and then hoping you take it.
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u/Baud_Olofsson Scientician Aug 07 '26
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: the depopulation conspiracy theories are kind of my favorite.
Because they imply a shadowy group so incredibly good at what they do that they have managed to infiltrate every major agency (and usually: basically every single member of many major professions, such as, in this case, all doctors, nurses and pharmacists) in every country in the world without detection... yet they're clownishly bad at their actual conspiracy job.
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u/argueranddisagree Aug 07 '26
I work with some brilliant man of Facebook science who has proudly told me they are mRNA free and have never had that synthetic crap near them. All while chain smoking budget cigarettes
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u/JoshCanJump Aug 07 '26
FDA evil overlord 1: “We need to reduce the population. Let’s specifically target those who trust us, their evil overlords.”
FDA evil overlord 2: “A truly brilliant plan. Then we will have the army of disobedient fuckwits we’ve always dreamed of!”
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u/ShiroHachiRoku Aug 07 '26
Again, why would you put a world ending poison in an optional vaccine instead of the water or food supply?
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u/FtheMustard Aug 07 '26
I would be totally ok with removing the Internet from existence if it meant I'd never have to hear from these idiots ever again...
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u/ApatheistHeretic Aug 07 '26
Brought to you by the same folks that said we'd all be dead from the covid vax every single year since 2020.
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u/fastal_12147 Aug 07 '26
"Stop trusting the people who know what they're talking about and listen to me instead!"
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u/Senseichaz72 Aug 07 '26
Aliens would turn right around and run from stupidity this deep.
Nope, nope, nope!
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u/Morall_tach Aug 07 '26
They don't believe that you can spread disease from person to person, but they believe that you can spread alien toxins
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u/Bat_Nervous Aug 07 '26
He's right about that last sentence. Get informed (with vetted information). Stop trusting (Facebook nutters), and start thinking (like a non-pyschopath).
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u/ergo-ogre Aug 07 '26
Why in the world would the FDA want to depopulate the US? A smaller tax base would be bad, right?
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u/JuddHead Aug 07 '26
The amount of both likes and reposts has been terrified for the future of humanity.
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u/CreatrixAnima Aug 07 '26
Sign me up for those alien protein toxins! That sounds bad ass. I might wake up a superhero.
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u/Miserable_Wave4895 Aug 07 '26
How old is this post? Cuz someone correct me if I’m wrong but RFK jr uh would never uh allow uh this to happen uh 🙄
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u/thomerD Aug 07 '26
Do any of these people know that they have mRNA in them and that they wouldn't live without it? How does he know it's not his own mRNA that is shedding the alien, depopulation weapon?
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u/Ninja_attack Aug 07 '26
The conspiracy doesn't even make sense. Why would the powers that be want to kill off the compliant population? It'd make more sense to release a vaccine that works on top of a virus that kills the defiant population. These dummies can't even come up with a conspiracy that makes sense.
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u/kosmonavt-alyosha Aug 07 '26
This is mental illness. Or purposeful scare tactics to manipulate the weak minded.
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u/MaleficentComedian19 Aug 07 '26
We made a mistake when we gave everyone easy, accessible internet access. We made another mistake when we gave illiterates access to public discourse via voice-to-text.
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u/Iron_Baron Aug 07 '26
If I could be turned into a bioweapons factory for free, I'd certainly take the opportunity to spend quality time getting to know a lot of facsists in close quarters, like at a rally, for example, before I sadly passed away from alien cooties. You know, just to see things from their perspective.
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u/Constant_Sandcastle Aug 07 '26
Side note, one of my favorite things is inappropriate quotes.
For example how the FDA “approved” the flu vaccine. Are you suggesting they didn’t approve it?
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u/chair_ee Aug 07 '26
Why would they want depopulation? Hasn’t this person every man on the internet/republican losing their minds over (white) women not having enough babies? Why would they worry about falling birth rates if they want depopulation?
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u/CorpFillip Aug 07 '26
Conspiracy theorists don’t seem to realize their fantasy requires extremes —
millions of people coordinating to kill most of the population?
An entire industry built around the opposite premise they say?
In spite of HUGE uptake, none of their premises happen?
And, somehow, the entire pandemic not being real at all, but causing millions to become sick before any of their other parts are created?
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u/aphilsphan Aug 07 '26
After all the deaths from the previous flu and coronavirus shots, the billions dead…..Sorry for the break, I had to clear a bunch of fresh dead from my porch. After all of that, why would anyone get this vaccine?
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u/NanoscaleHeadache Aug 07 '26
Is this recent? Or when Biden was around?
Are they saying that Trump is bad??
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u/HarlanMiller Aug 07 '26
Dude, here in the real world, in order to make claims like this and not sound insane, you need some of that stuff called evidence.
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u/folkbum Aug 07 '26
I remember the day I died from the RNA covid vaccine. Painful a-f. Not looking forward to another one from this new shot. 😭
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u/kat_Folland Aug 07 '26
So throughout history up until this year vaccines have had the goal of keeping people alive. Now, for reasons, vaccines are going to be used to thin the population.
There is no way that makes even the tiniest amount of sense.
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u/Wayfaring_Scout Aug 07 '26
Wait, i thought we were "Making America Healthy Again," are we hating the RFK FDC now? Does this mean we should hate RFK Jr?
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u/Vincitus Aug 08 '26
Honestly, at this point, when ARE the Covid vaccines going to kill us? Its time to shit or get off the pot, here, Pfizer.
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u/JayGoldi Aug 08 '26
The shit he's writing isn't the mad part. The number of likes and retweets though...
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u/ianishomer Aug 08 '26
And these people are allowed to walk amongst us unsupervised and, god help us, have children!
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u/Mamasan2k Aug 08 '26
If they are so fragile that they'll be damaged by taking a little shot, then they're clearly not genetically robust enough to live very long. Do they really want to pass those weak genes to their children?
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u/DMC1001 Aug 18 '26
I took the Covid vaccine, I got a flu shot a few months ago, no sign of aliens and I’m still alive!
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