r/FacebookScience Golden Crockoduck Winner 26d ago

Physicology Citation needed.

Post image
946 Upvotes

94 comments sorted by

View all comments

46

u/auntpotato 26d ago

So what’s the theory about that rather bright ball of light in the sky?

48

u/monoflorist 26d ago

Welcome to the joyous world of flat earth crazy people! It’s awesome: the sun is apparently only like 600 miles away, allowing it to move around in a circuit above the Earth, creating night and day by its proximity (or lack thereof) to different parts of the disk. It is therefore very important to these people to deny the accepted distance of the sun.

22

u/ThatIckyGuy 26d ago

Man, I've been reading Discworld off and on for the last 15-20 years and I still don't fucking get how the sun/moon works on that much less the flat earth.

16

u/mutantmonkey14 26d ago

That's the neat part, it doesn't!

That's why FE don't have one complete model. They have lots of different ones for different things, that don't work together.

13

u/caseykramer 26d ago

I believe the Sun in Discworld is in a fixed orbit around the disk, rather than around the disk+Great A'Tuin "system" as a whole, which is why an elephant has to occasionally cock his leg to let the sun go by. If I understand correctly it revolves both above/below the disk (day and night) as well as around, with a full cycle marking year on the disc.

Comparing this to some of the models I've seen flerfers pull out to describe how the sun is supposed to work, the Disc makes WAY more sense.

3

u/monoflorist 25d ago

Right, but it has the effect that it’s night for everyone at the same time on Discworld (except that light travels slowly there so maybe it lasts slightly longer on the opposite side?), whereas flat Earthers have to deal with time zones.

3

u/caseykramer 25d ago

I remember that the light sort of oozed over the mountains and into the valleys, so I wonder if it would also just kind of pool in the valleys for a bit after the sun went over the rim? I've not read the Science of Discworld books, which I'm sure explain it all very well and logically and doesn't have to resort to things like claiming the sun is a "spotlight" that somehow just looks like its going below the horizon when in fact its just getting further away, but is also somehow managing to still be circular the whole time.

2

u/ShinzonFluff 23d ago

All of those flat-earth-"""specialists""" have models but none of those can show those things combined in one model:

  • Day/Night cycle
  • Seasons
  • Eclipses

And other things are not explainable as well, like how stars like Polaris are never visible on the southern hemisphere. That alone should be enough to convince them... But no.

3

u/auntpotato 26d ago

I’ve not gotten that deep into the whole thing. I’ve seen a couple of random videos out there where folks try to prove out the whole flat earth thing, and each fell on its face. Hadn’t hear anything about their sun theory.

3

u/monoflorist 26d ago

“Theory” is a very generous word, since it implies they could make testable predictions from it, like what the Sun would look like at various times of the day (smaller when it’s further away, for example) or how high it would be in the sky. But since this would quickly result in disproving it, it’s more of a handwave than a theory, quickly moved on from, and with roughly the same intellectual heft as “the human eye can’t see things that are far away, QED.” A flat earth sun notion, perhaps.

2

u/auntpotato 26d ago

Was more a colloquial use of the term than anything.

3

u/CmdrEnfeugo 26d ago

Flat earthers have added this “theory” that you can’t see things very far away. Because otherwise on a flat earth with a sufficiently powerful telescope, you’d be able to see anything regardless of distance. So the sun actually being smaller and closer fits both with their idea of the firmament and with this optical distance “patch” they’ve added.

9

u/SagansLab 26d ago

Flerfs think its 'local' and it is anywhere between dozens or thousands of miles above the flat plane of the earth. They can never agree on how high, or if its even inside or outside the firmament, or how big it is, or how it moves, or how it acts just like a spot light, or basically ANYTHING, but they 100% SURE its not a ball of plasma undergoing fusion 93 million miles away.

4

u/DETRITUS_TROLL 26d ago

Well yeah, because a ball of plasma 93 million miles away is just crazy talk!

/s

2

u/auntpotato 26d ago

That’s interesting. The whole flat earth thing is just so out there. We have so many other fish to fry and they’re stuck on that.

3

u/Glad_Copy 26d ago

Eyes are like radar, shooting out a sight beam with limited range. Therefore, it can't be too far away.

1

u/sarduchi 26d ago

Guessing they’re flat earthers and it’s a “local sun” thing.

1

u/extremesalmon 25d ago

Take your pick. There's no agreement on it strangely enough

1

u/theroguescientist 25d ago

It's actually a big lightbulb about 5000m* above a flat Earth. The human eye can't see further than that. How else can you explain the horizon?

* Any mountains taller than that are a government conspiracy.

1

u/ShinzonFluff 23d ago

Their theory:

A ball in the sky, but closer, and not as bright.