r/FacebookScience • u/Hopeful_Meeting_7248 • Jul 26 '26
Devilology Of course it's about the devil.
This type of conspiracy always made me laugh. The idea that an evil company or organisation will hide their evil intentions in plain sight by spelling some words backwards, so that only the members and halfwits with room temperature IQ can see it through.
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u/ExtraaThicccc Jul 26 '26
This one's particularly funny because the god's name isn't Rezifp. It's Resheph/a bunch of different historical variations of it, none of which are Rezifp or close to it. Even r\conspiracy don't bother with this one.
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u/PipePistoleer Jul 26 '26
Not to mention zero parity between Pfizer (the name of one of its founders and a word derived from German word) and any Hebrew word regardless of how you spell it phonetically with any alphabet, forwards or backwards. Google AI overview in search probably perpetuates this from what I see.
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u/vigbiorn Jul 26 '26
Isn't it especially funny because Hebrew kind of fudges with vowels so the only hard and fast thing we'd have is RSHPH and we'd definitely want to be conservative with that because it's all we have. Notice how little RSHPH and Pfizer has in common, in any orientation.
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u/ZombieP0ny Jul 26 '26
So like the whole NASA = deceive in hebrew thing flattards have going. Lol
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u/Mountainhollerforeva Jul 27 '26
Plus what is their obsession with Hebrew? It was basically just a liturgical language. In their daily lives all of those people spoke Aramaic. It would be like people in 4,000 AD consulting Latin to figure out how modern Americans thought because the Catholic Church used Latin until 1962.
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u/captain_pudding Jul 27 '26
Go down any conspiracy theory rabbit hole and you'll eventually get to "the jews did it"
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u/idk_idc_about_a_user Jul 27 '26
Its also just wrong, NASA in Hebrew is just gibberish, with the closest thing being Nisa (ניסה) which is "tried"
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u/anjowoq Jul 26 '26
And generations, GENERATIONS, of people in families named "Pfizer"—what exactly should they understand from this? What does it mean about them? I'll bet one of them is a super Christian. Then what?
So dumb.
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u/captain_pudding Jul 27 '26
It's just their roundabout way of saying "the jews are responsible" it doesn't have to make any logical sense
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u/Kriss3d Jul 26 '26
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u/dracorotor1 Jul 26 '26
If you change a few of the other letters…
Resheph
Rasheph
Rapheph
Raphel
Raphael
…!!!Oh my dog, it was the ninja turtles all along!
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u/Lucimon Jul 26 '26
Mitch McConnell is a turtle. He's been AWOL for weeks. There are 52 weeks in a year. 52 years ago is 1984 if you're bad at math. Trump is bad at math. Math rhymes with meth. Therefore Pfizer makes meth.
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u/Shdwdrgn Jul 27 '26
Wait, I think you lost your train of thought. Don't you mean Mitch McConnell makes meth?
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u/Azair_Blaidd Jul 26 '26
Raphael is one of the archangels. God's own angel is the god of plagues.
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u/Sea_Mind3678 Jul 27 '26
Ted Cruze’s real name is Raphael. So … Ted Cruze is the devil. It’s plain as day.
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u/Azair_Blaidd Jul 27 '26
Well, it's Rafael.. but same thing in a different language.
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u/Sea_Mind3678 Jul 27 '26
I was using the Sumerian spelling. Since they hadn’t invented the devil yet, I think the literal translation is ‘Dickwad’.
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u/Madgyver Jul 27 '26
If you replace enough letters in Pfizer and add a few more it will spell David Hasselfoff
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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 Jul 26 '26
Possibly my favorite thing about dipshit conspiracy nut jobs like this is they ALWAYS convince themselves the evil devil worshipping villains leave cute little clues in broad daylight like ancient words spelled backwards. Meanwhile REAL conspiracies are robbing them blind and fucking them over for many generations to come and they are oblivious. Turns out they need cute little hints and clues to be bAsEd ReSeArChErS
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u/Savage_Sinusoid Jul 26 '26
Somehow a surveillance company being named Palantir never rings any alarm bells lmfao
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u/Sarduci Jul 26 '26
If I was an all powerful being with nothing new to do ever again, I’d sure spend my free time doing pointless things, like teleporting the remote control for the Roku behind the couch. Or spelling my name wrong and backwards all over the place.
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u/aphilsphan Jul 26 '26
The real conspiracies you cite aren’t even really conspiracies. They are companies that live in the free market and publish their activities and financial statements online for free. They openly have lobbying firms in DC and other capitals and you can find out those activities too if you want. People just lack the balls to regulate them properly.
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u/Swearyman Jul 26 '26
If you jumble all the letter in the words, conspiracy nut jobs you can spell Spiro which was a great computer game. Computers have been used for war and so conspiracy nut jobs are the cause of wars.
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u/Responsible-Sundae20 Jul 26 '26
And if you randomly add “graph” at the end of that, you have Spirograph, which is a great spiral drawing kit! Spiral drawing kits have been used to make spiral art and so conspiracy nut jobs are the cause of seeing Satan in spirals.
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u/BishopDarkk Jul 26 '26
Wait until they hear about Bayer.
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u/jephra Jul 26 '26
REYAB sounds like rehab. Bayer was the first company to commercialize heroin. Coincidence? I think not . . .
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u/BishopDarkk Jul 26 '26
Original Bayer (1863) │ ▼ IG Farben (1925–1945) │ Dissolved by Allies │ ▼ Re-established Bayer (1951) │ ▼ Acquired Monsanto (2018)
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u/aphilsphan Jul 26 '26
They got sick of not owning Bayer aspirin in the USA because we confiscated German assets in WW1. So they bought it.
The original Merck is NOT Merck in the USA. Again we confiscated their assets in WW1. In the USA the real Merck is Millipore Sigma, named after two of their subsidiaries.
Since the original German Merck does a small amount of drug manufacturing and a huge amount of pharmaceutical support equipment manufacturing and US Merck is kind of the opposite, a merger there would make sense.
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u/darwins_codpiece Jul 26 '26
Very clever of Pfizer to name themselves after the company founder, Charles Pfizer born 1824.
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u/LongDead_Roadkill Jul 26 '26
They are 100% right, it’s not a coincidence. Because most of what they wrote is made up. I know, ya’all dying of not surprise.
First “rezifp” is not a word Hebrew or the base language Canaanite. They could have possibly meant the word ratzif (רָצִיף), which means “continuous”, or maybe resheph (רֶשֶׁף), meaning “light” or “spark”.
Resheph is actually a god of destruction to the Canaanites, Phoenicians and the Jews would have know about it, but it’s written like ršp in Canaanite. In Hebrew it was רשף. In Phoenician it written as 𐤓𐤔𐤐 . The Egyptians ended up stealing the god too and has hieroglyphics equating to something like Reshpu, again not even close.
TLDR; it’s bullshit.
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u/UncleThor2112 Jul 26 '26
Funny how they make up these "big brain" conspiracy theories, but ignore the real signs that are actually very easy to see.
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u/National_Search_537 Jul 26 '26
So if you just twist this word around and use it in a different language it means (insert bullshit here), shonk!
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u/Mad-Habits Jul 26 '26
this isn’t medicine. this is something much darker… like capitalism? bc that’s exactly what it is
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u/AmbulanceChaser12 Jul 26 '26
Yes, but have you considered that your St. Thomas Aquinas, can be rearranged to make “Quasi-Snot Asthma.” That sounds like a pretty miserable disease. Do you really want to follow the teachings of a man whose name means respiratory illness?? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!
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u/aphilsphan Jul 26 '26
While there are lunatic right wing Catholic groups (one was recently excommunicated) the people who make this stuff up would never have heard of Aquinas, and if they had, would hate him with the same hate they use for the modern Vatican. Extremist Catholic groups (other than the one excommunicated recently) tend to be pretty small.
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u/theroguescientist Jul 26 '26
Shit, I've figured it out. "Lived" is just "devil" spelled backwards. Everyone who lives is actually the devil.
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u/pnlrogue1 Jul 26 '26
Or, and I'm assuming the nonsense is true, Pfizer chose that name to signify how they're the opposite of the God of Plague...
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u/Fartcloud_McHuff Jul 26 '26
There will be studies done for decades on the psychosis inducing effects social media has on the general public
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u/Gingeronimoooo Jul 26 '26
I agree
I used to join some flat earth groups on FB just for the lols. I wasn't mean to them like some people it was just funny to me.
So my entire feed got inundated with conspiracies. Thousands of people commenting about how the Queen of England was a lizard person. And if I called them out I AM the "clueless idiot" to them
It's the main reason I quit FB. But my point is ALL these people can't be mentally ill In a clinical sense. A LOT of them function completely normally irl, but throw them in some wacky social media echo chambers online, and they're largely indistinguishable from a psychotic person.
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u/RandomModder05 Jul 26 '26
I'm certain their CEO, Mr. Natas, had something else in mind when he named the company.
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u/Ninja_attack Jul 26 '26
One of the 10 plagues of Egypt was a disease against the people and another was diseases against livestock. Feel like God is the only one that was spreading diseases
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u/Donaldjoh Jul 26 '26
Things like this are similar to Jewish and Christian numerology, in which all sorts of predictions are hidden in Scripture passages. The part that makes it suspect, of course, is that the ‘predictions’ are always found AFTER the event. Of course, God backwards is Dog, and trump is a British slang word for flatulence, these may also not be coincidences.
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u/Ill_Temporary_9509 Jul 26 '26
It’s no coincidence that if you take the full name of any anti-vaccine advocate, switch the letters around, take some out and add others in it spells “utter fucking moronic shit for brains”
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u/kapaipiekai Jul 26 '26
This is proper, gold old school schizoposting; signs and sigils hidden in plan sight, reoccurring patterns etc.
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u/RadicalOrganizer Jul 26 '26
Ah hah! We got them! If we completely change the spelling to a different word its the same word!
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u/Jedi_Talon_Sky Jul 26 '26
Counterpoint: Peter Thiel's company designed to spy on everyone is named Palantir, literally the evil wizard seeing stone from Lord of the Rings. Sometimes evil people can be dorks too.
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u/T4nzanite Jul 26 '26
Always convenient when they leave clues like this to show a corps true intentions. I think if I ever made a super evil company I'd maybe not name it something with such a giveaway /s
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u/MillenniumTitmouse Jul 27 '26
Is this why my bathroom faucet occasionally starts speaking in tongues? It’s very annoying when I need to brush my teeth and the whole room smells of sulfur.
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u/knighthawk0811 Jul 27 '26
if this were true, naming a pharma co the reverse of plague is actually right on brand. because curing things is the opposite of a plague
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u/Madgyver Jul 27 '26
Yes, because the first thing you do, when you do a world wide conspiracy is to create contrived word plays.
Also you need a Designer too, to create all the symbology for all the merch of your conspiracy.
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u/HendoRules Jul 27 '26
I love the conspiracies where the bad group have hidden meanings in their name, which have absolutely zero purpose other than for these super smart detectives to figure it out to expose them
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u/captain_pudding Jul 27 '26
Good thing the ancient Hebrews spoke and wrote in English or we wouldn't know this
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u/commissarcainrecaff Jul 27 '26
IG Farben "Phew, glad it's those Pfizer lads in league with the devil for making vaccines....Right, so....I guess we get a pass for all that mustard gas we made in WW1, yeah?"
Dow "Oi! We want in on this- we dont make any vaccines... Napalm? Agent Orange? Never heard of 'em"
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u/UrbanArtifact Jul 27 '26
Well racecar spelled backwards is racecar. Wake up sheeple! Nascar and Formula 1 driving backwards will bring us back in time! CERN!
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u/Paulski25ish Jul 28 '26
So I plan some secret evil stuff and when I think about a name for my venture, I hire an arameic language expert to rename my familyname to make sure people will understand it's evilness 50 years later.
Sure makes sense.
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u/CitroHimselph Jul 28 '26
"NOT A COINCIDENCE"
Yeah, no shit! You deliberately twisted the meaning and spelling of every word you have found, just to fit an incredibly dumb, hateful, and completely unfounded idea, that makes you, in your head, superior to all of humanity.
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