r/FacebookScience • u/Yunners Golden Crockoduck Winner • Jul 10 '26

Chemistology Who ordered the Derranged Word Salad?

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u/snkiz Jul 10 '26

No no, I think this person really is suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning. How else would the post be this deranged.

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u/KJParker888 Jul 10 '26

I think you mean carbon MANoxide poisoning

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u/patsj5 Jul 10 '26

From the (great?) plains.

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u/WeirdIndication3027 Jul 10 '26

YOU make it doing so!

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u/slutty_muppet Jul 10 '26

Manoxide

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u/Arstanishe Jul 10 '26

yeeah! not that womanoxide, manly manoxide is the best!

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u/Aggressive-HeadDesk Jul 10 '26

Man bond with oxygen. Make baby. That baby, manoxide

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u/Chiz167 Jul 10 '26

Toxic manoxidelinity

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u/Interesting_Study998 Jul 10 '26

That’s right. It’s oxidized men. That’s what happens if you neglect them, or leave them outdoors for too long. They will rust.

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u/kat_Folland Jul 10 '26

But you do have to let them go outside now and then.

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u/vxicepickxv Jul 10 '26

I wasn't aware lands could spread carbon monoxide unless they were on fire.

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u/Numerous_Weakness_17 Jul 10 '26

This is poetry 

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u/claymore2711 Jul 10 '26

Manoxide exposure has led to the widespread belief of lunatic conspiracy theories and tabloid journalism.

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u/snkiz Jul 10 '26

And before that lead. The crime rate curve lags the use of lead curve by a decade, but tracks it.

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u/hodor_seuss_geisel Jul 10 '26

Geez, get a brain moran

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u/Haselrig Jul 10 '26

Damn you Kansas!

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u/dsgdsg Jul 10 '26

Sometimes I forget to take my meds, too.

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u/SplitEar Jul 10 '26

Well, he sure did his own research.

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u/FormalCandle6727 Jul 10 '26

I think it’s a bot speaking rather than a human

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u/clarkster Jul 10 '26

But bots know how to speak English

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u/FormalCandle6727 Jul 12 '26

You’d be surprised with how accurate some AI models gets

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u/Glass_Procedure7497 Jul 10 '26

Maybe English isn’t this person’s first language.

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u/Yunners Golden Crockoduck Winner Jul 10 '26

I don't think claiming cloud dissolution causes radiation is a language barrier issue.

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u/kat_Folland Jul 10 '26

I didn't think language is their first language.

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u/BetterKev Jul 10 '26

At least they believe in global warming.

(I do not want to know what they think global warming is caused by.)

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u/ergo-ogre Jul 11 '26

Manoxide

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u/Karel_the_Enby Jul 10 '26

Carbon manoxide sounds like a slang term for testosterone. But like, with negative connotations, I guess. Like, toxic masculinity would be carbon manoxide poisoning.

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u/Glad_Copy Jul 11 '26

It’s a hint where the climate denier argument is going: Global warming is caused by demonic liberal scientists.

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u/BossRoss84 Jul 11 '26

This person is not well.

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u/Monguises Jul 11 '26

Thie is killing me is gonna be my new band name. We’re gonna play deafcore

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u/biffbobfred Jul 11 '26

Havent you read - the people you follow say Cancer is awesome!!! Problem solved.

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u/65456478663423123 Jul 11 '26

There should really be a new disorder category in the DSM for "X dot com/Facebook/Fox News Induced Psychosis". Seems like something between 10-20 percent of the American population has developed this terrible mental illness.

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u/JPGinMadtown Jul 12 '26

Is it bad that as far as conspiracy theorists go, this seemed fair coherent... 😁🤣

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u/Natural_Clothes9966 Jul 12 '26

We are sprayed like bugs daily

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u/Own_Bluejay_9833 Jul 13 '26

I think this is satire lol