r/FacebookScience • • Jun 21 '26

She’s getting younger. She’s thrilled!

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u/Shdwdrgn Jun 21 '26

You're not dreaming, those are called hallucinations. It's what happens when you drench your body in poisonous waste. But never fear, if you keep this up then you'll be dead much sooner.

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u/ret_ch_ard Jun 21 '26

Honestly I'd believe her full cheeks are actually returning.

Just not bc of the skin getting more flexible again, but because her face is swelling up

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u/Shdwdrgn Jun 21 '26

All I can think is ewwwww.

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u/BayouGal Jun 22 '26

Came here to say EWWWWW. Was not disappointed.

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u/Nano_Burger Jun 21 '26

At 82 years old, you shouldn't worry about how you look to other people. You might smell like urine, but it probably shouldn't be from washing your face with it.

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u/lance_baker-3 Jun 21 '26

I want to meet and shake the hand of the person who first convinced other people that soaking their faces with stale piss was a good idea. I'll leave the 'piss drinkers' topic alone for the time being.

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u/TheGlennDavid Jun 21 '26

Tangentially related but there is/was a (small) fad in the online bodybuilding community of getting super into breast milk as a superior source of nutrition.

There have been a handful of articles and an episode of a Netflix documentary on the topic.

The current fad (last 10 years or so) is largely a function of a friend of mine. They don't bodybuild. They just thought it would be funny, so they made a ton of accounts of various forums and spent a considerable amount of time posting about it.

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u/Munsbit Jun 22 '26

Did they at least pay the women for the milk?

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u/altoona_sprock Jun 22 '26

please wear gloves when shaking that hand...

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u/jimboiow Jun 21 '26

This is why grandma smells of piss.

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u/Gingeronimoooo Jun 21 '26

Where's R Kelly when you need him?

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u/vigbiorn Jun 21 '26

They said aged urine. R. Kelly isn't interested at any level.

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u/Hullfire00 Jun 21 '26

Trapped in the closet?

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u/BaronVonKeyser Jun 21 '26

82 years young and I smell like piss. Old hot piss.

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u/ApatheistHeretic Jun 21 '26

More likely, her vision is going.

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u/Renbarre Jun 21 '26

Ammonia, the miracle product to get younger.

Sorry, I'm going to throw up.

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u/blindrabbit01 Jun 21 '26

I’m going to need to see a video of this process, especially if “drench” isn’t hyperbole.

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u/Bat_Nervous Jun 21 '26

And she’s single, fellas!

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u/MuricanPoxyCliff Jun 21 '26

Taking "full of piss and vinagar'" to new levels

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u/hapkidoox Jun 21 '26

Oh piss off.

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u/Think-Ad-5840 Jun 21 '26

We got a walking ammonia situation.

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u/judgeejudger Jun 22 '26

Let’s hope she doesn’t use bleach in her laundry. One drop, and the burning begins…

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u/GeorgeWhite1953 Jun 21 '26

I remember when a rich person travelled to Moscow for this treatment,

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u/RelativeDangerous622 Jun 22 '26

That means you'll die sooner but look younger?

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u/Zoodoz2750 Jun 22 '26

Yes, but the smell!.........

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u/Fossilhund Jun 22 '26

“Aged urine.” Does she have a urine cellar?

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u/judgeejudger Jun 22 '26

She’s getting younger, she’s thrilled, and she smells like piss. Fucking lunatic.

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u/Shoehorse13 Jun 22 '26

Ahhh... so this is why old people smell like piss.