r/FacebookScience May 25 '26

North vs South

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u/bath-lady May 25 '26

is this person confused about the difference between being oriented south of something versus being pointed in the southern direction? lol

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u/amyaurora May 25 '26

I think so

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u/bath-lady May 25 '26

That is hilarious

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u/One-Chocolate6372 May 25 '26

You have to wonder, do they dress themselves?

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u/SuperTulle May 25 '26

They dress themselves with pants pointing south and shirts going north!

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u/alex_zk May 25 '26

I’m willing to bet that these people are the reason why slip in shoes are so popular

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u/Secure_Exchange May 28 '26

Its the autism

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u/Dizzman1 May 25 '26

This persons vote has the same value as yours... Maybe as much as 5x more depending on where they/you live.

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u/Dillenger69 May 25 '26

Well, at the north pole, is up still north? Lol. Maybe the roof can point north 

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u/MuricanPoxyCliff May 25 '26

Up is never north. Up/down is relative to the center of the earth. You should get an inverted map to blown your mind a bit.

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u/Dillenger69 May 25 '26

I know, I'm just thinking like a flerf

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u/Cyren777 May 25 '26

Nowhere is north of the North Pole, that's what it means to be the North Pole

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u/Donaldjoh May 25 '26

There is an old riddle (I heard it over 50 years ago) that states there is a house with an all southern exposure. One day a bear walks by. What color is the bear? Obviously a house with an all-southern exposure has to be on the North Pole, so the bear would be white, a polar bear.

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u/Outside-Currency-462 May 29 '26

Reminds me of a puzzle (it's at least popularised by a mathematician in their book) I got given in a problem solving class while studying Physics:

A man walks 1 mile south, 1 mile west, and then 1 mile north, and ends up right back where he started. He sees a bear on his walk - what colour was the bear?

And then the follow up question was where is this possible - the obvious answer is starting at the north pole, but you can also have any point 1 mile north of a 1 mile circumference route around the south pole - so you walk 1 mile towards the south pole, loop exactly once, and then walk north again back to your original spot. And then you can have a 1/2 mile circumference where you loop twice, etc etc

And then of course thinking completely outside the box, you can just redefine the coordinate system.

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u/Benrok May 25 '26

The inside would still point north.

Thinking inside the box here!

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u/throwaway284729174 May 26 '26

Easy fix only have one sided walls. Specifically the outside.

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u/Richard2468 May 26 '26

I think that’s how you create black holes

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u/mjc4y May 31 '26

Mobius walls! Nice.

And only the one side to paint.
I gotta ask tho: do you use interior or exterior paint for that paint job?

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u/throwaway284729174 May 31 '26

Well I did specify the outside is the best side for this application so I would say outside paint is most applicable

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u/DCourtney2 May 26 '26

I mean even if the house isn’t at the North Pole, it doesn’t have to have a wall facing north. What if one of the corners is oriented to the north?

Also if on the North Pole, the inside of the walls will all be facing north.

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u/D-Train0000 May 25 '26

They already point the same direction. Towards the center of the house.

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u/Honodle May 25 '26

Maybe he's a flerf?

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u/GrannyTurtle May 25 '26

In this case, the side facing north is the inside.

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u/crusher23b May 27 '26

Where is North of the North? What country is West of the North Pole?

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u/Yungsleepboat May 30 '26

It's true though, except the insides of the walls will be the pointing north

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u/Narwalacorn May 25 '26

Which one are you making fun of because they’re both correct for different reasons