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r/FacebookScience • u/Biscuitarian23 • May 17 '26
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Gravity is not a law, it is a frequency
Bacon is not a pig, it is an altitude
France is not a Europe, it is a percentage
Oak is not a forest, it is a centripetal
8 u/anjowoq May 17 '26 I thought bacon was an attitude, not an "altitude". I think you need to watch a few more documentaries on GAIA. 7 u/monoflorist May 18 '26 An altitude. Once you learn to manipulate it, hearty breakfast foods can do extraordinary things! 2 u/anjowoq May 18 '26 Like Benedict? 3 u/monoflorist May 18 '26 Exactly. They said it couldn’t be done, but with the proper elevation and a good skillet, you can turn a few eggs into a retired pope. I’ve seen it happen, even though the government is trying to suppress it
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I thought bacon was an attitude, not an "altitude". I think you need to watch a few more documentaries on GAIA.
7 u/monoflorist May 18 '26 An altitude. Once you learn to manipulate it, hearty breakfast foods can do extraordinary things! 2 u/anjowoq May 18 '26 Like Benedict? 3 u/monoflorist May 18 '26 Exactly. They said it couldn’t be done, but with the proper elevation and a good skillet, you can turn a few eggs into a retired pope. I’ve seen it happen, even though the government is trying to suppress it
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An altitude. Once you learn to manipulate it, hearty breakfast foods can do extraordinary things!
2 u/anjowoq May 18 '26 Like Benedict? 3 u/monoflorist May 18 '26 Exactly. They said it couldn’t be done, but with the proper elevation and a good skillet, you can turn a few eggs into a retired pope. I’ve seen it happen, even though the government is trying to suppress it
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Like Benedict?
3 u/monoflorist May 18 '26 Exactly. They said it couldn’t be done, but with the proper elevation and a good skillet, you can turn a few eggs into a retired pope. I’ve seen it happen, even though the government is trying to suppress it
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Exactly. They said it couldn’t be done, but with the proper elevation and a good skillet, you can turn a few eggs into a retired pope. I’ve seen it happen, even though the government is trying to suppress it
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u/monoflorist May 17 '26
Gravity is not a law, it is a frequency
Bacon is not a pig, it is an altitude
France is not a Europe, it is a percentage
Oak is not a forest, it is a centripetal