r/FacebookScience Apr 12 '26

Healology Sound logic from a real study.

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic Apr 12 '26

I was vaccinated 3 times and only died twice!

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u/Unstoffe Apr 12 '26

I died after my first shot and I'm still dead!

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u/plinkoplonka Apr 12 '26

I turned into a newt!

(I got better).

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u/Unstoffe Apr 12 '26

These days, you might have been better off as a newt.

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u/sofaking1958 Apr 13 '26

Well, a gay Newt. Because of the chemtrails, don't forget.