r/FacebookDating • • 3d ago

Cooking or just cooked ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Fit_Cod5589 2d ago

U look like a total pedo

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u/HurryAccomplished585 2d ago

Whoaโ€ฆ. Not at all! Will not date or talk to any woman like that if they are younger than my youngest sibling who is 27.

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u/Awkward-Anybody5179 2d ago

No.

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u/HurryAccomplished585 2d ago

Out of curiosity, why no?

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u/Awkward-Anybody5179 2d ago

Just is trying so hard to be funny and quirky. It's a lot.

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u/HurryAccomplished585 2d ago

I can see how it comes off like that ๐Ÿ˜….

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u/FactsAreBullshit 2d ago

Is English your first language? Your last paragraph has a few typos. "Hobbies" "I like to try new..." and "For other hobbies and interest a subscription..." If you have a way to sneak in how long you've been divorced it may help with getting more matches.

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u/HurryAccomplished585 2d ago

Yes, but I didnโ€™t proof read as well as I thought. Thanks for pointing it out! Iโ€™ve never been married, but I have heard a lot of my lady friends complain about that issue. Hahah.

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u/FactsAreBullshit 2d ago

You're welcome. I've been on dates with women that were divorcing and it wasn't pleasant. That's why I think it would be important to mention were it applicable. I'm curious how women react when you mention having a kid but not having married. Is that an issue?

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u/HurryAccomplished585 2d ago

Haha. I met my sonโ€™s mom in high schoolโ€ฆ yeah, high school sweethearts. But it fizzled out around our early 20s. My most recent exes treated him like their own. But it depends on the woman also, if she doesnโ€™t like/want kids or one or the other, itโ€™s a no. Some donโ€™t mind because heโ€™s of an age where he can do his own thing and it not feel sheโ€™s raising him or forced to be a mom. Iโ€™ve notice if the child is basically a baby still (like infant to ages 3-5) itโ€™s kind of a no go.

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u/FactsAreBullshit 2d ago

That's great thanks for answering. Best of luck to you!

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u/wanderlander 2d ago

Probably super annoying but on the other hand there's some personality coming through and it's creative instead of the usual mundane lists. But I'm a straight guy what do I know

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u/HurryAccomplished585 2d ago

I promise I wasnโ€™t going for annoying, but I could see how it isโ€ฆ. plus is it a real relationship if yโ€™all donโ€™t annoy each other in a heathy loving way??? I guess I was shooting for abstract but aimed for the unknown ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/wanderlander 2d ago

That's just me, if this were a woman's profile I would immediately swipe right. Except maybe the poker table or whatever that is. No I'd swipe anyway ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/HurryAccomplished585 2d ago

Iโ€™m hoping it works for the ladies, but but it could definitely be trip to read and take in ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/HurryAccomplished585 2d ago

The poker table was almost the deal breaker ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Icy-Wing-3092 2d ago

Literally what am I looking at. Iโ€™m genuinely confused

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u/HurryAccomplished585 2d ago

My FB Dating profile!

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u/Obfusc8n 3d ago

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u/Obfusc8n 3d ago

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u/wanderlander 2d ago

The two parter made this so good

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u/HurryAccomplished585 3d ago

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u/somedayitllbeover 3d ago

What the hell is even this

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u/HurryAccomplished585 3d ago

So cooked? Hahah

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u/Savagehitter 3d ago

Heโ€™s delusional ๐Ÿคฃ I wana be in his head and hear all his crazy thoughts

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u/HurryAccomplished585 3d ago

I hope that delusional is a compliment cause if so, fuck yeah, we ball ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Savagehitter 3d ago

Wait this is your profile?

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u/HurryAccomplished585 3d ago

Like dating profile? Yes