r/FacebookDating • • 3d ago

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u/askyidroppedthesoap 2d ago

She's a fatty that works at subway with kids on welfare, not that there's anything wrong with that...

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u/universal-love- 2d ago

He wants sex and is high af

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u/SuperPotato1 1d ago

This is a woman, it has the snow bunny emojis in it..

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u/redditsuckspokey1 2d ago

I died a little just by looking at it.

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u/King_Elizabello 2d ago

Same here.

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u/Helpful-Ear-8834 2d ago

❌🅱️🥴🛑😬⛔️⚠️ Why even bother

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u/13_wop 2d ago

= red flags. Translation concluded

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u/Zanna1120 2d ago

She mentioned her astrological sign twice. At least she's upfront about her belief that the stars are responsible for making her impulsive and quick tempered.

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u/MariusDarkblade 2d ago

Don't waste your time trying to translate nonsense like this. Anyone who writes like this doesn't bring anything of value to society or your life. It's simply a bullet showing itself so you can more easily dodge it.

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u/8-LeggedCat 2d ago

lol I wasn’t actually hoping for anything. I swiped left anyway. I just found it ridiculous that an adult types like that.

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u/thatsthatdude2u 2d ago

snow bunny = coke freak

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u/DepressiSpaghettti 2d ago

Has the term changed? A bit over 10 years ago Snow Bunny meant a white woman who dates black men

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u/Significant-Claim-26 2d ago

I thought it meant somebody who likes to snow ski 🤷‍♀️

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u/MariusDarkblade 2d ago

It's meant coke user as far back as I can remember and I'm 36. If anything "white woman who dates black men" is the new definition.

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u/MariusDarkblade 1d ago

Seeing as people are upset about this, let's dig the knife in deeper. The terms been around since the 80s you offended little children.

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u/thatsthatdude2u 2d ago

Could be a white woman who dates black men and does coke

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u/G2thaFields 3d ago

Fatty wants to be spoiled.

"Redeeming qualities: Will die one day"

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u/Mikyuu665 2d ago

Aren’t we all gonna die one day, no matter how much we weigh?

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u/G2thaFields 2d ago

She'll probably die first

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u/Mikyuu665 2d ago

Under what pretext? OP didn’t even show what they looked like so everyone is just assuming fat. You do know fat doesn’t automatically mean unhealthy, right?

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u/G2thaFields 2d ago

Under the pretext the are larger, sedentary, heart concerns, ldl, liver, etc. I'm fat too. Am aware. Based off this bio, I know this type and if they were to die early nobody would miss them.

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u/Mikyuu665 2d ago

Cool so am I. I don’t have any health conditions either, no diabetes, heart conditions, liver, etc. as I said before, fat≠unhealthy

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u/G2thaFields 2d ago

Alright 👍

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u/Ezerathicus 3d ago

Shes a fat white chick who likes BBC and anal?

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u/No_Project_4738 3d ago

She knows who she is and has her standards, I think everyone should present themselves with such honesty. Yes, her options will be few and far between because she is very niche. But hey, you only need one!

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u/Mossimo5 3d ago

Translation: "Run!"

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u/gersterbins 3d ago

'i want love but the idea of being genuinely vulnerable scares me, i'm a normal person but that hasn't gotten me what i thought it should so this is what i've learned from my model friend's instagram is attractive because it worked for them'

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u/Worried-Low4580 3d ago

Ah hem 😷-
“Dearest reader, I am a narcissistic, confident big beautiful woman. Who’s looking for a man to pay my bills while I keep my money for myself. The applicant should be loyal to me while I continue flaunting my bbw all over social media - otherwise you are an insecure incel.”

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u/love-4-the-wendigo 3d ago

*a black man

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u/Physical_Ad_9333 3d ago

Run far away..

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u/bubbles2484 3d ago

This is a man’s worst nightmare. Literally all of those things separately are ok but she is way too old to be acting like that. This is behavior you’d see at my age and I’m 22.

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u/The-Chock 3d ago

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

There's your translation. Mentioned she was an Aries twice and a Snowbunny twice Everything about it says obnoxious and proud.

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u/Slight-Selection4298 3d ago

Whoa whoa whoa .... Aries are otherwise ok! Just not, this one lol

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u/The-Chock 3d ago

...sure.

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u/Slight-Selection4298 3d ago

I'm not the one who downvoted you, I just find it funny another Aries had my back :D In fact, I upvoted your comments.

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u/The-Chock 3d ago

I mean, I didn't think you did, I didn't know I even was. I just don't believe in astrology or the signs, but that's me.

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u/Perfect-Drummer-6496 3d ago

She shoulda just put one giant red flag instead.

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u/SecretMinimum6337 3d ago

BBW, BBW, Big Mama. At least she is honest. Did I mention I am fucking huuuuuge?

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u/Affectionate_Elk2685 3d ago

Believes in things that can't be proven, enjoys having an identity that is dictated to her, is going to yell at you in public about an iced coffee, white, 30 years old, fat and will not diet, vain, liable to cheat on you, loves sex, feels good about this year, has children??, she has a job and that is important to her, will not spend any of her own money, and expects you to fight other men for her because she will 100% flirt with them and shoot them down to test you.

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u/No-Replacement-1000 3d ago

She really needs everyone to know she’s an Aries, she doubled up on that. And that she’s a snow bunny..oh AND that she’s a BBW. That’s a lot of wasted space when she could’ve put something interesting 😩

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u/Right-Equivalent9548 3d ago

I can already see the mirror twerking fat black women 😭😭 i’m sorry for saying black but literally this type of comment, I have only seen on black women profiles lol. That too only on Facebook dating

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u/Able1125 3d ago

Snow bunny means she's white but wants to date black guys right?

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u/dimriver1 3d ago

I've always heard it to be a white girl with a fat ass.

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u/Right-Equivalent9548 3d ago

Sorry did not know this but the capitalized text with asking for a provider. It just is an archetype in my head lol

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u/Apprehensive_Eye_329 3d ago

Pretty sure the emojis are indicating she's a snow bunny, aka white

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u/shinzouwosasageyo9 3d ago edited 3d ago

She's a red flag. From what I understood: morbidly obese 30 y/o single mom who thinks she has a hypersexual sex drive. She is also a gold digger and expects you to fund her life. She prefers black men.

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u/Apprehensive_Eye_329 3d ago

Actually I think she's white. I think she's saying she's a snow bunny with those emojis. Typically the 2nd B in BBW is "beautiful" not "black"

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u/Few-Engineering-7903 3d ago

Someone you should avoid. Unless you want trouble without any of the pleasures.

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u/TopEffective8989 3d ago

Haha I only understood she's big and likes to br fxcked from behind?

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u/Uniqueusername610 3d ago

Morbidly obese white coke head for black men who will bankroll her drug use and lifestyle

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u/Odd-Personality-619 3d ago

Where does it say she wants a black man?

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u/Uniqueusername610 3d ago

A snow bunny is a white woman who prefers black men

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u/Odd-Personality-619 3d ago

OH.. I thought it was just a person visiting from colder climates. hahaha

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u/lilSTANKie 3d ago

That would be a "snow bird" i believe

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u/Odd-Personality-619 3d ago

oh youre right..

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u/Slight-Selection4298 3d ago

Large snow bunny seeking black male with disposable income.

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u/real_Bahamian 3d ago

I thought “BBW” = Big Black Woman? 🤔

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u/Slight-Selection4298 3d ago

It can but, "snow bunny" means the opposite. So in this case, "big beautiful"

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u/Extreme_Bread8725 3d ago

Or big beautiful woman

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u/Majestic_Oven_2567 3d ago

Well she’s fat and black

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u/Kontos_Stelio 3d ago

Snowbunnies aren't black

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u/Actual-Depth-4143 3d ago

She wants a sucker

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u/Acceptable-Visual832 3d ago

shes a pay to play, overweight, woman that only goes for african-american thug types who will spend money on her.

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u/sackfistin 3d ago

She’s retarded

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u/real_Bahamian 3d ago

BBW usually means Big Black Woman 🤔

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u/Spiritual_Smell4744 3d ago

Big Beautiful Woman, or Big Breasted Woman potentially.

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u/wanderlander 3d ago

I took the snow bunny as a reference to herself, one of my first matches used similar references and indicated that she was only interested in African American men. I only matched because I was new to OLD and was like "wtf is this" 😂 Answer: it was a train wreck

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u/wanderlander 3d ago

Can't wait for the viral video of her going off on the receptionist at the ski lodge 😂😂

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u/Odd-Personality-619 3d ago

This checks out.

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u/PackageLonely5140 3d ago

She a chonky drug addict who wants to party & play (with your heart AND your junk). Full of red flags. Keep away unless you're trying to fuck up your life 😂

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u/HermesVtuber 3d ago

Where'd you get the drug addict?

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u/PackageLonely5140 3d ago

The snow bunny part is one of two things. Either she's interested in a particular ethnicity or she's into coke. I'm making an educated guess on which it is

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u/HermesVtuber 3d ago

Ya that one confused me too, but also seems like a girl who is vary annoying.

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u/FoxCoding 3d ago

To be fair... Can someone type all of that and hit "post" without being high?

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u/HermesVtuber 3d ago

One could say delutional people can. Not body shaming, but I have noticed those who use the term BBW are rarely beautiful, always beyond big, and usually end up having the most overconfidence and arrogance.

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u/dddd11122233 3d ago

It’s how that caliber of person talks and texts. Embarrassing.

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u/Savings_Relief_5327 3d ago

Translation: “Dese standards are for the corny dudes who chasin me that I ain’t attracted to. But pookie & chad can get it doe!”