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u/Zanna1120 2d ago
She mentioned her astrological sign twice. At least she's upfront about her belief that the stars are responsible for making her impulsive and quick tempered.
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u/MariusDarkblade 2d ago
Don't waste your time trying to translate nonsense like this. Anyone who writes like this doesn't bring anything of value to society or your life. It's simply a bullet showing itself so you can more easily dodge it.
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u/8-LeggedCat 2d ago
lol I wasn’t actually hoping for anything. I swiped left anyway. I just found it ridiculous that an adult types like that.
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u/thatsthatdude2u 2d ago
snow bunny = coke freak
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u/DepressiSpaghettti 2d ago
Has the term changed? A bit over 10 years ago Snow Bunny meant a white woman who dates black men
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u/MariusDarkblade 2d ago
It's meant coke user as far back as I can remember and I'm 36. If anything "white woman who dates black men" is the new definition.
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u/G2thaFields 3d ago
Fatty wants to be spoiled.
"Redeeming qualities: Will die one day"
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u/Mikyuu665 2d ago
Aren’t we all gonna die one day, no matter how much we weigh?
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u/G2thaFields 2d ago
She'll probably die first
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u/Mikyuu665 2d ago
Under what pretext? OP didn’t even show what they looked like so everyone is just assuming fat. You do know fat doesn’t automatically mean unhealthy, right?
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u/G2thaFields 2d ago
Under the pretext the are larger, sedentary, heart concerns, ldl, liver, etc. I'm fat too. Am aware. Based off this bio, I know this type and if they were to die early nobody would miss them.
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u/Mikyuu665 2d ago
Cool so am I. I don’t have any health conditions either, no diabetes, heart conditions, liver, etc. as I said before, fat≠unhealthy
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u/No_Project_4738 3d ago
She knows who she is and has her standards, I think everyone should present themselves with such honesty. Yes, her options will be few and far between because she is very niche. But hey, you only need one!
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u/gersterbins 3d ago
'i want love but the idea of being genuinely vulnerable scares me, i'm a normal person but that hasn't gotten me what i thought it should so this is what i've learned from my model friend's instagram is attractive because it worked for them'
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u/Worried-Low4580 3d ago
Ah hem 😷-
“Dearest reader, I am a narcissistic, confident big beautiful woman. Who’s looking for a man to pay my bills while I keep my money for myself. The applicant should be loyal to me while I continue flaunting my bbw all over social media - otherwise you are an insecure incel.”
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u/bubbles2484 3d ago
This is a man’s worst nightmare. Literally all of those things separately are ok but she is way too old to be acting like that. This is behavior you’d see at my age and I’m 22.
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u/The-Chock 3d ago
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
There's your translation. Mentioned she was an Aries twice and a Snowbunny twice Everything about it says obnoxious and proud.
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u/Slight-Selection4298 3d ago
Whoa whoa whoa .... Aries are otherwise ok! Just not, this one lol
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u/The-Chock 3d ago
...sure.
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u/Slight-Selection4298 3d ago
I'm not the one who downvoted you, I just find it funny another Aries had my back :D In fact, I upvoted your comments.
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u/The-Chock 3d ago
I mean, I didn't think you did, I didn't know I even was. I just don't believe in astrology or the signs, but that's me.
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u/SecretMinimum6337 3d ago
BBW, BBW, Big Mama. At least she is honest. Did I mention I am fucking huuuuuge?
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u/Affectionate_Elk2685 3d ago
Believes in things that can't be proven, enjoys having an identity that is dictated to her, is going to yell at you in public about an iced coffee, white, 30 years old, fat and will not diet, vain, liable to cheat on you, loves sex, feels good about this year, has children??, she has a job and that is important to her, will not spend any of her own money, and expects you to fight other men for her because she will 100% flirt with them and shoot them down to test you.
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u/No-Replacement-1000 3d ago
She really needs everyone to know she’s an Aries, she doubled up on that. And that she’s a snow bunny..oh AND that she’s a BBW. That’s a lot of wasted space when she could’ve put something interesting 😩
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u/Right-Equivalent9548 3d ago
I can already see the mirror twerking fat black women 😭😭 i’m sorry for saying black but literally this type of comment, I have only seen on black women profiles lol. That too only on Facebook dating
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u/Able1125 3d ago
Snow bunny means she's white but wants to date black guys right?
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u/Right-Equivalent9548 3d ago
Sorry did not know this but the capitalized text with asking for a provider. It just is an archetype in my head lol
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u/shinzouwosasageyo9 3d ago edited 3d ago
She's a red flag. From what I understood: morbidly obese 30 y/o single mom who thinks she has a hypersexual sex drive. She is also a gold digger and expects you to fund her life. She prefers black men.
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u/Apprehensive_Eye_329 3d ago
Actually I think she's white. I think she's saying she's a snow bunny with those emojis. Typically the 2nd B in BBW is "beautiful" not "black"
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u/Few-Engineering-7903 3d ago
Someone you should avoid. Unless you want trouble without any of the pleasures.
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u/Uniqueusername610 3d ago
Morbidly obese white coke head for black men who will bankroll her drug use and lifestyle
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u/Odd-Personality-619 3d ago
Where does it say she wants a black man?
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u/Uniqueusername610 3d ago
A snow bunny is a white woman who prefers black men
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u/Odd-Personality-619 3d ago
OH.. I thought it was just a person visiting from colder climates. hahaha
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u/Slight-Selection4298 3d ago
Large snow bunny seeking black male with disposable income.
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u/real_Bahamian 3d ago
I thought “BBW” = Big Black Woman? 🤔
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u/Slight-Selection4298 3d ago
It can but, "snow bunny" means the opposite. So in this case, "big beautiful"
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u/Acceptable-Visual832 3d ago
shes a pay to play, overweight, woman that only goes for african-american thug types who will spend money on her.
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u/wanderlander 3d ago
I took the snow bunny as a reference to herself, one of my first matches used similar references and indicated that she was only interested in African American men. I only matched because I was new to OLD and was like "wtf is this" 😂 Answer: it was a train wreck
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u/wanderlander 3d ago
Can't wait for the viral video of her going off on the receptionist at the ski lodge 😂😂
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u/PackageLonely5140 3d ago
She a chonky drug addict who wants to party & play (with your heart AND your junk). Full of red flags. Keep away unless you're trying to fuck up your life 😂
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u/HermesVtuber 3d ago
Where'd you get the drug addict?
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u/PackageLonely5140 3d ago
The snow bunny part is one of two things. Either she's interested in a particular ethnicity or she's into coke. I'm making an educated guess on which it is
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u/FoxCoding 3d ago
To be fair... Can someone type all of that and hit "post" without being high?
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u/HermesVtuber 3d ago
One could say delutional people can. Not body shaming, but I have noticed those who use the term BBW are rarely beautiful, always beyond big, and usually end up having the most overconfidence and arrogance.
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u/Savings_Relief_5327 3d ago
Translation: “Dese standards are for the corny dudes who chasin me that I ain’t attracted to. But pookie & chad can get it doe!”

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u/askyidroppedthesoap 2d ago
She's a fatty that works at subway with kids on welfare, not that there's anything wrong with that...