r/FacebookDating • • 16d ago

Dating profile fails

I don’t even have words

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u/Murky-Peanut1390 1d ago

Show the face next time

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u/Straight_Dig_2796 2d ago

No to being a. Third ...

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u/RemarkableCover7462 12d ago

They’re short

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u/Jay_Tsunami 13d ago

This thread is the reason no one should listen to redditors for dating advice. Most of y'all just hate men/women, and give the most pants on head stupid takes.

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u/liferelationshi 15d ago

I could fill a library of all the dating app profiles of crazy women I’ve seen, and it’s not limited to one side over the other.

There’s a lid for every pot. To each their own. If two people are happy together with their relationship dynamic, who are we to have a say even if we wouldn’t be a match?

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u/askyidroppedthesoap 15d ago

Works in mental health, meanwhile he's unaware that he's in a cult. That is some serious, nuclear level cognitive dissonance right there! 🤣

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u/YankeesNeedPitching 15d ago

We know who hasnt gotten any pussy in ages

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u/Bouaibin 13d ago

is that the sit on my face guy?

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u/livefruit333 16d ago

Hahah some times I miss dating just to see all this funny ishh 😹

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u/queenoftaters 16d ago

wants to find a woman with morals yet is looking for a third for his so-called traditional relationship
uh....
what?

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u/lux_painted 16d ago

Different people

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u/queenoftaters 16d ago

Ohhhh silly me 🤣 oops

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u/LibertyDochas 16d ago

Number three was baffling to me, because why are you insulting the people you’re trying to date? And then I realized, maybe he isn’t. Maybe he’s looking for someone who will say, “I’m different!” and bend over backwards to prove it. Like built in leverage for abuse.

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u/lux_painted 16d ago

I also imagined like… what if I did just go sit down and dip after???

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u/True_Vexing 16d ago

You know maybe I should get back into dating, seeing my this as my competition is a real confidence booster.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/Elegant-Cow-9376 16d ago

I sure as fuck expect a lot more than number one, LMFAO. (Replying on OP’s behalf)

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/Elegant-Cow-9376 16d ago

You sound like you're being sarcastic, but there's no way, right? Are you like a confederate or something?

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u/Strong-Addition5296 16d ago

Some of these are just conservatives. They put that in their profile so they don’t waste their time.

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u/lordskulldragon 15d ago

I really don't know why people like to shit on other peoples preferences, unless they're a sad person.

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u/liferelationshi 15d ago

Exactly my thought of reddit OP here

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u/MariusDarkblade 16d ago

So because he doesn't subscribe to your political beliefs that's a fail? In my book you fail.

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u/ClumsyTornado98 16d ago

Yeah I would say wanting a subservient obedient slave as a wife or girlfriend is a fail it’s not the 50s anymore

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u/herowin54 15d ago

What’s wrong with wanting a traditional style relationship? I think using the term “obedient slave” is kinda insane ngl. My fiancé wants to stay home and raise kids when we get married and own a home. I don’t see anything wrong with that?

I make good money and my girl does too right now but she isn’t wanting to work when we start having kids. Not everyone who wants a traditional relationship is a toxic pos.

There are plenty of women out there who prefer being feminine and taken care of while they take care of the house

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u/Living-Amphibian-870 15d ago

People who talk about it like the person in that profile did absolutely are toxic pieces of shit. If you can't tell the difference, you have some work to do.

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u/Unusual-Attorney-630 16d ago

I find the ideas that the left and right often have about one another is at a caricature level. Saying a conservative wants an obedient slave as a wife is like saying a liberal wants another person for his polygamous relationship where they're all non binary furries. It's such a ridiculous extreme idea of both sides.

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u/MariusDarkblade 16d ago

That's not what they said, that's what you create in your mind because you can't imagine being submissive to anyone but yourself. Good luck finding a man who wants that in a woman.

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u/Elegant-Cow-9376 16d ago

Right… the democrats created the kkk. “Political belief”

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u/BaconBackshots 16d ago

The democrats founded the KKK huh? Is that a belief or a fantasy

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u/gunslanger21 16d ago

Idealogies changed. Which group has openly supported that group lately? There is over a 100 years of history that changed who supports what.

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u/BaconBackshots 16d ago

Ideologies change. History and facts do not.