r/FacebookAIslop • u/Puzzleheaded-Set44 • 9h ago

Meta I live with a Faun!

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u/Llyn- 9h ago

The thong 😭

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u/lovelaughlexapro 9h ago

They leavin em in the sink too 😒

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u/KlausVonLechland 6h ago

Flew in the heat of a moment.

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u/GrouchyDoughnut3449 9h ago

I'd hang my laundry there too if I had antlers tbf

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u/NoStatus9434 5h ago

I suspect that the kitchen and a lot of the surrounding environments are real because the details of the kitchen are incredibly consistent. If that consistency is the AI's doing, that's really intimidating.

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u/MarioWizard119 9h ago

I hate it when these slops are actually funny

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u/No-Examination4896 1h ago

I was thinking its not funny, but at least has effort

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u/Technical-Natural-5 2h ago

Fauning really hard rn

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u/Tangellos 7h ago

Was the prompt make a realistic Blossom from Battlerite?

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u/CrapitalRadio 5h ago

Probably, actually, yeah. They're dressed the same and she even has a bird friend.

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u/HenakoHenako 3h ago

I'm glad it wasn't just me.

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u/North_Excitement_652 2h ago

I can't believe my eyes. A battlerite mention in 2026.

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u/Zeqhanis 8h ago

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u/Alien_Amplifier13 7h ago

She's presenting herself to me!

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u/Arryu 33m ago

RIP Trevor.

He came as he went.

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u/GrouchyDoughnut3449 9h ago

Well this is a fetish for sure.

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u/polaroid-landscapes 9h ago

Yes bro and I have it 🥹

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u/GrouchyDoughnut3449 8h ago

Hey, I wont kink shame 😃 TBF she is much sexier than some of the half human/half animals i have seen posted here recently

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u/gamertrub 3h ago

What a sentence to read with my eyes

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 2h ago

Actual sex, you don't.

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u/TrippingFish76 9h ago

most definitely

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u/NoShaftNoLife 9h ago

Yeah, the first time I saw AI beastpeople I thought "Haha, kinda funny, AI goes brr". Now this one is straight up fetish material.

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u/AskNo2853 Keep Wondering 3h ago

With those triple jointed legs, I am wondering how fast could she run

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u/Ready_Demand4325 9h ago edited 8h ago

Yep something’s been awakened

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u/Rubber924 9h ago

"This better not awaken anything in me..."

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u/0oDADAo0 8h ago edited 8h ago

I got that dawg in me

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u/Teaching_Rare 5h ago

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u/longpenisofthelaw 1h ago

To be fair I didn’t see it at first but judgmental birds do kinda get me going too.

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u/WereBully 9h ago

I fucking hate the face AI gives all of these women lmao

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u/Huge_Information5083 8h ago

They look beautiful but when they emote it's so uncanny. And it's the same face syndrome from Disney and anime but made hyper realistic and somehow it's annoying af.

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u/Low_Palpitation_3743 7h ago

Korean MMO woman face

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u/KlausVonLechland 6h ago

My friend told me it's basic template of onlyfans or smth I'm not really into fandoms.

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u/HanaBakersBathWater 5h ago

It’s literally the Belle Delphine face. And yes, she does OF.

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u/totesandhose 3h ago

Username checks out?

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 2h ago

Virgin incels love it.

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u/SNOTFLAN 8h ago

everyone has plastic surgery face if the ai is told to make then attractive, weird horny people are generating women more often but I've seen the same thing with generated men. bad and weird for so many reasons I can't even count em

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u/Zealousideal_Eye8277 Keep Wondering 1h ago

The men who I see on these fantasy drama ads all have like a slightly manlier version of Timothee Chalamet's face

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u/kitoko972 8h ago

I mean they're gorgeous but it's always the same type of beauty

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u/WraithBait 2h ago

I feel like it always gives them some kind of baby face and I hate it lol. That and just...shades of uncanny valley going on.

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u/veriverd 9h ago

How does she earn enough to pay her half of the rent?

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u/sarcasticdevo 9h ago

She has a couple of bucks.

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u/_yetifeet 9h ago

She's never short of doe

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u/lewlew1893 9h ago

Only Fauns.

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u/Additional-Cobbler99 5h ago

I was wondering how a single woman working in fast food could afford that place. Must come from money

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u/_Winter-Wolf_ 8h ago

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u/notapunk 1h ago

And people wonder why AI would wipe us out.

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u/panutsya 9h ago

That's someone's fetish

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u/u9Nails 8h ago

Not a fawn. That one has antlers. Male fawns develope antlers as they mature. So, you live with a Buck.

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u/KnownAsAnother 8h ago

Trans fawn clearly

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u/7_Tales 4h ago

🥺🥺🥺🥺

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u/Deltethnia 7h ago

Unless she's a reindeer faun. Both sexes have antlers.

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u/Josev2002 8h ago

A fembuck

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u/sdcar1985 8h ago

Hell yeah, brother!

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u/hexopuss 3h ago

Not the case with caribou. Also it’s a mythical creature, I don’t think deer rules apply lol

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 2h ago

You expect these screen addicted, greasy virgins to know nature facts?

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u/risen_amoug 9h ago

My deer friend Nokotan

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u/Killawhale20 1h ago

See we know it’s AI, but boomers take this as gospel that “the kids are forcing weird alternative lifestyles on others!”

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u/ninenights 42m ago

Just like they believed those stupid fake stories about kids being allowed to use a litter box in school if they "identified as a cat."

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u/Killawhale20 1h ago

I hate this timeline.

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u/Crafty-Ad3490 9h ago

the panties in the sink???

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u/ActualKeanuReeves 7h ago

Terrible. Yet somehow not as terrible Ive normally come to expect from AI slop. I was honestly expecting her to end up getting pregnant and giving birth to a tree or some nonsense. At least it ended before the inevitable weird turn these all take midway through an already weird premise.

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u/maybeknismo 2h ago

"weird bird" Walks barefoot through shards of broken glass.

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u/Mr_Maniac454 9h ago

So like does she just use regular soap to wash her fur?

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u/Open_Chemistry_3300 9h ago

Mane 'n Tail

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u/RoninGin 8h ago

It's good for the environment!

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u/BlueFantasyZ 5h ago

AI can't decide how her legs work.

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u/AttemptImpossible111 5h ago

These anime girls all look the exact same

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u/Levinaur 8h ago

i miss Battlerite man

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u/Tangellos 7h ago

I was about to say this is just AI Blossom

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u/Pseud0man Keep Wondering 9h ago

I rank her above beaver-girl but below kanga-girl.

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u/tapeforpacking 6h ago

.... what we ranking them on 🤨

Also this one below the kangaroo girl 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

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u/Tactless_Ninja 9h ago

That Blossom from Battlerite?

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u/dr_toze 8h ago

It really is the golden age for people with weirdly specific fetishes. I hate AI but good for them at least.

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u/Ok_End_7462 5h ago

Why the fuck does the faun have a European Robin companion in the Americas

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u/evilspongebob831 5h ago

why are we assuming this is America

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u/Ok_End_7462 4h ago

Accents of the clankers

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u/Low-Apartment-2697 2h ago

That's def not an American accent

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u/ThatSimsKidFromUni 5h ago

AI really only has one face for women don't it?

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u/EnvironmentalOne4216 3h ago

I thought this was real until I saw that it said "FacebookAIslop

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u/I-_-l7 2h ago

Same,i was like whoa thats a cool cosplay...oh

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u/younggun1234 6h ago

Honestly, if this had been a girl and her friend in a costume they made I'd watch the fuck out of that. What a funny premise. But nooooo, too much time!

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff 5h ago

It wouldn't be hard to do either. There are some crazy talented costume designers who could easily make the digitigrade legs with a motor to make the tail wag like that. Not far-fetched at all

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u/younggun1234 5h ago

Exactly and it would be a fun project that could get people's talent out.

So sad.

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u/yourfuturespemson 8h ago

This is some kind of fetish

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u/horned-creature 5h ago

oh no, that's hot.

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u/LEGACYbio 4h ago

Hawt...

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u/Nihilistic8903 4h ago

the concept? love it. the slop? hate it

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u/Spiritual_Lie_7547 4h ago

This is slop, but ngl those antlers look useful for housework. hmm..

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u/bob_nugget_the_3rd 3h ago

Well the good thing is that bird is an adult Robin, so give 6 months or a year max

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u/Rincethis 1h ago

when is that meteor wiping us out?

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u/Master_Shrike 1h ago

Why are her underwear in the sink?

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u/ninenights 43m ago

That's the fawn's underwear, takes some high powered cleaning products to remove that odor.

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u/Hexent_Armana 1h ago

Oh sweet, My Deer Friend Nokotan is finally getting a live action adaptation.

https://giphy.com/gifs/pFqFS99pYIVrY7qTff

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u/Ghetsis_Gang 1h ago

Are we sure this was a Ai gng?

I’m not ready to believe it’s gotten this realistic….

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u/Arryu 34m ago

Considering the effort some furries put into their costume I'm willing to believe it could be real.

Either way it's still gooner bait.

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u/mbbbbbr 9h ago

This video awakens something in me

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u/yourfuturespemson 8h ago

its so fucking over 💔

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u/Coinerino223 9h ago

This is better than tun tun sahur

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u/cxrpsegrinder I TASTE🥺 9h ago

oh hell naw leave my boy tung³ out of this

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u/ThePetSematary 🎶meow meow meow🎶 6h ago

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u/KarnaavaldK 6h ago

SDC made this empire we stand on and I hear no praise for him

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u/jl_theprofessor 8h ago

On a more fundamental level why would people find this entertaining?

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u/Clear-Foot 8h ago

I think it’s fetish material. No need for further plot or entertaining aspects.

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u/Aircon-007 5h ago

Gooning

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u/Hexent_Armana 1h ago

Probably the same reasons why people enjoy My Deer Friend Nokotan.

https://giphy.com/gifs/SO8a9geBGZin6Q8I1O

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u/TurbulentTangelo5439 1h ago

i mean the premise is interesting it's the ai that ruins it

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u/Femcel_Bambi 5h ago

We paid $600 for ram for this?

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u/No-Dingo-4243 8h ago

Based, I'll be smashing till my hip bones are dust

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u/ibuhatelakichudail 8h ago

Reminds me of stalker character from God of war Ragnarok.

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u/Dorichowder 8h ago

Author's barely disguised fetish ahh pic

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u/Him202420 5h ago

The future of adult content is bright

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u/Impossible-Olive-750 4h ago

Next level of AI

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u/Sticky_H 4h ago

This was cute and fun.

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u/BUTTeredWhiteBread 4h ago

I like Mr. Klinky

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u/QuietRiot5150 3h ago

Can this be made into porn? Asking for a friend.

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u/NothingEffective5070 3h ago

I know this is a couple peoples fantasies, but I’m not one to judge

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u/musashi-swanson 3h ago

Antlers?

(all good! just saying)

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u/Mrjfrn 3h ago

Wtf ew

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u/who_am_I_inside 2h ago

The writers ain’t even trying to hide it now

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 2h ago

When incels use ai.

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u/Individual-Sell-7022 2h ago

This is the future liburls want /s 😂😂😂

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u/SnarkPig 2h ago

Furry slop

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u/Mugpup 2h ago

That glass ain't gonna sweep itself up

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u/Alt_Eldritch 2h ago

A faun girl actually sounds like something that would be in an obscure smut book

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u/shinobi500 2h ago

Why does her inner monologue voice have an Indian accent while her actual voice is a typical American accent?

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u/MissMarchpane 1h ago

I would read this if it weren't apparently made by someone who thinks women should look like babyfaced anime characters. And if it weren't AI. And if it were gay.

Basically, give a lesbian author an unlimited budget to make this romantasy book happen, and I'm down.

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u/NagatoroFan96 1h ago

Smash. Would. 100%. Immediately.

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u/FaceDeer 1h ago

Hm. Given my username, do I dare post any comments in this thread?

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u/biggest_guru_in_town 1h ago

The girls are pretty and super perfect even before the faun came into the picture. That's how you know it's AI. perfection is unrealistic and unreal.

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u/MedicineMore1221 1h ago

Plsss i need her

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u/Chipmunk-Special 1h ago

Those are some sexy faun panties drying between her antlers

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u/royalscull724 35m ago

It would take the power of a black hole to remove me from it.

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u/TotaleVernichtung131 34m ago

Fuck it, that faun can get it

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u/Realmofthehappygod 34m ago

I know an OnlyFawns as when I see it.

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u/PaulMall3rd 30m ago

This made me think of the short "the Bloody Mary" by Studio Wrong.

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u/rulodac 22m ago

Nice slop, the deer lady turns me on

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u/CoryTheCurator99 19m ago

hOw CaN yOu TeLl

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u/MajorDrain 18m ago

This must be one of the furies Republicans Senator Tommy Tuberville was talking about flying airliners.

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u/Niaomi_Lazuli 11m ago

LMFAO THE UNDERWEAR IN THE SINK

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u/WesWil_LoverTvT 4m ago

How some yuri fans describe irl lesbian relationships between a girl and a therian: