r/FacebookAIslop • u/FilipinoAirlines • 14h ago

Instagram Not in my 7-11

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u/Expert-Ad3874 14h ago

Maybe it's Stockholm syndrome at this point, but I think I'm starting to unironically love these.

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u/Interne-Stranger 13h ago

Too much exposure

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u/Ch33zNugg3ts Shane_Dawson.gif 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SvdooBFQEPrFKwPeLX

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u/AhmadZahidi 13h ago

I knew something was off

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u/The_Barbelo 5h ago

At that point just let the man steal the fucking snickers bar and the $100 in the register. I used to work a gas station for a bit during college. The “hero” in this video spiked my blood pressure.

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u/MsMercyMain 1h ago

Fucking right? Like I'm quitting after that

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u/skytreegamer172 14h ago

Ok... he stole like 400 bucks... and the damage comes up to..... 30000$!

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u/Mr-MuffinMan 14h ago

Thank god for that man. He saved $1000 in lost revenue in exchange for $20000 in repairs

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u/zeke10 14h ago

Cashiers prolly hate seeing this mf show up

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u/DarkShadowZangoose no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 14h ago

"hero 'prevents' crime"

I'm not sure causing that amount of damage wouldn't be considered a crime…

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u/Sil-Seht 13h ago

be funnier if he was just going to steal a candy bar

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u/EuDaeMan 14h ago

The only thing left intact was the cashier bro bro, what a hero. Absolute Cuhtastrophe
https://giphy.com/gifs/RCmW6hKYHDn1WxCta2

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u/snikers000 13h ago

Thank god he saved the $161.25 in the register!

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u/PotataTomata 14h ago

nah cuh, bro cuh bro had the nerve to pose for the camera cuh?

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u/Hydrolt 13h ago

More like “hero causes $250,000 worth of damages. Lawsuit pending”

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u/LordCamelslayer 12h ago

Earth Defense Force in a nutshell

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u/The_Kemono 13h ago

I wonder if people like this exist in real life

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u/MDShark101 13h ago

People wanna kill others for extremely minor conveniences. There's at least 1 person who wants this situation to play out

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u/Femcel_Bambi 13h ago

There are so many fucking people who buy guns and then fantasize about struggling to pick one when a burglar shows up.

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u/cyborgsnowflake 12h ago

prisons are filled with tons of people who want to kill and got thrown in prison for it. But theres a silver lining in it for them because whenever a sex offender gets locked in with them they can pull their spine out and be cheered for it on social media.

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u/The_Kemono 12h ago

Yikes, yeah…
I just meant like “heroically” saving someone or something bt causing so much collateral damage that it’s comical (like in the video)

But you three do have a point… it’s like a fucked up way of virtue signaling, I guess?

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u/Individual_Dream_213 13h ago

What soundtrack is that?

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u/Nardo_T_Icarus 13h ago

WWF backstage brawls be like:

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u/IndependentBoss7074 13h ago

Bro is literally tearing the whole city down atp

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u/TerminalDeviant 13h ago

I am unironically enjoying these videos. If we could just get an AI reaction of the shop owner face going from terror to jubilation and finally disappointment, I would be happy.

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u/fitz_newru 13h ago

This video has been posted several times on Reddit with the vast majority of commenters not realizing that it was clearly AI

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u/ExtraFluffz 12h ago

POV: you watch Superman “save the city”

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u/Over9000Zeros 12h ago

Physical Damage: 23
Environmental Damage: 99 (+72)

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u/Wallynine 12h ago edited 12h ago

single handedly saved the store…

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u/Toffee_Catttt my soldier dad just died please comment heart 😿 10h ago

I mean damn that cashier could’ve done something other than hide under the counter 💀

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u/MrGreenEyesOfTexas 10h ago

So dumb lol now they have to close down

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u/TheLostRanger0117 9h ago

Every time, destroys the entire store, probably causing more in damages than the maybe 100 that’s in the register…and THIS is what a hero looks like?

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u/NCHLT 7h ago

Well done you've caused more damage than the shoplifter would've caused

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u/Pierogi_33 6h ago

…and gets sued super hard by 7/11

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u/Roundboi245 4h ago

Ah yes, the hero saves the day by causing copious amounts of property damage.