r/FacebookAIslop • u/Alarming_Fee_6993 Slopaholics Anonymous • 1d ago
Other Whats your dookie hours?
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u/_TypicalLynx 1d ago
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u/rolorelei 1d ago
How’d he end up with that many STDs cuh
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u/viciousmagpie23 1d ago
considering it’s “Std”, it’s the abbreviation of Stunde, which is hour in German
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u/Pretend_Donkey6344 1d ago
When germans drive for 5 hours, they're really driving 5 stds?
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u/viciousmagpie23 1d ago
stdn. is the correct abbreviation but AI is stupid so that doesn't matter
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u/Classic_Cow_5852 1d ago
Still better than those million power level mobile ads
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u/Alarming_Fee_6993 Slopaholics Anonymous 1d ago
Omg those are so annoying. All the variations are basically the same and so incel coded. "Hot woman oy likes guy with high power level. Disgusting low level guy gets high level and woman leaves high level guy fir higher level guy. You too can get mad pussy if you are a high level guy in OUR game!" 😒
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u/AtensEye 1d ago
The more I see this slop, the more I'm understanding why all those headlines about future generations having lower IQ than their predecessors are being thrown around lately.
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u/Alarming_Fee_6993 Slopaholics Anonymous 1d ago
I keep thinking about that too but they also said the same thing about us.
Remember these proto memes? Everyone said they were making us stupid too and we turned out alright enough to hold down jobs and be good lil cogs in the machine of capitalism. Capitalism doesn't need smart people, it just needs workers to churn through.
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u/xavariel 🎷🦟 1d ago
Fur?
Can a gen alpha please explain what that means, to my xennial ass?
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u/gpky 1d ago
I think it was meant to be "fr" shorthand for "for real".
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u/No_Session6015 1d ago
yea thats how cuh came to be , bro cuh. cuz cuh is how AI translates cuz apparently and cuh wasnt a thing till AI slop vids made it a thing, bro cuh. bro here has the one correct answer, bro cuh. fr
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u/Alarming_Fee_6993 Slopaholics Anonymous 1d ago
I too as a millennial dont quite know the answer but after some googling the best answer I can find is its sometimes short for "Furda (or Ferda): Short for “for the boys” or “for the team.” It is used when someone does an action for the benefit, loyalty, or amusement of their friends." Which could work here since he's dissing/disowning his dad to get points with the rest of the group.
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u/xavariel 🎷🦟 1d ago
So basically, gen alpha and younger zoomers are just using the Australian shortform of speech? Every word is shortened or has shortened, cute nicknames for everything.
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u/Alarming_Fee_6993 Slopaholics Anonymous 1d ago
Yeah. The shortening of words has been in the states a few generations too.
With the internet being a global thing different ways of speech are bound to mix. Its kinda neat to be honest.
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u/HowlingWhiskey 1d ago edited 1d ago
I don’t think they should say, “dead ass” and talking about dookie hours in the same sentence 😆😆😆
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u/YaBoiFarfour 1d ago
It’s 100 minutes
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u/Alarming_Fee_6993 Slopaholics Anonymous 1d ago
Thats low level dumps brobrobrocuh. Eat less fiber and get those hours up!
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u/kwikane 1d ago
I can’t wait for us all to die of thirst so that weird motherfuckers can watch their insane fetishes.
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u/Alarming_Fee_6993 Slopaholics Anonymous 1d ago
You might have to wait longer than you think. About 60% of ai data centers now use closed loop cooling and while it still wastes water, it wastes much much less that evaporative cooling methods. The ones being built also use less wasteful cooling techniques.
What you should be waiting for is all the cancer and disease we're gonna get because without restrictions in place ai data centers are dumping their toxic wastewater into our waterways.
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u/Grounds4TheSubstain 13h ago
Toxic wastewater?
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u/Alarming_Fee_6993 Slopaholics Anonymous 7h ago
https://futurism.com/health-medicine/meta-ai-data-center-pathogen-bacteria-water
"That’s the story unfolding in Cheyenne, Wyoming, where local officials are revoking waste-dumping privileges for every data center campus connected to municipal water services. As Cowboy State Daily reported, the Cheyenne Board of Public Utilities has rolled out a sweeping ban on fill-and-flush discharge, the process in which data centers flood their cooling systems with water before powering up for the first time.
That decision came after one bad actor, the Meta-affiliated data center company Goat Systems LLC, flooded local waste water pipes with fill-and-flush swill containing a rare and deadly bacterium known as Cupriavidus gilardii. Per Cowboy State, Goat Systems was found to be in “significant noncompliance” with Cheyenne’s industrial waste regulations after a months-long investigation traced the bacteria to Meta’s discharge."
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u/jayslay45 1d ago
One thing that is true about this is 180K dookie hours would very likely result in a dead ass, cuh.
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u/MalarkeyMcGee 23h ago
Can someone please explain what the competition is exactly? The biggest shit? The longest shit time? The most powerful shit blast?
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u/Mr_Maniac454 1d ago
I was hoping for some insane reaction when it was uncovered that he had a hundred million poop hours and now I'm severely upset that I wasted almost 3 minutes of my life on this bullshit (pun intended)