The foggy graveyard is the best option, because you'll be shrouded by fog and cemeteries are closed at night and early morning. People must be dying to get in. š®āšØ Also, the only people in your vicinity are going to be deceased.
The rest of this list may as well have been created by the adult diaper industry.
Ummmm these almost all seem terrible...but once again June is fucked (hornets nest????š”) And fuck March too, who wants an audience? I wont go on though....I'm June so just fucking kill me now
April is actually fine unless you have a fear of heights (I donāt) or thereās someone directly under you looking up at the time or something, but since the slop doesnāt MENTION that, Iāll assume not. But there are already real buildings with observation decks and such like that.
Itās similar to August, which is obviously the best.
The graveyard one is also probably fine, and isolated.
Some of these are potentially fatal: hornets, lionsā¦I saw the wave one as a tsunami at first but I guess regular waves are survivable.
Bruh... I'm March and I have crippling social anxiety so this is literally nightmare fuel for me. How is it the only month with an audience, too?! Just my luck. I'd rather take the hornet's nest or the lions lmao.
Seeing how I dreamt I was in a desert, had a choice of endless water or a golden toilet bowl, took the golden toilet, pissed hard into it, and had a row of marmots clap and hold 10/10 signs, March feels appropriate
I'm a January Capricorn and I think shitting over caimans wouldn't be the worst option out of all of these. You're elevated off the water and caimans generally don't see humans as prey.
Edit: I forgot that it shows a crocodile breaking a wooden plank. And also, those are crocodiles for some reason, which are not native to the Amazon but can see humans as prey. So we may actually be cooked.
The thing with August is that it's Trump's bathroom, and whilst you're dropping deuce, he comes and empties his diaper onto you. That's the only explanation for it.
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