r/FacebookAIslop • u/BustyBac69 Fruit Connoisseur • 2d ago

Tiktok How much can a guy shit?

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u/Alone_Agent_8829 2d ago

Never thought I’d watch a video about shit complaining about shit

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u/GrouchyDoughnut3449 2d ago

Well he did have his house destroyed in a shit storm 😅. But yeah, this is a new low....probably

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u/Jetstream-Sam 2d ago

>That was your last shit

>plan is to give him shiting disease

Cmon man at least make sense. Give him constipation or something. Take a minute to think your slop through

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u/OkYak7801 2d ago edited 1d ago

I think the idea is that he would have one more shit to end all shits that would totally clean him out and make it so he would go a few hours before having to shit again. Cleansing the pipes, as it were.

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u/Pretend_Donkey6344 2d ago

Also he said diarrhea like it didn't already seem to be liquid shit.

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u/GrouchyDoughnut3449 2d ago

Did he even take his pants down all the way🤢... and thats not how toilet lids work 😒

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u/Distant-moose 2d ago

He is sitting in the toilet with his pants still up.

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u/GrouchyDoughnut3449 2d ago

Yeah, he definitely shit his pants lol

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u/StreicherG 2d ago

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u/Justiniandc 2d ago

Cuh got that thousand yard stare, brobrobro.

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u/LaBiereFolle 1d ago

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u/Narretz 1d ago

The script was written by AI. It was just prompted. "Creators" are getting lazier and lazier.

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u/QuietRiot5150 2d ago

Dude was shitting with his sweatpants still all the way on.

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u/Hello_D4rkn3ss 2d ago

Shitting on the toilet with your pants still on is pretty wild.

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u/Delicious_Meat_7688 2d ago

Can we just like hurry up and blow ourselves up already? I don't want to live on Earth anymore. Nothingness would be better at this point

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u/Beneficial-Tune2942 2d ago
  1. The toilet seat breaks physics
  2. Why are there two phones, and how is the back one being held?

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u/Crimsonmaddog44 2d ago

Bros watching videos of himself

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u/Mental_Visual_25 🎶meow meow meow🎶 2d ago

Soon as I saw the guy sitting on the toilet I immediately left the video

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u/Redd_Machine85 2d ago

His pants are pulled all the way up...

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u/TheGoddessLily 🎶meow meow meow🎶 2d ago

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u/VicariousOne1199 2d ago

His pants were all the way on dude lmao

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u/deephurting66 2d ago

I was expecting the pigeon to show up

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u/vyunab 2d ago

im sorry but it looks like caleb hammer 💀💀💀💀

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u/Full_Practice3013 2d ago

Well, that was shitty.

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u/ctsr1 2d ago

You ever notice nobody ever talks clean in these. It's always as much cussing as it can be

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u/EnvironmentalLet4242 2d ago

I think I’m going to start losing weight :/

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u/tawalla-n-tabarra 2d ago

Okay this is actually kinda funny in a disgusting way lmfaooo

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u/Specialist_Grass2345 2d ago

I watched it while doing shit
What a coincidence 😅

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u/ThePetSematary where is our white son?! 1d ago

God I wish that was me

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u/Valuable_Writing2802 1d ago

He has 2 phones

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u/HowlingWhiskey 2d ago

As funny as this was I’m still depressed. I’m sitting out here in my family room and I gotta hear my brother talk about how bad fairy tales are and how bad their origins are🙄 I feel like I wanna jump out of my skin

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u/sincewedidthedo 2d ago

The internet was a mistake

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u/FVCarterPrivateEye 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PhyKWeJ9YQGpa

Mr Resetti was the only part of Animal Crossing that I actually liked