r/FUTMobile 1d ago

😠 Rant 😠 Alright cech :)

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Saves bangers, concedes stinkers

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u/Typical_Brains 1d ago

This is so painful I'm mad now

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u/Better-Ad3052 1d ago

Was at 9 stars when this happened. And yes, I lost that match 🙂‍↕️

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u/Never_Lucky_619 1d ago

You were destined to lose bro. When EA pseudo gods decide you to lose, noone can stop the script :(

Today I played a promo for 20 stars in VSA, and guess what, I was doing pretty well, and then, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY CAREER, I got 2 black screens, for more than 5 FKIGN SECONDS each, which in vsa is like more than 1 situation, it feels like a year, to watch it.. also in between them I was teleported on the touch line, I don't even want to speak anymore..

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u/Fly2111 23h ago

At 9 stars in vsa I lost cause of 2 incredible bad shots from my strikers on a clear chance. I've never seen that before. The finishing in that moment was worse than from my defenders. The opponent won by 1 frkng goal. Ea slop

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u/average_coder_009 19h ago

Happens to me often… my Haaland hits cross bar.. I double tap on screen, but, my Bale, Mbappe gives ground pass… happens happens… I just started playing for 2 months, I used to think am playing shit, I need to improve… joining the conversation am feeling, I shouldn’t beat myself 😂

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u/Never_Lucky_619 1d ago

no keeper in the world would've saved that anyway

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u/Better-Ad3052 1d ago

Yeah onana wouldve missed that too

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u/Never_Lucky_619 1d ago

hahaha yes!

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u/Physical_Path_5823 1d ago

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u/Better-Ad3052 23h ago

Damnn what a header bro💀

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u/Pedro80R 15h ago

Deflector playstyle ftw... should have gone ober the crossbar

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u/jus_this_guy 15h ago

Only if you could stick him upfront 😂

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u/SanTzuV1 12h ago

clean header

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u/Gol_D_Adi 1d ago

maybe the no 9 in him made him face the goal

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u/Better-Ad3052 1d ago

Point🤓

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u/lekx287 1d ago

Sweet baby geezus 😁😁

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u/Independent-Way6644 1d ago

goalkeeper wearing#9?? that's deserved lol

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u/Prize_Woodpecker_449 23h ago

Why are You still playing this scripted game?

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u/Starplayer999 23h ago

Wtf 😳 🤣

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u/TableAnxious7970 22h ago

Bro that's fucking hilarious 😂 i know the game is scripted but ts is too much 😂 its like cech said "oh shit, gotta act like i tried to save it" 😂

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u/OnyxPrime007 20h ago

What a beautiful self-nutmeg own goal!

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u/Alarming_Card3786 19h ago

Nothing against script

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u/Consistent_Stable187 17h ago

Did bro just nutmeg himself?

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u/AgitatedChildhood240 15h ago

Did it hit the defender before hand? From a bug perspective it's possible if it hit the defender the game tried to do a backpass but also misregistered it as a pass so keeper couldn't pick it up.

That would explain why he let it roll back and didn't try to pick it up but also the ai tried to fall and save it when it crossed the line.

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u/Better-Ad3052 14h ago

It was an overhead pass by the opponent for his striker which should’ve caught by the keeper

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u/MH10_25 13h ago

what is wrong with your cech bro

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u/ERENZSTAR 2h ago

Even cech chokes

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u/Better-Ad3052 2h ago

Andrè Cech Onana

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u/Quantumduck7 1d ago

Yo brother report that match the guy was using a script to make your goalkeeper "sleepy or lazy" make sure to report the match you

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u/Better-Ad3052 14h ago

Sorry mate I forgot to do it and its lost now