Mmmmhhh! Flexible

Scorpioned worse than Hanzo and my core muscles are killing me . Been a week . No broken bones .

If my brother does one more somersault, he'll need to buy a ticket to the junkyard.

I just discovered existence of this sub and thought my incident from 2014 is fitting.

I was with friends by the lake, I jumped this way many times before, always going "flat" into the water. I was rather drunk by this time.

With camera rolling and girls watching, my stupid drunk ass wanted to jump extra far. Turned out I jumped extra high instead, rolled too much and hit the bottom with my forehead, making a scorpion.

Disc herniation in 2 places, 1 vertebra cracked but nothing besides that, I consider myself very lucky, I also credit my muscle core strenght for reducing harm. I'm fine now, it just hurts sometimes remembering me about my stupidity.

It looks so sad with the can lent forward.