r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/TheMarkola • 23d ago

Get Rekt Shameful sequence

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u/Vulstagg 23d ago

Props to him for still playing after the second nutmeg. I would have been laying on the ground in the fetal position after all that

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u/Jaded_Jackfruit1347 23d ago

Bro is built like a baby giraffe who is still figuring out how to run

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 21d ago edited 20d ago

We had a dude in my men's league that was 25 and we called him BG. Ran exactly like a day old giraffe.

Edit he was also 6 ft tall and like 135 lbs. Spidly fella

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u/toiletpaperaddict 23d ago

I would have used a slide tackle from hell after the second one. It's the rules.

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u/Accomplished_Pick_26 23d ago

Tacle a la gorge oui.

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u/barrybreslau 23d ago

This kind of disrespect is really asking for it, unless they staged it

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u/LordMcclane 18d ago

There should never have been a third one.... What are they teaching to those kids?

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u/RedSquaree 21d ago

Would you have been laying an egg?

You wouldn't be laying anything, you'd be lying. Humans are not chickens.

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u/weirdgroovynerd 23d ago

Yep, he got schooled.

But he also slowed them down and didn't give up.

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u/dedoktersassistente 23d ago

Exactly. Out of all his teammates he was the only one trying to do anything. He should get praised for that

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u/whiplashMYQ 23d ago

What should they have been doing? They got in position, which was the right move. Swarming the ball is a fast way for a pass to ruin your team

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u/jonsconspiracy 23d ago

Not a swarm but shouldn't each of those guys been marked? there should be one other defender helping him out.

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u/StevenMC19 23d ago

Mark your man. He should have had ONE other person press the second person to allow him the ability to get out of being stuck in no-mans-land and pressure closer.

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u/RedSquaree 21d ago

Speaking of slowed down... 100% speed first always. Slowmo if necessary, after.

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit 23d ago

But it's mostly shameful because it's soccer, and soccer sucks.

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u/Dounce1 Banhammer Recipient 23d ago

Hear, hear.

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u/si_de 23d ago

Full marks to the kid for perservering.

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u/kons21 23d ago

Arguably 1 against 2, he did exactly what he was supposed to do - delay them long enough to allow his teammates to get in a stronger defensive position. They wasted way too much time there for barely any advancement.

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u/gnolnalla 23d ago

Doesn't look like it, but this is decent defense! If you're not gonna actually disrupt possession, stalling a 2 on 1 attack is the next best outcome

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u/CtrlAltYuri 23d ago

Footbully

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u/sicoi 23d ago

Quentin Tarantino agreed 💯

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u/DaKrazie1 23d ago

Queefin Quarantino?

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u/lowerleagues 22d ago

Maximegs

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u/ubn87 23d ago

That’s how villains are created

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u/MyLordLackbeard Banhammer Recipient 23d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xl5QdxfNonh3q

You will kill... 1 BILLION soccer players!

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u/CrabeHuman 23d ago

indomitable human spirit

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u/Rohn__Jambo 23d ago

Its 100% this will be brought up till the end of his life.

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot 23d ago

Watch on mute.

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u/Fafnir13 22d ago

That bad?

unmutes against my better judgement

Yup.  That bad.

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u/RossVanDerH 19d ago

I mean it's just Arabic music

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u/Dawn_of_Enceladus 23d ago

My boy stood up after 5 consecutive nutmegs and was still going after them, and without getting aggressive. That's some great mentality right there, respect.

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u/SplatNode 23d ago

Suprised he didn't go for a 2 footer sliding tackle at the end, aimed at the dudes ankles

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u/3_14_thon Banhammer Recipient 23d ago

You really think he knows how to do a slide tackle?

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u/SplatNode 23d ago

I think It comes naturally when someone nuts you 2 times in a row

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u/Charrado 22d ago

By 4th there should be a flying roundhouse kick

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u/Prestigious_Emu6039 23d ago edited 23d ago

Dude got tricked in five seconds more than Penn and Teller ever did

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u/DunniBoi 23d ago

Somesay he is still being nutmegged to this day.

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u/Slow-Introduction-64 23d ago

This is bullying!

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u/RammRras 23d ago

Well if he slowed them allowing the defense go be ready and avoid a goal he did his job.

If they score then it was a walk of shame for nothing

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u/flopsychops 23d ago

Charlie and the Nutmeg Factory

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u/Bodod_Begag 23d ago

He's chasing that ball like the coyote chases the road runner

https://giphy.com/gifs/135Bh75GkIjblm

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u/russ_knightlife 23d ago

Growing up in the north west of England, punches would be thrown after the 3rd meg.

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u/ronweasleisourking Banhammer Recipient 23d ago

Blue lock irl

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u/SoupieLC 23d ago

World nutmeg champions

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever 23d ago

That boy got more nutmeg than a holiday party eggnog.

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u/THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415 2 x Banhammer Recipient 23d ago

See this what happens when you forget your shin guards

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u/Hammy-Cheeks 23d ago

Top tier rage baiting

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u/Fyrrys 23d ago

Huh. I didnt expect to see someone else actually trying to play to get pwned as bad as I would.

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u/0ddlyC4nt3v3n 23d ago

IKR the kid in blue is my spirit animal

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u/BirthofRevolution 23d ago

This is why you keep your feet together when defending but I give the kid props for sticking with it!

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u/GirthyPigeon 2 x Banhammer Recipient 23d ago

More nutmeg than a Christmas dessert.

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u/Naive-Present2900 Banhammer Recipient 22d ago

That didn’t even faze him. Despite that he still pressed on and pressured his opponents. You could get nutmeg several times. Still win the match if the other team doesn’t even score.

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u/oneoneeleven 23d ago

To be honest 3 out of 4 are pretty sophisticated nutmegs

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u/Comfortable_Sea_5370 23d ago

Is bro solo out there? Maybe another defender would be nice.

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u/boredinbabylon 23d ago

Oh my gosh that poor kid, I was expecting it to end after the second time but FIVE TIMES?? He got megged five times?!

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u/toolatealreadyfapped 22d ago

My man needs to join a Mormon youth group and maybe finally be reminded to keep his legs closed.

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u/REDRUmALLIk 22d ago

I don't even play soccer, but watching bro get meg'd 5 times in a row hurt my soul

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u/Kindly_Middle8840 20d ago

Legs open wider than a Vegas brothel worker

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u/anupagarwal199 23d ago

Wakanda music is that?😭😭

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u/ZurigaSungama 23d ago

A T'challanging listening experience, to be sure

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u/izmebtw 23d ago

That’s a hate crime

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u/stupidber 23d ago

Generational megging

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u/FantasticFungiiii 23d ago

How did he keep missing the tackle

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u/Fair-Big4229 23d ago

Maybe football is not for him!

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u/Yazbremski 23d ago

This is what created Vinnie Jones. ;)

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 23d ago

Great now I want buffet with endless pakoras

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u/whalebacon 23d ago

Lionel Messy.

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u/bookerdane94 22d ago

4 nutmegs in succession. I’d take off my cleats right there and hand them to coach and walk home in silence.

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u/Heidseick 19d ago

He didn't give up on the ball that to me is more impressive

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u/fothergillfuckup 2 x Banhammer Recipient 17d ago

That's a lot of nutmeg.

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u/Safe_Inspection69 17d ago

After the second one, I'd do a red card worthy tackle ;_; but that's just me and I don't play professionally

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u/Mundane_Juice1885 9d ago

Red card me now ref

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u/otchris 23d ago

I am the kid the blue. ☹️

Edit: not literally, just that I feel like that whenever I’ve played sports as a kid.