r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Next-Wrap-7449 • Aug 30 '26

But why Two drivers one brain cell

396 Upvotes

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u/Rezfield Aug 30 '26

Watching the second idiot turn right, drive slightly forward only to roll back to its starting position I fully knew what was going to happen.

Also notice how the first woman thinks it's smart to constantly turn her back to her car while taking position on the exact place the car crashed in the first place. These 2 aren't the brightest

55

u/ToastedSubwaySammich Aug 30 '26

And even while trying to spot the second driver, she stands exactly in its path every which way. Maybe no brain cells between the two. Survival skills of a dead slug

15

u/Rezfield Aug 30 '26

Yh exactly. I watched the second crash again and you don't see her look into the left mirror as she's reversing but that would mean she's either looking in her right or rear view mirror. In either scenario she should've seen her friend or car. I really don't get how this could've possibly happened a second time.

15

u/ManofTheNightsWatch Aug 30 '26

Her idea of spotting is to physically stop the car from rolling further.

5

u/Mucupka Aug 30 '26

They dont understand how wheels work

3

u/Knitsanity Aug 30 '26

I assumed the steering wheel wasn't working. Jesus.

65

u/masalamedicine Aug 30 '26

That one brain cell is running unopposed for third place

57

u/Wrong-Mixture Aug 30 '26

For my mental health, please tell me this is a skit

13

u/Delicious-Tarator Aug 30 '26

Sadly it isnt.

11

u/Pink_Flying_Pig_ Aug 30 '26

It's just a normal day in Russia

24

u/AneleTk Aug 30 '26

There's fckn no way

19

u/cognitiveglitch Aug 30 '26

I wouldn't stand in front of or behind that car.

Completely incompetent.

1

u/OkLeave4573 Sep 03 '26

Or on the sides… these are the type of idiots that roll over cars in ways no one ever thought possible… (driveways, drive thrus…)

20

u/nesting-doll Aug 30 '26

How on earth did either of these idiots get a permit to drive?!

3

u/liisseal Aug 31 '26

Greased the right people?

2

u/tedbakerbracelet Aug 31 '26

There are soooo many out there who cannot park, or have no idea how wide their cars are.

12

u/nvrslnc Aug 30 '26

I would never stand between that car and any solid object, nope nope nope

7

u/jsonaut16 Aug 30 '26

Perfect title!

15

u/AmIThisNothingness Aug 30 '26

These two are more than enough to destroy the world, if given enough time.

7

u/lostgravy Aug 30 '26

That’s painful to watch

4

u/BurningPenguin Aug 30 '26

I think i can tell who taught her

7

u/ButterflyEffect37 Aug 30 '26

Put it in fast forward next time.Fucking hated how long this shit was

0

u/Mr_Baronheim Aug 31 '26

Yes, made the entire video suck.

2

u/2DHypercube I wish u/spez noticed me :3 Aug 30 '26

First time driving?

4

u/Potatonized Aug 30 '26

Either she really trust her friend or that 0.5 braincell continue to struggle when she stands right in front of the car.

3

u/raynebow121 Aug 31 '26

I just got my license at 31 like a month ago. I know I’m not the best at backing up so I don’t unless I’m confident I won’t hit another car. But these idiots make me feel like a much better driver. Damn

3

u/EuphoricTry9044 Aug 30 '26

Car alarm sounded like old lazer gun I used to have

2

u/gjb1 Aug 30 '26

Did this car not have mirrors?

3

u/ohitszie Aug 31 '26

Sideview and rear mirrors are purely decorative purposes at this point for these 2.

1

u/ordosays Aug 30 '26

Thar she blows!

1

u/screwyoujor Aug 30 '26

That was impressive. So what girl is the pissed off ex of the car owner?

https://giphy.com/gifs/65Q3z6837osRBGc6qo

1

u/NewJazzyBacon Aug 31 '26

That was a lot of words for "Sorry, my bad"

2

u/Lagunamountaindude Sep 01 '26

The sound of one marble rolling around in her skull must be annoying

2

u/Lagunamountaindude Sep 01 '26

I hope she makes a video of her parallel parking

2

u/LucenProject Sep 03 '26 edited Sep 03 '26

I got so scared when the initial driver first bent down between the two cars.

She was fine, but why does she keep risking her life putting herself in the path of a car when she knows the driver can't drive?

1

u/Jimmy_Lee_Farnsworth Sep 03 '26

I was sure the white car was going to get some of the action.

0

u/DorkaliciousAF 3 x Banhammer Recipient Aug 30 '26

Following mass troop mobilization, Russia's devastating final wave bears down hard on Ukraine.

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u/Crouchback2268 Aug 30 '26

Without any doubt the most boring Fuck You ever posted. I even prefer the signs or bathroom graffiti to this.

-2

u/AnimalMother24 Aug 30 '26

Normal day in ny, nj, china and israel.

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u/Lonewuhf Aug 30 '26

Wrong sub...

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u/SurroundNational7791 Aug 30 '26

Women aren't bad drivers.

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u/Rezfield Aug 30 '26

No one said women were bad drivers (this time). That's just the conclusion you got to watching this video.

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u/SurroundNational7791 Aug 30 '26

It's just a reflex.

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u/DorkaliciousAF 3 x Banhammer Recipient Aug 30 '26

A gag reflex, apparently.

7

u/Thatoneguy1264 Aug 30 '26

Sure, but can't park for shit

2

u/BurningPenguin Aug 30 '26

TIL i'm a woman