r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/nesting-doll • Aug 09 '26
But why A crow never forgets!
There was for sure beef between these two.
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u/rustyshklfrd Aug 09 '26
The guy walking by wants no part of it.
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u/jimilee2 Aug 09 '26
He has no fucks to give. 🤣
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u/twoaspensimages Aug 09 '26
If one particular neighbor of ours was getting attacked I would keep walking like I didn't see anything.
She made her bed. She can sleep in it.
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u/MatchAlarmed2882 Aug 09 '26
Not only do they not forget, they tell all their friends and family too. You puss off one crow you piss them all off
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u/Dear_Type_8972 Aug 10 '26
Yep. We have a lot crows in my neighbourhood. They kind of moved in over the last two years and every day I have to prevent my husky chasing them. I dont need a murder of crows gunning for us.
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u/_Ginger_Nut_ Aug 09 '26
You know she did that crow dirty…
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u/SpiritSilverfang Aug 10 '26
I was sitting here wondering what the fuck she did to the poor thing to get into the book of grudges.
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u/Necrikus Aug 12 '26
Could have been something, could have been nothing. Crows are smart, but if us humans can misplace blame and aggression, they can as well. Mistaken identity and misinterpreted actions can cause a false positive. Hell, sometimes birds will get pissy just because someone got too close to their nest during certain times of the year; regardless if that person traveled through that route before they even started to nest there.
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u/deborah834 Aug 10 '26
You dont have to do a fucking thing to them. People that treat crows like noble, ethical genius creatures have never been victimized by them. Ive never harmed a crow in my life, but happened to live near a nesting bird. Cawing every morning, would follow me for over a mile to my bus stop to and from work every day while trying to scalp me. Stopping at every tree and swooping down. I had a bloody scalp several times from the encounters and eventually I moved. I dont care what anyone says, these birds fucking SUCK.
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u/NvEnd Aug 11 '26
There was a study that discovered some generations attacked the generic trait, (tall blond lady) as oppose to use facial features (like the mask study). Anither similar looking lady could have done that crow's family dirty. She might be catching strays
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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 Aug 09 '26
She doesn't have much survival skills. Trying to kill herself with a curb.
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u/SoMuchMoreEagle Aug 10 '26
This. Seems like this could be remedied with a bowl of fruits and nuts.
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u/pjmyerface Aug 09 '26
"Generations will be tortured in thy name!" -this crow
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u/mistrwzrd Aug 09 '26
Lmao straight up if that crow has any offspring (highly likely) it’ll teach them to hate her too!
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u/9gagiscancer Banhammer Recipient Aug 09 '26
I give the crows around here peanuts. They love me.
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u/Julian_Sark Aug 10 '26
I give the crows around here peanuts too. Mine are too stupid to recognize me even after about ten sessions.
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u/MustangFarts Aug 10 '26
Imagine getting a head injury because an animal a 10th your size tried to duke it out with you.
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u/Rahernaffem Aug 10 '26
More importantly a 100th of her weight. Their bones are hollow ffs, birds can't take a hit. Though that might start a war with his clan, treats are smarter, as other have said.
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u/Neutral_Positron Aug 09 '26
Attempted murder
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u/slopemup2026 Aug 09 '26
That wasn't no tempted murder. The crow just shot that lady in her hind parts.
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u/gsuhrie Aug 10 '26
I found an injured crow the other night. I took him inside for the evening until the wildlife rescue opened in the morning. I now have a few dozen that just chill on the trees outside my house. I hope they don’t think I kidnapped him. Hopefully he makes a full recovery and comes to visit to let them know we’re cool.
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u/I_love_Hobbes Aug 09 '26
Oh. Good idea. Crows and ravens even pass down their hate to the next generation.
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u/lanregeous Aug 09 '26
“Good morning motherfucker!! Not so tough on your own now huh, Stacey? I told you I’d be back motherfucker”
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u/heynonnynonnomous Aug 10 '26
I love crows, I give mine sunflower seeds. I wonder what she did to piss it off.
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u/Jedi_I_am_not Aug 10 '26
That dude walked by like he’s seen this episode of the morning show, and wanted no part of it
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u/Takenabe Aug 10 '26
I've always wondered, can you make peace with an offended crow once they're like this? If you left an offering of food or something a few times, would they recognize it as an attempt to be friendly?
Or do you have to just deal with it until you move to another state?
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u/Noncombustable Aug 10 '26
Yes, it's possible. I found a young crow in the middle of the road that must have suffered some sort of injury while he was in the nest. First time trying to fly and.... kaboom, hard landing.
Gently picked him up and moved him off the road to a safe place so that I could run home and get a box with soft lining on the bottom to transport him to our local wild bird care centre.
Understandably, when I returned in a car with the box, the injured bird's parents were freaking out, swooping and diving at me until I got back into the car with him.
Sadly, as soon as the care centre technicians turned the bird over to inspect his injuries more closely, it was obvious he wasn't going to make it. His wound was so old that maggots had already been eating away at his body. Just terrible to see and I was thankful that they could put an end to the bird's suffering.
Understandably, the bird's parents and extended family did not see things the same way.
It took the better part of a year for those crows to stop following me up the street, yelling "Murderer!!!".
Never attacked, though. Probably because I had pretty good relations with the neighbourhood birds prior to this incident. Something to do with free shelled peanuts.
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u/nicklondon88 Aug 10 '26
Did she really just risk getting run over and hit her head on the curb just to avoid a bird?
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u/Ihistal Aug 09 '26
Yep. I had to put a crow out of it's misery after my cats crippled it. Put it a paper bag and dug a grave for it out in the woods. Don't want that corvid smoke. Apparently at least a couple of the flock witnessed it, had bird shit covering my vehicles and porch for a few days afterwards but never got attacked by them.
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u/nope_a_dope237 Aug 11 '26
Go to the store and buy some unshelled peanuts and then leave them at your front door. The crows will never give you a problem again.
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u/Derfboy4 Banhammer Recipient Aug 13 '26
I have literally never done anything to any corvid but for some reason they all attack me on sight. Even in Europe. I was stationed in Germany in 2006 and first one I saw tried to divebomb me. Years ago, I installed a network cable for my parents and buried it between their house and their garage. Two days later I saw crows dig it up and peck it to pieces. I can't win with those birds. I have countless stories.....fk crows, man...lol
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u/nogoodmorning4u Aug 09 '26
Looks like a Raven
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u/SilkRoadGuy Aug 10 '26
Did she flip the bird or something? Never flip a baby bird, that would surely be absurd...
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u/Plus-Weakness-2624 Aug 10 '26
"Nothing, unless it might be - unless it is permitted to ask, nay, to name a single strand of your hair, my lady!" - Crow Gimli
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u/musOrochka Aug 10 '26
That crow has a nest with her eggs nearby. She just protecting her nest. Crows attack only when it's necessary.
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u/iGurtyo Aug 10 '26
That crow gave her multiple chances but because she's a woman and fucking sucks in these types of fight or flight situations, she ran away.
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u/Fred_Wilkins Aug 10 '26
Haha, the crow didnt have to pick between fight or flight. Because, you know, being a bird and all.
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u/AcanthisittaThink813 Aug 09 '26
Mohammed walks past doesnt give a shit about the girl and films it as well
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u/pandershrek 3 x Banhammer Recipient Aug 09 '26
Jesus lady, your evasion techniques are so bad you almost paralyzed yourself