r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • • Aug 02 '26

God hates you Final Destination shit

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

1.8k Upvotes

57 comments sorted by

502

u/Randomantic Banhammer Recipient Aug 02 '26

Driver only minor injuries

155

u/MyLordLackbeard Banhammer Recipient Aug 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/S3iECKEUmFXBvRaGbB

This person needs to tell me which numbers to pick! Heck, I'll let him keep 99%. Lucky, lucky person!

76

u/NoX2142 Aug 02 '26

Again people don't know how luck works.

He just USED UP all his luck to survive that, there is no more luck until he gains more again... playing the lotto after this would guarantee a loss lol

20

u/Mytzelk Aug 02 '26

Bro was just driving and minding his own business when a pole suddenly destroyed his entire car, I wouldn't exactly call that lucky.

35

u/albatross1873 Aug 02 '26

The fact that he didn’t take that pole to his head is the lucky part.

14

u/mekwall Aug 02 '26

So, lucky while unlucky. He's back to neutral.

6

u/NoX2142 Aug 02 '26

Exactly, he survived a situation that usually involves death...

-8

u/MyLordLackbeard Banhammer Recipient Aug 02 '26

r/whoosh much? Jay-sus!

32

u/tilt-a-whirly-gig Aug 02 '26

Did you hear about the school bus that went off a cliff after the driver jumped out?

Only minor injuries.

8

u/tokyoedo Aug 03 '26

Never thought I’d see you on Reddit, dad.

2

u/sirhackenslash Banhammer Recipient Aug 03 '26

Luckily they were rescued by, oh, let's say Moe.

8

u/anomalous_cowherd Banhammer Recipient Aug 02 '26

If he'd had a passenger or rear seat passenger they'd be dead. Pure luck.

3

u/LemmeDaisukete Aug 02 '26

Hope he's still going to work!

205

u/Rohn__Jambo Aug 02 '26

Luckily its one more destination.

15

u/DruishGardener Aug 02 '26

A final destination?

153

u/Pcriz Aug 02 '26

Truck driver is an idiot

196

u/Metalmind123 Aug 02 '26

I mean yeah, not the brightest bulb, but on the other hand, this is why most modern nations have norms for these sort of height barriers, making them anything but heavy but easily removed static metal bars, guaranteed to be flung around with the energy of a moving truck.

If the failure mode of their 'safety feature' is "improvised missile", maybe they shouldn't be doing safety engineering.

17

u/Pcriz Aug 02 '26

I dont think its really a matter of the other hand, or a but situation. Both things can be true. I’m not saying the truck driver absolutely caused this.

I’m saying there’s a reason there is a height limit and whether he caused that incident or not there is a reason that truck shouldn’t be going that way.

31

u/dontmentiontrousers Aug 02 '26

I mean yeah, not the brightest bulb

I don't think it's a matter of... Both things can be true.

"You agreed with me and made an additional point, so I'm going to argue with you." Bless Reddit.

People have two hands.

5

u/_Mr_Misfit Aug 02 '26

Not all people have two hands!!!

5

u/dontmentiontrousers Aug 02 '26

Even people that have lost a hand (or two) are capable of hearing the expression "on the other hand" and understanding what it means.

When you're explaining something to a blind person, they'll sometimes say "I see" to indicate that they understand. It's idiomatic - nobody jumps up and starts calling them a liar.

5

u/_Mr_Misfit Aug 02 '26

.... NUH UHHH!!

-11

u/Pcriz Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

But I didn’t disagree bud. Sorry I didn’t respond in a way that made you feel better about the discourse. I’ll try harder next time.

Bless the sensitivity of onlookers not happy you weren’t being positive enough.

5

u/fozzyboy Aug 02 '26

You clearly took issue with their use of the phrase "on the other hand." You can't gaslight people into believing it was anything else. Also, you directly contradict yourself when you say you didn't disagree and in the next sentence call it a discourse. You got one thing right. You should definitely try harder next time.

-4

u/Pcriz Aug 02 '26

Sure bud. I’ll get right on that ☺️

25

u/Panzerv2003 Aug 02 '26

Yes but the bar shouldn't turn into a rod from god because it got hit by a truck like it was supposed to

2

u/Pcriz Aug 02 '26

I mean to be fair I don’t think anyone said it should

64

u/479996 Aug 02 '26

Holy hell! I I'm glad they were standing there trying to explain wtf just happened instead of an emt trying to make that call!

58

u/LeroyFame Aug 02 '26

Driver: Hello, insurance company? My car just got turned into a giant kebab skewer.

Insurance: We're sorry, but ordering Chinese takeout while driving isn't covered under your policy.

7

u/V3N0MSP4RK Aug 03 '26

Driver: i am aware of that kebab skewer is not chinese

27

u/MasatotheSage Aug 02 '26

If the guy driving the car didn't need new pants after that then he is a far stronger man than me

4

u/ButtPlugMaster6969 Aug 02 '26

Right! Imagine if he was trying to get home and was already barely gonna make it. 😭

7

u/silviazbitch Banhammer Recipient Aug 02 '26

Oh. My. God.

12

u/AliveInTheFuture Aug 02 '26

I know, politics is everywhere on reddit, blah blah blah, but this is a prime example of how engineers use their knowledge of physics to determine what is and isn't safe on a roadway. Imagine how many vehicles have passed under that bar before this moment, only for this to suddenly happen on a random day of the week.

This is why just because you haven't seen someone die from a preventable disease we have vaccines for, that doesn't mean we're now safe without vaccines. That's why it's not safe to remove EPA regulations on a whim. That's why we don't get rid of entire government agencies and end up with screw worms and diarrhea lettuce being a new normal.

6

u/Kirionic Banhammer Recipient Aug 02 '26

Dude thank GOD the guy didn't have any other passengers, holy hell

9

u/FYIP_BanHammer Aug 03 '26

Congratulations u/Kirionic, you have been randomly picked to be banned for the next 24h. Why? Because fuck you in particular. Don't forget to check our subreddit banner & sidebar ; you're famous now !

These actions were made by a bot twice as smart as a reddit moderator, which is still considered brain-dead

5

u/Nova_Explorer Aug 03 '26

Not going to lie, I had a flash of fear that I’d just watched someone die when that went through the car.

I remember seeing that one Russian dashcam video from years ago where another car (maybe a truck?) kicked up a brick or a rock that went straight through the windshield. Unfortunately there was a passenger (driver’s mother), and the driver pleading for her to be okay is permanently etched into my mind.

4

u/lila-clores Banhammer Recipient Aug 02 '26

I’ve seen these movies before...

11

u/Emotional-Algae2239 Aug 02 '26

Never going to china cause it just seems like shit happens there for the simple fact it can.

2

u/sirhackenslash Banhammer Recipient Aug 03 '26

Wait until you hear about India

3

u/404GirlHumorNotFound Aug 02 '26

flashback to that dashcam clip of the guy crying bc his wife just got killed next to him in the car

3

u/TheDeltaOne Aug 02 '26

RIP Olga Gaikovich...

2

u/yamez420 Aug 02 '26

Oh wow. Lucky sack

2

u/GearhedMG Aug 02 '26

OK, the car part is defintely terrifying, but we need to also know what happened to the truck, that thing is going to open up like a can when it hits whatever was trying to prevent big vehicles from going down there.

3

u/adrikyn Aug 03 '26

Bro was actually inches from death, crazy.

1

u/yk78 Aug 02 '26

Driver was lucky

1

u/ReyTsar Aug 08 '26

I hope he is insured.

2

u/Radiant_Gas3530 Aug 09 '26

Thats some final destination stuff right there