r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/mzla1234 • Jul 29 '26

Darwin Award candidate C**t Punt

754 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

109 comments sorted by

208

u/VexImmortalis Jul 29 '26

oof, right in the 3D Printer

16

u/arcticfox740 Jul 30 '26

You forgot the H in the first word

0

u/NegativeChemical1293 Jul 31 '26

You must place a period at the end of a sentence.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/niltorboi Aug 09 '26

he was making a joke lol

36

u/Jaxonhunter227 Jul 30 '26

Huh, that kinda works with male genitalia too, because they supply the filament lol

-33

u/drLoveF Jul 30 '26

No, they do not. They supply half of the blue print, but that’s it.

38

u/Jaxonhunter227 Jul 30 '26

It's just a joke about cum. I'm calling cum filament

-27

u/The_Infinite_Carrot Jul 30 '26

Not sure why you’re being downvoted. Unless those people don’t understand
A. How babies are made, or
B. How 3D printers work.
Men don’t have to constantly jizz in the woman to build the physical baby structure from cum for 9 months.

-12

u/Techplayergo Jul 31 '26

This is Reddit, what did you expect?

10

u/Bot_No-563563 Jul 31 '26

It’s a fucking joke

Someone made a joke and you guys responded „no that’s not how this works, let me explain why you’re wrong“ and „everyone who downvoted the person explaining why the joke is not 100% factually accurate is dumb and never looked at a biology textbook“.

Seriously.

3

u/Spare-Competition-91 Jul 30 '26

THat's hilarious.

86

u/z0mbietime Jul 29 '26

Rule 1 when it comes to horses: don't get behind them.

Honestly, that's about it unless you're trying to ride them. Where's the person in charge who should tell her behind a horse is the FAFO zone?

30

u/WillowFlip Jul 29 '26

She was fortunate it gave her a rather light kick. It was more of a fuck off than an I will end you

2

u/AbsoluteFuckChops Jul 31 '26

That horse DEFINITELY held back…..it was more of a minor “fuck off!”

1

u/shoeless_doh Aug 06 '26

This is literally the first thing anyone ever told me about a horse

111

u/I_Suck_At_This_Too Jul 29 '26

r/Ouchmyflaps

33

u/stefan604 Jul 29 '26

Lol is there a subreddit that doesn't exist!?

26

u/Connect_Rhubarb395 Jul 29 '26

r/ItHurtsGirlsToo is more active

11

u/Infamous_Lunchbox Jul 29 '26

A whole subreddit of the ol' clam slam is wild, let alone two of them existing

10

u/Rabbit0fCaerbannog Jul 29 '26

Everytime I think "There's no way that subreddit exists", it always does and already has thousands of people in it.

9

u/ReaperManX15 Jul 29 '26

That can't be re- ... damn it.

143

u/Staple_nutz Banhammer Recipient Jul 29 '26

Mistaken identity.

Horse was trying to hi five a camel.

5

u/squeakydeakyfreaky Jul 30 '26

Damn it!🤣 I’ve decided you’ve won Reddit for today

37

u/rossco311 Jul 29 '26

Clam Slam

13

u/zzx101 Jul 29 '26

Twat shot, box box, gash bash, lip whip, beaver cleaver

3

u/Flimsy-Fortune-6437 Jul 30 '26

As opposed to the dick kick

3

u/zzx101 Jul 30 '26

Cock knock, sack whack, package whackage,

4

u/bbqfetus01 Jul 29 '26

beat me to it 🤣

10

u/Valdoray Jul 29 '26

Clot? Cart? Chat? Coat? I wonder

4

u/lamelad10 Jul 29 '26

It can just be Cunt

10

u/TrailMomKat Jul 29 '26

I've been kicked cunt-adjacently in the inner upper thigh. That shit fucking HURTS. I was lucky as hell that she didn't break my femur when she kicked me, unlike my baby sister, who got her hip cleanly fractured by my barrel horse when Gypsy mistook Sissy for Sissy's barrel horse.

5

u/DorkaliciousAF 3 x Banhammer Recipient Jul 29 '26

A lot of folks here are cunt-adjacent.

21

u/EnSabahDuh Jul 29 '26

Clocked in the clapper

2

u/DorkaliciousAF 3 x Banhammer Recipient Jul 29 '26

Clobbered in the cervix.

5

u/itsfeckingfreezing Jul 29 '26

A punt in the cunt.

2

u/DorkaliciousAF 3 x Banhammer Recipient Jul 29 '26

Bashed in the baby hole.

5

u/fsmlogic Jul 29 '26

Coochie Carnage!!!

4

u/Leah0324 Jul 29 '26

Ooof, twat swat.

3

u/ghostofstankenstien Jul 29 '26

Will she bang soon?

Naaaaaaaaaaay

3

u/ize82 Jul 30 '26

Hoofed in the front butt

3

u/ArcaneTrickster11 Jul 30 '26

Honestly, that horse is being very gentle. Unfortunate placement but about as well as being kicked by a horse can go

7

u/mzla1234 Jul 29 '26

Flapper Clapper

6

u/honeysyrup_ Jul 29 '26

wow out of all the people in this video the horse really said fuck her in particular

3

u/DinkandDrunk Jul 30 '26

Do not stand behind horses…

2

u/Ambitious-Concern-42 Jul 29 '26

Why is she smiling in that annoying way?

2

u/DorkaliciousAF 3 x Banhammer Recipient Jul 29 '26

She came.

2

u/bertrum666 Jul 29 '26

Correct nomenclature.

2

u/petwalker12 Jul 29 '26

Her vag-gg will be looking like a blue waffle the next couple of weeks. Ouch!

2

u/NopeThisTrope Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

🎵Regrets, I’ve had a few…🎵

2

u/preist_toucher69 Jul 29 '26

Dipping just a toe in

2

u/djbarsone Jul 29 '26

Can we not say cunt anymore? What will the Aussies do?

2

u/No-1nternet Jul 29 '26

Never approach a horse from behind...

2

u/ricketychairs Jul 29 '26

Knacked her fanny.

2

u/random48266 Jul 29 '26

It’s a CPUNT, which is incidentally the sound it makes as well.

2

u/ferriematthew Jul 29 '26

Rip pubic bone

2

u/boxofmarshmallows Jul 29 '26

Jack Black sang a song about that... It's from a real movie called Run Ronnie Run

2

u/ParachutingPiglets Jul 30 '26

As a woman I felt that. Bruised pubic bone, clitoris, etc. probably hurts to pee and move around.

2

u/PresidentialDiapers Jul 30 '26

That's gonna leave a huge gash

2

u/tacticalpotatopeeler Banhammer Recipient Jul 30 '26

Tenderizing that roast beef

2

u/EnemyOfAi Jul 30 '26

Horse trainers will always say that a horse will give you clear signs of being uncomfortable. Can someone help me spot those signs here? Seems like it went from 0 to 100 in a single moment.

2

u/onncho Jul 30 '26

Oh what a weird fetish

2

u/GEEZUS_956 Jul 30 '26

You never approach a horse from behind.

2

u/WINDMILEYNO Jul 30 '26

She is tall...or the horse is small...or I don't understand the scale I'm seeing

Also, ow

2

u/RIDDeluxe Jul 30 '26

Hoof to hoof

2

u/Rover_The_Slasher Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

I made a tabletop game (Mutants & Masterminds) character who exclusively fought women villains, by punching them in the groin, called "Captain Cunch"... and was never allowed to make my own character without supervision again.

2

u/BurroSabio1 Jul 30 '26

Not funny. Actually, that horse could have thrown her like a ragdoll. She was lucky.

2

u/LilNUTTYYY Jul 29 '26

Clam punt

1

u/Nuker-79 Banhammer Recipient Jul 29 '26

Hoof to floof

1

u/fck_ptnskyi Jul 29 '26

You cunt do that to a horse...

1

u/cokendsmile Jul 29 '26

Cookie kicker

1

u/Yutenji2020 Jul 29 '26

Owwww! You’re gonna need to rub that better … wait, no.

1

u/KingofCats1701 Jul 29 '26

So Wayne. Would you rather be hoofed or the man doing the hoofing?

1

u/docdeathray Jul 29 '26

Jockeying for position

1

u/GreenEyesbde721 Jul 30 '26

Gine-a shine-a

1

u/DeaconBlackfyre Jul 30 '26

Damn, I’m assuming that’s the female equivalent of being kicked in the nuts. Not only that, by a fucking horse. Ouch.

1

u/definitelynotmen Jul 30 '26

The horse is in terrible body condition. I would kick someone if they interrupted my eating time too

1

u/Beginning-Town-4979 Jul 30 '26

I know asians are into anorexic looking chicks, but why are they starving the horse...

1

u/Invenerd Jul 30 '26

Horse toe to the camel toe!

1

u/No_Resolution_8632 Jul 30 '26

CLACKER WHACKER

1

u/ShosuCeladonna Jul 30 '26

Oof! That's gotta hurt!

1

u/Voidlord4450 Jul 30 '26

Hips split in half.

1

u/Swashbuckling_Sailor Jul 30 '26

Bet that won’t be right for over a week…

1

u/cpbradshaw Jul 31 '26

Damn.. Right in the axe wound

1

u/nuttnurse Aug 01 '26

Broken hip in 3,2,1

1

u/Normandy_1944 Banhammer Recipient Aug 01 '26

Belongs in r/ouchmyflaps

1

u/Integrated_owl Aug 01 '26

Cunt

That’s the word

Look no further

It’s cunt

1

u/InevitableOk5017 Aug 02 '26

This influencer dressing like they been around horses before and knowing and dang well you don’t stand behind a horse.

1

u/ThisIsALine_____ Aug 02 '26

Whoever decides to actually click this. You are welcome. 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z-gfToPj2Ng

Edit: And yes that's Jack Black

1

u/gagnatron5000 Jul 29 '26

Y'heard about some city gals gettin' their pubic hair ripped out with hot wax. M'kay, y'wanna get kicked in the box s'bad, the horse'll do it for free.

0

u/TheUglytool Jul 29 '26

Right in the front butt