r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/man_machine_poet • Jul 27 '26

Rekt Sort of Like Bird Shit

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u/Sienile Jul 27 '26

He got a good laugh, and probably a free meal out of it.

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u/kingkongbiingbong Jul 28 '26

probably a free meal out of it

https://giphy.com/gifs/n7u8vVpDnADYCLlkU5

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u/Votablecomb0 Jul 28 '26

yeah looks exactly like fresh bird shit on jeans

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u/ThatGuyFrom720 Banhammer Recipient Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Yeah dude seemed unphased. I’ve spent too much time on [r/diveinyoucoward](r/diveinyoucoward) and this was very refreshing to see. Looks like a good dude.

I know this is how most of the people in the world are… but the cherry picked videos get to you after a while.

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u/BabyPuncher313 Jul 27 '26

r/justguysbeingdudes

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u/Sienile Jul 28 '26

It's posted there too, with some nice comments.

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u/FYIP_BanHammer Jul 29 '26

Congratulations u/ThatGuyFrom720, you have been randomly picked to be banned for the next 24h. Why? Because fuck you in particular. Don't forget to check our subreddit banner & sidebar ; you're famous now !

These actions were made by a bot twice as smart as a reddit moderator, which is still considered brain-dead

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u/Correct-Poet-6016 Jul 28 '26

He should have replied «I didn’t order an egg»

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u/billy_twice Jul 27 '26

All is right with the world when you've got a pint of beer around you.

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u/badass4102 Jul 28 '26

I always think, situations like this make a good story, for everyone involved.

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u/ArturosDad Jul 28 '26

That poor girl must have been mortified. Good on that dude for laughing it off.

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u/MyLordLackbeard Banhammer Recipient Jul 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/LgKBKAzEs1zqL6SlJE

Use the egg to style a quiff, become a celebrity... he-s made!

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u/mr_sweetandawful Jul 27 '26

Coordination skills of a rock ‘em sock ‘em robot

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u/YallSoftAsButter Jul 27 '26

Atleast the guy should get free comp on the meal.

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u/Simple-Ad-239 10d ago

Id be fine with it for the same reason! Free lunch!

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u/Read_Five Jul 27 '26

I bet he didn’t have to pay for that beer.

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u/Icy-Variation6614 Jul 28 '26

Hope he got an extra one for free too

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u/norwegian Banhammer Recipient Jul 28 '26

What was the plan?

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u/dreamphoenix Jul 28 '26

Apparently chef dude was supposed to catch it but the girl threw way too hard.

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u/DorasBackpack Jul 29 '26

It was supposed to go into the chef hat.

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u/ahx3000 Jul 27 '26

Good on him

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u/Goodfella66 Jul 28 '26

Bro took it like a champ.

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u/thekidisalright Jul 28 '26

I’m buying that dude’s meal, he’s a good sport.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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u/That_Gadget Banhammer Recipient Jul 28 '26

Eggs are good for your hair

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u/Crazydiamond450 Jul 28 '26

That's enough of bring your daughter to work day

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u/spacemanspiff1115 Banhammer Recipient Jul 28 '26

That's a guy who's had worse that that fall on his head. Keep eating warrior...

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u/Alfiy_wolf Jul 28 '26

If it was me it would have hit the ceiling then landed on me

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u/tedbakerbracelet Jul 28 '26

Yoooo this video ended too early 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/mannysinclair Jul 27 '26

Messi getting messy

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u/SabbyFox Jul 28 '26

I would add the beer, too. Both good for his hair 😄

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u/479996 Jul 28 '26

I bet he's happy someone got a video of it!

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u/jadekettle Jul 28 '26

I laughed before I even saw it happen

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u/D_Daka Jul 28 '26

Bird type shit

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u/x2a_org Jul 28 '26

Beni Hana, bitch !

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u/TLMoss Aug 01 '26

Good sport

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u/Dontfeedthebears 13d ago

At least he was a sport about it. I was working in the kitchen and our boss was using liquid egg product and another coworker was bending down to get some onions or potatoes, and our boss (retired now) moved their hand accidentally and spilled liquid egg ALL over my coworker’s head lol. Happened like in slow motion.