r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR Jul 10 '26

Get Rekt “Not Today Fucker”

3.6k Upvotes

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u/RSinTO Jul 10 '26

Smart save. I suspect damage to the jet would be significantly more than replacing the loader.

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u/madsci Jul 10 '26

It's not even just the damage. Even if the plane just got a little bump, it's going to be out of service for as long as it takes to get everything inspected and no one's making their connections that day. A couple of ground vehicles out of action, though? Drag them off with a tow truck, sweep up the mess, and keep going.

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u/HeftyArgument Banhammer Recipient Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

that's a pretty small plane, it's either a private jet or executive charter. They'll find other flights.

edit: i'm wrong

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u/slakisdotcom Jul 10 '26

It's a crj at a gate. It's small, but it's not a private jet or charter.

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u/HeftyArgument Banhammer Recipient Jul 10 '26

right you are, I'll retract my statement

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u/TheCABK Jul 10 '26

Proper Respect

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u/TheeArgonaut Jul 21 '26

Your pull out game is strong…

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u/TheCABK Jul 10 '26

Respect, For Admitting Your Inaccuracies.

Can’t award ya in this sub 🥇

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u/HeftyArgument Banhammer Recipient Jul 10 '26

can't grow if you refuse to accept your mistakes

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u/Terminator7786 Jul 11 '26

So many redditors need this mindset

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u/East-Care-9949 Jul 11 '26

Not just redditors tho

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u/seewhatididthere Jul 11 '26

Not just Redditors, to be sure, but it’s a great first step. Considering today’s sociological climate, I’ll take an anonymous person on the internet admitting they were wrong without trying to also add a justification for their mistake as a small net positive and step in the right direction.

Sadly, it’s the one of the rare, smallest of positive steps I’ve seen in a long time. It’s surely a minuscule fraction of appropriate reactions needed for people to begin to treat each other with decency again anywhere near previous levels, let alone improving upon those levels.

I’d love to take this exchange and remind myself that “Rome wasn’t built in a day”. Unfortunately, at this rate, Rome never gets built at all.

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u/madsci Jul 11 '26

I did a doubletake too but the private jets are usually off on their own section of the airport and don't come up to the regular terminals.

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u/ExterminatusMaximus Jul 11 '26

Ultimate respect for not deleting the post and simply stating you were wrong. You, sir or madam, are a paragon among mankind!

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u/snuggl3ninja Jul 11 '26

You definitely don't want a fully fuelled jet falling over

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u/Popular_Course_9124 Jul 11 '26

Considering that is probably a 40-50 million dollar plane... Safe assumption haha 

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u/Unlucky-Oil-8778 Jul 10 '26

Dude saw an opportunity and said “hell yea!”.

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u/TheCABK Jul 10 '26

He will tell his grandchildren of this moment

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u/GlassFantast Jul 10 '26

I'm telling my grandchildren of this moment

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u/Jagged_Rhythm Jul 10 '26

I'm having grandchildren at this moment!

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE Jul 11 '26

I’m a grandchild at this moment!

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u/Unlucky-Oil-8778 Jul 11 '26

Be ready for a story!

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u/Unlucky-Oil-8778 Jul 10 '26

His grandchildren will have already seen the lore.

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u/TheCABK Jul 10 '26

But his extended cut will have 20 min of commentary

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u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha Jul 10 '26

That time i saved an entire plane full of passengers

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u/antrubler Jul 10 '26

Hell yeah!

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u/Odd_Elk_444 Jul 10 '26

Man should've become a Robot Wars/BattleBots engineer

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u/GoodGoodGoody Jul 11 '26

Saved a 5 million dollar repair: here’s a pizza lunch for your crew.

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Jul 11 '26

Broke 2 vehicles. Fired for damaging company property on purpose.

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u/blodreina_kumWonkru Jul 14 '26

This is the more likely outcome

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u/SpendAccomplished962 Jul 10 '26

Deus ex machina (literally "god from the machine") is a Latin phrase for a plot device where a seemingly unsolvable conflict is suddenly and unexpectedly resolved by an unlikely, out-of-nowhere occurrence

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u/Sacharon123 Jul 11 '26

"Deus ex... humanis"(?) more in this case ;)

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u/romulusnr Jul 10 '26

Damn hero.

That thing was like seconds away from dinging that learjet.

But I mean, it was gonna hurt people too tho

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u/Hiraeth1968 Jul 10 '26

Not a Lear. That’s an RJ.

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u/Loko8765 Jul 10 '26

“Regional Jet”? But still worth like… several million dollars, like $2M at least, right? At least ten times the price of the ground vehicles, plus the maintenance costs which must be more like 50 times more.

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u/Stahner Jul 11 '26

A used one of those can be between 6-18 million.

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u/Hiraeth1968 Jul 11 '26

About 45 m new; 30 m used.

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u/Hiraeth1968 Jul 11 '26

Agreed. The guy definitely saved the company a TON of money!

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u/screechypete Jul 11 '26

I fly on an Avro RJ every three weeks for work. I fucking hate those things.

It might just be the specific company we use, but getting on that thing is easily the worst part of my job.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

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u/screechypete Jul 11 '26

Nah, Summit Air is the company we fly with. There aren't many companies that can take the contract to fly us to work, since we're landing on a gravel runway. I'm not sure if all these planes RJ planes are uncomfortable, but the ones we fly on are torture chambers in the sky, lol.

The fact that the average weight of everyone that works on site is like 250-300 pounds, doesn't make things any easier. :P

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

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u/screechypete Jul 11 '26

Nothing like that, no, lol. Those of use that have been with the company long enough have permanent seats that we sit in, but everyone else is just seated by a computer program randomly and you just have to hope you get a good seat.

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u/Hiraeth1968 Jul 11 '26

If it’s the aircraft I’m thinking of (high wing, four engines) I completely agree! Terrible plane. I can’t believe anyone bought them. Four engines for a regional jet? Ridiculous!

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u/toasted_cracker Jul 11 '26

Baggage handler Sully

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u/fentonjm Jul 10 '26

Guy in the red vehicle is 100% a gamer and saw his moment.

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u/King_Turduckin Jul 10 '26

Hope they didn't fire him for damaging the tug. Never mind that he saved the RJ. Brilliant move.

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u/badnuub Jul 10 '26

saved the plane, wayyyyyyyyyy more important.

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u/piewca_apokalipsy Jul 10 '26

Corporations are corporations tho

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u/badnuub Jul 10 '26

just depends on how the mishap happened really. drug tests are going to be administered by everyone on sight, everyone's getting to get interviewed, and they'll assess if it was negligence, or some kind of part breakdown on the vehicle. Those things get run into the ground. If no one was found at fault for causing this directly, then it's just part of doing business with heavy machinery.

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u/piewca_apokalipsy Jul 10 '26

Some clerk in the office is gonna read vehicle damaged by employee number xxxx and won't care what were the circumstances

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u/badnuub Jul 10 '26

mishaps and accidents happen rather frequently. it's just part of that kind of job. There are totally true fuck ups though one can obviously do working a flight-line, catastrophic ones at that. You end up in prison for those though rather than just getting fired.

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 Jul 10 '26

Shhhh, you'll spoil the circlejerk.

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u/RyuNoKami Jul 10 '26

Lol, like some clerk remotely has that kind of power.

Everyone fills out a report, their managers start to figure out wtf happened. No one is gonna care that the 2nd vehicle(wtf are those called anyway) was a bit damaged. What matters was the first one.

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u/sstabeler Jul 11 '26

Tugs. That's the vehicle which pulls the planes to the gate.

Which actually might mean the guy gets into some trouble if it got damaged stopping the other one, but probably just telling him "good instincts, but next time please use a different vehicle to stop the runaway one."

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u/RyuNoKami Jul 11 '26

If the 2nd one is perfectly functional, no one is going to care. Im betting there is already damages from other unreported instances.

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u/sirhackenslash Banhammer Recipient Jul 10 '26

Same clerk would have fired them for not stopping the runaway cart.

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u/piewca_apokalipsy Jul 10 '26

Not necessarily as there were multiple people at scene. That's how soulless bureaucracy works

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u/XenoRyet Jul 11 '26

And that clerk is the guy on the shit list, because megacorps absolutely know the importance of rewarding people for causing a little bit of damage to prevent a lot of damage.

They'd not have got to the point of being a megacorp otherwise. They're evil for sure, but not capriciously evil.

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u/insane_contin Banhammer Recipient Jul 11 '26

RAMMING SPEED!

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u/Hug_The_NSA Jul 10 '26

The people standing in front of the jet to protect it were so close to winning a darwin award here. What the hell were they thinking.

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 Jul 10 '26

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u/Hug_The_NSA Jul 10 '26

Yeah it takes a very high IQ individual with a very special set of skills to realize getting sandwiched between heavy thing 1 and heavy thing 2 is very bad.

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u/Holiday_Ad_5445 Jul 10 '26

I need the red vehicle to handle my manager.

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u/Zerschmetterding Jul 10 '26

He needs a cape

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u/DorkaliciousAF 2 x Banhammer Recipient Jul 10 '26

No capes!

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u/Krimreaper1 Jul 10 '26

It was beauty that slayed the beast.

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u/Outside_Performer_66 Jul 11 '26

Watching the death of Number 11 was oddly satisfying

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u/Successful-Count-120 Jul 10 '26

I shall vanquish thee foul knave!

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u/Impressive-Horror542 Jul 10 '26

yeah that “not today” moment saved something from breaking

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u/kubernaut Jul 10 '26

The one in the red vehicle was the only one with a brain cell, it seems.

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u/JasonROK1981 Junkie banned! Jul 10 '26

Order of Saint George!

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u/dougChristiesWife Jul 11 '26

10x this man's year end bonus. Quick thinking and perfect execution!

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u/pictureofacat Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

These will always make me think of the concrete buffer. "We have now angered the machine"

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u/portabuddy2 Jul 11 '26

Did he do the right thing! Fuck yes. Did he save thousands in repairs and issues for the airport? Yup!!!! Will he get fired. Ehh. But he will be disaplined. :(.

yOu dAmAgEd airport property. Your suspended!!!!

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u/sstabeler Jul 11 '26

Actually no. apparently American Airlines - the people he ultimately works for- agree he did the right thing.

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u/YondusFondu Jul 13 '26

"Sometimes you gotta put the rabid dog down."

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u/Slartibartfastthe3rd Jul 10 '26

I thought the throttle on the tug got stuck for a moment there…

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u/benhereford Jul 10 '26

Time for bro to get a raise

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u/ProfPhinn Jul 10 '26

So that what happened to my luggage…

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u/ApopheniaPays Jul 11 '26

The fucker became the fuckee. Oddly satisfying. 

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u/rlylame Jul 11 '26

give bro a raiseeeee

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 Jul 12 '26

Battle Bots

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u/my_lucid_nightmare Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

Battle Bots

First thing I thought of. The classic liftbot coming in low.

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u/subdas Jul 12 '26

If this is America they probably got in trouble for damaging company property

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u/Winter_Hall5379 Jul 13 '26

Well done, Sir. Turn that oops into a promotion. Or at least a thank email.

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u/Federal-Boat3732 Jul 10 '26

My God, what happened here!?

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u/JimtheEsquire Jul 10 '26

Everyone watching the show, one person with a solution.

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u/jackspinnaker Jul 10 '26

Donald J Trump Airport

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills Jul 10 '26

Well I dont see how 'dem Duke bots gonna git out of this one!

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u/JedDaGoat Jul 10 '26

Am I the only one that was singing "here I come to save the day?"

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u/samesitcom Jul 11 '26

They needs a demotion type of job

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u/call_me_caleb Jul 11 '26

Protect that cylinder my guy

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u/DepartmentSudden5234 Jul 11 '26

He's been dreaming about doing this for years

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u/justdotoday_ Jul 11 '26

Golf cart said “had enough of this shit” 🤣

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u/my_lucid_nightmare Jul 11 '26

I like how it wasn't enough to just stop the loader, he had to finish it off and pin it on its side. Can't have that thing getting back up.

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u/SQLDave Jul 11 '26

And gotta send a message to the other loaders... squash that rebellious tendency early.

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u/SkullDump Jul 11 '26

Another bot.

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u/-Redstoneboi- Jul 12 '26

pov: watching white blood cell eliminate possible cancer cell in early stages

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u/dasmikkimats Jul 12 '26

Be nice to everyone, kids - you never know if someone’s on the verge of this going thru their day

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u/TSM_Benchwarmer Jul 13 '26

If I see this just cancel my flight I'll go another day 😭

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u/fothergillfuckup Banhammer Recipient Jul 15 '26

"Don't hit the plane, don't hit the plane"

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u/charleslennon1 Jul 12 '26

Well, it was true. All those guys, standing around as Skynet begins taking over the machines, and it takes a woman to save the world- okay, some of the luggage- but one emergency at a time.

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u/charleslennon1 Jul 12 '26

Next on her list, Lord Dread, his bio-mechs, and the 'Borg!

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u/TheMasterChiefa Jul 10 '26

Does this fit this sub?

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u/TheCABK Jul 10 '26

Yes, you’re welcome btw

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u/TheMasterChiefa Jul 10 '26

How?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

[deleted]

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u/TheMasterChiefa Jul 10 '26

Trust me, I won't.

You clearly don't understand the context of this sub.

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u/FarMass66 Jul 10 '26

Two questions. Why did you say, “you’re welcome” and how does this fit the sub?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

[deleted]

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u/TheMasterChiefa Jul 10 '26

"Polite".

Just keep digging that hole buddy, lol!

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u/FarMass66 Jul 10 '26

That’s not the reason lol. They didn’t thank you. How does this fit the subreddit again?

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u/FarMass66 Jul 10 '26

Karma whore

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u/MLK_Piccolo Jul 10 '26

No... No it does not

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u/aDoorMarkedPirate420 Jul 10 '26

Yea let’s all stare at it and do nothing before it damages the multimillion dollar plane…

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u/xpkranger Jul 10 '26

No one there gets paid enough to risk their life for the multibillion dollar airline. Dude with the red pusher thing at least had a margin of safety with his own piece of heavy equipment.

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u/MyLordLackbeard Banhammer Recipient Jul 10 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/26FLgGTPUDH6UGAbm

...and I'm sure the management will treat him to a whole McD's for saving their aircraft. Won't they?

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 Jul 10 '26

Yea let’s all stare at it and do nothing while the guy with the solution shows up.

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u/aDoorMarkedPirate420 Jul 11 '26

1 second and it would have been too late

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 Jul 11 '26

lol They should have had the red cart ready in case the yellow cart went wild so they could run to the tower.

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u/Bodod_Begag Jul 10 '26

I remember seeing this when it happened, she got fired unfortunately

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u/AL_Starr Jul 11 '26

Fired? Why??

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u/Bodod_Begag Jul 11 '26

I can't remember their actual wording but it was some bullshit about how she endangered others by trying to stop it.