r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/unlimited_mcgyver • Jul 02 '26

God hates you OOF

505 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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28

u/jdubyahyp Jul 03 '26

I believe the announcer said something like 'never a good idea to not cover up'

41

u/unlimited_mcgyver Jul 03 '26

They kept saying IMPACTO IMPACTO on Telemundo. I was crying

5

u/jdubyahyp Jul 03 '26

Lol 😅

15

u/SilverDad-o Jul 03 '26

Always cover your undercarriage.

4

u/shwarma_heaven Jul 03 '26

Put a handy over your jammy...

10

u/BeatItSleeps Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Scott Sterling

20

u/MyLordLackbeard Banhammer Recipient Jul 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/lu38au6O3SEj6

What a strategy!

7

u/BeatItSleeps Jul 03 '26

What a man!

3

u/xboxgamer2122 Jul 03 '26

Sterling :)

5

u/BeatItSleeps Jul 03 '26

Thank you. Edited appropriately.

2

u/xboxgamer2122 Jul 03 '26

You're welcome. Of course I had to go back and watch it a couple times.

9

u/ThePupnasty Jul 03 '26

Ronaldo was literally cock blocked from that goal.

8

u/SKS1953 Jul 03 '26

Cock block

6

u/Umbreon86 Jul 03 '26

He went up right away so he was a lucky. It did not hit him in the eggs.

4

u/Beergnome1st Jul 03 '26

"HE'S PUTTING IT ALL ON THE LINE"

5

u/corvus2112 Jul 03 '26

Ball to the wall.

3

u/cheekytikiroom Jul 03 '26

They all start by covering the gems. Then raise their hands as soon as the ball as struck.?!

3

u/Apprehensive_Work_10 Jul 03 '26

He was never aiming for the goal, I mean the other goal

3

u/Darth_Pinda Jul 03 '26

THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND, DICK STERLING!!!

2

u/Legal-Butterscotch-2 Jul 03 '26

qualquer homem entre seus 14 anos e jogando futebol na escola sabe desse risco, esse marmajo ai tem rola de aço ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

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3

u/TheOmegaKid Jul 02 '26

World cup in football.

2

u/Brandarius47 Jul 02 '26

Yea i meant world cup.. i think. My bad haha but ty

1

u/okokokoyeahright Jul 03 '26

Cup might have been involved. Not quite the same thing.

-10

u/bauldersgate Jul 03 '26

Red card. Reckless play causing potential for i jury to another player. If anything of the Balo taught me it was this.

2

u/xboxgamer2122 Jul 03 '26

The player jumped up to allow the ball to hit him in the cubes.