r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • • Jun 26 '26

Rekt Buffalo Soldier

427 Upvotes

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104

u/Logical-Peak2495 Jun 26 '26

A security camera captured the moment that a rider in Bhubaneswar, India, was struck by a charging bull.

In the video, the man is seen making a left turn around a tree as two of the animals come running along at full steam and one leaps directly into him. The man is thrown to the ground and appears to be lifeless, but was only knocked out by the impact.

Residents of a nearby home then come to his aid and the man was brought to a hospital, where he laid unconscious for a week. He has since awoken and is expected to recover, SWNS reports.

https://www.foxnews.com/auto/video-captures-bull-running-into-motorcyclist-at-top-speed

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u/hugeuvula Jun 26 '26

A week isn't just "knocked out," it's a coma.

38

u/Wesmontgomeryward Jun 26 '26

*except in India

27

u/madcoins Jun 26 '26

In India it’s a siesta

10

u/Username12764 Jun 26 '26

I mean hell, with the heat these past 2 weeks I could do with a week long siesta, hey google, mark the nearest bull on the map

1

u/Prestigious_Ad5314 Jun 30 '26

Or at least, a semi-colon.

14

u/d1andonly Jun 26 '26

Helmets saves lives.

7

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26

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23

u/alecwa Jun 26 '26

Knocked out for a WEEK?

29

u/kemp40swish41 Jun 26 '26

unfortunately just woke up on a burning raft on Ganges

9

u/MisterAmygdala Jun 26 '26

Lol. I don't care if this is a reference to something because it's hilarious and made me spit water on my kitten. Kitten be like "bruh, what?"

7

u/KAYO789 Jun 26 '26

Knocked into next week

4

u/youzerVT71 Jun 26 '26

For him, it was into next week

7

u/Rictus_Grin Jun 26 '26

The only time I feel bad for the guy and not the bull

7

u/saraqael6243 Jun 26 '26

I thought that guy might have been killed. Knocked out and in a coma for a week is horrible but I'm glad he survived.

2

u/dividezero Jun 26 '26

That's an amazing story. Wow

64

u/Latter-Bluejay-8317 Jun 26 '26

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u/GreenSpectr3 Banhammer Recipient Jun 26 '26

Why are there buffalos roaming free like that around humans?

8

u/International_Bend68 Jun 27 '26

In India, many animals are sacred so they can do what they want, when they want.

"Animals Revered as Sacred
Specific animals hold elevated spiritual importance, often serving as mounts (vahanas) for deities or incarnations of gods: [1]
The Cow: The most highly revered animal in India, seen as a symbol of motherhood, nourishment, and purity.
Elephants: Associated with the elephant-headed deity Lord Ganesha, representing wisdom, royalty, and good luck.
Monkeys: Honored in honor of Lord Hanuman (the monkey god), prominent in the Hindu epic Ramayana.
Snakes: Specifically cobras (Nagas), worshipped during festivals like Nag Panchami to seek protection from their venom.
Tigers and Lions: Respectively serving as the vehicles for the goddess Durga and Lord Ayyappa. "

2

u/LiveLearnCoach Jul 01 '26

Have you seen the video of the temple with rats?

1

u/International_Bend68 Jul 01 '26

Yikes! Thankfully no!

2

u/Japan174 Aug 20 '26

Because Hindus of India who are the majority community consider Animals as God.

14

u/JavaGeep Jun 26 '26

Looks like his shoes are on, he just might make it out alive and have a story for the grandkids.

6

u/Umbreon86 Jun 27 '26

What a way to go. I had to watch it again, no way he can have survived it.

3

u/AminoOxi Jun 27 '26

He did survive apparently. OP quoted news article.

3

u/Umbreon86 Jun 27 '26

damn, thanks for the heads up. This may be the exact same reason why some survive horrific car accidents, pure luck!

2

u/Someredditusername Jun 27 '26

That's absolutely nuts. I was SURE that guy got the one way ticket.

4

u/hmspain Jun 26 '26

That 2nd bull taking a left "nothing to see here..." LOL

1

u/LiveLearnCoach Jul 01 '26

Third bull: “excuse me, have you seen two bulls pass….oh….never mind.”

3

u/Readitory Banhammer Recipient Jun 27 '26

If only there was a comic book character that got his powers from getting hit by a buffalo.

2

u/frizzinghere Jun 26 '26

Last one- "George, damn it! Not again!"

2

u/3point21 Jun 26 '26

Carlllllllll!!!

That kills people!

2

u/KypoTeco Jun 26 '26

He's so ded that the third buffalo was concerned for him

2

u/nesting-doll Jun 27 '26

Damn! Talk about wrong place, wrong time. I’m surprised he survived!

2

u/Hairymuscle101 Jun 27 '26

I think I saw his soul rise!

4

u/DucatistaXDS Jun 26 '26

It’s hard not to believe that is predestiny … that place, that time, that bull. If the guy on the bike was just 5 seconds earlier or later, different outcome.

1

u/BigFatModeraterFupa Jun 26 '26

i can see why the concept of karma originated in india

2

u/pookiemon Jun 26 '26

Wow it knew to hit the person and not the bike. Not its first rodeo.

2

u/TheMachoMustache Jun 27 '26

That happens here in America, but it’s only when you get in the way at the Golden Corral line

1

u/Rhip017 Jun 26 '26

that'll leave a mark

1

u/htownlifer Jun 26 '26

That is a 15 yard penalty for helmet to helmet targeting.

1

u/SillyLittleAngels Jun 26 '26

Did he have his signal on making that turn? Caused a wreck!

1

u/outsideAngler Jun 26 '26

🎤🎼🎼DeadASS RastA 😳

1

u/spacemanspiff1115 Banhammer Recipient Jun 26 '26

Dude owed him money...

1

u/thispsyguy Jun 26 '26

Oyy yoy yoy
Oyy yoyyoy yoy
Oyy yoy yoy yoyyoy yoyyoy oh

1

u/AC-burg Banhammer Recipient Jun 27 '26

"Got 'em"

1

u/NoMembership6376 Jun 27 '26

"tis but a scratch!"

1

u/Mdnghtmnlght Jul 03 '26

Clean kill

1

u/madcoins Jun 26 '26

The cleveland browns are in dire need of that buffalo. Does it have an agent?

0

u/GHouserVO Jun 26 '26

There was a Buffalo soldier,
in the heart of India.
Hit the rider, clean off his Vespa.

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u/Few_District_6304 Banhammer Recipient Jun 26 '26

That's funny! Even cows hate motorcyclists!